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! Not on your life !
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG  !!!pleH
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL
!knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD
!tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4, sir??"
"Better know nothing than half-know many things."
"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by Chuck F.
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"C++" should have been called "D".
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Conclusion": the place  where you got tired of thinking
"DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!"
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't blame me.  I voted for Bill and Opus"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo"
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan
"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn"
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"He's dead Jim."
"Hello World!"  17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly.
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline."  "You will, you will!"
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"Impossible! That is not good French." N.B.
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!"
"LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY"
"Look at all the indians!" - G. Custer
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
"My favorite color?  Red.  No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I"  -  HORTA
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Ok, now for a quick backu£├ß&²%#^1s≡"
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"?  What does that mean?
"People fear *most* what they understand *least*"
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!"
"Round up the usual suspects!"
"Severe Memory Limitations"
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives"
"Socialism and Nazism is the same."  - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa."
"The Meek Don't Want It"
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Trust me, I'm a consultant."
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"What is your favorite color?"  "Blue - no - yel"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"Whata maroon!" --- Bugs Bunny
"Where Am I?"
"Where the Big Boys Play" -> Data Central BBS!
"Why does it hurt when I pee?"
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH
"You can't close the door when the wall's caved in."
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
"and the continuing saga of the sticky heads"
#define flame_retardant  I know you are, but what am I?
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$1000 reward for finding this man:
&   <:=======   -Snake stalking ampersand
'C' What?
'Cause It's A Mystery!
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Personal hygiene is the key to success'- W. Nels
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself...
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop.....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(char *)lie = "brown";
(expletive deleted)   -R. Nixon
(huskily) Oh, yes!  Scan me NOW!  ║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
*** primum non nocere ***
**** Nothing Follows ****
************ ßeta testers are CRAZY! ************
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*- I read it on the Continuum -*
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
,, Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
,,, I love happy faces! Don't you? 
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- How're you going to do it?  Upgrade It!
- Liar:  One who tells an unpleasant truth.
- Me know gammar.  Me cood use it gud.
- Q: 386+387?       A: 486-8K
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- This space for Rent -
- Thou shall not kill.
- this space intentionally left blank -
- » Most people deserve each other! « -
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
- » Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! « -
-- Attention!!  Modem addict on the lOOse
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
---      There's ALWAYS one more bug!      ---
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+--------
------------ Out of Order -------------
------T----A-----G----L---
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
... Ensign, Engage!
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
......<-Stealth Tagline
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
..my couch potato routine honed to perfection
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
.dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I
.snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB
.srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT
.suoinegni oot era slooF  .foorploof si gnihtoN
.teNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I
.wal-ni-rehtom dezama na si nam taerg yreve dniheB
/* allez-vous? */
001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101
0x2B || !0x2B   -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
1200 bps used to seem so fast
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2(C) or !2(C)
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=4 (for the time being).
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
21.3v xileT fo resu deifsitaS
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 dreaded words:  hard disk failure
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
386 and HST 144x - The only way to fly!
386, EZR, John Hancock ....The only way to TAG
3Wizard in a strange WAN
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy.
6 x 9 = 42 base 13
667:  Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
98% of all statistics are useless.
: Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say
: FORTH   CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ;
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
<- "TWIT" button.  Push it and ZAMMO!!
<-- Why the funny square?
<----- The information went data way ----->
<< Registration number coming soon! >>
<<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button!
<<--- this box opens into another universe.
<>>>>>>>>>>>>  SURF NAKED  <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
<F6> - Add Tagline
<I>nferior, <B>ut <M>arketable
<f1> Exit    <f2> Talk to me HAL !!
============ Who said that? ================
==================Taggig linje==================
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?      <<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
?senilgat doog yna wonk enoynA
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A QWK a day means you're offline!
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A computer a day.....
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A dirty book is seldom dusty
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A friend in need is a pain in the neck.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe
A good pun is its own reword.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
A little LAN will do it!
A little a'disk & a little a'dat
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little red button awaits to be pushed !
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A mind is a terrible thing to taste
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm?
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A single fact can spoil a good argument
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A*C, who said A*C?
A*C, who said A*C?
A-440 or Fight!
A:  I don't know  and I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Abort, retry, forget it!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstinence should be practiced with modulation
Accidents cause people.
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Acid rain dissolves styrofoam.
Actions speak louder than coaches.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Advice is usually worth what it cost.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
Age can be beautiful as long as it works!!!!
Agreement: The basis of reality and culture.
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah shucks it works - darn it!
Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
Ahh - a desq with a view!
Ai Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here!
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Alamak!!!
Albatross!
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All for one and one for ONE!
All generalizations are false
All generalizations are false.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
All men are born equal.  The tough job is to outgrow it.
All mimsy were the borogoves
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
All programmers want arrays.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespeare
All true wisdom is found in taglines
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Almost any program runs faster on a 386/25.
Alone at last!
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always a tag line!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Always remember: look before you leap!
Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
Am I hallucinating or something??
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America:  log on or log off
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
An "expert" is anyone from out of town.
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An electrician worries about current events
An expert is someone from out of town.
An optimist is a guy without much experience
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchy is against the law!
Anarchy is against the law.
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And now for something completely different!
And now for something completely different.
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And so it goes...
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And the men who hold high places...
And they said it couldn't be done.
And this is what you do for fun.
And what else floats.....?
And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Announcing the SHOGSORPOP!  Send $15.95 to...
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
Another brilliant mind ruined by JH.
Another empty space
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
Antidisestablishmentarianism!!
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone got a good TAGLINE for me ?
Anyone wanna buy some used Malathion? ■
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
Are we having fun yet?
Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?
Are you SURE it's plugged in?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you talking to me  (°¿°)...?
Aristotle was all wet!
Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky?
