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; ; TommCHAT (C) 1997 Whirlwind Software ; ; ACTIONS.CTL - A template file for intelligent actions! ; ; There can be up to 1000 actions from 0 to 999. ; ; "See" fields can be up to 80 characters including ~ codes ; "Command" field can be up to 24 characters (NO SPACES ALLOWED!) ; Access can be from 0 to 65535 ; ; Begin actions with ACTION and finish with END ; ; ~ codes peculiar to intelligent actions: ; ; ~r - Recipient's handle ; ~s - Sender's handle ; ~t - " secretly" if secret, nothing otherwise ; ~u - selected sender pronoun/noun ; ~U - selected recipient pronoun/noun ; ~v - rest of line after command ; ; Pronouns by number: ; ; if user is male/female ; ; 1: he/she ; 2: his/her ; 3: his/hers ; 4: him/her ; 5: boy/girl ; 6: girl/boy ; 7: man/woman ; 8: woman/man ; 9: dude/babe ; ; action 1 command wink access 10 see me You wink. see me2 You wink at ~r. see all ~s winks seductively! see all2 ~s winks seductively at ~r! see all3 ~s winks knowingly at everyone! see you ~s winks seductively at you~t! see noaccess Your eyelids seem to be stuck! end action 2 command agree access 10 see me You nod in agreement. see me2 You express your agreement with ~r. see all ~s nods in agreement. see all2 ~s nods in agreement with ~r. see all3 ~s nods in assent with everyone. see you ~s agrees with you~t. see noaccess Agree to disagree, then disagree some more... end action 3 command kickass access 40 see me You kick some hiney! see me2 You kick ~r's butt! see all ~s kicks some hiney! see all2 ~s kicks ~r's butt! see all3 Suicidal ~s is kicking everyone's ass! see you ~s boots you on the ass~t! see noaccess Are those steel toed boots? DROP TEST! SLAMMMM!!! end action 4 command back access 10 see me Everyone has been informed that you're back. see me2 ~s has been informed that you're back. see all ~s has returned... see all2 ~s has returned... see all3 ~s has returned... see you ~s has returned~t... see noaccess I hadn't noticed you were gone??? end action 5 command ttyl access 10 see me You're leaving? So soon? see me2 You tell ~r you're leaving (so soon?) see all ~s has to split... see all2 ~s has to split & tells ~r TTYL... see all3 ~s has to split & says TTYAL... see you ~s has to split & tells you TTYL~t... see noaccess Later. end action 6 command bearhug access 10 see me You express your need for a big hug... see me2 You give ~r a big bearhug! see all ~s needs to hug someone. see all2 ~s gives ~r a big bearhug! see all3 ~s gives everyone a big group bearhug! see you ~s gives you a big bearhug~t! see noaccess NO! It's -my- body! end action 7 command beer access 40 see me You wish you had a beer! see me2 You offer ~r a cold one! see all ~s wants a beer! see all2 ~s offers ~r a nice cold beer! see all3 ~s offers a round of beers! see you ~s offers you a beer~t! see noaccess You're too young to drink beer. end action 8 command beg access 10 see me You assume a penitent posture and beg forgiveness. see me2 You assume a penitent posture and beg ~r's forgiveness. see all ~s is begging forgiveness... see all2 ~s is begging ~r's forgiveness... see all3 ~s is begging everyone's forgiveness... see you ~s begs your forgiveness! see noaccess No excuse for you... end action 9 command bonk access 40 see me You bonk everyone over the head (what are you, nuts???) see me2 You bonk ~r over the head! see all ~s is bonking EVERYONE over the head! see all2 ~s is bonking ~r over the head! see all3 ~s is bonking EVERYONE over the head! see you ~s is BONKING you over the head~t! Ouch! see noaccess Yer lucky someone doesn't do the same to you! end action 10 command bite access 40 pronoun recv his/her see me You salivate as though you're about to bite someone! see me2 You chomp ~r right on ~U butt! see all ~s is about to bite someone! see all2 ~s bites ~r right on ~U butt!! see all3 ~s bites EVERYONE right on the butt!!!! see you ~s BITES you right on the butt~t!!! YOW!!! see noaccess Not nice biting people. end action 11 command blush access 10 see me You turn a lovely hue of red. see me2 You blush at ~r's comments. see all ~s is turning a lovely hue of ~Jred! see all2 ~s blushes at ~r's comments! see all3 ~s is turning a lovely hue of ~Jred! see you ~s is blushing~t because of your comments! see noaccess Have you no shame? end action 12 command bow access 10 see me You bow humbly. see me2 You bow humbly in the awesome presence of ~r. see all ~s bows humbly. see all2 ~s bows humbly in the awesome presence of ~r. see all3 ~s bows politely in everyone's general direction. see you ~s bows humbly, awestruck in your presence! ~M(time to blush!) see noaccess You'd like to bow, but that krick in your back sure is acting up today! end action 13 command brb acecss 40 see me Everyone is being notified that you will be right back see me2 ~r is being notified that you will be right back. see all ~s will be right back. see all2 ~s will be right back. see all3 ~s will be right back. see you ~s will be right back. see noaccess So? end action 14 command belch access 40 see me You let out a thunderous belch! see me2 You let out a thunderous belch at ~r! see all ~s just belched! see all2 ~s just belched in ~r's general direction! see all3 Someone just belched! see you ~s just belched at you! see noaccess How rude! end action 15 command cheer access 10 see me You cheer with spirit and gusto! see me2 You cheer loudly for ~r! see all ~s cheers with spirit and gusto! see all2 ~s cheers loudly for ~r! see all3 ~s cheers with spirit and gusto! see you ~s cheers loudly for you! see noaccess Shhhh.... end action 16 command chuckle pronoun send his/her access 10 see me You let out a chuckle... see me2 You chuckle at ~r... see all ~s is chuckling under ~u breath... see all2 ~s is chuckling at ~r! see all3 ~s is chuckling under ~u breath... see you ~s is chuckling at you! see noaccess Not nice to make fun of others... end action 17 command claw access 40 see me You brandish your Freddie-like claws menacingly! see me2 You sink your sharpened titanium claws into ~r's flesh!! see all ~s is brandishing some mean-looking claws! see all2 ~s sinks those sharpened Freddie claws into ~r's flesh!! see all3 ~s swipes at everyone with nasty-looking claws!!! see you ~s sinks razor-sharp Freddie claws into your flesh! YIKES! see noaccess Another wannabe horror-flick bad guy? end action 18 command comfort access 10 see me You could use some conforting. see me2 You sweetly comfort ~r... see all ~s could use some comforting... see all2 ~s sweetly comforts ~r (awww...) see all3 ~s could use some comforting... see you ~s comforts you sweetly... see noaccess What kind of heartless sysop would restrict access to this