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ü42thingsGardmissedouton!
-or-
SummaryoftheJourney!
Çé(Doesn'tapplytoGardthough)!
ÇByLeifEinarClaus
é(SorryIruinedthisarticle...Ijusthadto-Gard)
Ç
*Writingthisreal-timearticle!
*Eatingairplanefood,twice!é(Well...whenIhadmysummervacationto
Australia,Iateairplanefoodtentimeseachway,makingupthesumof
twenty.Andifweaddtheyoungscientistscompetitionthreeyearsago,
I'veeatenairplanefoodtwenty-twotimes...-Gard)
Ç*Thefeelingofforeignsoilbeneathyourfeet!é(Oh...butI'vebeento
Hollandbefore...aloooongtimeago....beforeIevenboughtmyselfmy
firstcomputer-Gard)
Ç*MeetingMiranda!
*Experiencinghercookingskills!
*Eatingbreadwithbutterandpurechocolate(WewonderwhattheDutch
statisticsonheartdiseaseslooklike)!
* Sittingonflaunt-before-you-flushtoilets!
*StayingatRichard'splace(Awe)!
*LaughingatRichard'ssourcecode!
*GoingswimmingwithRichard!
*Beingdrowned42times!é(Oh!I'vebeendrowned24895times-Gard)Ç
*Buyingtax-freegoodies!
*Beingtotallyandutterlybroke!é(Hey!ThatwaswhyIdidn'tgointhe
firstplace...Iwasalreadybroke...-Gard)
Ç*Beingbody-searched(Leifonly)!
*Constantlyhavingcoldfeet!é(Ihadthatlastyear...-Gard)Ç
*TellingRichardabouthowmuchüBIIIGGERÇandüBEEETTERÇeverythingisin
Norway(Insidejoke)!
*DodginglowflyingrocketsonNewYear'sEve!é(That'showwecelebrate
NewYearsEveninFosnavåg,inUlsteinvikandinHareid...What'ssonew
aboutit?-Gard)
Ç*Havingyourear-waxblownouttheverysameevening!
*Couchsleeping!é(Hey!Idothateveryday!!!almost...-Gard)Ç
*MeetingmostoftheQuartermassExperiment!
*Filmingandbeingfilmed!é(Thatisaneverydayexperiencetome-Gard)Ç
*Listeningtoqualitymusic(Well,mostofitanyway)!
*Recordinglotsofevenbettermusic!
*10hoursofcontinuousvideo-filmwatching!
*Beingwatchedbymachine-gunwieldingsecuritypersonell(Atthe
airport,ifyouwerewondering-Notatthevideo-orgy,thoughitwould
nothavebeenabadidea!)!
*Constantlyhavingaviewofnearperfectflatness(InNorwaythe
mountainsareüMUUUCHBIGGERÇ!Well,atleastmountainsexistatall)!
*VisitingtheHardrockCaféinAmsterdam!(OhYeah!)
*MakingMirandaairsick(AtthetopoftheDom)!
*Beingwelcomedbyamostbrilliantposter!(Currentlyhangingonthe
wallofKai'sComputerroom!)
*ChristmasEveonthe28thofDecember!
*Freezingone'sballsoffwhilewalkinginthestreetsofAmsterdam!
*Lookingatbeautifulgirls(Drool!Butofcourse,inNorwaythegirls
areüMUUUCHÇprettier)!
*Dutchshowers(Saynomore)!
*Beingservedafreedrinkinabar(UnthinkableinNorway)!
*DrinkinghugequantitiesofPlantiac!!!
*Writingmassesofpostcards!é(Oh!Idothatallthetime-Gard)Ç
*Actuallyfeelingabithomesick!é(ThatI'llneverdo-Gard)Ç
Ç*GivingRichardauniquemusicalexperience!
*Totallackofinspiration!
*NOTbeingdrunkoutofyourmindonNewYear'sEveé(Iwasn'tfrunk,
either...Infact,Ihaveneverbeendrunk...-Gard)
Ç*PainfullyremindingthemabouttheDutchnationalsoccerteam's
humiliatingdefeattoatheNorwegiansoccerteamwhentheyvisited
Oslo!é(IdidthatonIRC...hehheh-Gard)Ç
*Generallyhavingagreattime!üYEAH!!!
Ç
üTHEEND!Ç