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- Before you even have time to say hello, the pier man lifts you up, puts you in
- the boat, and throws the boat into the water. "Hurry!" he says, "You must
- reach the Fountain of Youth before is too late!" Well, you think at least I
- can relax during the journey so, you pull out your Sun-me-Tan lotion and put it
- all over your body. -If you gotta go to your funeral, go with a tan- you think.