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- ;From uakari!indri!ames!apple!rutgers!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!mende Tue Jul 18 05:54:12 PDT 1989
- ;Article 69 of comp.emacs:
- ;Path: ark1!uakari!indri!ames!apple!rutgers!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!mende
- ;>From: mende@athos.rutgers.edu (Bob Mende)
- ;Newsgroups: gnu.emacs,comp.emacs,alt.sex
- ;Subject: purity.el (part 1)
- ;Message-ID: <Jul.17.23.59.43.1989.20914@athos.rutgers.edu>
- ;Date: 18 Jul 89 04:00:08 GMT
- ;Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
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- ;;
- ;; Purity.el Emacs lisp program to administer the purity test.
- ;; Robert Mende (mende@aramis.rutgers.edu)
- ;; 5/5/89
- ;;
- ;; This file is not offically part of GNU Emacs, but can be if FSF wishes
- ;; it to be so. Distributed under the GNU copyleft.
-
- ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
- ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. No author or distributor
- ;; accepts responsibility to anyone for the consequences of using it
- ;; or for whether it serves any particular purpose or works at all,
- ;; unless he says so in writing. Refer to the GNU Emacs General Public
- ;; License for full details.
-
- ;; Everyone is granted permission to copy, modify and redistribute
- ;; GNU Emacs, but only under the conditions described in the
- ;; GNU Emacs General Public License. A copy of this license is
- ;; supposed to have been given to you along with GNU Emacs so you
- ;; can know your rights and responsibilities. It should be in a
- ;; file named COPYING. Among other things, the copyright notice
- ;; and this notice must be preserved on all copies.
-
- (setq purity-test-extra-buffer "*Hit Space Bar To Continue*")
-
- (defvar purity-test-save-file
- (concat (getenv "HOME") "/.purity-test.save.el")
- "*file to save purity test saves in")
-
- (defvar purity-test-mode-map (make-sparse-keymap)
- "the keymap used while adminstering the purity test")
-
- (defconst purity-test-backup-size 20
- "*Number of questions that can be backed up")
-
- (defun purity-test-hold-question (question answer section section-text)
- (cond ((>= (length purity-test-backup-ring)
- purity-test-backup-size)
- (setcdr (nthcdr (- purity-test-backup-size 2)
- purity-test-backup-ring)
- nil)))
- (setq purity-test-backup-ring (cons (list question answer
- section section-text)
- purity-test-backup-ring))
- purity-test-backup-ring)
-
- (defun purity-test-backup ()
- "Backup up one question (or many times)"
- ;; this is fun!!! (pseudo code)
- ;pop off first element
- ;is it in the same section
- ; yes:
- ; cons question onto section-questions
- ; no:
- ; cons section-text then section name to section question
- ; then cons section question onto questions
- ; then make a install new section name/text
- ; create new section-questions with this question
- ;was this a yes answer
- ; yes:
- ; subtract one from the score
- ;call next question
- ;;
- (interactive)
- (cond
- ((not (consp purity-test-backup-ring))
- (message "No more backup information available")
- (ding)
- (sit-for 1))
- (t
- (let ((question-text (car (car purity-test-backup-ring)))
- (question-answer (car (cdr (car purity-test-backup-ring))))
- (section-name (car (cdr (cdr (car purity-test-backup-ring)))))
- (section-text (car (cdr (cdr (cdr (car purity-test-backup-ring)))))))
- (setq purity-test-backup-ring (cdr purity-test-backup-ring))
- (setq purity-test-section-questions
- (cons purity-test-questions-text purity-test-section-questions))
- (cond
- ((string-equal section-name purity-test-section-name)
- (setq purity-test-section-questions
- (cons question-text purity-test-section-questions)))
- (t
- (message (concat "backing into " section-name "."))
