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- * * * * * * * * * * WORLD TREPANATION TOUR 1996 * * * * * * * * * * *
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- Trepaan presents: BULLL! ∙ │THE│ BIZARRε'96 DEMO
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- another Trepaan production. no OS fucking this time, just credits:
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- ■ Marvin (main code)
- ■ Buggle (additional code)
- ■ Kork (music)
- ■ Sick Sjaak (organizing, gfx, design)
- ■ Lenz (music)
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- required hardware: - 486 or better
- - 4 Mb
- - GUS with 1 Mb for sound
- - no fucked up video card (like Buggle's)
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- · (hæzle)Note ·
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- · This material is not freeware. You are allowed to copy this product
- in it's original, complete form, for non-commercial use only.
- · No payment of any kind may be charged for this product, any
- combination of products or services including this product,
- without our authorization and official written license.
- · Commercial use, especially the industrial manufacturing on any
- data storage media and their distribution without the expressed
- permission of the producer, is strictly prohibited.
- · This program or the data files contained therein may not be altered
- or modified without the permission of the author.
- · You take full responsibility for the operation of this software and
- any consequences thereof. We, the creators, cannot accept liability
- for damages or failures arising from the use of this software.
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- Trepaan Production List:
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- "SleepTro" (sleeptro.zip - fastro)
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- contribution for TheParty 5 surprise compo, ranked 2nd.
- including cewl animal sounds and meer botte shit.
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- "Chop!" (chop.zip - intro)
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- contribution for the X'96 intro compo, ranked 4th.
- including awesome design + gabba. this rulez.
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- "Bill G Forze 2" (billy2.zip - intro)
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- contribution for the X'96 intro compo, ranked last.
- excluding cool effects. took us 2 cycles to code.
- (windows 95 required, emulator included)
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- "Vague Frequencies" (vaguefre.xm - music)
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- Lenz's contribution to the X'96 music compo.
- non gabba!
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- "Paard 2" (paard2.pcx - picture)
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- Lenz's contribution to the X'96 graphics compo.
- original style!
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- "National Shaolin Kempo Championship" (fight)
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- Lenz competed at the Dutch Shaolin Kempo Championship, ranked 2nd.
- He only lost his last match, against some dude who was wasted by
- Lenz already in his first match. Lenz also won the Style prize!
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- "Doom Invitation" (doom-inv.zip - invitro)
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- Sick Sjaak's invitation intro for his 2nd doom party.
- including cool hidden part.
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- "Paard 3" (paard3.pcx - picture)
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- Lenz's contribution to the Bizarre'96 graphics compo.
- Yet another sequel in the "paard" picture serie!
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- "Bulll!" (bulll.arj & bulll.a01 - demo)
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- contribution for the Bizarre 96 demo compo, 1ST PRIZE WINNER!
- including BRUTAL EFFECTS!!! even cool for non-gabbaz.
- you gotta watch this, or you only live half.
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- ---> note: as some people probably have "noted" >:-] we don't like
- windows. we think nobody deserves to work with such a
- fucking bad, slow, buggy, huge pile of shit. that's why
- some of our productions set you free from all that ugly
- crap by trepanating c:\windows\win.com (if present).
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- so, if you do not have c:\windows\win.com, you're already
- virusfree and you don't need help. however, if you DO have
- c:\windows\win.com, some of our productions will fix this
- for you.
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- next time if you accidentally try to start windows, you'll
- be happy to see you won't have to go through that hell AGAIN,
- because windows has been trepanated.
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- but... if you've got shit for brains, you'll probably like
- those sucking commercial windows too. in that case, we don't
- think you deserve windows trepanation. you'll have to go
- through ALL the slow shit that billy created!!
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- put c:\windows\win.com back in its sucking form by typing:
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- win TREPAAN RULEERT (enter)
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- so, that is: "win",
- 3 spaces,
- "TREPAAN RULEERT" (caps!),
- space,
- enter.
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- if you're using 4dos, you have to load command.com first,
- because 4dos cuts off end spaces from command lines.
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- ---> note: some people did not like this joke at all. and some other
- people did. including us. so if you're real pissed at us,
- well, hey, like - we really don't give a single fucking SHIT!
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- Trepaan sends greetings to
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- - Xtacy
- - Spooon
- - Cheese Team
- - Logic Design
- - Army Boots
- - Void
- - Inertia
- - N.B.K.
- - Metal Crap
- - NoooN (thanks for your fuck, but we prefer girls. for homosexual
- intercourse, contact The REW/Nostalgia)
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- Trepaan Thanx:
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- - Cheese Team (for releasing those tasty mags every time)
- - Manx (for now officially being converted to "Neliz")
- - Jace (van LD) (for that cool .3ds converter)
- - That Freaky Store (for delivering cool magic man energy drinks)
- - Al Die Lelijke Wijven (for NOT being scored at Texel Trepanation Tour '96)
- - That Store (again) (for now also having those weird bottles)
- - Ouders (van T) (for applying macro-xs to Sick Sjaak)
- - W∙ (van de GP) (for going bold)
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- Trepaan memberlist:
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- Sick Sjaak (gfx, PR)
- Buggle (code)
- Marvin (code)
- Lenz (music) <- was BIER, changed handle
- Kork (music)
- rem Method (music)
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- How to contact Trepaan:
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- eykelhof@sci.kun.nl (email adress of Jace/Logic Design, brother of Lenz)
- send mail here, Sjaak and Lenz will get the info.
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- or you can write slow mail:
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- Lenz/Trepaan Sick Sjaak/Trepaan
- van Nispenstraat 17 Birkenallee 3
- 6901 BR Zevenaar 46446 Elten-Emmerich
- Holland Germany
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- Trepaan verneukt je hoofd.
- we blijven eeuwig boren,
- tot je van het leven bent beroofd.
- dan zul je gabba horen.
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- alwaar de dood rondwaart,
- zal alto verdwijnen.
- en gabba blijven bewaard.
- sterf in duizend pijnen!
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- waar hardrock leeft,
- verschijnt Sjaak met de zeis.
- en stuurt eenieder die beeft
- op een enkele reis.
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- onder hen die buigen voor neo-pop,
- zal Sjaak dood en verderf zaaien.
- en verwijderd zal worden hun kop,
- omdat Sjaak hem eraf zal maaien.
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- hardrockers, lijden zult gij
- tussen muren van bloed en vuur.
- en terwijl gij brandt, leven wij.
- gabber heerst, tot het laatste uur.
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- alto's, sterven zult gij.
- omdat Sjaak jullie zal converteren,
- tot een bloedige brij.
- en nimmer zult gij wederkeren.
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- lelijkerds die head-bangen,
- gaat allen vooral zo door.
- spoedig zal Sjaak de dood brengen,
- door middel van een schedelboor.
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- gabbaz, ruleren doet gij reeds.
- en eeuwig zult gij blijven bestaan.
- bass-drums slaat gij allen steeds.
- opdat de beat immer moge doorgaan.
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- alto, verdwijn!
- je zuigt, zonder te ruleren.
- gabba, verschijn!
- laat ons eeuwig trepaneren.
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