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Text File  |  1987-11-18  |  605b  |  16 lines
  1. Well, wasn't that special?
  2. Back to class, boys and girls!
  3. Just look at this mess!
  4. Now who's going to clean all this up?
  5. Now write 'I will not throw food.' 100 times.
  6. Kids today.  Back in my generation...
  7. Do your homework!
  8. Come back here and eat your vegetables, you!
  9. Don't you know there are children starving in Africa?
  10. Could you guess that the 'Mystery Meat' was really wood?
  11. Tomorrow's Menu: Lard Stew with Garlic Pudding.
  12. Good food, huh?
  13. Class dismissed!
  14. No running in the halls!  Where's your hall pass??
  15. What would your mother say??
  16. Actually, this does taste a little like sawdust...