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial intelligence.  Natural stupidity.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
As the Iron Curtain rusts...
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Aspirins give me a headache.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
At least egotists don't talk about other people
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Attention! This Is The POSYS, My Tags been Snaged
Attention!!  Modem addict on the lOOse
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, taking the dog.- Dorothy
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Aw, gee, Wally . . .
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
BASIC sux!
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BBSing is a Maalox Moment.
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
BOING!  RIME--America's Funniest Home Computers
BOING!  Tag!  You're It...
BOING!  There are too many people in the world.
BOING! Dolly Parton-- silicone based life
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Baby on board!
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancè free
Back to taxation without representation..
Back up my hard drive?  I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup is for whimps!
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem.  No Money? Problem.
Bad is never good until worse happens
Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bang, You're Dead!
Barnum was wrong ... it's more like every 30 sec.
Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me.
Bastards do have a redeemable feature:  mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts!
Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose!
Be careful out there
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be part of the solution not part of the pollution
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be sure to practice safe hex... Use an Eraser
Be vewy vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.
Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat it through the lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Been a long time since I rock an' rolled
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer!  It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Before backing up ... make a backup
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law.
Behind every successful man is woman with nothing to wear
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwalt gersput!
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Better is the enemy of good enough
Beware of Modem Addiction!  It's contagious!
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
Beware the Jubjub bird
Beware the fury of a patient man.                  Dryden
Beware the psychopomp
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigamy: one wife to many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bikes Not Bombs
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
Biochemists Wear Designer GreenGenes.
Bit Decay!?  Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Bit Decay!? YoÜ say ÿou have Bi┬ Dεcay¡
Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes suck.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blessed are the pessimists;they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the window sill.
Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bo knows your girlfriend.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Borland schmorland
Born Free, Taxed to Death !!
Born in 1945.  The replacement for WW II.
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, Deluxe² sure is QWK.
Boy, that's bad!!
Brain in gear before mouth in motion.
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Briefniks of the world, Unite!
Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked!
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Britannia waives the rules.
Broken Hearts repaired while you Sleep!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain.
Bugs Bunny works for the KGB.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bugs, What BBBuuugggsss?
Bugs, like coat hangers, breed if unobserved.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
Burma Shave.
Burma Shave.
Burnin' down the house...
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
But I DID read the manual...
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Butterflies are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
Buy a Mac.  It can do SOMETHING right.
Buy in haste, repair at leisure
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
C Error #003: You're joking... right?
C Error #007: Irrational concept!
C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n");
C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub!
C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump...
C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing...
C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
C Error #034: !!! R∙A∙I∙D !!!
C Jack code.  C code run. C Jack debug.
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C code.  C code run.  Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C is for Bangers.
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C'ing More and More Each Day!!!
C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritance.
C-ing is believing
C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <───┘
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN    RUN\DOS\RUN
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
CATS ARE IT!
CAUTION:  Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION: INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
CGA is the pallete from hell
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w  m o t i o n !!
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
California Saga...
California has its faults.
Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can YOU fly?
Can elephants fly?
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm.....
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit
Can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Canada:   C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind
Carpenters are just plane folks
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration takes balls.
Catch a wave!
Cats are easier to train than kids!
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Caution:  Blown Brain At Work!
Caution: Contents under pressure!
Caution: PET XING
Caution:High Pressure!!!  Contents are PKZIPED!!
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
Changing gears, here.
Cheer up - things will get worse.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Children Learn What They Live!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Choosy hackers choose .GIF!
Cinderella's Godmother was a fairy.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Clear as mud
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.
Coffee doesn't cause cancer --------Water does!!!
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Cogito ergo sum presupposes "I"-ness
Cole's Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.
Collapse Schrödinger's Wave Function!
College Students Do It With Class
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Committees keep minutes and lose hours.
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
Common sense is the uncommon sense of all...
Communication: The Universal Solvent.
Competition makes great programs!
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer operators KNOW how to operate!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!
Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute
Computers are gre..............
Computers just make me seem smarter!
Computers operators do it from memory.
Computers:  the financial black hole of the 90's
Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
Confront reality -- Not drugs.
Confucius say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confused?  Consult your OOP Guide.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Cool Dude!
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Cosmic Soda-pop
Coup de grace -- French for lawn mower?
Cowa Bunga, Dude....
Cowabunga    I'll take the Marshmallow pizza
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Creativity is a Spark of Life!
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Creditors have much better memories than debtors
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Crown Prince of the Crown Royal
Cruising at Warp 3
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI
Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later!
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt
Cute and definitely hugable....right!
D&D Anyone?
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DBasers do it in fields.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview does Windoze.
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE!
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DON'T throw away your 2¢ words.  I collect them!
DOS Error - Can't drive to that write.
DOS gets in your eyes!
DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.
DOS:  Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing
DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz
DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Dafynition #287:  TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dame if you will, and dame if you don't.
Dammit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away!
Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to Conclusions
Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list!
Darn, my CPU is always cramming my CMOS with RAMs
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
Deadlines amuse me.
Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file?
Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES
Death cures cancer.
Death don't have no mercy in this land!
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down...
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Decadent Capitalist and proud of it!
Decisions terminate panic
Default %JH3 Taglines
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!!
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Desperate diseases require desperate remedies
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Desqview!?!  I can't even see the floor!!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
Did you check the...?  No, I didn't think so.
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you really understand that message ¿
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Did your dog *really* eat your homework?
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt.
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap...
Dis Tag Stole From Da Gotfather's on Stash
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystanders
Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
Disney girls and fantasy world...
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped ?
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not believe in miracles ── rely on them.
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law
Do not remove this tag!
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do you C my point?
Do you have such a thing?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you like me for may Brains or my Baud?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you steal taglines too?
