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- @ MAGNUS
-
- # By Andrew Campbell 1993
-
-
- It was Sunday dinner time.
- No one was hungry, but Mum had prepared a special meal because it was
- Dad's birthday (he was fourty one, what an old git). The food tasted
- good - it was Beef and Kidney Stew - but for some reason the famous
- Rickman's "Family Atmosphere" seemed to have been left behind.
- Nathan glanced at Magnus.
- Magnus wasn't eating anything because Magnus didn't eat.
- Jeremy made a slurping noise and Sharon giggled a bit but nothing
- really funny happened. No one told any jokes, not even Dad. Nathan
- liked Dad's rude jokes even though he didn't understand them - they
- made everyone spit out their food in hysterics.
- All that could be heard at the table was the tinkling of cuttlery,
- chewing noises, the occasional burp and that's it.
- # It just wasn't right.
- "Dad?" Nathan asked softly. He was nine, the youngest Rickman in the
- family. Dad always liked to be asked questions by Nathan, even on his
- birthday.
- "Uh?" Dad wiped a dribble of stew from his chin. "What is it,
- squirt?"
- Nathan glanced at Sharon, then Jeremy, then Mum. They had all stopped
- eating. They all thought that he was going to say something about
- Magnus. Everyone went quiet when Magnus was mentioned.
- "Tell us a joke." Nathan pleaded.
- Dad glanced at the chair in which Magnus was sitting. He placed down
- his spoon, swilled his tongue around his mouth and then relaxed into
- his seat.
- "I can't seem to think of any." he announced. Dad was sun-tanned to a
- prune and his hair was grey. Nathan thought he looked like a giant
- cigar but said nothing. He hated himself for thinking that.
- Jeremy said, "What about the Irish prostitute one-"
- "Jeremy!" Mum gasped and quickly covered her mouth. "Not at the
- table, please. Don't Dave." she proded Dad hard to make sure he
- understood. Dad touched Mum's arm gently and glanced at Magnus again.
- His eyes drifted to Nathan. "Why don't you ask your friend, Nathe?"
- Nathan swallowed more stew hurriedly. "He doesn't know any. And he's
- not my friend. Don't call him my friend, Dad."
- Everyone had stopped eating again. Sharon was looking at the empty
- chair that Magnus was sitting in as though he really didn't exist. She
- wanted to laugh, Nathan knew it. So did Jeremy.
- They all did.
- # They all wanted to laugh.
- Nathan threw his spoon down crossly. Mum jumped in her seat.
- "Cool it kid." Dad said softly, "Don't get cross, I was just asking."
- Nathan listened to Magnus for a few seconds, then glanced at Dad.
- "Magnus says he's got a joke." he took another spoonful of stew. It
- was getting cold. Nathan hated cold stew - it tasted like sick.
- "That's not funny, Magnus." Nathan said with a crammed mouth. He spoke
- as though on the telephone to a school pal : "No it's not. Eh? But
- I... no. Well, if it were funny I would... eh? No way. I could come
- up with a better one. Don't SHOUT at me!"
- Silence.
- They were staring again, all of them. A Wax Museum display of the
- Rickman Family. Zombies dining on stew. Nathan watched them all as
- they averted their eyes away from him and carried on eating.
- "He told me one." Nathan said to Dad. "But its not funny."
- "Well," Dad glanced at Mum who was holding her head both hands,
- "Maybe we should hear it, eh?"
- "Its silly." Nathan waved his hand dismissively. "You won't get it."
- "Try us, Nathe." Jeremy put in, eager to hear the jest now.
- "Yeah. Go on Nathe." Sharon put in.
- Magnus told Nathan to speak up.
- "What can a jelly bean do that a man can't?" Nathan sighed.
- Dad looked Mum straight in the eye. Sharon exchanged a glance with
- Jeremy and then stared at the empty seat where Magnus was. Magnus stuck
- his tongue out at her disgustingly but she didn't see him.
- "We don't know." Dad said. "Give up."
