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- Integer INTEGER002
- Integer INTEGER003
- String STRING001
-
- ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Cls
- PrintLn "Retail Hel"
- PrintLn "(c) 1988 XR Von Gimbut"
- PrintLn "The WASTELAND BBS (Marin County, CA)"
- PrintLn " (415) 479-4520"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Translated for PCBoard 15.x via PPL"
- PrintLn " by Tim Rush"
- PrintLn "Night*Watch BBS (Groton, CT)"
- PrintLn " (203) 448-6171"
- Wait
- InputYN "Do you need instructions (Y/N)?", STRING001, 14
- If (STRING001 == "Y") Goto LABEL003
- :LABEL001
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "After waking up this morning, you look outside and see what a bright"
- PrintLn "and sunny day it is. 'What a great day yo go shopping!' you muse to"
- PrintLn "yourself! You decide to get up, take a shower, and get ready to on"
- PrintLn "out and face a full day's shopping extravaganza. So, you go out to"
- PrintLn "the car and decide:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " 1) 'Maybe I don't really want to do this today...'"
- PrintLn " 2) 'I'll head on over to Bartelli's Retail Warehouse'"
- PrintLn " 3) 'I'll get my car washed first'"
- :LABEL002
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL004
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL006
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL005
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL002
- End Select
- :LABEL003
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " You are given $250 dollars and 30 minutes to find the item of"
- PrintLn "question. What is the question? That is for you to find out. Please"
- PrintLn "beware that the establishment that you are patronizing is known for"
- PrintLn "its rude clerks, atrociously long lines, bad service, and downright"
- PrintLn "mean employees."
- PrintLn " "
- PrintLn " The crucial key to survival is not to run into 'mad Max', the"
- PrintLn "infamous retail register warlord whose sales-per-hour maxes out"
- PrintLn "even the hardiest customers."
- PrintLn " "
- PrintLn " Good Luck, and remember....be careful who you talk to and where"
- PrintLn "you go..because......"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " this is RETAIL HELL!!!"
- Goto LABEL001
- :LABEL004
- PrintLn " Too bad, maybe next week!"
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL005
- Cls
- PrintLn "You drive up to the 'Suds and Suds and More Suds' car wash establishment."
- PrintLn "The man asks you to stay in the car while he gets a new rag to wipe down"
- PrintLn "the windshields. Unfortunately, Harry, the owner, had just hired a "
- PrintLn "'new hand', and did not realize he had a penchant for killing car"
- PrintLn "wash clients."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You were never aware that he had come up behind you with a shovel"
- PrintLn "and DECAPITATED you."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Sorry! No shopping for YOU today!"
- PrintLn
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL006
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Ahhh!! The bright lights, the crowds, the angry customers and "
- PrintLn "underpaid employeees who couldn't give a hoot if they ever saw "
- PrintLn "you again! Bartelli's Retail Warehouse has always been your "
- PrintLn "favorite place to shop. Aisles and aisles of junk, junk, and"
- PrintLn "more junk...not to mention a few choicy knick-knacks. You decide"
- PrintLn "to head down:"
- PrintLn
- :LABEL007
- InputStr " Aisle (1)? (2)?", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL008
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL013
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL007
- End Select
- :LABEL008
- Cls
- PrintLn "Aisle 1 takes you to the back of the store to the elevator. You"
- PrintLn "find yourseld with Big Bertha and her pekinese in her purse."
- PrintLn "You ask her:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " 1) Why are you so rude? You know that dogs are not allowed in the store!?"
- PrintLn " 2) Are you having a nice day?"
- PrintLn " 3) Are you going up?"
- PrintLn
- :LABEL009
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL010
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL011
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL012
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL009
- End Select
- :LABEL010
- Cls
- PrintLn " 'RUDE!!!' she screams at the top of her lungs. Promptly, you"
- PrintLn "back away from her, but not before she lets you have it with her can"
- PrintLn "of mace that she so conveniently has hidden in her bra. 'Take that,"
- PrintLn "you skin sucking dog!!' she cries. You feel pain, you're sick, and"
- PrintLn "the floor rises up to meet your head. Your shopping is over for the"
- PrintLn "day. Sorry!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL011
- Cls
- PrintLn " 'Oh yes I am! You are such a nice person for asking!' You step"
- PrintLn "onto the elevator and proceed up to the second floor."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL032
- :LABEL012
- Cls
- PrintLn " 'What do you mean by that!?' Big Bertha hollered. 'How dare you"
- PrintLn "make fun of my weight problem! Take this!' Big Bertha steps back and"
- PrintLn "immediately raises her awesomely huge leg and lets loose the meanest"
- PrintLn "kung fu kick you have ever seen...right into your stomach. Through"
- PrintLn "your screams and her laughing, the rest of the store's customers"
- PrintLn "continue shopping away. You are definitely DONE for the day!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL013
- Cls
- PrintLn " Aisle 2 leads to the clothing deparment where unbeknownst to"
- PrintLn "you...Mad Max lurks...awaiting your entry. You decide that you"
- PrintLn "better:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. 'Go down another aisle'"
- PrintLn "2. 'Enter at your own risk'"
- PrintLn "3 'Get the hell out of the store.'"
