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022000000000000044000000000000000 11 2#1 F0110000001 9[..◆.◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆.]0110 üDoyouwantacoke,Severine? -or- Letthetruthcomeout -or- Reactionswanted -or- Whatdoyouthink? -or- Isitreallydedicationtime? ÇAtruestorybyandwith GardEggesbøAbrahamsen (ExclusivelyforScribaCommunisResponsi) Onceuponatime,therewasthisboywhowaslookeduponasanoutsider, andthus,hebecameone.Hehatedthesocietyhelivedin,andworstof all...hecouldn'tallowhimselftoevensay"Hi,"tofemalesofhisown age,asthisclearlywouldbemisinterpretedbyhisenvironmentinthe mostbizarreways. Hefeltlonely,andheneededsomeonetotalkto.Forsomereason,he feltthatonlyfemaleswouldbeabletosatisfyhisenormousdemandsofa listeningperson.Astohisexperience,hewouldnotbeabletofindsuch afemaleinthesocietyaroundhim. Ç Then,onedayatschool,hegothishandsonamagazinecalled "Jugendmagazin".ItwasGerman,andhisGermanwaslousy,buthefounda penpalscolumn.SomeoftheonestherepreferredEnglish.Now,thatwas somethinghecouldspeakwell.Unfortunately,themagazinewasabitold, buthefoundaformtofillinandsendtoJugendmagazin.Theywouldthen makeacomputerpickapenpaltohim. Thishedid. Andtimepassed,andafterahalfayearorso,hehadtotally forgottenthathehaddonethis,sohestillfeltabitlonely.Then, suddenly,hereceivedaletterinthemail.Ithad"Jugendmagazin" writtenalloverit.Wasthisit?Wasthisthesolutiontoallofhis mentalproblems?Onlytimecouldtell. Thelettercontainedthreeaddresses.AlloftheminFrance.Healso receivedaletterfromafemalefromDenmark.Hewrotetoallfour females. ThefemalefromDenmarkdidnotwriteback. OneoftheletterstooneofthefemalesinFrancewasreturnedwith somestrangemessageontheenvelopethathedidn'tunderstandashe didn'tknowawordFrench. ThesecondofthefemalesinFranceneveranswered. Thethird,however,answered.Herecomeththeminutecollectionof wordsthatwereexchangedbetweentheboyand... Ç SeverineDiziain Cidex22 70240Saulx Frankrike *********  EGGESBØNES,01.01.1990 HelloSeverine, IthadgonealongtimeandIhadtotallyforgottenthatIhadsenta lettertoJugendmagazinBriefcomputer,anditwasthereforeanice surprisewhentheirreplyarrivedatmydoor.Thereis,however,one thingthatmakesmyheadache.Ican'tfindSaulxonanyofmymaps.I have,though,byexaminingyourpostaddressnumber(70240)foundthatit probablyissouthofParissomewhere. Iamsureyouwon'tfindEggesbønesonanyofyourmaps,soIhave includedasmallmaptoshowyouwhereintheworldIlive. Iama16yearsoldNorwegianboy.Myinterestsincludewriting letters,playingAvalon(aplay-by-mailgame),programmingcomputers, readingbooks(Adams(Douglas-"HitchhikersguidetotheGalaxy), Asimov,Bradbury,Tolkien),playingbridge,chess,makingfriendsand Çlistentomusic. WhenIwas10yearsold,IstartedprogrammingtheancientSinclair Spectrum,andtwoyearsago,IboughtmyselfanAtari520STM. Music?Ilistentoalmosteverything.Myfavouritegroupis,however, Metallica.Eventhoughtheyplaytrash-metal,Ijustlovetheirguitar solos. IbelieveyouwonderwhatkindofpersonIam.Tobehonest,Ihave beenaverymodestpersonsinceIwasborn.Onlythelastyear,Ihave