Do you think binary? 0 or 1?
Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...
Doc King. USN. Semper Fi!
Doc files-We don't need no stinkin'.doc files
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Docs? What docs? I don't remember seeing any docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does Pi make sense to you?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does electrons flow? or walk?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Doin' the TAGLINE STRIP !
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Don't "push."  "Re-engineer" it instead. :-)
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't ask me, I just work here.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
Don't drink and write taglines
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't force it, use a BIGGER hammer!
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't just sit there.  Do something.
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't look Ethyl...  It was too late.
Don't look at me!  I'm A Generic Tagline
Don't make 'em like they used to, thank God
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enough.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
Don't recall us...we'll recall you....
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!&%#~%
Don't worry, I'm goïng tô bâckup tòd嵡!¡
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, send money!
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you hate boring taglines?
Don't you just LOVE these little machines??
Dos Error #012 - Human error, Human error...
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize:  What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Dreams are true while they last.
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
Drive Offensively!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
Ducking Quickly behind MarkMail Door...
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!
Duplicate or blank Taglines         0
Durians - The King of Fruits
Durians, real fruits for real people.
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexics are persona au gratin.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
Dyslexics untie!
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR:  CPU not found
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
EZ come ... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay!
EZ, I'd rather fight than switch!
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Earth:  Its only ours to borrow!
Easy Does It.  But Do It
Eat My Shorts
Eat Some Fire, Scarecrow!
Eat more Possum!
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Editing is a rewording activity.
Effective Gun Control:  Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Efficiency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed
El amor es un camino que de repente aparece
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Electricians are live wires!
Elevator men do it on all floors
Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!
Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont...
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers:  often wrong, seldom in doubt
Epeé, Foil, or Sabre?
Epoch:  the sound made by a hen
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS  -  Universe halted.
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN  Glass not ready.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Eternity only goes in two directions....
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even small candles are brighter in the dark.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even this shall pass away...
Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible.
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Every DESQ with a view!
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every sperm is Sacred!
Every thread needs a needle
Everybody lies about bad sex!! Robert A. Hienlein
Everyone Out for Volleyball in 10 Minutes!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion...             FREE!
Everyone is entitled to my own opinion
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything is relative, including this
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Experience is finding mistakes you make again
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF   11
Explosive when wet
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice!
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at?
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  Is anyone down range.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD:  Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin]
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem.  -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fact.  Stranger than any science fiction.
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
Fakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.
Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it".
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feel free to publish this TagLine. It's Stolen
Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Few children fear water unless soap's added
Fight War Not Wars!
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
Firings will continue until morale improves
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
First, we'll kill all the programmers
Floggings will continue til morale improves
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!!
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated H²O - $14 per quart
For What It's Worth.
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For adult education, nothing beats children
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
For some, reality is an illusion.
For tomorrow I diet . . .
Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-)
Ford - fixed or repaired daily. :-)
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
Forgive me father for I have syned
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Fort Worth...Where the West Begins!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Freddy Kruger lives in your CPU Stack, ....Nightie
Freedom is Expensive, but worth it!
Freedom is something we take for granted.
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate
Friends don't let friends pay retail.
Friends warm the world with Happiness
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
From the land of graft and corruption!
Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns...
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
GUI:  Grab the User In-the-face
Game Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible.
Gary Trudeau for President!
General Failure reading John Dvorak
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Genius is the power of lighting one's own fire.
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents !
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Get a USR It leaves the others behind.
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Give me water, and I'll burn it up
Give up, you'll only live til you die.
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for weird.
Go For It!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go softly....it's dark out there
God heals,  and the doctors take the fee
God is real, unless declared integer
God is real, unless declared integer.
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world?
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!
Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped
Gort, klaatu borata nikto
Got Kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Government for one, to hell with majority!
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.....
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
Grass is nature's way of saying "High!"
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity is a myth.  The Earth sucks.
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
Greed is the Waltons having another child
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target!
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control:  Keep the muzzle pointed at the target.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people
Guns don't kill.  Fast-moving projectiles do.
H y! Wh r  did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly.
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died...
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
HEY!  Stop reading me!!!
HO!  <repeat three times>
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up!  Said the laser printer.
Happiness is Killing Orcs
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Drive backup??? Who me.......
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick.
Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS
Has anyone found my marbles?
Has anyone seen my tagline?  I think someone stole it!!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi ¡tatzu!
Have You Hugged Your Sysop Today?
Have You Snaged Your SYSOPS Tag Today, Then Snipit
Have a good day today and a better day tomorrow
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have a nice day.
Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you counted your Legos lately?
Have you ever danced with the devil?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your modem today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He married me for my tag lines.
He must have made a macro of my signature
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He who lives by the sword laughs last.
He who slings mud looses ground.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.
Heh! I'll get you and your little dog, too!
Heisenberg may have been here.
Heisenberg might have been here
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
Hello World !!
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Hello sailor
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Hello, my serial number is▐║,║█│║▌║▌,│
Hello, sailor!
Help A Derelict Democrat Get A New Job On Nov 12
Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction:send software
Help me if you can I'm feelin' dooown . . . ■
Help reduce junk mail. Send personal messages
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help!  I'm modeming...   and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Help..I Need SomeBODY!!!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here Tag! C'mon Tag! Good Tag...good boy!
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Here we go again
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally!  Come look at this.
Hey you kids,  .......get out of that Jello tree!
Hey!  Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ NO CARRIER
Hey!!!....This is not my dad's TAGLINE!!!
Hey, what's that beeping noise? Where's that smoke comi
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips:  Let your conscience be your guide...
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Hmmmm what's this red butto╣╗╞║├NO CARRIER
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Home of the Pig Stye
Honest honey, I was at the office!
