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- @ DIAL 666
-
- # By Andrew Campbell 1993
-
-
-
- "So where do you come from?" asked Owen Banner.
- David planted his hands in his trouser pockets and kicked a loose
- chipping of gravel half way across the street.
- "Blackpool." he said quietly.
- Fiona Westlake gasped. "Blackpool? Wow! What the hell did you move to
- this dump for? Are you mad or what?"
- "Shut your face, Lake-o." Banner snapped. He was by far the most
- irritable member of the gang and quite obviously the leading figure.
- He was a strange looking boy of about fifteen, with big red lips that
- seemed perminantly uplifted in a threatening form and hair that was
- shaved to within a milimetre of his scalp. It wasn't too hard for
- David - even as a newcomer - to figure out that no one really approved
- of Banner's leadership. It was a position he had assumed rather than
- acclaimed.
- David smiled at Fiona. "My father died from a brain tumor. My mother
- and I couldn't afford to keep the house on our own because Dad was the
- bread-winner. So we found a place here."
- "Are you sayin' this place is cheap?" Banner put in nastily.
- David tore his eyes away from Fiona and frowned. "I'm sayin' its
- cheaper to live here than in Blackpool."
- "Leave him alone, Banner." Craig Jules said.
- Craig was smaller than David and looked about a year younger too. He
- had short blonde hair brushed back into a flat haystack and a pair of
- beady blue eyes which he blinked constantly.
- A girl called Pearl Cunliffe was stood beside him in a pair of tight
- blue denims and a plain white tee-shirt. David's eyes skimmed hers and
- she smiled at him unsurely.
- "How old are you Dave?" Craig inquired. His voice was delightfully
- friendly in contrast to Banner's.
- "Seventeen." David said.
- "You don't look it." Banner commented unpleasantly, eyeing David up
- from trainers to hairstyle. David was a handsome boy, dark brown from
- his afternoons laying in the coastal sun. He had jet black hair and a
- thin, developing moustache.
- Fiona waved her hand. "Get out of it, Banner. I'm seventeen too."
- "Really?" David grinned at her. "You're the oldest then."
- "Craig is fifteen." she pointed at Craig, then at Pearl, "And Pearlo
- is our baby girl cos she's only fourteen."
- "Fifteen in two weeks." Pearl murmoured softly and blushed. She was a
- slim little brunette with a cute, fox-like face.
- "Betcha think this street is a complete shit hole, eh Dave?" Banner
- said. He began to point out some of the features of the dull, red-
- bricked back-street in which all five of them were stood.
- It was early evening and the sun was fading, leaving the sky a wash
- of purplish-yellow. The air stank of litter and discarded fish and
- chip wrappings.
- Banner pointed a finger down to the far end of the road and, through
- curiosity, everyone followed him.
- "See that old phone box?" he said and looked at David.
- David didn't see it at once. He had been looking for either a modern
- B.T phone with a piper printed on the sides or an old, antique red one
- with demolished windows.
- There WAS a phone box down there, about fifty yards away, but this
- one was green and had no windows in it at all. In fact the more David
- looked at it the more he began to think it could have been planted
- there by a gang of forgetful workmen who needed a mobile connection to
- headquarters. On the door, in red spray-paint, some freelance
- graffiti-artist had rendered:
-
- # The Devil's Phone Box
-
- "What kind of a mobile toilet is that?" David chuckled. Pearl giggled
- in the background somewhere, along with Fiona. Craig came forwards and
- stood in front of David.
- "Don't even look at it, Dave." he said quite seriously. "That fuckin'
- shit-box is rigged up to some crazy-minded bastard."
- Banner was quick to put in: "Only chickens daren't go inside it."
- "Shut the fuck up, Bannister." Craig hissed, "Don't set him off."
- "YOU shut the fuck up, dicknose, I ain't called Banister and don't
- you ever call me that again or I'll break your face-"
- "Cool it, dudes." Fiona demanded. "Don't get so tetchy."
- "Just don't go near it." Craig warned.
- "Doesn't look dangerous." David shrugged. With two girls constantly
- watching him, he was almost aching with the need to show off.
- He turned to Banner. "Have you been inside it?"
- "Of Course." Banner said immediately. "Whatcha think I am? A fuckin'
- wet chicken?"
- "I wouldn't know, I've only been here a day." David said. "Does the
- phone work in there or what? I bet it's just a fuckin' toilet."
- "Hey Dave, don't." Fiona cautioned. "Don't go near it. Please."
- Craig was silent.