- "Come in eight delicious colours." Nathan shrugged. "Stupid eh?"
- Sharon released a sharp breath of shock, then exploded into high-
- pitched giggles. Jeremy excused himself from the table and ran into
- the kitchen. Dad's face flushed red. Mum was biting her lips and
- staring at Nathan in utter disbelief.
- "Nathan?" she asked carefully whilst Dad was silently laughing.
- Nathan looked up, spoon in his mouth. "Uh?"
- "Who on Earth told you that?"
- "Magnus. I told you, didn't I?"
- Dad stopped laughing immediately. Mum stared at the empty seat again.
- Magnus cackled and stuck V's up at her, but she didn't see. Dad didn't
- notice either.
- In fact, no one noticed except Nathan.
-
- :)
-
- He drove the B.M.W down the quilt, jumped it across onto the bedside
- cabinet, sped it vertically down the drawers - CLUNK! CLUCK! CLUCK! -
- made the tires screetch across the carpet at the bottom, then burned
- at over one hundred miles-per-hour towards the toy box.
- He made it crash and explode but it didn't look real enough so he
- glanced at the bedroom door before stamping on it. The roof indented
- under his weight and the wind-shield cracked down the middle.
- Magnus was telling him to stamp on it harder when Mum eased the door
- open and peeped inside. Nathan whipped the B.M.W behind his back and
- grinned innocently.
- "Hi Mum." he said. He was knelt on he floor beside his uptipped toy
- box. He didn't play with his cars all that much but today Magnus had
- told him about how much fun it was to smash them up instead of play
- with them.
- Cissies play with little cars, according to Magnus. Real boys threw
- them around and crushed them and make them look all blown apart.
- # Only girls played with them.
- Mum came into the room and closed the door.
- She was wearing a white tee-shirt and jeans and she looked very much
- like Sharon.
- "What're you doing, sweet heart?" she said, crouching down beside
- him. Nathan held the car behind his back conspiciously.
- "Nothing." he stared his at his mum. She knew. She knew about the car.
- Her hands outstretched slowly. Her smile broadened.
- Nathan revealed the B.M.W and said, "I was just playing..."
- He tossed the silver car back into the toy box. Mum fished it out. She
- knew everything. It was amazing what Mum knew. Nathan wondered if there
- was a hole somewhere in one of the walls of his room - a peep-hole
- that Mum used to spy on him. That idea wasn't very nice. Mum wouldn't
- do that would she?
- # No, he was Being Silly.
- Mum examined the car carefully. Nathan bowed his head in shame. Mum
- had bought him that car. Mum had paid for it. It was a quite new.
- "You didn't do this on purpose did you?" she asked softly.
- Nathan didn't answer. Mum would be able to tell if he made up a lie.
- "Did Magnus tell you to do it?" Her voice was very whispery.
- Nathan nodded and muttered, "He gets cross if I don't do as he says."
- Mum placed the B.M.W down on the carpet. She took Nathan's hands in
- both her own and lowered her head so that she could see a bit of his
- face. Nathan raised his head slightly. Mum's face was pretty and nice.
- He liked to look at Mum. He liked to hug Mum too because she was so
- caring and loving and understanding. Most mums shouted. Nathan's Mum
- didn't. Not very often anyway.
- "Where's Magnus now?" she whispered.
- Nathan peeked behind her. Magnus was leaning against the door.
- "He's behind you."
- Mum swirled around slowly. She still held on to Nathan tightly and
- Nathan felt her shudder. He knew Mum couldn't see Magnus. He knew no
- one could see Magnus.
- Sharon most certainly couldn't or she'd never have sat on his lap by
- accident last Wednesday.
- Mum turned around again. "Is he telling you something now?"
- Nathan shook his head.
- "Has he changed? Since he first came? Does he look different?"
- "No Mum."
- "Has he said anything about Wednesday?"
- "He says he forgives Sharon." Nathan nodded. Magnus had said
- something else too, something nasty. Something about what he'd like to
- do to Sharon in bed, but Nathan didn't want to mention that.
