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äAttimes,Iwaswondering,wasitjustadream,orwasitreality?Butas
myluckwasrunningout,anditallcrushedmelikeanightmare,Iknew
ithadtobereality.Still,Ihadthedreamofmylife.
(G.E.A.11.5.92)
Ç
üKevin'smagicalumbrella
ÇbyGardEggesbøAbrahamsen
DedicatedtoIrenVølen
poemfromthecollection"Underbananskallet"
byGardEggesbøAbrahamsen
Kevinwasstaringstraightintothefallingbigblobsofrainoutside.It
wasalwaysraining.Therewasnothingbutraininhismind,thedark
cloudsinthesky,shadowssweepingoverthegreygravelthatmadeout
theroadsaround,andbigblobsofrain.
Itwasjustgravel.Longstretchesofflat,dirty,unmadegravelled
road.Wetoftherainthatwasfallingcontinuously,cruellydiggingout
poolsofwaterinit.
ToKevin,itwasjustanotherrerunofyesterday,whichwasarerunof
thedaybeforeyesterday.Everydaywasjustlikethepreviousone,with
onlyanunnoticablyminutevariation.Andhehadbeenbornonthefirst
ofthesedays.
Itwasrainingheavilywhenhewasbaptized.Itwasrainingheavily
whenhestartedhiscareeratschool.Itwasstillrainingwhenhe
confirmedhischristianbelieves.
Hewasnochristian.Itwasjustsomethinghehadtodotobe
accepted,hefelt.Butstillhewasn'taccepted.Hecouldjustaswell
forgettherest,hisowncompanyseemedtobetheonlycompanyhewould
getforawhile.
Soakingwet,hewasdeterminedtobuyanumbrella.
"Kev',love,"Itwasthesharpsoundofafamiliarvoicethatbroke
theintensetricklingnoiseofthethickwaterblobs."Kev,"she
repeated.Hehadneverbeenveryclosetohismother.Theywerejust
livinginthesamehouseandbumpedintoeachothernowandthenbypure
accident."Kev,couldyoupleaseemptythedishwasher?"
"Surething,mum."
Hewalkedsilentlyovertothedishwasher,openeditandstarted
doingwhathismumhadtoldhimtodo.Healwaysdidwhathismothertold
himtodo.Evenhisexternalpersonalitywasareflectionofhis
mother's.
Hefeltlonely.Theonlycompanyhehadwastherain,butsincethe
rainalwayshadbeenthere,hehadalreadyignoreditanddefineditasa
factoflife,anexpressionasthefunctionoftime;Itisrainingall
thetime.
Rainmadehimwet.Eventhoughhewasbornintherainandhad
experiencednothingbutrain,hehatedrain.Sohelovedtogooutinthe
rainandlookattheumbrellasintheshops.
Therewereallkindsofumbrellastochoosefrom.Bigumbrellas,small
umbrellas,thinumbrellas,thickumbrellas.Hecouldbuygreen,red,
yellowandblueumbrellas.Therewereumbrellaswithpicturesof
Schwartzenegger,Guns'n'Rosesandevennudefemales.Buttheyallhadone
thingincommon.Thepricewasfartoomuchforalittleboywhonever
hadhadanypocketmoneyinhislife.
Ittookhimagestosavethemoneyheneeded,andhehadalreadydone
hischoice.Itwouldbethewhiteonewithheartsspreadalloveritlike
flowersinthefield.
Hecouldn'tstandstillwhenhegotintotheshopandwaitedforhis
turn.Itwasalongqueueofpeoplebuyingumbrellastoprotectthemfrom
therainorjusttoletotherpeopleseethattheytoohadanumbrella.
ÇTheumbrellaswerejustlikeastatussymbol,astheywereacomplete
wasteofmoneyandutterlyuselesssinceyouwouldgetwetanyway.And
nowitwasKevin'sturntobuyanumbrella.
Painspreadthroughhistinybodywhenanassholepushedhimoutof
thequeue."I'dlikethewhiteonewithheartsspreadalloverit,
please..."hesaidcalmlytotheshopassistantwhilsthisfistswere
tightening,readytocrushtheflowersthatwouldspringoutfromthe
fieldandshinethoughthesummer.
"But..."Kevintried,butwasinterruptedbythebrutalbehaviourof
themanwhohadjustboughtKevin'sumbrella.Angerwasboilinginhis
veins,hisbrainwasboilingindisgust.Heknockedonhischest,
growling,buttheonlynoticeablesoundswerethesickhitsathissoft
heartandamuffledmoan.