- David glanced at Pearl. She was looking concerned, which made him feel
- good. He liked it when girls were worried for him. It made him feel
- capable of doing absolutely anything.
- "Betcha daren't ring six... six... six..." Banner said softly.
- "Jesus fucking CHRIST!" Craig yelled and began to walk away, "I'm not
- hanging around here whilst you fuckers play with fire."
- "Wimpy little shit!" Banner laughed hysterically. Craig only waved
- his hand before breaking into a fast jog.
- "Whats so good about six-six-six?" David said, watching Craig's hair
- bounce around like a bush of golden leaves. He vanished out of sight
- around the corner of the street before the next word was spoken.
- "Six-six-six is the Devil's number." Fiona said softly. "If you'd have
- watched 'The Omen' or read the Bible, you'd have known about it."
- Banner clapped his hands merrily. "Ring that number and Fiona will
- fall in love with you. You'll be shaggin' her brains out before you
- can say `rubber johnny'-"
- "Up yours, fuckweed!" Fiona snapped furiously.
- "Pearl will let you have her cherry, won'tcha Pearl?" Banner giggled.
- Blushing, Pearl yelled, "Get fucked Bannister!"
- David began to walk towards the green phone box. Banner, Fiona and
- Pearl followed him - Banner cheering him on, the girls pleading him
- not to risk it. David didn't listen to either of the opposing parties
- - a phone box was a phone box, no matter what colour it was, what was
- sprayed on the door or whereabouts in the world it happened to be. As
- he approached this particular box though, he felt a sharp, chilly
- coldness prickle menacingly down his spine.
-
- # The Devil's Phone Box
-
- He didn't like that label at all.
-
- <=====>
-
- The green phone box did have a window albeit a very small and narrow
- glass insertion at the top of the door. It was dark and reflective and
- David watched his own face grow bigger as he approached, and behind,
- the images of Banner and the girls cautiously following him.
- The phone box was very old and tatty and the green paint was peeling
- away randomly, revealing a greyish metalic chasis. Screwed into the
- door was a large, steel handle. David carefully took hold of it in his
- right hand. It was icey cold.
- "David wait!" Fiona called and David smiled to himself.
- "Go on!" Banner laughed. "Open it! Betcha daren't!"
- David gripped the door handle firmly and gave it one huge tug. A weak
- latch buckled and clicked and the door swung open with a loud, eerie
- squeal. He saw an old telephone receiver hanging from a rusty cash
- machine on the right hand wall and underneath it, a wooden shelf
- holding a thick, heavily scribbled directory.
- There was nothing else inside the compartment at all, except for a
- lingering aroma of burned coal.
- "It stinks like someone torched a fuckin' donkey in there." David
- told the others.
- Banner stopped about six metres away from the phone box and folded his
- arms. Fiona and Pearl stood at either side of him, both wide-eyed and
- fidgety.
- "Take a look at the digits." Banner said.
- David strode into the phone box and examined the push-button dial.
- Every single number had been plucked out of its socket apart from the
- number 6. Small blue and red wires were protruding randomly from the
- empty black squares and the some joker had drawn a pair of curvy
- thighs around the vertical coin-slot.
- "Theres only the number six in here!" David called, his voice booming
- around the compartment like a lions' roar.
- Banners return call seemed distant and vague:
- "I dare ya to push it three times!"
- David laughed - a dry cackle that made him nervous and unsure of
- himself. He could still smell that strong burning aroma, but he
- couldn't pin it down to a particular source. The walls looked as
- though they were made out of lead and were covered with rude messages
- and drawings, mainly done in thick black marker pen. By far the
- biggest message, sprawled plainly over the top of the telephone
- machine, said :
-
- # DIAL 666 FOR AN UNRIVALLED CHAT-LINE SERVICE
-
- "Hey Dave!" Banner yelled. "You got any change or what?"
- David rumaged through his trouser pockets and came up with a fifty
- pence piece. He leaned out of the door to prevent his voice echoing.
- "It'd better not be one of those dirty lines, Banner. You might be
- into that pervy shit but I certainly aren't."
- "Come out, Dave." Fiona said. She took a step forwards but Banner
- placed his hand on her shoulder and halted her.
- "David, I gotta warn you kid!" Banner chuckled. "A few lads have rung
- that number and never been seen again. Of course, I rung it ages ago
- and not a blue fuck happened. Still, I gotta warn you."
- "Get real." David said, immediately recognising the sarcasm in
- Banner's voice. The guy was a liar and a creep.
- Making sure both girls were watching him, David picked up the heavy
- receiver from its cradle and placed it to his ear, expecting no sound
- at all.