Honesty is the best image.
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly!  Horse feathers...
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do I spell "relief"?  E-X-L-A-X.
How do YOU spell computer?
How do these taglines work again?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas
How ya going to do it?  IBM Blue it!
How ya like me now?
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
Huh?  What?  Am I on-line?
Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop
Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** fault.
Humanity is a parasite
Humility is no substitute for a good personality!
Hummmm, I had a tagline when I came in here<gotya>
I  WP
I  message database managers.
I  my dog....
I 'C' said the blind man.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I AM standing.
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I HATE call waitin╠┌ß«▓NO CARRIER
I HATE it when that happens!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am   │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am an atheist still.      ......Thank God!
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE.
I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am old!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I brake for Unicorns.
I came, I saw, I confused.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I can't remember if I used to know that.  <──┘
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I don't call 911.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do mornings...
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want to play coach - we're losing..
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont read these either...
I drink, therefore I am.
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I forget
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
I gave it up until Lent
I had a tagline when I came in here
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I hate my tagline!
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I know a heartache when I see one.
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I laugh at "paid programs"
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I liked that one
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my...
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
I love you So Much,  ...When Your Far Far Away
I may be SynThetic,  But, ...I'm not sutpid.
I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
I may have settled in shipping.
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practice moderation to excess.
I prefer a bottle in front of me
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. ■ Guinan
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I see another red eyed morning coming.
I should have BBSed all night...
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I stole this tagline from someone else!
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I sure do love those BBS's.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I think I've got a headache.....
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet.
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I wave my private parts at your auntie
I will choose Freewill - Rush
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.<sigh>
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID>
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be bicycling.
I'd rather be lucky than good any day!...
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'd enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was?
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words
I'll deal with today tomorrow.
I'll do it when I remember what it was!
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit !
I'll have this one, one more and another
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name?
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll try anything once too often
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
I'm SO confused!!!
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
I'm back!!!!!!!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out.
I'm going to dread one day at a time.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself.  Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights!
I'm just about finished, just a couple more seconds...
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places
I'm lost!  Can you help?....
I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Rabbit
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive.  Am I?
I'm now running a "re-engineered" 20 MHz SX!
I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology!
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm running out of tagline materials!  Help!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm still searching for myself.
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!     Weeble
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen out and I can't get in!
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more
IBM?  [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
INFLATION is when the BUCK doesn't stop ANYWHERE.
INTEL would've flunked Computer Architecture 101!
INTELLIGENCE IS A STATE OF MIND????
INVALID COMMAND.COM- USE 4DOS SYSTEM HALTED
IT WON'T WORK!!!
If  1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I had a nickel for every bug...
If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here???
If I only had a 486 . . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If I where two faced, would I wear this one?
If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If You Care Enough to Steal the very Best, Snipit
If You Say Nothing, No One Will Repeat It
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, join the club.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustibles
If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! ■
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!!
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If that's the way you want to be about it ...
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk.
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we could pool our Group Dynamics...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If wishes were fishes we'd all be in stitches.
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you REALLY must stay, please leave
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be ..........
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, BACK OFF!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't be right, at least be careful
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag
If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all.
If you hear an Onion ring Please.... answer it!
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you knew it, when did you know you knew?
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let  do it.
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If you're not there, don't ANSWER!
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
IfYouCanReadThisYourSpecksAreBetterThanMine
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is not always Bliss!
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
Illigitimus Non Carborundum.
Illiterate?  Write for free help.
Illiterate?  Write for information!
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In Borland you are never bored!
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In search for the perfect comm program...
In the End, There can only be Telix, EZR, and DSZ
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end, Gravity Wins -- Dolly Parton.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In the end, there can be only one!
In your EZ-Reader config.  Specify BUGS = OFF
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Inquiring minds want to know.
Insanity is hereditary -- from your kids.
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Instant swimmer.  Just add water.
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? ARCARC
Is a Hard Drive a transcontinental auto trip?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is it Friday, yet?
Is it a crime to be illiterate?!
Is it live or is it an image?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is it still Monday?!?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is that MURPHY perched on my shoulder???
Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is the lack of a tagline a tagline in itself?
Is there death after life?
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It helps if you plug it in.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
It seems to be uncontaminated by cheese.
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It takes a long word to retard spoilage.
It was all so different before everything changed.
It was casual to the most obvious observer..
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
It works better if you plug it in!
It works better if you plug it in.
It's  3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's 00:00 GMT.  Do you know where your PC is?
It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are?
It's 25:00!  Do you know where I am?
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
It's a notable exception..
It's another fine mess you got us into, Ollie
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's been a business doing pleasure with you
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's just a jump to the left...
It's kind of fun to Consummate the Impossible.
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either.
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's not for me to say...
It's not just reality that matters.
It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's only rock and roll but I like it
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its a dog's life -how lucky they are!
Its been a Murphy day all week long.Sigh!
Its hard being BLUE.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Its not the act but the word is the test...
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
JUST DO IT!!
James Brown: "Help!  I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Japanese is strange. I Kana understand it.
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus Saves!  With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves.  The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jheeesh!!!
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you?
John Hancock is where it's at!
John Hancock..when you want to send the very best!
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against Dyslexia
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just Robocommin' Around!!!
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just a moment.. I have another call..
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because.
Just do it...explore the possibilities!!!
Just gimma a slice of...
Just how high can you throw that thing?
Just let me hear some of that Rock and Roll..
Just passing through.
Just say no!  (To IBM)
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just try it shorty. ■ Tasha
Just trying out a new thing or two ...
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just what does that mean?
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home.!
KINGDOM.ZIP!!  More than a game, it's an adventure!
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep only those you like, cancel anytime !!!
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Kempo means never having to say your sorry!