"Haveyoufinished,Kev'?"Thesuddeninterruptionfromhismotherwoke
himup.Therewasastrangesensationthroughhishandsandarmsashe
felthowhisfistsweretightened.
"Fuckyou,"hemumbledback.
"Whatdidyousay,dear?"
Hecalmeddown,knowinghismotherwasinnocentinthismatter."I
saidIwasjustaboutfinished,mum!"
Hiseyesaccidentallylookedathisownreflectioninthewindow.It
wasafrozenlook,asoftlook,mumblingsomethingtohim.Healmostsaid
"Hi,mum,whatareyoudoinginmyownreflection?"Butthesmileonhis
facewasmissing,gonewiththewetwind,filledwiththebigblobsof
icedwaterthatwerepushinghimtotheground.
"Good.Andrememberthatyou'regoingtothehairdressertomorrow,
Kev'!"
"No,mum.I'mnotgoingtothehairdressertomorrow."
"Kev...!"
"Idon'twantshorthair.I'msickofshorthair.Shorthairmakesme
puke.There'snonightmareworsethanhavingshorthair.Shorthairisa
misunderstandingofthesickprospectsofanirresponsiblesociety.The
societywantsustohaveshorthairjustsothatwefeelthatthereisa
partmissingofusratherthanthefactthatthere'ssomethingterribly
wrongwithsociety,andthereissomethingmissingwithsociety,because
thehairismissingfromthemalepopulationofsociety,andit
shouldn't,andIwantthewholeofme,myentity.I'mnothereifmy
hair'snothere,andIwanttobeherewithmyhairratherthannotbeing
hereatallorjustbeingpartlywithouthavingtheabilitytobehere
withmelikethestupidmotherfuckerswhowalkalongthefuckingflat
streetsofthistowngettingsoakedbytherain.Doyouhearme?I'mnot
gettingmyhaircuttomorrow!"
Kev'smothertookastepback,wonderingwhathadhappenedtoher
nice,cuddlyreflectionofherself.Washereallyspitting"intellectual"
thoughtsbacktoher?Hadhebeenseeingtoolittletelevisionlately?
"Kevin,"shetried."Yourhairisfineshort.Don'tletitberuined
bysillythoughtsthatsurelymustcomefromthecomputer.Don'tletthe
computerruleyourlife."
Kevinwasacomputerfreak.Throughoutthenights,whenitwasdark
outsideandhisparentswereasleep,hewassittingup,creatingthemost
extraordinarythingsbytappinghisfingersonthesmallkeyboardofthe
littlesquareboxhecalledhiscomputer.
Hisparentsneverknewwhathemade.Theyneversawtheraindropsthat
fellsmoothlydownthescreen,thebiglettersthatwerejumpingaround
onthescreenratherthangoinginastraightline,thehillsand
mountainsfromaplacethatwasn'tflat.Littledidtheyknowthatthis
washishopeforthefuture.Lessdidtheyknowthattheirtalkingabout
himspendingtoomuchtimeonthecomputerhurthim,aswhathedidwas
Çtryingtofindhimself,findingoutwhowashidingbehindwhatwasknown
asthereflectionofhismother.
Hehatedrain,anditwasalwaysraining.Hedidn'twanttoget
soaked,sohedidn'twanttogoout,butbecauseofhismother,hehadto
gooutnowandthen.Ofcoursehehadtogoout.
Kevindidn'tknowwhyhedidit.Hejustdiditeverytimehismother
threwhimoutofthehouse.Whiletheotherswould'vegonetopubsor
videoarcades,hestayedoutintherain.Perhapsitwastheviolentroar
ofthewaterrushingbyhelikedsomuch,hejustcouldn'ttell.
Theeyeswerestaringintotheboilingriver.Theycouldseethe
brokenreflectionsofKevin'sfacebeingcrushedbythequitesquare
environment.Violentlytheimagewascrushedintoasmallballthat
hardlycouldbeseenwiththenakedeye,beforeitexplodedintoacloud
ofwhitedots,flowingontheriver.Cream.
Hegotbacktotheshopandlookedattheumbrellas.Hereallyneeded
one.Therewasasqueekashepushedopenthedoor.Itwasasqueekthat
remindedhimoftheoldpairofscissorsthehairdresserlikedtocut
hishairwith.Old,rustyscissorsthatalwayswouldcutsomethingwrong,
butstillhewasassuredofhowgoodtheywere.
Abellrangasthedoorsilentlyclosedbehindthetinyfigure.Water
wasfallingdownfromthewetclothes,formingapoolonthewoodenfloor
thatclearlyhadbeentroddenonbymuddyfeetmostoftheday.