- :LABEL014
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL007
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL016
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL015
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL014
- End Select
- :LABEL015
- Cls
- PrintLn " SCARED!!! That's too bad. No guts no glory! I guess this text"
- PrintLn "adventure is not for you! Good day!"
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL016
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You sheepishly enter the department. Max appears!!!!! Do you:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Run"
- PrintLn "2. Stay put"
- PrintLn "3. Not sure"
- PrintLn
- :LABEL017
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL018
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL031
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL023
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL017
- End Select
- :LABEL018
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You decide to RUN for your life! Damn!!! Which way to go? You head:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Left"
- PrintLn "2. Right"
- PrintLn "3. Backtrack"
- :LABEL019
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL020
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL021
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL022
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL019
- End Select
- :LABEL020
- Cls
- PrintLn " You dart left, around the pant rounders and sprint toward the rear"
- PrintLn "exit of the department. You don't hear him running after you. Phew!!"
- PrintLn "You slow down your pace a little as you get to the bottom of the"
- PrintLn "staircase."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "The staircase leads to the basement! The doors are locked - you have"
- PrintLn "no access! A sign above you reads:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " ======================================================="
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " NOT A FIRE ESCAPE"
- PrintLn " Doors will remain locked during business hours"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " ========================================================"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Your goose is cooked I'm afraid!!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You hear the soft padding of leather soled shoes coming your"
- PrintLn "way...slowly down the stairwell. You SCREAM for help. But all you"
- PrintLn "hear is a soft laughter. The is near. No more charging. No more"
- PrintLn "sales. No more complaints. Mad Max is here......"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Your shopping is done FOREVER!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL021
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You DART to the right, dash around the garish caps that line the"
- PrintLn "deparment. You can hear Max running after you!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Your heart is beating wildly now....You are beginning to see white"
- PrintLn "specks in front of your eyes. The first stages of panic are"
- PrintLn "overcoming you!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Try as you might, Mad Max is overtaking you! What is going on? Run"
- PrintLn "faster!!!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You look behind you and get a glimpse of Max sprinting towards you. "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Unfortunately, as you were looking back at Max, you didn't realize"
- PrintLn "that you were running off course to the front door. A split second"
- PrintLn "later, you accidently hurled your body through the GIANT plate glass"
- PrintLn "display window."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "The jagged pieces of glass have severed most of your major arteries."
- PrintLn "You start to lose consciousness........."
- PrintLn " ......but not before you see Max"
- PrintLn "slip his business card into your bloodied shirt pocket."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'Be sure to see me the next time you are"
- PrintLn "in....hehehe..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL022
- Cls
- PrintLn "You decide to backtrack and head back into the department."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- :LABEL023
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You are confronted by the MAN!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Do you:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Beg"
- PrintLn "2. Buy"
- PrintLn "3. Borrow"
- :LABEL024
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL025
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL029
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL030
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL024
- End Select
- :LABEL025
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'Ah! I like a wimpering customer!!!' Max cries. 'Just for today, I"
- PrintLn "have my own Blue Light Special! I am going to let you go....but only"
- PrintLn "after you hand over all your money!'"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You decide that it is:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Not worth handing over the money."
- PrintLn "2. Not worth keeping the money."