Keyboard error or no keyboard, F1 to continue
Keyboard is unattached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not functioning.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to continue
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
Kill them all--God will know his own!
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Klatu! Varada Nicto! ==== Getum Big Fellow!!
Klingons have Ridges.
Klingons need love, too.  Messy, but true!
Knock, Knock, Who is there?
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge is power.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
LAN Users Get more Connections
LATER..........AS IN MUCH!!
LISTEN to your children
LUNACY  my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies with an attitude.
Ladies with an attitude.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Last minute is always the most productive!
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last one out turn on the UPS.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Late Roman score -Lions=3 Christians=1
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Le Future, C'est C!
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn a foreign language...C
Learn something NEW today!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Let X = X.
Let the user debug it!
Let them eat cache.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let's go DX around the world
Let's have a Matriculation Orgy!
Let's spend the night together!
Liar:  One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Lie: The program is bug free.
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life goes on day after day [after day]...
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life is best done awake.
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is like a simily
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life is short, eat dessert first!!
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life's Law:  NOTHING ever happens until it does.
Life's a bitch and then you die....
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Life's a BEACH in SANDY EGGO!
Lifestyles of the rich and PC compatible.
Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
Like it? Wanna buy it?
Like/head/wall/banging/feels/good/when/stop/
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...
Live (?) from New York . . .
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Locks only keep honest people out.
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debugged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Long-life batteries aren't
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Looking for Love?  Adopt a pet!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love comes to you, and then after...
Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Luck: A matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his....
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Macro     Macro     Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make my day.  Kill a GUI today.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Making tomorrow's mistakes today!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
MarkMail ■ Robocomm ■ Pkzip ■ What a life!
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the Farce be with you
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May you live in interesting times
May you never live to see your wife a widow
Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you haven't met.
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Meaning of life: To m$`▌≤╦Ω╜ NO CARRIER
Mediocre is as mediocre does.  Just average.
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail:  The Mother of All Readers
MegaReader ß tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader ßeta ßrigade
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is the first to go--thank goodness!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Midden:  a kind of fingerless glove
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it,  you're addicted to code...
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Missed it by  |  | <- That much!
Missed it by THAT much.
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themselves
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
More taglines coming soon...
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My IBM mouse likes a MS.  She's no Genius.
My Mom took my taglines away for a month! ■
My Taglines Original.    ....It's Xeroxed.
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My boss is tempermental.  50% temper and 50% mental.
My computer just won't stop talking.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
My hovercraft is full of eels
My kingdom for a unique tagline!
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My lucky colour just faded.
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mother-in-law is an alien.
My mouse only has one ball....
My nipples explode with delight!
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My other brain's a schizophrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a HAL 9000!
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My other tagline is better. Really!
My other tagline is on a bumper sticker
My other tagline stolen at  nodeid  ■
My other tagline stolen at nodeid
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's ½-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My taglines are original.  I am a copy.
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
NAK NAK  Who's there?  ╬#█E╞)  NO CARRIER
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excels!
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
NIMBY=Not In My Back yard
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
NOW I've put my ear in it!
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
Nadie tiene más imaginación que la realidad.
Name:│║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ Rank:▐║│║█│║▌│ Serial No:│║▐║│║│█│
Nasi Lemak, the breakfast of champions.
Nato Ergo Sum
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Net mail, now where did my opener go..
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a dull moment!
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never drink whiskey on an empty ulcer!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never moon a werewolf...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never program and drink beer at the same time
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never say never again
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never smirk at the judge..
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a computer you cannot carry.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
New Book:  _How to write a How To book_
New Ez-reader user and my phone is free!
New Hayes AT command: AT ET = Phone Home.
New ez-reader user tech support welcomed!
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money?  Problem.
No Credit? No Problem.  Bad Credit? No Problem.
No Money?  Problem.
No Strippa Da Tagline !!<Just can't resist GRIN>
No Tagline available at this time.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
No main() No Gain!
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter what the subject, it's money.
No matter where you are there you are...
No matter where you go, there you are.  - B. Bonzai
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No offense intended in anything above!
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No problemo
No program works the first time you run it.
No special reason, just government policy
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody notices when things go right.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be!
Nosy bugger, ain't I?
Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not now, I have a headache!
Not ready, error reading user's mind.
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing is foolproof.  Fools are too ingenious.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Notice!! Executive Error,  Starting Sysop Erasure
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now is the time for all good men
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that there's your FIRST problem, Pilgrim!
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now then, was that funny or WHAT?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now with the added power of Platformate.
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes
Nuclear clock stands at five mins to midnight
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke it till' it glows.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nurses make it all better
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O.K to continue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!!
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
OOPS! I stepped in something,      ..... GUI
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
OS/2...half an operating system!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄╡¢╚⌠
Official tag line area.
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh boy...
Oh give me a cray... Where the numbers play..
Oh my God!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh say can you C...(at dawn's early light)
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh!! You been smoking that STUFF again, ummm?
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
Ok, Lets Turn Up the Heat A Little!!!
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute!  Geez!
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old programmers never die, they get updated!
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
Omen The only Way to MOBY!
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a clear disk you can seek forever!
On leave from CNN...
On the Bleeding Edge of Technology.....
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
On the raw edge of reality I stood . .
On the trailing edge on technology
Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
Once in a while you can get shown the light
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
One more time...Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One planet is all you get!
One size fits all is a lie.
One step forward, two steps back...
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
Online
Online time is fine!
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only one chance to make a first impression!
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Onward with ez-reader. Is my tie on straight?
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUT UP!
Open Roads....Open Minds.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open a hailing frequency...
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
Open my eyes, that I may see...
Open the pod bay doors please, Hal.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker
Optical mice have no balls!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Ouch! And I mean it.