- But there was a dialing tone.
- He'd never actually heard one exactly like it before but it sounded
- convincing enough. He placed the fifty pence piece against the metal
- slot and paused.
- "Banner!" he yelled.
- "What? Have you dialed yet?"
- "You owe me a quid if this line is crap."
- David inserted the coin between the comic thighs and released his
- grip. His money tinkled into the machine and the dial-tone crackled
- and loudened until it sounded like a queen bee buzzing.
- David placed his finger over the only digit he was allowed to use and
- clicked it down once. The line jumped and began to click.
- Staring out of the door with a smile on his face, David punched the
- '6' again, and winked at Pearl. He made up his mind that once he had
- dialed this stupid number and shown Banner that he wasn't a wimp, he
- was going to ask Pearl if she had a boyfriend.
- David pressed the '6' one last time.
- The clicking stopped and the phone began to ring at the other end.
-
- <=====>
-
- # "Hello David Walter Freeman."
- A harsh male voice boomed down the line. David's smile dropped. He
- stared at Banner suspiciously.
- # Has that dim fuckwit set me up? Is he having me on or what?
- Banner was staring into the phone box with his hands in his pockets.
- His lips were still and his face was blank. Beside him, Pearl and Fiona
- were arguing over something.
- David cleared his throat and said, "Hello? Banner? Is that you?"
- Wicked, manic laughter poured down the line.
- David dropped the reciever and stepped towards the door. It swung
- closed with a mighty scream and slammed against his nose, bursting it
- open in a spray of hot blood. The tiny room became a void of darkness.
- "BANNER YOU BASTARD!" he yelled and dabbed his nose with his wrist.
- The unhooked phone was swinging left and right, suspended on a
- curly grey wire and laughter - evil, soul-tearing laughter - was
- roaring out of it.
- "Jesus christ." David whispered. He pressed his back up against the
- door and frantically mopped up the blood from his nostrils. A faint
- rectangle of light was beaming into the booth from the letter-box-size
- window. David peered out of it.
- He saw Banner and the girls sprinting towards him.
- # Yeah, stay cool. They'll get you out. Nothin' bad will happen'.
- David placed his fingertips onto the small window ledge and pressed
- his forehead to the glass, trying to soak up as much light as he could.
- He hated darkness, he'd always been scared of monsters and things as
- a child... vampires and ghosts and ghouls coming out of the wardrobe
- to get him but until now he hadn't realised just how much of that fear
- was left in him.
- Banner and the girls vanished from the street and the sky began to
- fade from light purple to deep crimson. The buildings, the road, the
- old street lamps and litter began to blur into a soup of entangled
- imagery.
- A mechanical noise, like the sound of a grandfather clock chiming
- under water, began to rattle and boom outside somewhere and David felt
- his stomach buckle in the way it does when you decend in a lift.
- The laughter coming from the dangling receiver became louder and
- louder but David didn't hear it because he was screaming - screaming
- like an imprisoned infant at the mercy of some cruel, molesting
- relative.
-
- <=====>
-
- Banner tugged at the door of the phone box.
- "I can't open it." he said worridly.
- Fiona pushed him aside, "Let me try-"
- "You?"
- "Yes ME you useless fucker!"
- She began to yank the handle with all her might. Pearl volounteered
- to help and together the two of them wrenched the door wide open,
- releasing startled screams when the latch broke.
- "Jesus!" Banner waded back from the phone box, his hands against his
- forehead. "He's gone!"
- Fiona peered inside and saw the receiver swinging like a pendulum.
- She looked around the street, behind the phone box, even on top of it,
- but there was no sign of David.
- "He must have rung that stupid number." she assumed.
- "Is he gone forever?" Pearl asked morbidly. "Can't we get him back?"
- Fiona angrilly swung around to Banner. The boy was breathing in
- quick, exhasperated wheezes and his skin had gone pale.
- "You stupid shit!" Fiona shouted. "YOU made him do this!"
- "I warned him." Banner said weakly. "I warned him."
- "If he never comes back, it's YOUR fault!" she cried, her eyes as
- wide as pie-plates. "Now you go and fucking find him, Bannister."
- "No way!" Banner gasped. "Fiona don't make me... please!"
- "Someone has to."
- "I will." Pearl offered quietly but Fiona told her to shut the fuck
- up. Banner stared at the phone box and wiped his mouth. He altered his
- gaze back to Fiona.
- She nodded slowly.
- "Have you got a twenty?" Banner asked in a feeble voice. "I'm skint."
