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- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- "God is dead"-Nietzche "Nietzche is dead"-God
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- ... Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars ....
- ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
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- A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
- And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
- Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood?
- Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?
- Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
- Genius is perseverence in disguise.
- Genius is perseverence in disguise.
- He who dies with the most toys is dead.
- Heather Locklear Scratch and Sniff-> ██████████████
- Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
- Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.
- I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
- I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
- I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
- I t▒ld yo▒, "Never▒touch ▒he flop▒y disk s▒rface!"
- I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- I'm immortal...so far. - Earle Robinson
- In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT!
- It is easier to be critical than to be correct.
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
- Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
- MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
- My toughest fight was with my first wife. - Ali
- Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Tolstoy
- Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
- Originality is the art of concealing your source.
- Plato was a bore. - Friedrich Nietzsche
- Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Safe sex used to mean to put the car in "Park"
- Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
- She was naked and then╨Z>ì?▌┐∩■ε▐|²╛Ä=
- Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
- Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
- Swallow pride; it's non-fattening.
- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
- Teacher said it was dain bramage...
- Television is democracy at its ugliest.
- The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
- The gene pool has no lifeguard
- The truth is more important than the facts.
- There's such a fine line between clever and stupid.
- Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
- TNet 3.50 ≈ ~ DataNet ~ φ The Patchbay BBS φ (818) 441-3965
- Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
- Two most common elements: Hydrogen & Stupidity
- Two things I hate: People that can't count.
- VîτÜε¿!¿ Wε dÖÑ't gÖt ÑÖ tîÑkîÑg vîτÜε!!!
- Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
- Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
- Wε [0Mε ¡∩ ΣÅÇε. GìVε ûƒ ¥ÖÜΓ ÅmM0∩îÄ º⌐ Dïε.
- Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Twain
- We fish ewe mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu dee
- What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY!
- What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
- When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
- Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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