beentryingtogetridofmymodesty,asmymodestyiswhatIhatemost ofmyself. Isufferfromthewellknowndiseasecalledasthma.Iamallergicto pollenandanimals'hair.IfIbreatheinairwithmuchpollenor animals'hair,slimegathersinmythroatandIgetsomedifficulties breathing,butitreallyisn'tasbadasitsoundslike. Oneday,Iwillberichandfamous.Thisisnolongeradreamforme thatcan'tbereached.Iactuallyknowthatthisisquitepossiblefor me.Throughthenextdays,Iamgoingtodoresearchoncomputer-viruses andactuallyhelpaDutchprogrammer.IfIcandomypart,Iampromised thattheprogrammerwilltrytogetmeafull-timejobintheGerman softwarecompanyThalion. AsIdon'tknowyou,yet,andcan'tfindanythingmore"generalstuff" towrite,Iwillleavethepenforyoutowriteabitaboutyourself,and ÇI'llhopewe're(asweprogrammerssay)compatible.(Iusuallygetalong withmostpeople) Oh!Nearlyforgot...myaddress!It's: GardEggesbøAbrahamsen Box71 N-6092Eggesbønes Norway Yourstruly GardE.Abrahamsen PS!IHOPEYOUCANREADMYWRITING! *********  Saulx1.02.90 HelloGard! Thankyouverymuchforyourniceletterandyourmap. I'ma17yearsoldFrenchgirl.I'mbornonJune8th1972.Ihavea sister(13yearsold)andabrother(9yearsold). Myinterestsincludewritingletters,playingpianoandtennis,speaking foreignlanguages,makingfriends,listeningtomusicandreading. êMusicÇ:Ilistentoalmosteverything.MyfavouritegroupsarePinkFloyd, Queen,A-ha,U2;myfavouritesingersareStingandfrenchsingerslike Jean-JacquesGoldman,JohnnyHalliday...Doyouknowthem? êIspeakÇGermanfor7yearsandEnglishfor4years(That'swhyIdon't speakverygoodEnglish).For2yearsIlearnGreek. IhaveacomputertoobutIfinditdifficulttoprogrammeit.I'mnotas ableasyouthat'swhyIadmireyou. ThisyearImustworkalotatschoolbecauseImustmakemy "baccalaureat";itisaveryimportantexam.Afterhavingit,Icangoin university. êAndyouÇ,whichclassdoyouattend?Whichlanguagesdoyouspeak?Areyou interestedinwalkinginthecountry? Ilikethenaturealotespeciallymountains.Ilikepostcards,cards andphotoswithcountryandcountryinthesnow.Icollectpostcards, cards,photosandmysistercollectsstamps!êAndyouÇ,whatdoyou collect? NowIleavethepenforyou. Goodbye. êSeverineÇ ÇP.S:Please,excusemymistakes! Iwillsendyouapictureofmyselfinmyfutureletter! *********  Eggesbønes11.02.90 HiSeverine, Thankyouforyourniceletterandyourmap. IsupposeyouwonderwhenIwasborn.ShallItellyou?Well,OK.It wasAugust19th1973.And,well,OK.Ihaveabrother(19yearsold). Ah!IcanseewehaveêsomeÇinterestsincommon.Iusedtoplaythe pianoaswell.WhenIwas9yearsold,Ibeganinamusicschool,andI playedthepianofortwoyears.WhyIquit?IsupposeitwasbecauseI didsolittlehomework,andIneverseemedtoreallygetthecrackof it.Ihaveforgottenmostofit,butIsitdownandplayabitnowand then-whenI'maloneinthehouseandnobodyhears. IusedtolistentoA-haandotherpop-bandsbefore,too.But throughouttheyears,mytasteofmusichadjustbecomeharderand harder.Ihaven'theardQueenmuch,butwhatIhaveheardhasbeengood. EventhoughPinkFloydisanoldgroup,Ididn'thearthembeforelast Çsummer.Theyaren'tactuallyhardenoughforme,butaswesay;Everyman hashisowntaste,andIbelieveitcountsforwomenaswell. IhaveheardofSting,butnoneoftheFrenchones. IspokeEnglishwhenIwas5yearsold.Normallywestartin4thgrade (age10)atschool,butIjusthappenedtostartlearningEnglishatthe ageoffive.SoIhavehad11yearstolearnEnglishnow. IspeakabitGermanaswell,butIstartedin8thgrade(age14)andI haven'tactuallyworkedtoohardonit,soIhaveanaverageGerman. IstartedreadingandwritingwhenIwas4.Therewasn'tmuchtodoat homewhenbothmyparentswereatwork,soIdecidedtolearntoreadand write. Soyouhaveacomputer.Whatcomputerisit,then? Thanks!Thatisthefirsttimesomeonesayshe/sheadmiresme. The NorwegianschoolyearbeginsinAugust(Yeah!Usuallysomewherebetween 18thand20th)andcontinuestoJunethenextyear. Ihavefinishedthecompulsaryschool(9years)andmygradesweregood enoughtobeginintheNorwegianhigh-school(orwhateverwecancompare itto).Iaminthefirstyeartherenow.Istillhavetwoyearstogo beforeIcanstudyprogramminginthe"dh"(shortfor"districthigh- school"butitisakindofuniversity).IfIhaven'tgoodenoughgrades for"dh",IamfreetostudyattheuniversityinOslo,butIhaveheard thattheenvironmentthereisn'ttoogood,soI'llprobablygetajobin Çasoftwarecompanyinsteadofgoingtotheuniversity.Ihavehopesof gettingajobrightnowaswell.AsIsaidinmypreviousletter,Iam doingresearchon"link-viruses",andImustsayIhavesucceededin killingthem.IamnowwaitingforananswerfromThalion.(Icanreport 2link-viruseskilledoutofthe5theysentme2weeksago) Yes,youcouldsayIaminterestedinwalkinginthecountry.Ilike thenatureandthefreshair.Unfortunately,itrainstoomuchhereat Eggesbønes,soitisn'toftenIgetout,butwhenIdo,Imostprobably walkinthemountains(Thereisn'tanywhereelsetogoanyway). Idon'tcollectathing.Well,okey.Ifyoureallywanttoknow.Ihad acollectionofemptyboxesofsomespecialNorwegianpills,butIgot sickofeatingthemat96boxes,soIquit.NowIcollectletters, computerviruses,friends,demosandexperiences. Ifyouwish,IcansendyouatapewithmusicIlike.Iwilltryto behavemyselfandletyouhearthenotsohardones. Oh!ThisletterislongerthanIhoped.Yourturn! Gard PS!Mistakes?Ohmy!Inmypreviousletter,IwroteTrashmetal. Thatisamistake.ItistêhÇrashmetal.(Thrashmeanstohit, kick,slayetc.) Ç ********* Inshort:Theboysentalettertothefemale.Thefemalesentaletter totheboy,andtheboysentalettertothefemale.Thislastletter wasn'tanswered. Becausehereallywantedananswer,heandhisfriend,StigAF Antonsen,foundoutthattheywouldsendheralittlelettertellingher thatshe'dbetterwritesoon.Thisletterwasn'tanswered,either. Butsincetheboyfeltinspiredtowriteashortstory,hedidso. Thisshortstorywascalled"Doyouwantacoke?".Toexplaintheshort storyandthepersonsinit,hewrotealetterwithitandsentitbefore Severineeveransweredhispreviousletter:  Eggesbønes24.03.1990 üHithere,Severine!Ç ThisisaminiatureversionofaCrazyLetter.Itisaminiature versionbecausearealversionismuchtooexpensivetoprint(usually round40pageslikethis) Asusual,Ihavea"story"init(intherealthing,thereareMANY stories).ThestorytodayisthebiggestIhavewrittensofar.Ialso Çuserealcharacters.However,thenameshavebeenslightlychangedby writingthembackwards.Sinceyoudon'tknowallthecharacters,Iwill introducethemtoyounow: êGitstheViolentOne Ç Youhavealreadyheardofthisguybefore.HisnameisStigAFAntonsen, heisoriginallyfromBergenandhe"helped"mewritingtheprevious