ShowStoryText("You soon hear the semi-coherent growl of Captain Meddle, barking orders left and right with a lucidity you wouldn't have thought possible from him. You'd feel irked that he has chosen to take over command of this fight without consulting you, but it's tough to complain: it's working. Your men are not only holding their own. They're ruthlessly shattering the dry, dead bones of your enemies and tossing the remains overboard with an efficiency that brings a proud tear to your eye and almost tempts you to join in.");