action??? end action 19 command ahem access 10 see me You let out a pointed [ Ahem...] see me2 You let out a pointed [ Ahem...] at ~r see all ~s lets out a pointed [ Ahem...] see all2 ~s lets out a pointed [ Ahem...] at ~r see all3 ~s lets out a pointed [ Ahem...] see you ~s~t lets out a pointed [ Ahem...] in your general direction! see noaccess Need a throat drop for that? end action 20 command cry access 10 see me The tears begin to flow... see me2 You begin crying on ~r's shoulder... see all ~s begins to cry! see all2 ~s cries on ~r's shoulder! see all3 ~s begins to cry! see you ~s is crying on your shoulder~t... see noaccess Cry me a river, for crying out loud... end action 21 command curtsy access 10 see me You curtsy in a ladylike manner... see me2 You curtsy to ~r with grace... see all ~s curtsies with grace... see all2 ~s curtsies to ~r in a ladylike manner... see all3 ~s curtsies in a ladylike manner... see you ~s~t curtsies to you with grace... see noaccess That dress is WAY too short, young lady! end action 22 command dance access 10 see me You dance around the room in glee... see me2 You grab ~r by the arm and dance around! see all ~s dances around the room! see all2 ~s dances around the room with ~r! see all3 ~s dances around the room! see you ~s grabs you by the arm and dances around the room with you! see noaccess Your feet are too sore. end action 23 command demand access 40 see me You demand attention! see me2 You demand ~r's attention! see all ~s demands attention! see all2 ~s demands attention from ~r! see all3 ~s demands attention! see you ~s~t demands your attention!! see noaccess You're too demanding! end action 24 command duck access 10 see me You duck just in the nick of time! That was ~Jclose! see me2 You duck ~r's swing just in the nick of time! see all ~s ducks with lightning reflexes! see all2 ~s ducks ~r's shot with lightning reflexes! see all3 ~s ducks with lightning reflexes! see you ~s ducks your attack! see noaccess Too slow! You get hammered! end action 25 command duh access 40 see me You can't believe they missed your point! see me2 You express your disbelief at ~r's denseness! see all ~s can't believe nobody got it! see all2 ~s can't believe ~r didn't get it! see all3 ~s can't believe nobody got it! see you ~s can't believe you missed the point entirely! see noaccess Hey, YOU'VE missed the point before too... end action 26 command embrace access 10 see me You give everyone a warm, loving embrace (how sweet...) see me2 You give ~r a warm, loving embrace! see all ~s is giving everyone a warm, loving embrace! see all2 ~s is giving ~r a warm, loving embrace! see all3 ~s is giving everyone a warm, loving embrace! see you ~s is giving you a warm, loving embrace see noaccess Your arms feel heavy... end action 27 command evilgrin access 40 see me You put on a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe... see me2 You give ~r a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe... see all ~s puts on a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe! see all2 ~s gives ~r a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe! see all3 ~s gives everyone a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe! see you ~s~t gives you a grin so evil it would make a Grinch cringe! see noaccess You're a foul one... end action 28 command faint access 10 see me You're out cold. see me2 You're out cold in front of ~r. see all ~s just fainted! see all2 ~s just fainted in ~s's arms! see all3 ~s just fainted in front of everyone! see you ~s just fainted in front of you! see noaccess ~s? Faint? Real users don't faint! end action 29 command fart access 40 see me You cut the cheese! see me2 You fart in ~r's general direction! see all ~s just farted! Ghod, it REEKS! see all2 ~s farts in ~r's general direction! see all3 Someone just cut the cheese! Pee-Eww! see you ~s farts in your general direction! see noaccess You can break the bank but you can't break wind! end action 30 command flash access 40 see me You expose your privates! (Pervert!) see me2 You expose yourself in front of ~s! see all ~s flashes everyone! see all2 ~s is flashing ~r! see all3 ~s flashes everyone! see you ~s is~t flashing you! see noaccess I doubt anyone wants to see it. end action 31 command finger access 40 see me You flip the bird! see me2 You flip ~r the bird! see all ~s is flipping the bird! see all2 ~s is flipping ~r off! see all3 ~s is giving everyone the finger! see you ~s is~t giving you the finger! see noaccess And the same to you, Madam! end action 32 command trudeau access 40 see me You give a one finger Trudeau Salute! see me2 You give ~r a one finger Trudeau Salute! see all ~s is waving a middle finger in a Trudeau Salute! see all2 ~s is giving ~r a one finger Trudeau Salute! see all3 ~s is giving everyone a one finger Trudeau Salute! see you ~s is giving you a one finger Trudeau Salute! see noaccess And the same to you, Mister! end action 33 command flirt access 10 see me You begin shamelessly flirting. see me2 You flirt shamelessly with ~r! see all ~s is shamelessly flirting! see all2 ~s is flirting with ~r! see all3 ~s is such a shameless flirt! see you ~s is~t flirting with you! see noaccess Your flirtatious efforts leave much to be desired... end action 34 command frown access 10 see me You put on a disapproving expression. see me2 You frown disapprovingly at ~r. see all ~s is frowning. see all2 ~s is frowning disapprovingly at ~r. see all3 ~s frowns disapprovingly at everyone! see you ~s is~t frowning disapprovingly at you! see noaccess I doubt your mother would approve! end action 35 command french access 40 see me You prepare to french kiss someone (Oui oui!) see me2 You kiss ~r deeply and slip in the tongue! see all ~s is getting ready to french kiss someone (Oui oui!) see all2 ~s kisses ~r deeply and slips in the tongue! see all3 ~s would like to french kiss everyone! see you ~s~t kisses you deeply and slips you the tongue! see noaccess Keep your tongue in your mouth where is belongs! end action 36 command gasp access 10 see me You gasp in astonishment! see me2 You gasp at ~r in astonishment! see all ~s gasps in astonishment! see all2 ~s gasps at ~r in astonishment! see all3 ~s gasps in amazement! see you ~s~t gasps at you in astonishment! see noaccess Lions and Tigers and Bears (Oh my!) end action 37 command grin access 10 see me You grin from ear to ear! see me2 You grin at ~r! see all ~s grins from ear to ear! see all2 ~s grins at ~r! see all3 ~s grins at no-one in particular... see you ~s~t grins at you! see noaccess Ha. Ha. end action 38 command glare access 10 see me You glare maliciously! see me2 You glare maliciously at ~r! see all ~s glares maliciously! see