- PrintLn
- :LABEL026
- InputStr "1,2", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL027
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL028
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL026
- End Select
- :LABEL027
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'THAT'S TOO BAD!!!!!' Max screams as he picks you up by the scruff of"
- PrintLn "your neck and slams your body into a wall-mounted coat hanger. 'IT'S"
- PrintLn "THE RED LIGHT SPECIAL FOR YOU TODAY!!!!'"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Throughout the rest of the day, customers could be heard screaming"
- PrintLn "all through the store as they discovered you body swaying in the"
- PrintLn "dressing rooms........"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL028
- Cls
- PrintLn "'AH...., You are as chicken livered as you look!!! You don't deserve"
- PrintLn "to live, nor do you deserve to die!'"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL029
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "A twinkle in Max's eye alights. 'I like you! Here try this"
- PrintLn "on...Yeah..it fits fine...how much money do you have?...Yeah?....give"
- PrintLn "it all to me cause that's how much it is.....'"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " You are not sure if you are being swindled or not...but you are"
- PrintLn "so scared that you don't care. You let Max fit you and he lets you go"
- PrintLn "on your way....."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " FOR NOW......."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL037
- :LABEL030
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'Borrow?! Money from me?! Why I'd love to l you some but....'"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " THE CREDIT DEPARTMENT IS PERMANENTLY CLOSED!! "
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Sorry...the aisle 3 and 4 stories are under construction...."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL007
- :LABEL031
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Oh....I'm sorry! That was a bad choice!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Before you knew what happened....Max had rolled a rolling rack full of"
- PrintLn "clothes over your feet. (You can liken the condition of your feet now"
- PrintLn "to your Aunt's 'Jello Surprise' that had sat out in the sun at last"
- PrintLn "year's boring picnic party.)"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " you scream."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'Having trouble moving?' Max snears. "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "As you try to focus through the pain...you can see that he has already"
- PrintLn "taken your money, called the store's security on you, and 'set you up'"
- PrintLn "as a shoplifter that is about to be arrested. "
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Poor you!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " That's all the shopping for you today!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL032
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Ah! You find yourself up on the second floor. People are swirling"
- PrintLn "about you....shopping carts, crying babies, obnoxious public address"
- PrintLn "pages, and the general hustling and bustling makes you feel dizzy...."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Do you:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Take a seat"
- PrintLn "2. Find a restroom"
- PrintLn "3. Throw up"
- PrintLn
- :LABEL033
- InputStr "1,2,3", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL034
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL035
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL036
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL033
- End Select
- :LABEL034
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " You frantically search for a seat....the stale popcorn wafting up"
- PrintLn "through the elevator shaft is making you more and more queezy. In"
- PrintLn "your haste to find a chair, you accidently knock over Mrs. Jeffrey's"
- PrintLn "baby carriage - with the baby inside! "
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You are a shmuck......"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Mrs. Jeffrey does not like shmucks...especially ones like"
- PrintLn "yourself....."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You turn to vomit away from the crowd...but Mrs. Jeffrey turns your"
- PrintLn "throw-up matter from BILE to B L O O D."
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You have just been shot by a .44"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Mrs. Jeffrey always DID carry a big purse....."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " ....and a LOADED TEMPER!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "That's all the shopping for you today!!!!"
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL035
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You dash towards the restroom! Hurry! Hurry! You lose your lunch"
- PrintLn "just as you enter the stall...... @#$%^$"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "The sounds are atrocious!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Getting up off your knees....you notice a white pouch has been taped"
- PrintLn "under the toilet base. "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You reach around and peel the pouch off of the toilet. Curious thing! "
- PrintLn "You suspect what it is...and decide to turn it in to the proper"
- PrintLn "authorities. "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "As you get up to leave...the door bursts open and 8 DEA officers storm"
- PrintLn "the bathroom. "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "'Freeze!!!! This is the police!!!!!' they all sing in unison."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You are booked for possession with intent to sell."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Needless to say....."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " YOU ARE DONE FOR THE DAY!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " (Hire a good lawyer!)"
- Delay 90
- Goto LABEL043
- :LABEL036
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You decide that enough is ENOUGH!!!! You turn, swallow hard, gasp"
- PrintLn "for air, and "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " BLOW CHUNKS!!!"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " ghastly...."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "As a matter of fact...I am so embarrassed for you that I will have to"
- PrintLn "ask you to leave the SYSTEM....."
- PrintLn " ........"
- PrintLn " ......."
- PrintLn " ......good day vomit head"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Log in again when you can hold your cookies..."
- Delay 90
- Bye
- :LABEL037
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Phew!!! You are the FIRST to make it by Max in one piece....or better"
- PrintLn "yet...to have all your pieces intact!"
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Trying to be as casual as you can....you dash to the stairs and run up"
- PrintLn "a few flights. You stop. You open the door."