letter.WecallhimtheViolentOnebecauseheisamilitaryfanatic.He isayearolderthananyofusotherguys,butheisinourclassat schoolanyway. êRiegsathePeacefulOne Ç FullnameisAsgeirOsnes.Heisfrom"Ulsteinvik"andheisanNGU fanatic.NGUisaNorwegiananti-alcoholorganisationforyouthor somethinglikethat.However,heisnotaspeacefulasinthestory.The factisthathelikeshittingmebecauseIlikethrashmetal.Heisa PinkFloydfan. êTrebortheSwiftOne Ç ÇAstheabovetwo,thisguyisalsoaschoolmate.HisrealnameisRobert IdarKleppeandheisaNorwegianChampioninathletes.Yeah!Areal champion!That'swhyheiscalledtheSwiftOne.Withoutexagerating,I mustsayheismybestfriend(Ithink). êEnirevestheFrenchOne Ç Theonlyfemaleinthestory.HerrealnameisSeverineDiziain,andI supposeyoualreadyknowher. êDragtheInsanelyWittyOne Ç Thisguyisaveryclosefriendofmine.HisrealnameisGardEggesbø Abrahamsen.ThenameDragtheInsanelyWittyOnewasoriginallyinvented byStefanPosthumaandRichardKarsmakersbeforetheycametoNorwaythis winter. êEdorftheEvilOne Ç RealnameisFrodeSeljesethandheisoneofmymanyneighbours.Bothhe andAsgeirmakedemosontheCommodore64.Thebothhavedisk-drivesand noneofthemhavefullyfunctionaltaperecorders.HesaiditwasokeyI ÇcalledhimtheEvilOnewhenIaskedhim.Hesaysthatheisa"black angel",ashecandoverymanystrangethings,evilthingsandheloves todoquitebadthings,butheisanicepersonbyheartandwouldnever doanythingtoharmanyone. êNrøjbsatheMadProfessor Ç Notquiteasevilasinthestory.Infact,heismymathsteacher,and heletsmesleepinclassaslongasIdon'tsnore.(Iknoweverything anyway,so...)Well,okey.Maybenotsleep,butatleastIwriteletters inclass.HisrealnameisAsbjørnGiske. Okey!That'stheintroductions,andnowthestory.Iused4daysto writeit,which,onecouldsay,isaveryshorttimewritingsuchalong story.Let'sjusthopeIdon'tusealltheinkofmyprinteronthis: é(Theshortstorywasinsertedhere.Tomakeiteasiertofindtheshort storywhenyoudon'twanttoreadthis,theshortstoryisfoundina separatearticle) Ç HowdoIfindthetime?Iwonder.WheredoIgettheideasfrom?In fact,Ispentonehouroneofthesedayswalkingaroundinthekitchen, Çsittingondifferentchairs,relaxing,listeningtovariousthrashmetal, thinkingofhowtocontinuethestory.Ihadcometotheguardguarding thetubeandIwascompletelystuck. Afterthatonehour,Ihadalltheplansreadyallthewaythroughthe restofthestory.Thewholestoryjustwentthroughmyfingersthat reactedbyhittingseveralkeysonthekeyboardandswoosh!Thestorywas finishedinnotimeatall. Ican'trememberwhetherImentionedinmylastletterornotthatIam nowworkingforJadeGamesInternational.IamprogrammerandGM.Itwas fortheGMjobIboughttheprinter.SinceIsuspectthatyoudon'tknow whataGMdoes,Iwilltellyounow. GMisshortforGameMaster.AGMcontrolsaPBMbyreceivinggame turnsfromtheplayer,typeitintothecomputerandsendallwhatthe computerprintsontheprintertotheplayers. PBMisshortforPlayByMail.Itisagamethatonecanactuallyplay bymail.Everymonth,yougetasheetwhereyougettoknowhowyouare doing,whatyoursituationislikeandsoon.Allyouhavetodoisto fillinasheetwithcommandstoallyourimaginaryarmiesandsendit