Labels:text | screenshot OCR: INCOMING TRANSMISSION .. . AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SOFTWARE ENGINEERING, INC. (A.K.A .: "THE PLANET BUSTER COMPANY"). . . TRANSMISSION COMMENCING ... Are you tired of getting pummeled by those long red beam-things? Getting sick of watching in horror as another leader's SINGLE FIGHTER annihilates your entire planet with a bunch of yellow, box-looking, exploding bomb-things? Let's face the disturbing truth ... You have "Alien Weapon Envy!" Although you can hire your own programming technicians and weapons engineers and spend countless resource credits to develop your own pathetic weapons, why bother? You don't have the time for that. With the Yellow leader beating down your back door with those fast-turning, yellow beam-shooting fighters of his! Well, we at Software Engineering, Inc. have the sure-fire cure for this painful, debilitating disease (oh, it is a disease. A deadly, game-threatening plague!) We are contacting you today to tell you that we understand the frustrations of being an under- developed civilization. That's why we've developed a technological upgrade package designed especially for you, and we'll deliver it to you for a mere fraction of a speck of what it would cost for you to create yourself. For the absurdly low, low price of $29.95, you might think these technological wonders MUST be less than stellar - considering the millions of dollars it must cost to develop and produce them. You might also think this is a ploy to get a DESPARATE, UNDER- POWERED, OUT-GUNNED star fleet commander to cough up a few bucks and get poor quality junk in return . . . However, consider this . . . Where do you think your enemies got all their goodies?
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