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NEED FOOD AND LODGING
A PLACE TO GO
NEXT REST AREA:
100 MILES OR SO
DARK AS NIGHT
THE ROAD MAY BE
DON'T SWERVE OFF IT
AND HIT A TREE!
IF YOU WANT
TO REMAIN ALIVE
HEED THIS WARNING
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
SPIN THOSE WHEELS
GO AHEAD!
JUST DON'T COMPLAIN
WHEN YOUR BRAKES ARE DEAD!!
IN A HURRY?
JUST WAIT A MINUTE!
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD!
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT!!
TIME GOES SWIFTLY
WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN
CRUISING DOWN THE BOULEVARD
IN THE MIDDAY SUN!!
I SEE YOUR LIGHTS
THEY'RE BLINDING ME
TURN THEM DOWN BEFORE
I HIT A TREE!
I HATE TO MENTION
TO THE CAR UP THERE
THAT THIS ROAD IS MEANT
FOR ALL TO SHARE!
CALLED A TOW TRUCK?
NEEDED A LIFT??
DID THAT STEERING WHEEL
TAKE A SLEEPY SHIFT??
FIRST TIME DRIVING?
PETRIFIED??
THINK WE AREN'T
ON THIS SIDE!
A SONG, A DANCE
WON'T HELP YOU AT ALL
EXCEPT WHEN GETTING TICKETS
TO THE POLICEMEN'S BALL!!
THE CAR RUNS FINE!!
ENGINE'S HUMMING!
GOT THE FEELING
A BREAKDOWN'S COMING???
RED IS STOP!!
GREEN IS GO!!
DON'T STAMP ON THE GAS!
YELLOW MEANS SLOW!!
GO FOR THE SPEED LIMIT!
POLICE IMPLORE!
OR YOU WILL NOT BE AROUND
TO SPEED NO MORE!
A SPORT CAR IS DEFINATELY
NOT A TOY!!
IF YOU WRECK ONE:
OH BOY!
HEY SLOW DRIVER
YOU, IN FRONT OF ME
THE LIMIT'S FIFTY
NOT TWENTY-THREE!
THIS OLD T-BIRD
TREATS ME RIGHT
DRIVES BY DAY!!
FLIES BY NIGHT!
A TOLL GATE'S BEEN HERE
SINCE THE ROAD WAS PAVED!
WON'T THIS DARN HIGHWAY
EVER BE PAID?
LOCKED THE DOOR
THEN HE SAW
THE KEYS STILL HANGING,
IN THE IGNITION'S MAW!!
SLAMMING A DOOR
WON'T GET YOU FAR!!
ESPECIALLY IF IT IS
YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!
THE LIGHTS ARE PRETTY!!
RED, YELLOW AND GREEN!!
YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED
AT THE RED ONE YOU SEEN!!
A LONG WAY TO JOURNEY
EXHAUSTION, IT'S DEEP
BETTER NOT TRY IT
PULL OVER AND SLEEP!!
A MIGHTY FOREST
ONCE DID STAND!
UNTIL THE ABANDONED FLAME
GOT OUT OF HAND!!
WATCH THOSE EXITS
AT 60 PER!!
WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE
A GREAT CUSTOMER!
THE ROAD IS SLEEK!!
THE TURNS WERE SHARP!
THE DRIVER WOUND UP
WITH WINGS AND A HARP!!
SHE TOOK THE HILL
A WEE BIT FAST!
NOW BOTH GIRL AND CAR
ARE IN THE PAST!!
SCHOOL ZONE NEAR!
SLOW WAY DOWN!!
WOULD NOT WANT TO RUN
THAT POOR KID DOWN!
WE MAY NOT KNOW HOW
TO SPLIT AN ATOM!
BUT OUR FAITHFUL PATRONS?
JUST LET US AT THEM!!
ON THAT VEHICLE
ONE LIGHT I SEE
IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE?
OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE?!!
HE CHECKED THE GAS LINE
WITH A MATCH!
NOW IT IS NOT JUST A HOLE
THAT NEEDS TO BE PATCHED!
OUT OF GAS?
WHAT A SHAME!
BUT THEN ASK YOURSELF
WHO'S TO BLAME?!!
IT MATTERS LITTLE
HOW YOU DRIVE!!
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS TO ARRIVE ALIVE!
PRICES RISING
ACROSS THIS NATION!
GAS SURE DID NOT BEAT
THAT GROWING INFLATION!!
TO AVOID GETTING UP
IN CARE OF SOME NURSE
BETTER PUT THAT CAR
IN A QUICK REVERSE!
THAT BRAND NEW GAS LINE
IS OUT OF KILTER!
NO WONDER, WHEN YOU SKIMPED
ON THAT NEEDED FILTER!!
ADORE YOUR WIFE!!
ADORE HER PA!
TRY AND LOVE YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW!!
THE CROWD YOU SEE
INSIDE THAT STORE
IS PURCHASING THIS GAME
THAT'S FOR SURE!!
PIRATES TAKE HEED!!
YOU SCURVY CREW!!
A VERY LONG JAIL TIME
WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU!!
SOME OF THEM POTHOLES
ARE REALLY BAD!
WORK ON THE PROBLEM
WOULD BE REALLY RAD!!
A CAR LIKE YOURS!
TRIED AND TRUE!
WILL OUTPERFORM
ONE FRESH AND NEW!!
SINCE THEM DAYS
OF MODEL A'S AND T'S,
PEOPLE ARE GLAD
TO OWN THOSE KEYS!!
WHEN I RUSH & I SPEED
IT NEVER SEEMS TO FAIL!
THERE ALWAYS IS A COP
FOLLOWING ON MY TAIL!
THOSE LIGHTS ARE BLINKING!!
THE COP WILL LISTEN MAYBE
WHEN HE SEES THAT MY WIFE
IS HAVING A BABY!!!
GAS PUMP AHEAD!
TWO CARS BEHIND!!
I'VE BEEN IN THIS STATION
FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
TWO WHISKEYS I DRANK!
I'M DRIVING FINE!
THAT IS UNTIL I
HIT THAT "DON'T WALK" SIGN!
BEFORE I CRASHED AT DAYTONA
I WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER
THEY USED TO CALL ME A TEN!
MARKED DOWN TO 9.95ER!!
PEACE ON EARTH!
GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN!
GREETINGS FOLKS!!
TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!
THOSE TIRES THEY TAKE YOU
WHERE YOU WANT TO GO!
THEYRE BOUND TO WEAR DOWN
I WANT YOU TO KNOW!
PLAY TO WIN
WHEN RUNNING THIS GAME!
AND YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT
TO THE HALL OF FAME!!
THESE STUPID RHYMES
ARE SILLY, I KNOW IT!
I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WAS
A REAL GOOD POET!