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- @ CLONES
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- # By Mr Dark (in 1992, apparently)
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- Len smiled with distaste.
- Benjamin Walters and Andrew Norman had just pulled up chairs at
- either side of him. They were staring down towards the front of the
- school study hall with their mouths gaping open.
- "She's gotta be a queen sex god." Norman whispered, leaning onto
- Len's desk and disrupting his concentration.
- Walters nodded. "Yeah. I'll be her king anytime."
- Len glanced up from his work. There was a new girl sat near the front
- end of the hall - at a desk for two but she was on her own. She was
- facing the left hand wall giving Len and his "friends" a profile view
- of the right hand side of her face. She was quite contently reading a
- text book, frequently taking down notes from it in a small jotter.
- She was very attractive, there was no disputing the fact.
- "Ask her out." Walters whispered across to Norman, who wrenched his
- stare away from the studying girl.
- "Huh?" he hissed, annoyed after having been distracted.
- "I said ask her out!"
- "You're fuckin' crazy." Norman said with out altering his blank
- expression. "I'll settle for lookin' at her."
- "Wimpish bastard!" Walters chuckled and then observed how the girl
- placed the lid of her pen thoughtfully between her lips and began to
- tap her text book.
- Norman whispered, "I wish that pen was my cock."
- Len looked at him with eye brows raised, "Have you finished?"
- Walters gave him a hard shove, "Fuck you dick nose. We'll say what we
- want, when we want. Right, Norm?"
- "Yeah." Norman whispered softly, still entranced.
- "NORMSKI!" Walters barked. "Hey!"
- "Oh what the hell is it now? I'm trying to fantisize here."
- "Bet you five quid you daren't ask her out."
- "Fuck you."
- "Tenner."
- "Fuck you sideways."
- "Alright, twenty, no higher."
- Norman hesitated, "You're crazy! What if she says no?"
- Walters giggled, "She won't say no, because you'll faint before you
- get to her fuckin' desk!"
- He broke down into laughter but his humour was not shared by either
- Norman or Len. Up ahead, the girl crossed her sun-tanned legs,
- offering a micro-second glimpse of her white underwear.
- Norman gasped. "Did you SEE that?"
- Walters had missed the spectacle. "Huh? Whatcha say?"
- "I saw her knickers!"
- "Hey, would you guys mind going away?" Len said quite crossly. "I've
- got a ton of work to do and I can't concentrate."
- "I'll ram my fist into your fucking brain if you don't shut up."
- Walters threatened and glanced at Norman for his reaction. Norman
- wasn't even listening. He was sat on his chair, gripping the desk in
- front of him, obviously very deeply aroused.
- "Mother of God." he whispered. "I've seen the light..."
- "Please," Len closed his eyes and dropped his pen onto his exercise
- book. "I really do have to-"
- "I said can-it shit straw," Walters thumped Len to the side of his
- ribs. Len gritted his teeth but resisted fighting back. It wasn't worth
- it. Over the years, he had figured out the entire social construction
- of school bullies and creeps and weirdos. It was quite simple:
- If they fucked you, and you fucked them back, they assembled a gang of
- their mates and fucked you up COMPLETELY.
- The best way to handle the dumb bastards was to ignore them. Again,
- it was quite simple: Fuckers who laughed at fuckers fucking up poor
- fuckers, WERE fuckers. Girls or boys. It made little difference.
- Len sighed, "You two are quite annoying."
- Walter laughed loudly and the girl glanced across at Len's desk. He
- rolled his eyes at Norman and Walter and she smiled a little, keeping
- her gaze for a few seconds, before continuing with her work.
- "She looked at me!" Norman hissed excitedly, "Did you see that?"
- Walters nodded, "I can't argue, dude. Go for it."
- Len shook his head and let out a soft, disbelieving laugh. These guys
- were docile fat turkeys that thrived on nothing but wild, out-of-
- proportion fantasies. He felt sorry for them.
- "Twenty quid still going?" Norman asked.
- Walters winced, "Ah-well, make it five."
- "Fuck you marmite head! You said fuckin' twenty!"
- "Ten. Ten if she says yes. Otherwise you owe ME ten." Walters held his
- hand out across Len's work. Norman shook it.