- Fiona dug three tens out of her trouser pockets and tinkled them into
- Banner's palm. He stared at the money for a few seconds then clenched
- his fist and began to walk towards the phone box.
- He gave the outside world a last glance before stepping inside the
- booth, inserting his credit and punching the '6' three times. Pearl and
- Fiona stood outside, holding the door securely with their hands ready
- to prevent it from closing.
- "It's ringing." Banner whispered. He was covered in goose-flesh; even
- across his forehead there were tiny pimples of fear.
- The call was answered
- "HELP MEEE!" David's voice screamed and Banner jumped.
- "David?" he said. "Where the fuck are you?"
- "BANNER YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE FUCKING-"
- "Which door?"
- "I'M STUCK IN THE FUCKING PHONE BOX! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOOOOOR!!"
- "Mate, I'm sorry, I don't know how... where..."
- Pearl and Fiona screamed.
- The door of the telephone box was steaming. The girls' hands came
- away from it with bearing huge red blisters. Banner stared at them
- both with his mouth agape, the receiver sliding slowly out of his
- grip.
- "BANNER! Get out of there!" Fiona shrieked. She turned away just as
- the door slammed closed in Banner's blank, perplexed face.
-
- <=====>
-
- "BANNER!" David yelled hysterically. The line was still open but
- Banner wasn't talking. The receiver was jiggling around in his hand as
- though it was made of jelly. "Please help meee-uh!" His breath caught
- in his throat.
- The door of the phone box was gradually opening. Faint beams of red
- light were flooding inside, bringing also an overwhelmingly strong
- stench of burnt coal and live ashes.
- David dropped the receiver and pressed himself as far as he could
- against the wall opposite the door. His face became toned with redness
- as light trickled further into the phone box. His shirt transformed
- from white to pink, his jeans from dark blue to bottle green.
- He heard screams; distant, painful screams coming from the crimson
- world beyond. He heard the clashing of whips, the cries of tortured
- souls and the roar of white hot flames. A gusty wind, as hot as fire
- itself, tousled his hair and burned his eyes. As he took a breath, he
- realised the fresh air was no more - instead of oxygen, his lungs
- expanded with boiling heat.
- Beyond the door, outside in the nightmarish world to which he had been
- teleported, David could see a suspended pathway made of scorching hot
- cobbles leading off into the horizon. The sky was a swirling mess of
- organic clouds, filled with the terrifying screams and cries of lost
- souls.
- Far below the pathway was fire. An eternal sea of raging white waves,
- carried by the scorching wind to unearthly shores never told of by
- mortal man.
- David took a slow step forwards as though participating in some kind
- of immortal trance. The rubber soles of his trainers were melting away
- beneath his feet and he had to wrench them from the ground with every
- stride he took. Smoke was rising in narrow tendrils from the very ends
- of his hair and his clothes were beginning to singe.
- "Hell..." he whispered and a bluish-yellow flame licked out from his
- mouth like a demonic tongue.
-
- <=====>
-
- Banner smashed his fists against the door of the phone box.
- "HEY! PEARL! FIONA! HEY DON'T!" he cried but no one answered.
- The narrow window that had once provided the only source of light had
- now darkened over with what looked like mud of some kind, and he
- could no longer see out of it.
- "Come o-on," he moaned, cursing under his breath.
- The darkness was almost complete but Banner wasn't afraid of the
- dark. He wasn't going to be tricked by some hooligan playing around
- with a green phone box. It was all a set-up.
- # It had to be.
- "GET ME OUTA HERE YOU FUCKERS!" he demanded, pounding on the door
- furiously.
- Something clattered behind him and he swung round, eyes squinting
- into the blackness. He couldn't see but he had definitely heard
- something.
- "I don't know what you're trying to do but-"
- ? CLANG!
- He gasped with fright.
- # What the hell was that?
- ? CLANG!
- # Jesus mother of god. Don't let this be happen-
- ? CLANG! CLANG-CLANG!
- # I swear, I'm sorry for what ever things I did wrong-
- The noise tranformed into a thunderous racket that made Banner scream
- with terror. He felt something small and hard skim across his right
- trainer, then another dance across his left.
- "HELP!" he cried, but his voice was buried by the incredible racket.
- Dozens of what felt like small stones began to whack at his shins.
- Blindly, he took a step forward and plunged his feet deeply into a
- deep pile of cold, metalic discs. They were pouring out from somewhere
- and clashing together like a fountain of coins-
- # COINS! That's all they are! COINS! Oh Jesus!