all2 ~s glares maliciously at ~r! see all3 ~s glares maliciously! see you ~s~t glares at you maliciously! see noaccess I'm not sure I like that expression. end action 39 command gross access 10 see me You're grossed out! see me2 ~r grosses you out! see all ~s is grossed out! see all2 ~s is grossed out by ~r! see all3 ~s is grossed out! see you You have grossed ~s out! see noaccess You're gross. end action 40 command handshake access 10 see me You shake hands. see me2 You shake hands with ~r. see all ~s shakes hands with someone. see all2 ~s shakes hands with ~r. see all3 ~s shakes hands with everyone! see you ~s shakes hands with you~t. see noaccess Do you know where that hand's been? end action 41 command hi5 access 10 see me You give everyone a high-five! see me2 You give ~r a high-five! see all ~s gives everyone a high-five! see all2 ~s gives ~r a high-five! see all3 ~s gives everyone a high-five! see you ~s gives you a high-five~t! see noaccess You're too short! end action 42 command hug access 10 see me You need a hug! see me2 You hug ~r close! see all ~s needs a hug! see all2 ~s gives ~r a hug! see all3 ~s gives everyone a hug! see you ~s~t hugs you close! see noaccess No want hug! end action 43 command innocent access 10 see me You didn't do it! see me2 You didn't do it! see all ~s didn't do it! see all2 ~s didn't do it! see all3 ~s didn't do it! see you ~s didn't do it! see noaccess I didn't do it! end action 44 command kick access 40 see me You wind up to kick someone! see me2 You kick ~r soundly across the room! see all ~s is winding up to kick someone! see all2 ~s kicks ~r soundly across the room! see all3 ~s kicks everyone! see you ~s kicks you soundly across the room! see noaccess Boot! end action 45 command kill access 40 see me Chick-chick... BOOM! see me2 You shoot ~r dead! see all ~s cocks a gun and takes aim! see all2 ~s shoots ~r dead! see all3 ~s pulls out an Uzi and sprays everyone in the room! You're all DEAD!! see you ~s shoots you dead! see noaccess You got a permit for that piece, son? end action 46 command kiss access 10 see me You want a kiss. see me2 You kiss ~r squarely on the lips! see all ~s wants a kiss! see all2 ~s kisses ~r squarely on the lips! see all3 ~s gives everyone a wet, sloppy kiss! see you ~s kisses you squarely on the lips! see noaccess Fresh! end action 47 command lick pronoun send his/her access 40 see me You lick your lips and then... see me2 You lick ~r all over! Yum! see all ~s is licking ~u lips! see all2 ~s is licking ~r all over! see all3 ~s is licking ~u lips! see you ~s is licking you all over! see noaccess Better holster that tongue, pardner... end action 48 command laugh access 10 see me You begin laughing uncontrollably! see me2 You begin laughing uncontrollably at ~r! see all ~s is laughing uncontrollably! see all2 ~s is laughing uncontrollably at ~r! see all3 ~s is laughing uncontrollably at everyone! see you ~s is laughing uncontrollably at you! see noaccess That's not sick, that's funny! end action 49 command loogy access 40 see me You cough up a disgusting loogy onto the floor! Gross! see me2 You cough up a disgusting loogy and it lands on ~r! see all ~s coughs up a disgusting loogy onto the floor! Gross! see all2 ~s coughs up a disgusting loogy and it lands on ~r! see all3 ~s coughs up a disgusting loogy and it splatters on everyone!!! Gross!!! see you ~s coughs up a disgusting loogy and it lands on YOU! Gross!!! see noaccess Aw, fer chrissakes use a hanky will ya! end action 50 command look access 10 see me You look suspiciously around the room... see me2 You look over ~s with suspicion... see all ~s is looking suspiciously around the room... see all ~s is looking ~s over with suspicion... see all3 ~s is looking suspiciously around the room... see you ~s is looking you over suspiciously! see noaccess Eyes front, Pvt. Potatoslinger! end action 51 command inlove access 10 see me You're in love! see me2 You're in love with ~r! see all ~s is in love! see all2 ~s is in love with ~r! see all3 ~s loves everyone here! see you ~s is~t in love with you! see noaccess Sweet sentiment but you lack the access to express it... end action 52 command lust access 40 see me Your loins are burning in lust! see me2 Your loins are burning in lust for ~r's body! see all ~s is in lust! see all2 ~s's loins are burning in lust for ~r's body! see all3 ~s is in lust! see you ~s's loins are~t burning in lust for your body! see noaccess Lust, greed, envy, pride, etc etc etc... You're a sinner! end action 53 command lie access 10 see me You tell a little white lie... see me2 You~t tell ~r a little white lie... see all ~s is lying! see all2 ~s is lying to ~r! see all3 ~s is lying to someone! see you ~s~t tells you a little white lie... see noaccess LIAR! end action 54 command moan access 40 see me Ooooh... Ahhhh... Ohhhh... see me2 You moan in ecstasy at what ~r is doing! see all ~s is moaning in ecstasy! see all2 ~r is making ~s moan in ecstasy! see all3 ~s is moaning in ecstasy! see you You're making ~s moan in ecstasy! see noaccess You feeling ok? end action 55 command moo access 10 see me You assume a bovine tone of voice! Mooo! see me2 You moo at ~r! see all ~s assumes a bovine tone of voice! Mooo! see all2 ~s assumes a bovine tone of voice and moos at ~r! see all3 ~s assumes a bovine tone of voice and moos at everyone! see you ~s moos at you like a cow! see noaccess That moo would make a die-hard cDc'er proud! end action 56 command naked access 40 see me Let's get naked! see me2 Let's get naked, ~r! see all ~s wants to get naked! see all2 ~s wants to get naked with ~r! see all3 ~s wants everyone to get naked! see you ~s wants to get naked with you! see noaccess Keep your clothes on! end action 57 command nod access 10 see me You nod your head in agreement. see me2 You nod to ~r in agreement. see all ~s nods in agreement. see all2 ~s nods in agreement with ~r. see all3 ~s nods in agreement. see you ~s nods in agreement with you. see noaccess You bump your head on the table... end action 58 command puke access 40 see me You lose your lunch! see me2 You spew all over ~r! see all ~s is vomiting buckets! Gross! see all2 ~s just puked all over ~r! see all3 ~s just puked and sprayed EVERYONE!!! see you ~s just PUKED on you! see noaccess Quick, a barf ba..uuuuuaaagghhhglglglgl... end action 59 command punch access 40 see me You're about to punch someone! see me2 You punch ~r in the stomach! see all ~s is about to punch someone! see all2 ~s punches ~r in the stomach! Oof! see all3 ~s is about to punch someone! see you ~s punches you in the stomach! OOF! see noaccess Violence never solved anything! end action 60 command re access 10 see me We're back! see me2 