- "Go for it, man!" Walters said and relaxed into his chair to watch
- his friend.
- The girl noticed Norman clamber up out of his chair like a clumsy
- ogre and wander his way hesitantly towards her. When at last he
- reached her desk, he stopped briefly and took a deep breath.
- "Hi."
- The girl raised her head and smiled, "Hello."
- "I-er, my-er... names Norman-I mean, Andrew... Norman."
- "Pleased to meet you." the girl nodded slowly. "I'm Annette Bridges."
- "Nice name," Norman said and grinned pathetically. "Are you free
- tonight?" he blushed furiously.
- "I'm studying, actually." Annette said. "Sorry."
- Norman clenched his fists, tight. "But..."
- "But what?"
- "I..." he glanced at Walters, who was laughing childishly and pointing
- like a little toddler. Len wasn't taking much notice. He was carrying
- on with his work as though nothing was happening.
- "I've got ten pounds resting on you'll say yes." Norman whispered.
- Annette glanced at the laughing boy. He stopped his giggles and
- ducked under the table.
- "Yes." Annette grinned, "There - I said it. But no, I'm sorry I'm
- working at the library tonight. You can come along if you really want
- but I guess-"
- "The library?!" Norman exclaimed, "Libraries are shit! I wouldn't
- dare be seen in a library!"
- "Right," she mused and waited for him to either spring up more
- conversation or walk away.
- He tutted loudly.
- "Hey, I'm really sorry." Annette insisted.
- "Yeah, yeah." Norman kicked her table and her pen dropped to the
- floor. She watched with utter disgust as he began to dribble it across
- the study hall before finally kicking it behind one of the radiators
- at the far end.
- Len stood up from his desk, "Excuse me." he said and passed a
- red-faced, pissed off Norman on his way to the radiator. He ducked
- down, searched around on the dusty floor for Annette's pen, found it
- then stood up. He walked all the way across the hall to the girl's
- desk, smiling at her as he approached. She watched him, biting her
- bottom lip to supress a broad grin.
- "There you go." he handed it to her. She said thanks. "Studying
- Chemistry?" Len asked, glancing at her books.
- She nodded. "Yeah. You?"
- "A little. It's rock hard. I can't seem to figure it."
- Annette shrugged, "Maybe I could help."
- "Maybe." Len smiled. "What's your name?"
- "Annette Bridges."
- "I'm Leonard Briggs. Horrid name, I know. Just call me Len."
- "Len." Annette grinned, "That's good. Call me Ann."
- "Ok." They laughed a bit.
- She glanced at the two wide-eyed spectators at the rear of the hall.
- "I think your friends have an attitude problem."
- Len peered at them, nodding, "No friends of mine. Or yours I guess."
- "No way. Listen," she attracted his attention and he faced her again.
- She avoided his eyes constantly, maybe because she found him
- attractive, or maybe just because she was a little nervous. What ever
- the reason, it caused Len to crease out yet another large smile.
- "I'm studying at the library in town tonight. Maybe you'd like to come
- along, you know just..." she looked up. He was grinning. "What? Am I
- blabbering?"
- "No. I'll meet you there."
- "You will?" she brightened up a bit. "Fine. Great."
- "Nice meeting you. See ya." Len said and began to walk away.
- "What time?" she called after him. "Six?"
- "Six is fine. Bye."
- "Bye." she watched him until he had seated himself down on his desk
- and then she continued with her work in higher spirits.
-
- Before the end of school, Walters and Norman reported the news of Len
- "Wimpy shit" Briggs' itimate confrontation with the "New Fit Blonde
- with the Big Tits" and arranged to beat the living shit out of him.
- Of course, they ganged up on him - eleven to one - and made sure he
- was cornered in a dull bricked up cul-de-sac before they made their
- attack.
- And as usual, they used their fair share of threats and insults,
- mainly relating to Len's physical size and his rather unusual name.
- They made fun of his hair-style, his school uniform and his shoes too,
- simply because they couldn't find anything else to take the piss out
- of. But it was Len's words that drove them into bashing him up.
- "Clones," he said to them and, even though he was very frightened, he
- laughed a little. "You're all Clones. Worthless Clones."
- Len didn't meet Annette that evening. He had to make a detour
- somewhere else: hospital.
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