- The cash vault had exploded and an impossibly large collection of
- change was pouring out. Even now, after only a minute, the floor was
- covered in slippery coins of all manner of shapes and sizes.
- Banner couldn't see them, and he couldn't see the gash in the machine
- from which they were all spilling, but he knew for sure they were just
- coins. He also knew that if they didn't stop coming out he was going
- to be buried alive.
-
- <=====>
-
- "Don't go in there!" Pearl begged Fiona, who had managed to open the
- door of the telephone box for a second time.
- Neither she or Pearl had expected to see Banner in there so nothing
- much had come as a shock. The booth was deserted and the receiver was
- swinging around by its cord.
- Fiona snatched Pearl's hands away from her jumper and stepped inside
- the phone box. She examined the ruined push-buttons and glided her
- hands down towards the telephone directory, which she picked up and
- examined.
- It had a worn, red sleeve, decorated with scribbles, but on the back
- in small, white print, read :
-
- # CHARGE FEES FOR CALLS TO THE UNDERWORLD
-
- # DIRECT CALL - 50p
- # EXTERNAL CALLS - 10p
-
- # REFUND - ONE LIVING SOUL
-
- Fiona stared at that last line again.
- "Banner." she whispered softly.
-
- <=====>
-
- David was ten strides away from the phone box when a loud crash
- startled him. He turned around.
- The door of the phone box had closed. Something had arrived inside
- it. The narrow window at the top of the door was dark again, but now
- reflected the red sky of the world in which he was standing.
- The door opened and a mountain of silver and copper coins exploded
- out across the cobbled pathway bringing with it the stiff body of Owen
- Banner.
- The boy landed face down onto the bulk of the coins, sending some of
- them showering off over the edge of the pathway and down into the
- white sea of flames far below. His skin was deathly white but he was
- still breathing.
- David, the cuffs of his shirt smouldering, turned the boy onto his
- back and lifted his eyelids.
- "Hate... loose... change..." Banner whispered and trickled a handful
- of pound coins through his bony fingers. Already his hair was catching
- alight.
- The phone rang.
- David scrambled for it, his gooey trainers picking up coins as he
- strode. He reached the phone box and lifted the receiver. It was
- scalding hot but David had somehow accumulated to the immense heat.
- "Hello?" his breath flamed again and caused the plastic phone to
- liquidate and bubble.
- "DAVID?" Fiona cried. "Where's Banner?"
- "Right here," he told her. A scalding, sticky clump of plastic
- plopped onto the floor and sizzled.
- "Fiona I'm burning up..." David wept.
- "Just stay in the phone box! Don't let Banner in!"
- "Are you crazy? He's dying!"
- "Only one of you can come back! It's an exchange you have to make-"
- "I can't leave him!"
- "David, for fucks sake you HAVE TO GET-"
- The connection broke.
-
- <=====>
-
- David peered through of the door of the booth and saw a flaming bird-
- like creature hovering on the horizon. Its wings were gigantic
- clusters of yellow-orange flames that left sparking trails of light in
- their wake.
- He ran out onto the pathway and began to pull Banner into the phone
- box by his legs. By now, Banner was smoking all over, his scalp was
- turning red and the tips of his fingernails were blackening.
- Whilst he attempted to drag Banner to safety, David glanced up into
- the sky to check on the bird-creature's progress.
- It was almost upon them.
- "Come ON!" he shouted to Banner. "We've got to get out of here!"
- The bird released a deafening cry of outrage. David could feel its
- presence in the form of an incredible heat wave.
- His clothes had almost burnt away into nothing and his skin was now a
- bubbling mess of red and pink blisters.
- It was only after the shadow of the burning creature loomed over him
- that David gave up on Banner and began to run for his own life. The
- coins that had fixed onto the sticky soles of his trainers acted as
- replacements.
- The roaring bird hovered like an exploded helicopter above Banner's
- body for a few moments then lowered itself down, two scorching talons
- outstretched to take him.
- David slammed the door of the phone box closed to help protect
- himself. He closed his eyes tightly and waited for Banner's screams.
- It was a very short wait.
-
- <=====>
-
- When David opened his eyes he found he was huddled up in a sweaty
- pile in the darkest corner of the phone box. He heard someone crashing
- on the door, trying to wrench it open from the outside.
- At first David thought it was the fire-bird returning to take him
- away like it had taken Banner. But when the door finally opened and
- Fiona and Pearl came into sight, he knew his ordeal was over.
- The girls were looking very concerned, which pleased him.
- "That triple six is one hot line." he told them and tried to laugh.
- But he couldn't.
- His laughter, like Banner, had been stolen away for eternity.
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