- Mum glanced at the door again. Magnus asked her what she had such
- a big shit-eating grin on her face for, and Nathan gritted his teeth
- angrilly.
- "Don't say that!" he yelled. "Don't say that to Mum!"
- Mum hugged him. "Shhh, honey. What did he say? Tell me, darling."
- Nathan held on to his mother and started to sob. He buried his head
- into her tee-shirt and tried to forget that Magnus was in the room. He
- didn't tell Mum what Magnus had said.
- He didn't want to make her cry.
-
- :|
-
- Monday morning didn't go very well at all for Nathan.
- Mrs Beswick allocated him a seat next to William Norris, the class
- prankster and part-time thug. Magnus told Nathan that he should argue
- with the teacher, tell her that she was a rotten fat cow and that she
- stank of horse manure. Nathan had eventually burst into tears, right
- in front of all the girls too - including Hannah Roberts - what
- a total disaster.
- At about quarter to ten, Nathan was washing his hands and face at one
- of the sinks in the boy's toilets. The room was chilly and narrow,
- built in a crude T-shape with two toilet cubicles in either corner. The
- air smelt of disinfectant and badly-aimed pee and bob.
- At the third sink along the row of four, Nathan was cleaning his face
- slowly and lazily whilst looking at his pale, tired reflection in the
- long wall-mounted mirror. He was surrounded by blue and white - the
- whole room looked as cold as it felt.
- Magnus was inspecting the two cubicles as though he was a member of
- the cleaning staff. Nathan was keeping a close eye on him through the
- mirror.
- "Watcha doing Magnus?" he said. His voice bounced around the bathroom
- and came back to him several times.
- #'Checking! These toilets stink of piss n' shit, Nattie!'
- Magnus never spoke clearly or loudly. He didn't need to. His voice
- didn't travel through the air like normal peoples' voices. Magnus
- spoke into Nathan's mind - directly - as though he was whispering
- straight into his ear. Magnus could have been in New Mexico, but
- Nathan would still have been able to hear him.
- "You got me into trouble." Nathan said, running his hands under the
- cold tap. He winced. It wasn't cold - it was igloo-freezing.
- # 'You should have clamped the ugly fat bitch for a six!'
- Magnus stuck his ugly head around one of the cubicle doors.
- # 'She can't put you next to that wet son-of-a-pissflap Norris! He's a
- #soggy fart! He needs a good clamping too!'
- He disappeared into the toilet again.
- "I've gotta go home at lunch. A Nurse is coming to see me." Nathan
- said and turned the water off. His hands were pink and numb. He walked
- over to the half-empty towel dispenser to rake out some of the Green
- Paper.
- Magnus came scuttling out of the cubicle, passed the mirror without
- making a reflection and stopped a few feet from Nathan. His eyes had
- increased in size and his jagged, yellow teeth were showing.
- # 'A nurse? What for?'
- Nathan shrugged as he dried his hands.
- Magnus said, almost hysterically:
- # 'You can't go! You can't Nattie! I won't letcha! Pretend you forgot!
- #Come on! Pretend-'
- "No." Nathan tossed the Green Paper into a waste paper basket under
- the nearest sink. "If a nurse can get rid of you then I'm going to see
- one." he faced Magnus and said to him bravely, "I don't like you
- anymore. You get me into trouble."
- Magnus growled.
-
- :(
-
- "Who ya talking to, dick nose?" William Norris called loudly from the
- door of the room. He stepped inside and took a few paces toward Nathan,
- his shoes clicking on the floor. "Talking about me? Huh?"
- He was a big boy - by far the biggest third year in the Juniors. No
- one dared touch him, especially not Nathan. Norris had a face filled
- with galaxies of rusty freckles that concentrated around his nose and
- spread out unevenly down his cheeks. His hair was a short crop of
- ginger that tuffted up at the back like a duck's rear end. His school
- uniform was baggy and untucked and his tie was cut flat at the end. On
- one of his huge, white fingers he was wearing a ring in the shape of a
- silver skull.