Thewomanbehindthecounterlookedathimandtriedtosmile."I've
gotsomethingforyou,boy,"shesaidcalmly."Raincoatsofallsizes."
"Idon'twantaraincoat,"Kevwhispered.
"What?"
"Idon'twantaraincoat,Iwantanumbrella!"
"But...what'sthedifference?Theykeepyoudry,don'tthey?"
"Freedomisthedifference,"hesaidwithdeterminationinhisvoice.
"Freedom,huh?Well,I'msorry,butthewhiteumbrellaswithred
heartsspreadoveritisoutofstock,andwearen'tgoingtoorderany
others,either."
"Thenwhatabouttheblueonewithstarsandmoons?"Hecouldremember
themagichehadfeltwhenhefirstsawthatumbrella.Anirresistible
magicthatcouldoverwhelmanyone.Theperfectumbrellawithashapethat
wouldmakeallotherumbrellaslooksilly.Unfortunately,hehadn'tseen
itintheshop,butsomeoneelsehadusedit.
"Sorry,nope,thatonewasimportedfromJapan,"Thewomanyawned.The
conversationwasextremelyboringforher,andshe'drathergoandwatch
TV."Listen,boy,ifyoudon'twantanyoftheseumbrellas,thenyou
won'thaveany,becausetherearenootherumbrellastobuy,"
Kevinstaredintohereyes."Yes,thereare,"hesaid,turnroundand
headedforthedoor."Watchme,"Thebellsoundedasthedoorclosed
behindhim.
Therewasnoendoftheinfinitenoiseinhisroomasanotherstackof
paperandbooksfelldown,buthedidn'tmind.Themainthingwasthat
thecomputerstillwasinonepiece,andthathemanagedtofindwhathe
neededofinformationfromthematerialonthefloor.
Hisfingersranswiftlyfromkeytokeywithimpressivespeedand
accuracy.Agreenishlightradiatedfromthemonitor,revealingtheimage
oflettersandindefinablesymbolsthatonlythededicatedprogrammer
wouldunderstand.Theyweremeansofcommunication.Communicationbetween
Kevinandthecomputer.Ofallmonitorsthateverwouldglow,thisone
wasglowingforKevin.Notexactlyromantic,butstill,itwasbetter
thannothing.
Withafewtoucheshelettheimagefadeawaybeforeheturnedoffthe
computer.Hesighed.Oneofhisdrawerswasopen,andinit,anamountof
moneywiththesamegreenishcolourashismonitorwasshininginthe
brightlightfromthebulbintheroof.Itcouldbetouched,felt,asif
Çitwassomethingpreciousaboutit.Butstill,itwasn'tthemoneyitself
thatattractedhim,butwhathewoulddowithit.
Thehandcarefullyclosedthedrawerandlockedit.Itwasn'tfor
today,butsoon.Thefeelingoffreedomclosinginwasalmostinhuman.
Timewasslow.
Hewasgettingwet,butitwasworthit.Anotherminute,andthebus
wouldcomeroundthecorner.Itwasjustintuitionthatmadehimmovehis
eyestoabsorbtheimageofthefemalewhowasstandingbyhisside.Her
curlyhair,halfwaycoveringsomeofherface.Hermouth,lovelylips,
kissable.Hereyes,shininglikemagicandwithlove,theyturnedtolook
athim.Hequicklylookedaway.
Itwasn'tlikehimtodothesethings.Oratleasthewasn'texpected
to.Buthecouldn'tletitgoawayfromhimatonce.Still,heknewit
wasn'tforhim.Nothingwasforhim.Notthere.Ever.
Witharapidmovement,heturnedandsurprisinglykissedher.Long.
Passionate.Thefeelingofliveelectricitymovedbetweenhislips.
Intense.Warm.Aglowofbluelight,hecouldalmostfeelitwithhis
tongue.Ablowkickedhimawayjustbeforethebusmagicallyappearedin
frontofthem.
"IfonlyIcouldgetbacktoyou..."hewhisperedashegotontothe
bus,payedtheticketandsatdownonthefirstfreeseat.Thefemale
senthimwithanangrylookthroughthewindowandturnedaway.Hewas
thrownbackintheseatasthebusstarted,leavinghimstaringoutof
thewindowatthefemalethatjuststoodthereatthebusstop,making
himwonderwhy.
Greenfields,filledwithflowersrushedtowardshimanddisappeared
behindhimlikeleavesinthewind.Therewerehundreds.Thousands.
Millions.Itwasjusttostretchthehandoutandpickoneifhewanted
one.Itwasfreeofcharge.
