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The Rules
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1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately
change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something which the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from
the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not
she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.