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is an ugly, rot-eating bastard!
is an eater of worms!
is a pagan!
is an amoral cad!
sleeps with servants!
spreads vicious lies.
is a heathen scoundrel!
is a reckless libertine!
SUCKS!
gropes for trout in strange rivers.
paddles palms and pinches fingers.
is a three inch fool!
has an ancient and fishlike smell.
would sell his own mother for a Fl.
adulterates hourly!
coins slanders like a mint.
a rude dispiser of good manors.
is an instrument of Eeeeeviiiiil!
is a pestilent knave!
is subtle, false and treacherous???
is a pickel brain.
profits in strange concealments.
is a botchers apprentice!
is a counterfiet of a man!
a dull and muddy mettled rascal.
is a gross man and fat as butter.
is the heir of a mongrel bitch!
thinks that the world is ROUND!
is a WITCH! BURN'EM!!!
has hairy palms.
is a big poof!
is a bubou on a yak's ass!
bathes regurlarly!
stuffs his codpiece!
is a bit TOO friendly to animals.
gets fresh with his gondolier.
traffics with lawyers!
has a family tree with no limbs.
plots rebellion with infidels!
traffics with the Deeviiiilll!
has the manners of a Viking!
drinks canal water!
traffics in herrings!