- "Well? Were ya? Talkin' about me?" Norris edged closer.
- Magnus hissed suddenly:
- # 'Knee him in the bollocks, Nattie!'
- "No way." Nathan shook his head.
- "Don't try and bullshit me, shit head." Norris snapped and came even
- closer. Nathan's head was about level with Norris's chest.
- # 'Take em out, Nattie. I'll back you up! GET the bastard!'
- "I'm not big enough." Nathan said softly.
- Norris chuckled. "Talkin' about your pecker?"
- # 'Grab a paper towel! Ram it down his fuckin' throat! Choke the son
- #of a bitch! Come on Nattie, you wimpy little shit! DO IT!'
- Nathan glanced at the towel dispenser. It was right there and some of
- the Green Paper was flapping out.
- Norris gave Nathan a huge push. Nathan slid across the floor like a
- mindless ice skater, only just managing to retain his balance by
- clinging on to the sinks.
- But Norris was only just warming up.
- Magnus ran to the towel dispenser and held out his clawed hands at it.
- He began to strain his eyes and clench his spikey teeth. He hunched up
- and crouched down, looking like he was badly constipated and in need of
- some Lax.
- "Magnus! Help!" Nathan cried. His freshly washed face was beginning to
- tickle with hot tears. Norris took hold of Nathan's shirt collar and
- dragged him up to his chest. The two kids briefly touched noses.
- "No one can help you, nipple-scab." Norris growled.
- Magnus slapped a piece of Green Paper into Nathan's trembling right
- hand and hissed:
- # 'KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!'
- Nathan felt a swirling, metalic taste flood his mouth. He clutched
- the Green Paper so hard he tore holes into it, but that didn't stop
- him from cramming it into Norris' mouth.
- Norris blinked almost comically when Nathan's fist slammed into his
- open jaws, bringing with it the crunched up paper ball.
- The bully released his grip on Nathan's collar, squealing and
- choking.
- # 'MAKE HIM EAT IT, NATTIE! MAKE THE FUCKER SWAAAAALLOOOOOW!!'
- Nathan shrieked with anger and forced the Green Paper deeper into
- Norris' mouth. He was teaching that bully a lesson! Oh yes!
- Norris coughed and gargled and tried to punch out with his hands but
- Nathan's attack had come as too much of a shock. Now, Nathan was
- pushing the bully back across the bathroom, his trainers squealing
- like dying mice across the tiles.
- Norris' back crashed into the wall, his head smacking it a second
- later - a sickening sound rather like that of a boiled egg being
- smashed by a spoon. Blood rushed down the wall behind Norris.
- Magnus yelled with triumph:
- # 'You GOT him, Nattie! You GOT the stinking BASTARD! ALRIGHT!
- #ALRIIIIIGHT! I LOVE YA!! I FUCKING LOVE YAAA!'
- Nathan hated the way Magnus laughed. It was the sound of some one
- evil, some one twisted and incredibly cruel.
- He let go of Norris and let the boy flop to the floor. A long trail
- of blood, as dark and as thick as black cherry yoghurt, smeared down
- the blue-painted wall. It was escaping from a crack in Norris' skull.
- A big, gaping hole like a leaking splinter in the side of an ostritch
- egg. Inside, Nathan was surprised to see a brain ; a sick, bluish-red
- mess. He even saw a bit of yellow in there, God knows what that was.
- Nathan whipped the screwed-up ball of Green Paper out from Norris'
- mouth and threw it blindly into one of the sinks.
- He stared at the sticky red mess on the wall and began to shiver and
- sob when his mind finally grasped the reality of the situation.
- Magnus was jumping up and down.
- # 'Way to GO! Alright! You DID it! You fucking DID IT!!'
- "Nooo!" Nathan wailed, a warmth flooding his pants. "I've killed him!
- I've KILLED him!"
- Magnus collapsed onto the floor, roaring with laughter...
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