backtotheGM.Thereareofcourse99otherplayersinthatsamegame, soyouhavelotsofenemies.However,youhavelotsoffriendsaswell. Yousee.Thegameisnotsplitintoeverysingleplayer.Wehave20 differentreligionstofightfor.Itisalsopossibletomarryeach Çother.Wehavegoodandevilplayers.Therearedifferentcreatures. Thetape(audio)containsvariousthrash-metaltunes.Justsothatyou don'tfeeltoolost,thetunesare: SideA: (Metallica) Fadetoblack (Metallica) Sanatorium(Welcomehome) (Metallica) Toliveistodie )äThesetwoareÇ (Metallica) DyersEve )ä"puttogether"Ç (MOD) äOops!Idon'tknowwhatthisoneiscalled Ç SideB: (Sacriliege) SoulSearch (KingDiamond) "Amon"belongsto"them" (Sanctuary) Sanctuary (Vendetta) BrainDamage (Megadeth) MaryJane (DeadKennedys) Takethisjobandshoveit ä(????)Ç Escapefromwithin Hmmm.Well,IsupposeIhavespentenoughtimeandpaperandsoonon thisletter,soIsupposeI'lljustfinishitoff.I'llwritemorenormal crapnexttime,Ithink. Yoursfaithful Ç DragtheInsanelyWittyOne PS!Writesoon!Ihatewaiting! PPS!Youdon'tneedtowritestoriesasIdotowritealetter.It'sjust tositdownand...writeaquitenormalletterorsomethingthatlooks likeit. PPPS!Ithoughtofsendingyoua"CV"(CrazyVideo),butsinceFranceand NorwayhavedifferentTVsystems,youwouldn'tbeabletoseeit.Sorry! PPPPS!Sinceyouprobablyhavenevertasted"IFA"pills,Iherebygive yousome.BonApetit! PPPPPS!DidyouknowthatVendettasings"Christianthrash",andagroup calledTestamentdoesthattoo?Whosaidanythingaboutheavymusicbeing satanic???(eh-myparents) --------- Noteventhisletterwaseveranswered,sotheboyeventuallygaveup tryingtogainananswerfromthisfemale...untilJune8ththesame year.Hesentahappybirthdaycardtothefemale,butstillthiswasn't answered.Hedidn'tevengetahappybirthdaycardinreturn,sohe Çeventuallygaveup. Whenitcametothelink-virus,hehadnearlyfinishedoffhiswork whenthelastvirushewasdoingresearchonruinedhisdisk,andhelost thedeadlinehehadreceived.Hereprogrammedeverything,andisatthe timebeingalmostfinished.However,thereseemtobeabuginit,and sincesomeCprogrammermessedupthelooksofhissourcecode,hegave uptheoldsourceandisthinkingofdoingitalloveragain-forthe fourthtime!!! AsforthejobasaGM,well,readthearticleaboutJadeGames Internationalthisissue,aswellastheonecomingupinthenextissue. Theshortstory,however,wasalsoreleasedinthescrolltextofan Amigademo,aswellasadiskmagazine(Fourthdimension)onthesame computer.Itwasalsoincludedinthe"UltimateCrazyLetter"(the800kB one),andnow,itisreproducedhere. Itisnotyetknownwhythefemaleneveransweredtheboy.Itisthe beliefofScribaCommunisResponsithatwewanttofindoutthis,even thoughthishappenedalongtimeago. Forthoseofyouwhohaveprinters,whynotprintthisthingoutand sendittoSeverine.Letherreceiveasmanylettersaspossible,and perhapsshewilltellusherstory... ForthoseofyouwhowishtouseFirstWordtoprintthefile,this documentiscalled"SEVERINE.DOC"andisfoundintheDATA.BINfile, ÇwhichisanLZH-archive,butplease,donotinanywaychangethe contentsofthisarticle. Foranyreactionsonthisstory,sendaletterto ü CommuneResponsi c/oGardEggesbøAbrahamsen POBox71 6092Eggesbønes NorwayÇ and/or(preferablyand) ü SeverineDiziain Cidex22 70240Saulx FranceÇ