- (sit-for 1)
- (message "")
- (setq purity-test-section-questions
- (cons purity-test-section-text purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section-questions
- (cons purity-test-section-name purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-questions
- (cons purity-test-section-questions purity-test-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section (1- purity-test-section))
- (setq purity-test-section-name section-name)
- (setq purity-test-section-text section-text)
- (setq purity-test-section-questions
- (list question-text))))
- (setq purity-test-question (- purity-test-question 2))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (cond (question-answer
- (setq purity-test-score (1- purity-test-score))))
- (purity-test-next-question)))))
-
- (defun purity-test-yes ()
- "I have done this"
- (interactive)
- (setq purity-test-score (1+ purity-test-score))
- (purity-test-hold-question purity-test-questions-text
- t
- purity-test-section-name
- purity-test-section-text)
- (purity-test-next-question))
-
- (defun purity-test-no ()
- "I have not done this"
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-hold-question purity-test-questions-text
- nil
- purity-test-section-name
- purity-test-section-text)
- (purity-test-next-question))
-
- (defun purity-test-display (header question)
- (setq buffer-read-only nil)
- (erase-buffer)
- (goto-char 0)
- (if (not (null header))
- (insert header "
-
- "))
- (insert question)
- (goto-char 0)
- (setq buffer-read-only t))
-
- (defun purity-test-pop-up (header question)
- (save-excursion
- (save-restriction
- (switch-to-buffer (get-buffer-create purity-test-extra-buffer))
- (purity-test-display header question)
- (view-buffer purity-test-extra-buffer)
- (setq buffer-read-only nil)
- (erase-buffer)
- (setq buffer-read-only t)
- (discard-input))))
-
- (defun purity-test-next-question ()
- (setq purity-test-question (1+ purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (cond ((and (null purity-test-section-questions)
- (null purity-test-questions))
- (setq purity-test-question (1- purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (purity-test-display-score)
- (purity-test-done))
- (t
- (cond ((null purity-test-section-questions)
- (setq purity-test-section (1+ purity-test-section))
- (setq purity-test-section-questions (car purity-test-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section-name (car purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section-questions (cdr purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section-text (car purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-section-questions (cdr purity-test-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-questions (cdr purity-test-questions))
- (purity-test-describe-section)
- (discard-input)))
- (setq purity-test-questions-text (car purity-test-section-questions))
-
- (purity-test-display "Have you ever:" purity-test-questions-text)
- (setq purity-test-section-questions (cdr purity-test-section-questions)))))
-
- (defun purity-test-describe-section ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up (concat "Section "
- (prin1-to-string purity-test-section)
- " "
- purity-test-section-name)
- purity-test-section-text))
-
-
- (defun purity-test-quit ()
- "quit purity test with option to save"
- (interactive)
- (cond ((y-or-n-p "Are you sure you want to quit the purity test? ")
- (cond ((y-or-n-p "Save current status of test? ")
- (purity-test-save)))
- (setq purity-test-question (1- purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (purity-test-display-score)
- (purity-test-done)))
- (message ""))
-
- (defun purity-test-done ()
- (fundamental-mode)
- (setq buffer-read-only t)
- (kill-buffer purity-test-extra-buffer))
-
- (defun purity-test-current-score ()
- (interactive)
- (save-excursion
- (save-restriction
- (setq purity-test-question (1- purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (switch-to-buffer (get-buffer-create purity-test-extra-buffer))
- (purity-test-display-score)
- (view-buffer purity-test-extra-buffer)
- (setq buffer-read-only nil)
- (erase-buffer)
- (setq buffer-read-only t)
- (setq purity-test-question (1+ purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (discard-input))))
-
- (defun purity-test-display-score ()
- (setq buffer-read-only nil)
- (erase-buffer)
- (goto-char 0)
- (insert "You answered yes to ")
- (insert (prin1-to-string purity-test-score))
- (insert " questions out of ")
- (insert purity-test-question-text)
- (insert".
-
- This is a score of: ")
- (cond ((zerop purity-test-question)
- (insert "---"))
- ((= purity-test-score purity-test-question)
- (insert "0%"))
- (t
- (insert (prin1-to-string (/ (* (- purity-test-question
- purity-test-score)
- 10000)
- purity-test-question)))
- (backward-char 2)
- (insert ".")
- (forward-char 2)
- (insert "%")))
- (goto-char 0)
- (setq buffer-read-only t))
-
- (defun purity-test-save ()
- "Save current status for taking purity test onto disk."
- (interactive)
- (set-buffer (create-file-buffer purity-test-save-file))
- (erase-buffer)
- (insert "(setq purity-test-SAVE-versionID \""
- purity-test-versionID
- "\")
- ")
- (insert "(setq purity-test-SAVE-question "
- purity-test-question-text
- ")
- ")
- (insert "(setq purity-test-SAVE-score "
- (prin1-to-string purity-test-score)
- ")
- ")
- (cond ((file-exists-p purity-test-save-file)
- (set-file-modes purity-test-save-file 128)
- (delete-file purity-test-save-file)))
- (write-file purity-test-save-file)
- (set-file-modes purity-test-save-file 256) ;; -r--------
- (kill-buffer (buffer-name))
- (set-buffer "*Purity Test*"))
-
- (defun purity-test-restore ()
- "restore a saved purity test session"
- (interactive)
- (cond ((not (file-exists-p purity-test-save-file))
- (purity-test-pop-up "Error restoring save file"
- (concat purity-test-save-file
- " not found.")))