You tell ~r you're back! see all ~s is back! see all2 ~s is back! see all3 ~s is back! see you ~s is back~t! see noaccess Yes? And? end action 61 command rip access 40 pronoun send his/her see me You uninhibitedly rip your clothes off! see me2 You rip ~r's clothes off! see all ~s has just ripped all ~u clothes off! see all2 ~s is ripping all ~r's clothes off! see all3 ~s has just ripped all ~u clothes off! see you ~s is~t ripping all your clothes off! see noaccess Shameful! Infamous! end action 62 command purr access 10 see me You purrrrrr like a kitten... see me2 You nudge up to ~r and purrrrrr like a kitten... see all ~s purrrrrrs like a kitten... see all2 ~s nudges up to ~r and purrrrrrs like a kitten... see all3 ~s purrrrrrs like a kitten... see you ~s~t nudges up to you and purrrrrrs like a kitten... see noaccess Catnip? end action 63 command rose access 10 see me You pick a lovely red rose. see me2 You give ~r a lovely red rose. see all ~s picks a lovely red rose. see all2 ~s gives ~r a lovely red rose. ~J@~C}--,-~-- see all3 ~s picks a lovely red rose. see you ~s~t gives you a lovely red rose. ~J@~C}--~-,-- see noaccess No flower picking! end action 64 command secret access 10 see me You've got a secret and you're not telling! see me2 You covertly express your admiration for ~r! see all ~s has a secret! see all2 Someone has a secret admirer! see all3 ~s has a secret! see you You have a secret admirer! see noaccess We have no secrets here... end action 65 command shrug access 10 see me You shrug indifferently. see me2 You shrug indifferently at ~r. see all ~s shrugs indifferently. see all2 ~s shrugs indifferently at ~r. see all3 ~s shrugs indifferently. see you ~s~t shrugs indifferently at you. see noaccess Your arthritis prevents you from shrugging. end action 66 command sing access 10 see me You sing a song. see me2 You sing a song to ~r. see all ~s sings a song. see all2 ~s sings a song to ~r see all3 ~s sings a song. see you ~s~t sings a song to you. see noaccess Your laryngitis still hasn't quite cleared up. end action 67 command smack access 40 see me Smack! see me2 You smack ~r on the face! see all ~s wants to smack someone! see all2 ~s just smacked ~r! see all3 ~s just smacked EVERYONE! see you ~s just~t smacked you on the face! see noaccess Don't be cheeky end action 68 command smirk access 10 see me You smirk wryly. see me2 You smirk wryly at ~r. see all ~s smirks wryly. see all2 ~s smirks wryly at ~r. see all3 ~s smirks wryly at everyone! see you ~s~t smirks wryly at you! see noaccess Watch it, your face might get stuck like that! end action 69 command smoke access 10 see me You light up a smoke. see me2 You offer ~r a smoke. see all ~s lights up a smoke. see all2 ~s offers ~r a smoke. see all3 ~s wants to bum a smoke. see you ~s~t offers you a smoke. see noaccess I thought you were gonna quit! end action 70 command smooch access 10 see me You pucker up to smooch... see me2 You sloppily smooch with ~r! see all ~s puckers up to smooch... see all2 ~s sloppily smooches with ~r! see all3 ~s wants to smooch with someone! see you ~s~t sloppily smooches with you! see noaccess I hardly know you! end action 71 command snicker access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You snicker under your breath... see me2 You snicker at ~r... see all ~s snickers under ~u breath... see all2 ~s snickers at ~r... see all3 ~s snickers under ~u breath... see you ~s snickers at you... see noaccess You choke on your own adolescent sniggering! end action 72 command spank pronoun send his/her pronoun recv his/her access 40 see me You raise your hand to spank someone! see me2 You spank ~r firmly on the butt! see all ~s raises ~u hand to spank someone! see all2 ~s is spanking ~r firmly on the butt! see all3 ~s starts spanking everyone! see you ~s is spanking you firmly on the butt! see noaccess What are you, ~U mother? end action 73 command streak access 40 see me You run around naked! see me2 You run around naked! see all ~s runs around naked! see all2 ~s runs around naked! see all3 ~s runs around naked! see you ~s runs around naked! see noaccess Get some clothes on! end action 74 command strip pronoun send his/her access 40 see me You seductively peel your clothes off! see me2 You seductively peel your clothes off for ~r! see all ~s is seductively peeling all ~u clothes off! see all2 ~s is seductively peeling all ~u clothes off for ~r! see all3 ~s is seductively peeling all ~u clothes off! see you ~s is seductively peeling all ~u clothes off for you! see noaccess Get some clothes on! end action 75 command thank pronoun send his/her access 10 see me You express your thanks! see me2 You thank ~r very much! see all ~s expresses ~u thanks! see all2 ~s expresses ~u thanks to ~r! see all3 ~s expresses ~u thanks! see you ~s~t expresses ~u thanks to you! see noaccess You're welcome. end action 76 command tongue pronoun send his/her access 10 see me You stick out your tongue! see me2 You stick out your tongue at ~r! see all ~s sticks out ~u tongue! see all2 ~s sticks out ~u tongue at ~r! see all3 ~s sticks out ~u tongue at everyone! see you ~s~t sticks out ~u tongue at you! see noaccess Same to you! end action 77 command wave access 10 see me You wave goodbye! see me2 You wave goodbye to ~r! see all ~s waves goodbye! see all2 ~s waves goodbye to ~r! see all3 ~s waves goodbye to all! see you ~s~t waves goodbye to you! see noaccess Bye! end action 78 command yawn access 10 see me You yawn from boredom... see me2 You yawn from boredom... see all ~s yawns from boredom... see all2 ~s yawns from boredom... see all3 ~s yawns from boredom... see you ~s yawns from boredom... see noaccess Yaaaawwwwwnnn..... end action 79 command crotchkick access 40 see me You get ready to kick someone where it REALLY hurts! see me2 You boot ~r right where is REALLY hurts! ~M(Not Nice!) see all ~s is getting ready to kick someone where it REALLY hurts!! see all2 ~s boots ~r right where it REALLY hurts!! see all3 ~s boots EVERYONE right where it REALLY hurts!!! see you ~s boots you right where it REALLY hurts!!! see noaccess Control your temper!!! end action 80 command impure access 10 see me You think impure thoughts! see me2 You think impure thoughts about ~r! see all ~s is thinking impure thoughts! see all2 ~s is thinking impure thoughts about ~r! see all3 ~s is thinking impure thoughts about everyone! see you ~s is thinking impure thoughts bout you! see noaccess You've got one filthy mind! end action 81 command think access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You scratch your head in deep thought. see me2 You scratch your head in deep thought about about ~r. see all ~s scratches ~u head in deep thought. see