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our patience will achieve more than force
Our pond has ducks.  Really anti-social ducks.
Our viewers need proof!
Outta the way, ya knuckleheads!
Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
PC & taglines under final tests.
PC (and taglines) are on the "bench."
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PC and taglines are under repair.
PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks.
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm)
POKER - The game of the GODS!
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against a wall
PS.  I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person!
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Park the HD?  As in moving it from D to P?
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater
Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler.
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience -- Wait control
Patience NOW!
Patience is a virgin.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Pave the bay.
Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste.
Pedal to the Metal
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Penny for your thoughts..  Hey! I deserve change!
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy
People would be alive if there were a death penalty
Perestròika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
Persist: the greatest effort's not enough.
Pets are it!
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Philosophy is the root of all things.
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi R squared. Nooo!  Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're wrecking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Place Your Ad Here
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Plankton lobbyist: "Nuke the whales!"
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Play it Again, Sam
Please Hold...
Please check your firearm at the door.
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Please, Mr. Wizard!  Which way is the Byteroom?
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus çe la change, plus c'est la mêm chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Police tagline.  Do not cross.
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politics is no exact science
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only!
Power attracts the corruptible.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Premium Notice:   ......The check is in the mail!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a squirrel.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press [Ctrl][Alt][Del] to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Primum Non Nocere
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Problem: My #VARIABLE# doesn't want to.
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putin' it off!
Production is the basis of mor
Production is the basis of morale.
Profanity, The Language of Computer Professionals.
Profanity, the language computerists know.
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Programmer on Computer
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programs are just people in disguise.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Protect data from prying eyes: randomize it!
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst, hey BUDDY, have I got a deal for YOU!!
Pssst.  Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psst, Buddy!  Wanna buy some FL swamp land?
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q:  Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
Quoth the Maven Rvermore.
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M.  Out Of Time
R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!)
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!!
RBBS?
REAL Robocommies don't eat quiche ■
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
ROM wasn't built in a day!
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!!
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read my lips...  No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs??  Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Read. You may learn something!!!
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Reading takes time. It's FUNNIER on RIME.
Reading, writing.  Who cares about arithmetic?
Real Programmers Collect Lint.
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real men write self-modifying code
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is frequently inaccurate
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Reality is when it happens to you.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Reality?   Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh.
Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . .
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular:  See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic.  Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Reduce brain fat.  Eat moral fiber.
Reformat Hard Drive!  Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remedy for a FAT file:  Take fewer bytes
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember, we're all counting on you!
Remember, wherever you go, there you are.
Remember:  'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Research: Doing battle with ignorance.
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless                        !   (If < 1 ohm)
Reversals are coming!
Revlon effect:Our only service is lip service
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Robo is not a COP !!
Robocommies do it with EZ-READER ■
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Run away!  Run away!  Run away!
Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
SADDAM SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SAVE THE NOCTURNES!
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!!
STARK RAVING SOBER
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12
Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save a tree-Eat a beaver!
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Say good night, Dick.
Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadraphonic
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scruples are best with garlic butter.
Scrute the inscrutable;  eff the ineffable.
Scuze'a
Searching for help in all the right places
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
See other side.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Selamat Datang!
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[é^\e*
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Schizophrenia beats being alone
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She turned me into a newt! I got better...
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Shell to DOS....come in DOS.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . .
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Short attention span tagline
Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe!
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Show me something built to last
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Since you put it that way...
Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!!
Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair!
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  ──Yiddish Proverb
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile!  It makes people wonder!
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health.
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica.
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many BBSs, so little time!
So many messages, So little time!
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
So who did frame Roger Rabbit?
So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
Soccer is a good sport!  Just don't SOCK-HER!
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Solution: A more subtle problem.
Some assembly required.
Some men are discovered.  Others are found out
Some people just don't know when to quit
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of⌡∩φ∞≈≤
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Somebody keeps changing the rules.
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!!
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer...
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels...
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stacatto signals of constant information...
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Reboot
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
Statements here are NOT those of the Posys...
Statements here are not those of the Sysop...
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
Step on it before it gets the children!
Step on no pets!
Steroids, the breakfast of champions
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
Strike any user when ready...
Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Such a long long time to be gone
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support the economy:  Buy a Hyundai!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Sure, he's cute.  But can he *type*?
Surf's up!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
TANSTAAFL
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
TSR's!!!!!   Bah! Humbug!
TTYL.... FIRST
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Tact is for weenies.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Appendix C, pg 245
Tag line under construction.
Tag..... You're it!
TagLines are a figment of your imagination.
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
Tagline goes here - Use your imagination!
Tagline, I don't need no stinking tagline!
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline: Universal wisdom in 45 bytes.
Tagline?
Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyway?
Taglines - can't live with 'em . . .
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines are the restroom wall of RelayNet.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines v1.07 ■ (c) 1989 Tony Tortorelli
Taglines wanted!
Taglines...the electronic "bumper snicker"...
Taglines?  Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Take time to listen...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
Talent is as talent does.
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Teachers do it......but forgot how!!!
Teachers would do it....but forgot how!!
TechnoBabble - Requires BS to understand!!!
TechnoBabble, the language of choice!
Technology is so technological
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Telix users are worth their SALT.
Tell it to the Judge
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you.
Thanks for the tagline.  :-)
That Ain't My Wife.    ......She's My Sysop
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's about the sum of it.
That's funny, you don't LOOK Druish....
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug! It's supposed to do that!---->*
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key?  See the one in the back marked "power"?
The "HELL" you say...
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The Answer is 42
The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past
The COBOL Crisis:  "But it worked in test".
The Cursed Cursor curses and having cursed...
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The Greatest of Faults Is To Be Conscious of None
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 into a XT.
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.
The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull!
The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
The State: friend to all, enemy of each one.