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "And notice a freight elevator down the hallway. You walk briskly"
- PrintLn "toward it, enter it, and hit:"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "1. Basement"
- PrintLn "2. Floor 1"
- PrintLn "3. Floor 2"
- PrintLn "4. Floor 3"
- PrintLn "5. Floor 4"
- :LABEL038
- InputStr "1,2,3,4,5", INTEGER002, 14, 1, Mask_AlNum(), 8192
- Select Case (INTEGER002)
- Case 1
- Goto LABEL039
- Case 2
- Goto LABEL040
- Case 3
- Goto LABEL032
- Case 4
- Goto LABEL042
- Case 5
- Goto LABEL041
- Case Else
- Goto LABEL038
- End Select
- :LABEL039
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Slowly the door closes with an ominous 'THUNK!' Hmmmmm.....this"
- PrintLn "does not sound good....."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "The elevator lurches...and an amber lighted sign instantly luminates"
- PrintLn "over your head which says:"
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " **************************************************"
- PrintLn " | |"
- PrintLn " | USE OF ELEVATOR BY AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY |"
- PrintLn " | All others shall perish |"
- PrintLn " | (And that means you) |"
- PrintLn " | |"
- PrintLn " **************************************************"
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " You gasp from fright....what do they mean..."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " 'All others shall perish?'"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " The elevator lurches again - and then FREEFALLS"
- PrintLn " to the bottom of the shaft. "
- PrintLn
- Delay 90
- Cls
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Later that day, Charlie, the head maintenance chief is seen on the"
- PrintLn "main floor's telephone, cussing about the freight elevator being"
- PrintLn "broken again. 'The damn thing is always jumpin' the"
- PrintLn "track and fouling up my schedule...get someone down here on"
- PrintLn "the double to fix it!'"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You, of course WERE the trouble!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "But, not any more! Your elevator incident has left you flatter than a"
- PrintLn "pancake! "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Good day!"
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- :LABEL040
- Cls
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- PrintLn "You find yourself back on the main floor....looking at the 2 Main"
- PrintLn "Aisles...."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Do you go down:"
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- :LABEL041
- Cls
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- PrintLn " The elevator doors close softly...."
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " Gently, the elevator begins to rise and takes just a few"
- PrintLn "seconds for it to arrive on the 4th floor."
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- PrintLn "You calmly walk out and FIND what you had been looking for! And there"
- PrintLn "it was.....all the time....just sitting there in the case....on"
- PrintLn "sale...for sale...for 189 bucks....the thing you should have had in"
- PrintLn "the beginning....."
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- PrintLn " A 14400 baud fax/modem so you can shop AT HOME!!!"
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- PrintLn " ***** Congratulations! ***** "
- PrintLn " Now the least you could do is give the"
- PrintLn " WASTELAND a call! "
- PrintLn
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- :LABEL042
- Cls
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- PrintLn " The elevator doors close"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "You step to the rear and wait. "
- PrintLn
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- PrintLn "Nothing happens....."
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- Cls
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- U_PageLen = 0
- PutUser
- PrintLn
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- PrintLn " Suddenly...the elevator lurches!!! And DOWN you go! "
- PrintLn
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- PrintLn " Faster and faster!"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn " All you can see are the faint floor lights as you are "
- PrintLn " propelled into oblivion...."
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- PrintLn " YOUR LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES!!!!"
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- PrintLn " ********* FLASH **********"
- PrintLn " ********* **********"
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- PrintLn " You have just taken your LAST department store"
- PrintLn " elevator ride! he he! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
- PrintLn
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- :LABEL043
- Cls
- GetUser
- U_PageLen = INTEGER003
- PutUser
- PrintLn " "
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Retail Hell"
- PrintLn "(c) 1988 XR Von Gimbut"
- PrintLn "The WASTELAND BBS (Marin County, CA)"
- PrintLn " (415) 479-4520"
- PrintLn
- PrintLn
- PrintLn "Translated for PCBoard 15.x"
- PrintLn "Tim Rush"
- PrintLn "Night*Watch BBS (Groton, CT)"
- PrintLn "(203) 448-6171"
- Delay 90
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- ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- ;
- ; Usage report (before postprocessing)
- ;
- ; ■ Statements used :
- ;
- ; 69 Cls
- ; 1 Wait
- ; 121 Goto
- ; 3 Let
- ; 822 PrintLn
- ; 31 If
- ; 2 GetUser
- ; 2 PutUser
- ; 10 InputStr
- ; 1 InputYN
- ; 274 Delay
- ; 1 Bye
- ;
- ;
- ; ■ Functions used :
- ;
- ; 31 ==
- ; 30 !
- ; 10 Mask_AlNum()
- ;
- ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- ;
- ; Analysis flags : W
- ;
- ; W - Write user ■ 5
- ; Program writes a user record. Although this may be normal for a
- ; User Editor, it may also be a way to modify an account level.
- ; ■ Search for : PUTUSER
- ;
- ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- ;
- ; Postprocessing report
- ;
- ; 0 For/Next
- ; 0 While/EndWhile
- ; 0 If/Then or If/Then/Else
- ; 10 Select Case
- ;
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- ; AEGiS Corp - Break the routines, code against the machines!
- ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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