all2 ~s scratches ~u head in deep thought about ~r. see all3 ~s scratches ~u head in deep thought. see noaccess Nothing comes to mind... end action 82 command scream access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You scream at the top of your lungs! see me2 You scream at ~r! see all ~s screams at the top of ~u lungs! see all2 ~s screams at the top of ~u lungs at ~r! see all3 ~s screams at the top of ~u lungs! see you ~s screams at the top of ~u lungs at you! end action 83 command fallinlove access 10 see me You're falling in love! see me2 You're falling in love with ~r! see all ~s is falling in love! see all2 ~s is falling in love with ~r! see all3 ~s is falling in love! see you ~s is falling in love with you! end action 84 command chill access 10 see me You're one cool customer. see me2 You tell ~r to chill out. see all ~s is chilling out. see all2 ~s wants ~r to chill out! see all3 ~s wants everyone to chill out! see you ~s wants you to chill out! end action 85 command moon access 40 pronoun send his/her see me You shamelessly wave your buttocks! see me2 You shamelessly wave your buttocks at ~r! see all ~s shamelessly waves ~u buttocks! see all2 ~s shamelessly MOONS ~r! see all3 ~s shamelessly moons EVERYONE! see you ~s shamelessly MOONS you! see noaccess Get your pants on! end action 86 command toke access 40 see me You take a long, deep toke. see me2 You offer ~r a toke. see all ~s takes a long, deep toke. see all2 ~s offers ~r a toke. see all3 ~s offers everyone a toke! see you ~s offers you a toke. see noaccess Don't you know that stuff is illegal, immoral and fattening? end action 87 command niceass access 40 see me You admire everyone's asses. see me2 You admire ~r's ass. see all ~s is admiring all the nice asses in the room... see all2 ~s is admiring ~r's nicely rounded ass! see all3 ~s is admiring everyone's ass! see you ~s is admiring your nicely rounded ass! see noaccess Eyes front, Pvt. Potatopeeler! end action 88 command groan access 10 see me You groan in agony! see me2 You groan in agony over ~r's awful joke! see all ~s groans in agony! see all2 ~s groans in agony over ~r's awful joke! see all3 ~s groans in agony! see you ~s groans in agony over your awful joke! end action 89 command bark access 10 see me You bark like a dog! see me2 You bark like a dog at ~r! see all ~s barks like a dog! see all2 ~s barks like a dog at ~r! see all3 ~s barks like a dog! see you ~s barks like a dog at you! see noaccess Arf! Arf! end action 90 command woof access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You woof and roll your fist like Arsenio! see me2 You woof and roll your fist like Arsenio at ~r! see all ~s woofs and rolls ~u fist like Arsenio! see all2 ~s woofs and rolls ~u fist like Arsenio at ~r! see all3 ~s woofs and rolls ~u fist like Arsenio! see you ~s woofs and rolls ~u fist like Arsenio at you! see noaccess Woof! Woof! Woof! end action 91 command zzz access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You nod off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see me2 You nod off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see all ~s nods off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see all2 ~s nods off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see all3 ~s nods off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see you ~s nods off to sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... see noaccess Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... end action 92 command hurl access 40 see me You turn green and hurl! see me2 You turn green and hurl on ~r! see all ~s turns green and hurls! see all2 ~s turns green and hurls all over ~r! see all3 ~s turns green and hurls all over everyone!! see you ~s turns green and hurls on you! see noaccess Quick, a barf ba..uuuuuaaagghhhglglglgl... end action 93 command meow access 10 see me You meow like a puddy-tat see me2 You meow at ~r like a puddy-tat. see all ~s meows like a puddy-tat. see all2 ~s meows at ~r like a puddy-tat. see all3 ~s meows like a puddy-tat. see you ~s meows at you like a puddy-tat. see noaccess Bad ole puddy-tat! end action 94 command socks pronoun send his/her access 10 see me Phew! Put em back on! see me2 Phew! Put em back on! see all ~s has taken ~u socks off! Phew! see all2 ~s has taken ~u socks off! Phew! see all3 ~s has taken ~u socks off! Phew! see you ~s has taken ~u socks off! Phew! see noaccess Phew! Put em back on! end action 95 command drag pronoun send his/her access 10 see me You take a drag off your cigarette. see me2 You~t take a drag off ~r's cigarette. see all ~s takes a drag from ~u cigarette. see all2 ~s takes a drag from ~r cigarette. see all3 ~s takes a drag from ~u cigarette. see you ~s~t takes a drag from your cigarette. see noaccess Smoking is bad for you. Quit now! end action 96 command raspberry access 10 see me You make a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see me2 You~t give ~r a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see all ~s makes a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see all2 ~s gives ~r a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see all3 ~s gives everyone a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see you ~s~t gives you a big raspberry! Pltltltltltltltltlt! see noaccess Watch your tongue... end action 97 command quack access 10 see me You quack like a duck. Quack quack! see me2 You~t quack like a duck at ~r. Quack quack! see all ~s quacks like a duck. Quack quack! see all2 ~s quacks like a duck at ~r. Quack quack! see all3 ~s quacks like a duck at everyone! Quack quack! see you ~s~t quacks like a duck at you! Quack quack! see noaccess It's duck hunting season and I have a licence... end action 98 command love access 10 see me You love someone. see me2 You~t love ~r. see all ~s loves someone. see all2 ~s loves ~r! see all3 ~s loves everyone here! see you ~s~t loves you! see noaccess Sweet sentiment but you lack the access to express it... end action 99 command mew access 10 see me You mew like a kitten. see me2 You~t mew at ~r like a kitten. see all ~s mews like a kitten. see all2 ~s mews like a kitten at ~r. see all3 ~s mews like a kitten at everyone. see you ~s~t mews at you like a kitten. see noaccess Woof! Woof! end action 100 command howl access 10 see me You howl like a coyote! How-wooooooooooo! see me2 You~t howl at ~r like a coyote! How-wooooooooooo! see all ~s howls like a coyote! How-wooooooooooo! see all2 ~s howls like a coyote at ~r! How-wooooooooooo! see all3 ~s howls like a coyote at everyone! How-wooooooooooo! see you ~s~t howls at you like a coyote! How-wooooooooooo! see noaccess Arf! Arf! end action 101 command offerdrag