The Tagline of Tomorrow............Today!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The Wild Celt: Drink Guinness It is Good for You!!!!!
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The banner bore a single word: Excelsior!
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The beatings will continue until moral improves
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The boss is always right.
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The cavalry is late
The characters in this message are recyclable
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The circus is in town.
The cruelest lies are often told in silence
The darn thing works better if you plug it in
The day divides the nights.  Nighttime devours the day.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early worm deserves the bird
The early worm has a death wish.
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The faster I codes, the behinder I gets!
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The fungus can destroy even the notebook
The future isn't what it used to be
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The giving hand ... receives
The golden years suck
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The human race is still in beta test...
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The lunatic types on . . .
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The man who has everything should be quarantined.
The metallic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead bottom.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st
The mind is what the brain does.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The most perfect day to do *ANY* job is tomorrow!!
The mother of all taglines.
The name is Bond -- James Bond
The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying.
The ocean is the ultimate solution.
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The only brain-dead 286 chips are made by Intel...
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The people all know, Everyone's doin'that rag
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The phone's tapped anyway.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The road to success is always under construction
The rules stay the same, the game changes.
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The secret is in the rinse cycle.
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sound of many hands clapping. Olé!
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The world is a stage with no audience.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are no answers, only cross-references.
There are no skeptics in hell.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There is not gravity.  The earth sucks.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's no future in time travel.
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's something inside your head...
There's sumpthin' bigger than Phil!!
There's that strange noise from the drive again...
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
They *blinded* me with Science!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Things equal to nothing, are always equal
Things get worse under pressure
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think!  It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think!  While it's still legal!!
This Is My Tagline. Go Steal Your Own!
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouija board.
This Tag line is self referencing!
This TagLine is Closed for Remodeling
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.
This Tagline for Sale
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
This Tagline is a figment of your intelligence
This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This car only needs _minor_ repairs ...
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This does not exist.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This is NOT Burger King.  You do not get it YOUR way.
This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
This is a Moving Message.
This is a confidential tagline.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline .
This is a parapsycic tagline....
This is a sample tagline. Ignore it.
This is a stolen tagline
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
This is an egg.  This is a frying pan.  Any questions?
This is an ex-parrot!
This is an ex-parrot!
This is express written consent of Major League Baseball.
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is home - This is mean street
This is meaningless ...
This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is not what you think.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is your brain.  Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your modem on drugs!
This is your pizza. τ╞╕ì$ │ ¥ºÜΓ !zzα ╙┘ï┼▐╗ ªⁿ¢╫Φ√ìé$
This is your sysop.   ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
This isn't a tag, it's the message
This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV
This line intentionally left blank.
This message cleared by Iraqi censors.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
This past week have all been Murphy days.Sigh
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
This sentence is false.
This space available for advertising.
This space for rent.
This space formerly used by a tagline.
This statement is a lie.
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
This tag is copyrighted, sorry.
This tag line intentionally left blank.
This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
This tagline deleted.
This tagline intentionally left blank
This tagline intentionally left blank
This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This tagline is 100% EZ-Reader compatible!!!!!
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
This tagline is encouraged where prohibited
This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
This tagline is indecipherable!!
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
This tagline is under repair.  Thank you.
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
This tagline to be removed only by consumer
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
This tagline was made on the <Ö>
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
This tagline was never here.
This tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds!
This thing doesn't compile in time.  Need a new 486
This world ain't fit for *US* decent folks!
ThistaglineiscompressedbyPKZ1.199%.
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
Thought is action in rehearsal
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Til we cross-references again.....
Time Stops for no man.  Except me.
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time is an illusion. Lunch-time doubly so.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Time: A descending scale of intelligence.
To Boldly Probe Where No Man Has Probed Before!!!
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To Serve Man
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To add a tagline or not add a tagline . . .
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To each his bone.
To each his clone!
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To err is human, but sometimes so divine!
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human, to forgive is unthinkable.
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To go where no man has gone before.........
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
Today's subliminal message is             .
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonsils cure cancer!!  Want to buy some?
Too many bells and whistles
Too many boards, not enough phone lines.
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL, Mae West
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Toto, I don't think that we're in Kansas anymore
Trade ya' some MIPs for some MegaFlops!
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trombonists do it with better positions.
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Truth is the last thing folks want to hear.
Try Clarion for REAL database Development!!
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try Your Best, Then Steal The Rest,   .....Snipit
Try it, you'll like it.  Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Turbo Pascal my true speech pattern
Turn down your air guitar.
Turn it up!!
Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you!
Turn the sucker over, and whack it!
Twas Brillig and the Slithy Toves...
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Two's company, three's the result!
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT  ,
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
UNIX...  A manly sort of operating system!
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Ugly fellas get the girl!
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Uhmmmmm,   I forget what You were going to say?
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...  SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Undocumented features will rule the Earth.
Unify the world; be ZIP compatible!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week.  Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Raid. Stops bugs dead!
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs.
Use your own judgment - - then do as I say...
Use your tag line today!
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
Users are *my* nightmare
VD is nothing to clap about!
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Vivisection is a crime:unless you use a mime
Volem missatges en català!!!
Vote Libertarian!
Voyage of the Acolyte
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
WARNING!  No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING!  This message is contagious!
WARNING! Computers and modems are ADDICTIVE!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING!!                   I steal taglines.
WARNING:  < CHILD ON BOARD > ■
WARNING: Now entering Sleazegate's QC dept.
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
WARNING: This tagline contains bugs ■
WHAT?  Bigger Docs?  V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph₧≈{╣ª╝┼Ƽ╟╨ß°τ≡∙ⁿ²⌡Θ▐╘£
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Walk softly and carry an John Hancock 3.0
Walls impede my progress.
Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm...
Wanna buy that bus for my baby some day...
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
Warning!!!  This user pirates TagLines!!!!!!
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Was it as good for you, as it was for me???
Was that an African or European swallow?
Wasn't EZ-Reader a child's 1st Grade Tutorial.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out for those offensive speed humps!
Watch out!  Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Water Polo - a REAL contact sport
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We apply ourselves to perfection of That.
We are having technical difficulties
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We have the ANSWER? ..Now!  What is the question?
We must believe in free will.  We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We now return Control of your Modem to you....
We now return control of your brain ..CokeControl
We tortured the data until it confessed.
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We'll take the stairs.
We're lost but we're making good time.
We've gone too far now, we can never go back!
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Welcome My Friend! Welcome To LaMachine!
Welcome to My Electronic Blunderland
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck.
Well, your raster dissolved your bitmap.....
What Are You Looking For?  There's Nothing's Here!
What GUI?  I don't see anyone!
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
What I need is a faster modem?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What a long strange trip its been
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it
What alignment am I? Chaotic-confused!
What am I doing here, anyway?
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing?!?  The message is over, GO AWAY!
What are you looking down here for?
What can you do at 3 AM?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect?  This is California!
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What goes around, Humm, is usually a real DRIP!
What goes around, comes abound
What goes in is not always what comes out!!!
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens when fish trip?
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What is Kuwaits main product was Broccoli?
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What it is, is what it is
What me worry? I read relay mail.
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What problem are we trying to solve here?
What the heck happened here??!!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!
What!!! ..... Me Recompile?
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's a tagline
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's in a Name?
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What's this button do? Click! Poof!!# $ $%?
What? Me Worry?
WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
What`s tennis without a racket?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats a Tag Line ??
Whats the world coming to?  A dead end...
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, read the docs.
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When all else fails, unZIP the .DOC files.
When in Rome . . . romance!
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, be positive,   mumble loud!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, form a committee
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the goin' get's tough--I usually quit!
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When you BARELY have time to call the very best!
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
When you're really in doubt, press RESET.
When your work SPEAKS for itself.   .......Run
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going?  And why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
Where ever Yugo, I go.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Where's the ANY key?
Wherever Yugo, I go...
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Who has been fooling around with my computer?
Who invented SHORT people?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who is to guard the guards themselves?
Who knows? Who cares? Who votes?
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who put the fly in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?
Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who started this tagline business, anyway?
Who watches the Watchmen?
Who's to bless and who's to blame?
Who, what, when and with who?
Who...Me? Just as soon as I check the BBS
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why ME?
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why are we talking about this?  I don't have ques¥╢╞┘°ⁿ
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!?
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones
Why do backups fail when you need them?
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why do your backups fail when you need them?
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"?
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why use anything but Telix for communications
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home."
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 ─ No Pane ─ No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
Windows is a colossal kludge.
Windows open and let the bugs in.
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.  :-!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With a name like SNAPPER it's gotta be good ■
With free advice, you get what you paid for
Without Time, everything would happen at once
Without Waves there would be no change
Without waves there would be no change
Wolfgang's Third Law:  It can't work.
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing.
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Won't work? Do you have a problem with that?
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!!
WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
Work is the curse of the partying classes!
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow!  What a groove!  It's a tropical paradise!
Wow... Did you just see that USR go by?¿¡!
Write all complaints legibly -> []
Write complaint legibly in this box: []
Writing to Washington won't help ─ he's dead!
W╫│£ë ╦╫É WÖΓ(D ╤ûΓÑ$ ╤╫é $ç₧êW$ ┬│G╫┬êñ.
XEROX never comes up with something original
YOU look like an elephant!
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one.
Yet Another D**n Yankee
Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!!
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You are HERE   ----> ! <-----
You are only as good as everyone else thinks !
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading!
You can't get there from here.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...
You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf.
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't have a '486 yet?!?!?
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You know what they say about that...
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You threw out my WHAT?
You want it when??
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.
You're standing where I want to pee.
You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days)
Your .ZIP file is open!
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your foot, Your mouth,  ....Go arrange a meeting.
Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks!
Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan!
Your shoe is ringing.
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
ZZZZZZZ   This Tagline is taking a nap     ZZZZZZZ
Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays. HehHeh
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a point of view is a matter of perspective...
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!  DIVE!
an xplaination...
and I'll show you the prints of Wales
and sometimes the bear eats you.
bugs in the teeth
by George I think she's got it!
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
day++;    dollar--;
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS
ez-reader on day off...the joys of June
fflush and then wwash your hands.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if ( original_ver == OK )  don't_upgrade();
if (output == CRAP) eat_words();
if it works! Don't fix it!
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
illegitimati non carborendum
include <mandatory.cute.tagline>
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
last_laugh = gloat();
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
me gently with a chainsaw!
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
my couch potato routine honed to perfection
my first Ez-reader reply!
my tagline is off topic
no big deal
no problemo
no tagline needed.
nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
once i add stealth technology to my HST!
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs!
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
primum non nocere
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
questions, questions questions!
quod erat demonstrandum, baby
retupmoc siht edisni depart m'I pleH
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
see here now ...
sensations, libations, that stagger the mind.
shift key/ never heard of it1111
si vous avez l'argent, j'ai le temps
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
t h i s t a g l i n e m a d e b y L H A R C
terra incognita. [Lat.]
test test test and retest
the new,inexperienced new kid on the block
they're cousins, identical cousins...
this space for rent
this tag wastes your time and mine...
tin cans and a string....
tunes in the distance...
uSER   was seen where on Saturday?
users to actually hear ansi music
void atexit("Jump in a lake!");
wanta' see me pull a rabbit outa' my hat??
when in doubt, sell it!
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();