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- ~5011 POLIT. STRENGTH
- Your opponents openly criticize your 1
- policies. When you walk down corridors in
- the Kremlin, little groups of people stop
- speaking as you walk by, then start again
- in whispers after you pass.
-
- ~5012
- Your orders are obeyed in a sullen, 2
- halfhearted fashion. Delegates frequently
- look at their watches when you address the
- Supreme Soviet.
-
- ~5013
- Your appointment calendar is not as full as 3
- it used to be. Your aides often have to act
- as intermediaries between you and other
- officials.
-
- ~5014
- Your opponents are calling you an able 4
- administrator but a poor theoretician.
- Sometimes you have to give an order twice
- before it's obeyed.
-
- ~5015
- You spend much of your time being courted 5
- by office seekers and people wanting
- favors. People try to look busy when you
- walk into a room.
-
- ~5016
- Historians and journalists ask you how you 6
- view your own position in history. When you
- give an order, people ask whether there's
- anything else they can do as well. Your
- speeches in the Supreme Soviet get
- applause.
-
- ~5017
- Your opponents slink into corners when you 7
- walk past them. Your subordinates try to
- anticipate all your requests. Your picture
- hangs in every office in the Kremlin.
-
- ~5021 CITIZEN SATISFACTION
- The average citizen spits and walks away 1
- when asked his opinion of you.
-
- ~5022
- The average citizen shakes his head and 2
- walks away when asked his opinion of you.
-
- ~5023
- The average citizen will say only, "The 3
- President is a very important person" when
- asked his opinion about you.
-
- ~5024
- When asked his opinion of you, the average 4
- citizen will say only, "The President is
- trying very hard to improve the nation."
-
- ~5025
- When asked his opinion of you, the average 5
- citizen says, "My life has improved during
- the last few years because of Comrade
- President."
-
- ~5026
- When asked his opinion of you, the average 6
- citizen will smile and say, "I think the
- President is doing better than anyone
- expected."
-
- ~5027
- When asked his opinion of you, the average 7
- citizen says, "I plan to vote for the
- President in the next election."
-
- ~5031 FOREIGN RELATIONS
- On the rare occasion when you receive an 1
- invitation to a diplomatic reception, you
- name is misspelled.
-
- ~5032
- Foreign ambassadors openly admit they took 2
- the assignment in Moscow because the
- Washington, London and Paris assignments
- were already taken.
-
- ~5033
- Visiting foreign trade delegations prefer 3
- to speak to your ministers instead of you.
-
- ~5034
- Third-World ambassadors seek appointments 4
- with you to ask for handouts.
-
- ~5035
- The Soviet Union is asked to participate in 5
- major peace conferences about trouble spots
- throughout the world.
-
- ~5036
- It has become fashionable on college 6
- campuses around the world to wear Soviet-
- made apparel.
-
- ~5037
- Club Med has declared the U.S.S.R. the new 7
- hot spot, and its tours are booked up for
- years in advance.
-
- ~5041 OVERALL INDEX
- A new McDonald's opened in Moscow and you 1
- weren't invited to the ceremonies.
-
- ~5042
- Your public speeches draw less attention 2
- than the changing of the guard at Lenin's
- Tomb.
-
- ~5043
- When your picture appears in the press, 3
- they always include a caption telling who
- you are.
-
- ~5044
- You need bodyguards to keep away well- 4
- wishers as well as assassins.
-
- ~5045
- Classes are being set up at universities to 5
- study your political theories.
-
- ~5046
- Bridges, cities and babies are being named 6
- after you.
-
- ~5047
- A new line of products with your 7
- endorsement sells like wildfire in the
- Soviet Union, including sports clothes,
- dolls, and deodorant. Your picture appears
- on boxes of breakfast cereal.
-
- ~9999