Transcription: That birthday picture is coming along, Dad. But the words look boring. Allow me. Go right ahead, Rembrandt. On the stack, I'll select the text. And then I'll click the text button. I'll just quickly show you some of the great effects I've discovered. I love this. Filled with gradient. Nice. A rainbow look. And watch me bend this text around. Oh, I like that. Now these jazzy text effects are really cool. Your text gets a new shape, color, all sorts of things. And so quickly! But did you know you can also use most of the effects you'll find under special effects and edge effects? How about a sha ...