access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You offer everyone a drag off your cigarette. see me2 You~t offer ~r a drag off your cigarette. see all ~s offers a drag off ~u cigarette. see all2 ~s offers ~r a drag off ~u cigarette! see all3 ~s offers everyone a drag off ~u cigarette. see you ~s~t offers you a drag off of ~u cigarette. see noaccess Smoking is bad for you! end action 102 command cower access 10 see me You cower in fear! see me2 You~t cower in fear of ~r! see all ~s cowers in fear! see all2 ~s cowers in fear of ~r! see all3 ~s cowers in fear! see you ~s~t cowers in fear of you! see noaccess Scaredy-cat! end action 103 command cough access 10 see me You start coughing uncontrollably... see me2 You~t start coughing uncontrollably at ~r... see all ~s starts coughing uncontrollably... see all2 ~s starts coughing uncontrollably at ~r... see all3 ~s starts coughing uncontrollably... see you ~s~t starts coughing uncontrollably in your general direction! see noaccess Need a throat drop for that? end action 104 command giggle access 10 see me You let out a mirthful giggle... see me2 You~t let out a mirthful giggle at ~r... see all ~s lets out a mirthful giggle... see all2 ~s lets out a mirthful giggle at ~r... see all3 ~s lets out a mirthful giggle... see you ~s~t lets out a mirthful giggle at you... see noaccess Come on, get happy! end action 105 command giggles access 10 see me You start giggling uncontrollably... see me2 You~t start giggling uncontrollably at ~r... see all ~s starts giggling uncontrollably... see all2 ~s starts giggling uncontrollably at ~r... see all3 ~s starts giggling uncontrollably... see you ~s~t starts giggling uncontrollably at you... see noaccess Come on, get happy! end action 106 command choke access 20 see me You want to choke the hell out of someone! see me2 You~t choke the hell out of ~r! see all ~s wants to choke the hell out of someone! see all2 ~s chokes the hell out of ~r! see all3 ~s wants to choke the hell out of everyone! see you ~s~t chokes the hell out of at you! see noaccess Take a pill, man! end action 107 command choking access 20 see me You suddenly start choking! see me2 You~t suddenly start choking! see all ~s suddenly starts choking! see all2 ~s suddenly starts choking! see all3 ~s suddenly starts choking! see you ~s~t suddenly starts choking! see noaccess Who knows the heimlich maneuver? end action 108 command die access 20 see me You just died! see me2 You~t were just killed by ~r! see all ~s just died! see all2 ~s was just killed by ~r! see all3 ~s just died! see you ~s~t just died at your hands! see noaccess What a waste... end action 108 command knowinggrin access 10 see me You knowingly grin from ear to ear! see me2 You knowingly grin at ~r! see all ~s knowingly grins from ear to ear! see all2 ~s knowingly grins at ~r! see all3 ~s grins knowingly at no-one in particular... see you ~s~t grins at you knowingly! see noaccess Ha. Ha. end action 109 command hickey pronoun recv his/her access 10 see me You're about to give someone a hickey! see me2 You give ~r a hickey right on ~U neck! see all ~s is about to give someone a hickey! see all2 ~s gives ~r a hickey right on ~U neck! see all3 ~s i sabout to give someone a hickey! see you ~s~t gives you a hickey right on the neck! see noaccess Hey watch where you put that thing! end action 110 command smile access 10 see me You smile sweetly. see me2 You smile sweetly at ~r. see all ~s smiles sweetly. see all2 ~s smiles sweetly at ~r. see all3 ~s smiles sweetly at everyone. see you ~s~t smiles sweetly at you. see noaccess Nice grin... end action 111 command pkiss access 10 see me You are about to kiss someone passionately! see me2 You give ~r a deep, passionate kiss! see all ~s is about to give someone a deep, passionate kiss! see all2 ~s gives ~r a deep, passionate kiss! see all3 ~s gives everyone a deep, passionate kiss! see you ~s~t gives you a deep, passionate kiss! see noaccess Suck face! end action 112 command snuggle access 10 see me You want to snuggle up to someone! see me2 You sweetly snuggle up to ~r... see all ~s wants to snuggle up to someone! see all2 ~s is sweetly snuggling up to ~r! see all3 ~s is sweetly snuggling up to everyone! see you ~s~t sweetly snuggles up to you! see noaccess Awwww.... end action 113 command massage access 15 pronoun send he/she pronoun recv he/she see me You need a massage! see me2 You lovingly massage ~r's tension away... see all ~s needs a massage! see all2 ~s lovingly massages ~r's tension away... see all3 ~s wishes ~u could massage everyone's tension away... see you ~s~t is lovingly massaging your tension away... see noaccess I'm sure ~U'd rather use a shiatsu machine... end action 114 command makelove1 access 50 pronoun send he/she pronoun recv he/she see me You want to make love! see me2 You slowly, tenderly make love to ~r... see all ~s wants to slowly, tenderly make love! see all2 ~s slowly, tenderly makes love to ~r... see all3 ~s wants to slowly, tenderly make love! see you ~s is~t slowly, tenderly making love to you! see noaccess Get Down, Make Love! end action 115 command makelove2 access 50 see me You want to make love! see me2 You are making wild, passionate love to ~r! see all ~s wants make wild, passionate love! see all2 ~s makes wild, passionate love to ~r! see all3 ~s wants make wild, passionate love! see you ~s is~t making wild, passionate love to you! see noaccess Make love, not war! end action 116 command cling access 12 see me You are a regular cling-on! see me2 You are clinging tenaciously onto ~r! see all ~s is tenaciously clinging onto someone! see all2 ~s is tenaciously clinging onto ~r! see all3 ~s is tenaciously clinging onto everyone! see you ~s is~t tenaciously clinging onto you! see noaccess Better defect to the Cling-on empire! end action 117 command fondle access 12 see me Careful with those fingers! see me2 You fondle ~r's body! see all ~s is about to fondle someone! see all2 ~s is fondling ~r's body! see all3 ~s would like to fondle everyone! see you ~s is~t fondling your body! see noaccess Careful with those fingers! end action 118 command grope access 12 see me Careful with those hands! see me2 You grope ~r's buttocks! see all ~s is about to grope someone's buttocks! see all2 ~s is groping ~r's buttocks! see all3 ~s would like to grope everyone's buttocks! see you ~s is~t groping your buttocks! see noaccess Careful with those hands! end action 119 command ravish access 50 pronoun send he/she see me You are about to ravish someone! see me2 You ravish ~r mercilessly! see all ~s is about to ravish someone! see all2 ~s is mercilessly ravishing ~r! see all3 ~s thinks ~u can get away with ravishing everyone! see