n0=on 2:text:.help:#:{ notice $nick You have level 2 access, commands available : .op .deop .topic .kick .smoke .rtopic and others, like .time, .date, just mess around w/ them }
n1=on 1:text:.help:#:{ notice $nick you don't have any access to me, you can try commands like .time, .date, and things like that -- that is all }
n2=on 1:text:.policy:#:/notice $nick #baseball policies. #1) No Floodingáááááááá#2) No Cursingáááááááá#3) Max 2 clones allowedáááááááá#4) No Shouting (this means no repeated capitals)ááááááááááááááááand remember, this is a baseball chat channel, i don't expect any put downs on the sport of baseball. Don't ruin it for everyone else.
n3=on 1:text:.access:*:notice $nick you have level $level($address($nick,3)) access
n4=on 1:text:.access*:*:notice $nick $2 has $level($address($2,3)) access
n15=on 1:text:.asc*:#:{ msg $chan $nick : $asc($2) is the ASCII value for $2 }
n16=on 1:text:.chr*:#:{ msg $chan $nick : $chr($2) is the CHR value for $2 }
n17=on 1:text:.count:#:/count
n18=on 1:text:baseball sux:#:kick $chan $nick You suck, you wouldn't have this problem if you would've typed .policy | ban -u10 $chan $nick 2
n19=on 1:text:.randmid*:#:/randmid
n20=on 2:join:#:if ($readini login.ini passwords $address($nick,3) == $null) { notice $nick You have to set a Password for me, type /msg $me .newpass <new password> | halt } | else { notice $nick Welcome to #baseball...the best baseball channel on the Undernet. Type .policy to view #baseball's policies | halt }
n21=on 1:join:#baseball:{
n22= if ($nick == Kris3) { halt }
n23= if (fuck isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n24= if (xxx isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n25= if (shit isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n26= if (dick isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n27= if (clit isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n28= if (bitch isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Address Found in $address($nick,3) : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n29= if (*!*god isin $address($nick,3)) { inc %addresskicks | kick $chan $nick Ifyou really are "god", unban thyself : $th(%addresskicks) Lame address removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n30= if (fuck isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n31= if (shit isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n32= if (dick isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n33= if (clit isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n34= if (bitch isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n35= if (anis isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n36= if (penis isin $nick) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick Lame Nick Found in $nick : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n37= if ($nick == god) { inc %nickkicks | kick $chan $nick If you really are "God" unban thyself : $th(%nickkicks) Lame nick removal | ban -u1000 $chan $nick 2 | halt }
n38= /set %clonenick $nick | /notice $nick Welcome to #baseball...the best baseball channel on the Undernet. Type .policy to view #baseball's policies. And don't forget to visit http://www.enter.net/~jvogel/Vega ! | /clonejoin