Thebusroaredawaybehindhim.Hebentdownandtouchedtheground.
Asphalt.Andwithafewhumpshereandtheretomakepeopleslowdown.
Thesunwasshining.Hefeltsomewhathappyaboutit.Eventheworst
thinkablemusicwouldmakehimdancenow.Hewasthere.Awayfromhome.
Awayfromhell.
Foraminuteortwo,hejuststoodthere,lookingattheasphalt.
Carefullyhegotupandstudiedtheshophewasstandinginfrontof.He
touchedthewindowjusttomakesureitwasthere,smiled,puthishand
inthepocket.Itwassafe.Nothingcouldstophimfromstrollingdown
thestreet,hummingononeofhisfavouritetunes.
Aflashingneonsigncaughthiseyeandmadehimstop.Heslowlyread
theletters,onebyone,justtomakesurehecouldbesureofwhatit
said.ThefirstonewasaD.ThenextonewasanI,followedbyanS.
ThentherewastheOjustafteraC.Hissmilegrew.
Hejumpedinandrockedhisfeetonthedancefloor.Hisentirebody
followedon,keepingtherhythmthebesthecould.Onlythemostdivine
creatureonthisplanetcouldmakehimhappiernow,andshewasstanding
rightinfrontofhim.Hegrabbedher.Danced.Therhythmfilledhisbody
withsmoothmovements.Thegirlfilledhimwithhappinessandhope.The
knowledgeofhavingbeenright.
Asthenightgrewdarker,heheldherclose,feelingeverybreath,
everyheartbeatassomethingsacred.Asifhislifedependedonher.
Close.Anassuringtouchthatmadehimfeelsafe.Hewouldspendtherest
ofthenightdancingwithherifitwasuptohim.
Sheslowlymovedherhandfromthebackandshowedhimwhatshehad
beenhidingallthetime.Thefinestumbrellahehadseen."Takeit,"she
whisperedintohisear.Hervoicemadehimmelt,andhisheartembraced
themessage."It'sforyou.Justforyou."
Theumbrellawaswhite,andhadredheartsspreadoveritlikeflowers
Çinthefieldatsummer.Andinbetween,moonsandstarswereglowinglike
magic.Andineachlittlestar,hecouldreadhisownname,astheywere
glowingforhim.Justforhim,andnobodyelseintheentireworld.
Kevin.Oneoffourbillionpeople.
Helookedup,butthefemalehadvanished.Hesighedandleft.Ashe
gotout,itwasrainingagain.Thebuswaslate.Thewindwasblowing.
Theumbrellaopenedandlethimstandthere,lettingnodropofrain
through,fightingthewind,winningthebattle.Hehelditclosetohis
heart.
Aquicklookatthelocalarcadeandhewasoff,back,home.Butwith
anumbrella.Anumbrellaevenbetterthantheonehewanted.Shiningon
himwithhopeandahumantouchhewouldn'tgetinhishometown.
Ittookhimseveralminutesjuststandingoutsidetheshopbeforehe
realizedhehadtogoin.No,hedidn'thavetoentertheshop.Notany
more.Hejustpoppedin.Lookedattheshopkeeper,staredherinthe
eyes.
"Toldyouso,"hesaid,andleft,lettingthedoorslamshutbehind
himandthewomanstaringattheemptyairwhereKevinhadbeenstanding
justafewsecondsearlier."AllIhavetodoistoknowwhatIwantand
wheretogetit,"hewhispered.
Thefootstepsfadedaway,andsoon,onlythebig,whiteumbrellacould
beseeninthehorizonasaglowingspotthatwasmovingawayforgood.A
pieceofthecitytearingitselfawayfromathingitdidn'twantany
partof,lettingitcrushitselfwithprimitivemachinery.Someday,it
wouldjustrainaway,anyway.
äEnfuglkvitrer Abirdissinging
undertaket Undertheroof
Detervakkert It'sbeautiful
Veldigvakkert Verybeautiful
Såvakkertatjeg SobeautifulthatI
drikkeroppcolaen Drinkupthecola
Colaen,ja Thecola,yes
Colaen Thecola
Colaenliggertrygt Thecolaislyingsafely
mellometparputer Betweentwopillows
påsofaen Onthesofa
Sofenerikkemin Thesofaisn'tmine
jegharikkekjøptden Ihaven'tboughtit
ikkefåttden,heller Noonegaveittome,either
fordenbarestårder 'cuzitjuststandsthere
Deterderfor That'swhy
fuglenkvitrer Thebirdissinging
undertaket UndertheroofÇ