you ~s is~t mercilessly ravishing you! Oh my! see noaccess Raaaaaaaaape! end action 120 command pinch access 12 see me You want to pinch someone. see me2 You pinch ~r on the side! see all ~s wants to pinch someone. see all2 ~s pinches ~r on the side! see all3 ~s mischieviously pinches everyone! see you ~s~t pinches you on the side! see noaccess Ouch! end action 121 command pinchass access 50 see me You want to pinch someone on the ass. see me2 You pinch ~r on the ass! see all ~s wants to pinch someone on the ass! see all2 ~s pinches ~r right on the ass! see all3 ~s mischieviously pinches everyone's ass! see you ~s~t pinches you right on the ass! see noaccess Ouch! Watch it bucko! end action 122 command rofl access 12 see me You're rolling on the floor laughing! see me2 You're rolling on the floor laughing at ~r! see all ~s is rolling on the floor laughing! see all2 ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at ~r! see all3 ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at everyone! see you ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at you! see noaccess What's so funny? end action 123 command roflcat pronoun send he/she access 12 see me You're rolling on the floor laughing so hard you're scaring the cat! see me2 You're rolling on the floor laughing at ~r you're scaring the cat! see all ~s is rolling on the floor laughing so hard ~u's scaring the cat! see all2 ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at ~r so hard ~u's scaring the cat! see all3 ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at everyone so hard ~u's scaring the cat! see you ~s is rolling on the floor laughing at you so hard ~u's scaring the cat! see noaccess What's so damn funny? end action 124 command nibble pronoun send his/her access 12 see me You're about to nibble someone on the ear. see me2 You're nibbling ~r on the ear! see all ~s is about to nibble someone on the ear... see all2 ~s is nibbling ~r on the ear! see all3 ~s is nibbling everyone on the ear! see you ~s is~t nibbling you on the ear! see noaccess Oooh baby dont get me so excited... end action 125 command kissneck pronoun recv his/her access 50 see me You're about to kiss someone on the neck. see me2 You're delicately kissing ~r on ~U neck... see all ~s is delicately kissing someone on the neck... see all2 ~s is delicately kissing ~r on ~U neck... see all3 ~s is delicately kissing everyone on the neck! Whoo baby! see you ~s is~t delicately kissing you on the neck... see noaccess Oooh baby... end action 126 command caress pronoun send his/her access 50 see me You're about to seductively caress someone... see me2 You're seductively caressing ~r... see all ~s is about to seductively caress someone see all2 ~s is seductively caressing ~r... see all3 ~s is seductively caressing everyone! see you ~s is~t seductively caressing you... see noaccess Oooh baby... end action 127 command karatechop access 12 see me You're about to give someone a wicked karate chop! see me2 You give ~r a wicked karate chop! see all ~s is about to give someone a karate chop! see all2 ~s just gave ~r a wicked karate chop! see all3 ~s just gave everyone a wicked karate chop! see you ~s just gave you a wicked karate chop! see noaccess Yeah you know Karate and 5 other japanese words... end action 128 pronoun send his/her command zap access 12 see me You're about to zap someone with your Quake Thunderbolt! see me2 You zap ~r with your Quake Thunderbolt! see all ~s is about to zap someone with ~u Quake Thunderbolt! see all2 ~s just zapped ~r with ~u Quake Thunderbolt! see all3 ~s just zapped everyone with ~u Quake Thunderbolt! see you ~s just zapped you with ~u Quake Thunderbolt! see noaccess Never take a leak while holding an armed Quake Thunderbolt... end action 129 command grenade pronoun recv him/her access 12 see me You're about to lob a grenade at someone! see me2 You lob a grenade at ~r! ~LBOOM!!! see all ~s is about to lob a grenade at someone! see all2 ~LBOOM!!!! ~N~r sucks down a grenade launched at ~U by ~s! see all3 ~LBOOM!!!! ~NYou're all dead thanks to ~s's live grenade! see you ~LBOOM!!!! ~JYou suck down a grenade lobbed at you by ~s! see noaccess Where'd you get that, son? end action 130 command rocket pronoun recv his/her access 12 see me You're about to fire a rocket at someone! see me2 You fire a rocket ~r! ~LBOOM!!! ~J~U gibs splatter the room. see all ~s is about to fire a rocket at someone! see all2 ~s just fired a rocket at ~r! ~LBLAMM!!!! ~J~U gibs splatter the room... see all3 ~s just fired a rocket! ~LBLAMM!!!! Everyone's gibs splatter the room... see you ~s just fired a rocket at you! ~LBLAMM!!!! ~JYour guts splatter the room... see noaccess Where'd you get that, son? end action 131 command nailgun pronoun send his/her access 12 see me You're about to perforate someone! see me2 You perforate ~r with your nailgun! see all ~s is about to perforate someone with ~u nailgun! see all2 ~s is perforating ~r with ~u nailgun! see all3 ~s is perforating everyone with ~u nailgun! see you ~s is perforating you with ~u nailgun! see noaccess You play too many 3-D games, kid... end action 132 command shotgun pronoun send his/her access 12 see me You're about to blow someone away! see me2 You blow ~r away with your 12 gauge shotgun! see all ~s is about to blow someone away with ~u 12 gauge shotgun! see all2 ~s just blew ~r away with ~u 12 gauge shotgun! see all3 ~s just blew everyone away with ~u 12 gauge shotgun! see you ~s just blew you away with ~u 12 gauge shotgun! see noaccess You don't look like Duke Nukum to me! end action 133 command picknose pronoun send his/her access 12 see me You're picking your nose! Ew! see me2 You're picking your nose and showing it to ~r! Ew! see all ~s is picking ~u nose! Ew! see all2 ~s is picking ~u nose and showing it to ~r! Ew! see all3 ~s is picking ~u nose and showing everyone! Ew! see you ~s is picking ~u nose and showing it to you! Ew! see noaccess That's disgusting! end action 134 command pant access 12 see me You pant with lust & desire. see me2 You pant with lust & desire for ~r. see all ~s pants with lust & desire. see all2 ~s pants with lust & desire for ~r! see all3 ~s pants with lust & desire. see you ~s pants with lust & desire for you! see noaccess You wish. end action 135 command yelp pronoun send him/her access 12 see me You yelp in surprise! see me2 You yelp in surprise at what ~r just did to you! see all ~s yelps in surprise! see all2 ~s yelps in surprise at what ~r just did to ~u! see all3 ~s yelps in surprise! see you ~s yelps in surprise at what you just did to ~u! see noaccess Yikes! end action 136 command makeout pronoun send him/her access 50 see me You are about to feverishly make out with someone! see me2 You feverishly make out with ~r! see all ~s is about to feverishly make out with someone! see all2 ~s is feverishly making out with ~r! see all3 ~s is about to feverishly make out with someone! see you ~s is feverishly making out with you! see noaccess None of that! end action 137 command lerk pronoun send he/she access 12 see me Everyone is notified that you are lerking. see me2 ~r is notified that you are lerking. see all ~s is lerking for a minute... see all2 ~s is lerking for a minute... see all3 ~s is lerking for a minute... see you ~s would like to let you know that ~u is lerking for a minute... see noaccess Lerk away as if anyone cares! end action 138 command bathroom pronoun send he/she access 12 see me Everyone is notified that you are lerking to go to the bathroom. see me2 ~r is notified that you are lerking to go to the bathroom. see all ~s is lerking for a minute to go to the bathroom... see all2 ~s is lerking for a minute to go to the bathroom... see all3 ~s is lerking for a minute to go to the bathroom... see you ~s would like to let you know that ~u is lerking for a minute to go to the bathroom... see noaccess Too late! end action 139 command beerlerk pronoun send he/she access 12 see me Everyone is notified that you are lerking to get a beer. see me2 ~r is notified that you are lerking to get a beer. see all ~s is lerking for a minute to get a beer... see all2 ~s is lerking for a minute to get a beer... see all3 ~s is lerking for a minute to get a beer... see you ~s would like to let you know that ~u is lerking for a minute to get a beer... see noaccess You're too young to drink beer! end action 140 command nodoff access 12 see me You're nodding off to sleep... see me2 You're nodding off to sleep in ~r's arms... see all ~s is nodding off to sleep... see all2 ~s is nodding off to sleep in ~r's arms... see all3 ~s is nodding off to sleep... see you ~s is~t nodding off to sleep in your arms... see noaccess Zzzzzzz.... end action 141 command taptoe access 12 pronoun send his/her see me You're impatiently tapping your toes... see me2 You're impatiently tapping your toes at ~r... see all ~s is impatiently tapping ~u toes... see all2 ~s is impatiently tapping ~u toes at ~r... see all3 ~s is impatiently tapping ~u toes at everyone... see you ~s is~t impatiently tapping ~u toes at you... see noaccess Oh get a grip. end action 142 command huh access 12 see me You are confused... see me2 ~r has you all confused... see all ~s is confused... see all2 ~r has ~s all confused... see all3 You all have ~s all confused... see you You have ~s all confused... see noaccess Oh get a clue. end action 143 command puzzled access 12 see me You put on a puzzled expression... see me2 You put on a puzzled expression at ~r... see all ~s puts on a puzzled expression... see all2 ~s puts on a puzzled expression at ~r... see all3 ~s puts on a puzzled expression at everyone.. see you ~s puts on a puzzled expression at you... see noaccess Oh get a clue. end action 144 command coffeelerk pronoun send his/her access 12 see me Everyone is notified that you are lerking to refill your coffee. see me2 ~r is notified that you are lerking to refill your coffee. see all ~s is lerking for a minute to refill ~u coffee... see all2 ~s is lerking for a minute to refill ~u coffee... see all3 ~s is lerking for a minute to refill ~u coffee... see you ~s is lerking for a minute to refill ~u coffee... see noaccess You're too young to drink coffee! end action 145 command phonelerk access 12 pronoun send he/she see me Everyone is notified that you are on the phone. see me2 ~r is notified that you are on the phone. see all ~s is on the phone... see all2 ~s is on the phone... see all3 ~s is on the phone... see you ~s would~t like you to know that ~u is on the phone... see noaccess Get off the phone! end action 146 command phoneme access 12 pronoun send him/her pronoun recv him/her see me You want someone to phone you, but who? see me2 ~r is notified that you want ~U to phone you. see all ~s wants someone to phone ~u, but who? see all2 ~s wants ~r to phone ~u... see all3 Silly ~s wants EVERYONE to phone ~u!! see you ~s would~t like you to phone ~u... see noaccess Get off the phone! end action 147 command spine access 20 pronoun send his/her see me You are going to hurt someone real bad... see me2 You rip ~r's spine out and floss with it! see all ~s is getting that look on ~u face again... Uh oh... see all2 ~s rips ~r's spine out and flosses with it! see all3 ~s is getting that look on ~u face again... uh oh... see you ~s~t rips your spine out and flosses with it! see noaccess Violence is not the answer! end action 148 command myplace access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You are about to invite someone back to your place. see me2 You invite ~r back to your place. see all ~s is about to invite someone back to ~u place. see all2 ~s invites ~r back to ~u place. see all3 ~s invites everyone back to ~u place. see you ~s invites you~t back to ~u place. see noaccess Sorry, your place is closed for renovations. end action 149 command doh access 10 pronoun send him/her see me ~M...DOH! see me2 ~M...DOH! see all ~s slaps ~uself on the forehead and yells ~LDOH! see all2 ~s slaps ~uself on the forehead and yells ~LDOH! see all3 ~s slaps ~uself on the forehead and yells ~LDOH! see you ~s slaps ~uself on the forehead and yells ~LDOH! see noaccess ~E~6DOH! end action 150 command beerdump access 10 pronoun send his/her pronoun recv his/her see me You dump a beer all over your head! see me2 You surprise ~r by dumping a beer all over ~U head! see all ~s dumps a beer all over ~u head! see all2 ~s surprises ~r by dumping a beer all over ~U head! see all3 ~s dumps beer all over everyone's head! see you ~s surprises you by dumping a beer all over your head! see noaccess ~E~6You're cut off. end action 151 command plasma access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You ready your Plasma Rifle. see me2 You vaporize ~r with your Plasma Rifle! see all ~s readies ~u Plasma Rifle. see all2 ~s just vaporized ~r with ~u Plasma Rifle! see all3 ~s just vaporized everyone with ~u Plasma Rifle! see you ~s just vaporized you with ~u Plasma Rifle! see noaccess ~NYour Plasma Rifle just beeps. end action 152 command flamewall access 10 pronoun send his/her see me You ready your FlameWall<tm>. see me2 You incinerate ~r with your FlameWall<tm>! see all ~s readies ~u FlameWall<tm>. see all2 ~s just incinerated ~r with ~u FlameWall<tm>! see all3 ~s just incinerated everyone with ~u FlameWall<tm>! see you ~s just incinerated you with ~u FlameWall<tm>! see noaccess ~NYour FlameWall<tm> is out of Napalm, sorry. end