- (t
- (load-file purity-test-save-file)
- (cond ((not (string-equal purity-test-versionID
- purity-test-SAVE-versionID))
- (purity-test-pop-up "Error restoring save file"
- (concat "The saved file is for questions identified as \""
- purity-test-SAVE-versionID
- "\"
- while the questions of this test are \""
- purity-test-versionID
- ".")))
- (t
- (message "restoring ... ")
- (cond ((purity-test-skip-to purity-test-SAVE-question)
- (setq purity-test-question (1- purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-question-text (prin1-to-string purity-test-question))
- (setq purity-test-score purity-test-SAVE-score)
- (set-file-modes purity-test-save-file 128)
- (delete-file purity-test-save-file)
- (message "restoring ... done")
- (purity-test-next-question))
- (t
- (purity-test-pop-up "Error restoring save file"
- (concat "Could not skip to question "
- (prin1-to-sting purity-test-SAVE-question))))))))))
-
-
- (defun purity-test-skip-to (question-goal)
- (let ((purity-test-R-section 0)
- (purity-test-R-section-name "")
- (purity-test-R-section-text "")
- (purity-test-R-section-questions ())
- (purity-test-R-question 1)
- (purity-test-R-questions-text "")
- (purity-test-R-questions (cdr (purity-test-init-questions)))
- (cant-find nil))
- (while (and (< purity-test-R-question question-goal)
- (not cant-find))
- (setq purity-test-R-question (1+ purity-test-R-question))
- (cond ((and (null purity-test-R-section-questions)
- (null purity-test-R-questions))
- (setq cant-find t))
- (t
- (cond ((null purity-test-R-section-questions)
- (setq purity-test-R-section (1+ purity-test-R-section))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-questions (car purity-test-R-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-name (car purity-test-R-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-questions (cdr purity-test-R-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-text (car purity-test-R-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-questions (cdr purity-test-R-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-questions (cdr purity-test-R-questions))))))
- (setq purity-test-R-questions-text (car purity-test-R-section-questions))
- (setq purity-test-R-section-questions (cdr purity-test-R-section-questions)))
- (cond (cant-find
- nil)
- (t
- (setq purity-test-section purity-test-R-section)
- (setq purity-test-section-name purity-test-R-section-name)
- (setq purity-test-section-text purity-test-R-section-text)
- (setq purity-test-section-questions purity-test-R-section-questions)
- (setq purity-test-question purity-test-R-question)
- (setq purity-test-questions-text purity-test-R-questions-text)
- (setq purity-test-questions purity-test-R-questions)
- t))))
-
- (defun purity-test-mode ()
- "Major mode to administer the purity test. Keys are:
- \\{purity-test-mode-map}"
- (use-local-map purity-test-mode-map)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map " " 'purity-test-yes)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "?" 'describe-mode)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "S" 'purity-test-save)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "R" 'purity-test-restore)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "b" 'purity-test-backup)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "c" 'purity-test-current-score)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "d" 'purity-test-describe-section)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "e" 'purity-test-definitions)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "h" 'purity-test-history)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "i" 'purity-test-instructions)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "l" 'purity-test-liability)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "n" 'purity-test-no)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "s" 'purity-test-scoring)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "t" 'purity-test-title)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "q" 'purity-test-quit)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "w" 'purity-test-warranty)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "y" 'purity-test-yes)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "" 'purity-test-no)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "\C-x<CTRL-C>" 'purity-test-quit)
- (define-key purity-test-mode-map "\C-x<CTRL-S>" 'purity-test-save)
- (setq mode-name "Purity Test")
- (setq major-mode 'purity-test-mode)
- (setq mode-line-format '(""
- mode-name
- " question "
- purity-test-question-text
- " "
- purity-test-section-name)))
-
- (defun purity-test ()
- (interactive)
- (switch-to-buffer (get-buffer-create "*Purity Test*"))
- (setq buffer-read-only nil)
- (erase-buffer)
- (goto-char 0)
- (kill-all-local-variables)
- (setq buffer-read-only t)
- (setq purity-test-backup-ring ())
- (setq purity-test-score 0)
- (setq purity-test-section 0)
- (setq purity-test-section-name "")
- (setq purity-test-section-text "")
- (setq purity-test-section-questions ())
- (setq purity-test-question 0)
- (setq purity-test-question-text "")
- (setq purity-test-questions-text "")
- (setq purity-test-questions (purity-test-init-questions))
- ;; (setq purity-test-questions (purity-test-test-questions))
- (setq purity-test-versionID (car purity-test-questions))
- (setq purity-test-questions (cdr purity-test-questions))
- (purity-test-mode)
- (purity-test-title)
- (purity-test-instructions)
- (cond ((file-exists-p purity-test-save-file)
- (cond ((y-or-n-p "You have a saved test in progress. Resume it? ")
- (purity-test-restore))
- (t
- (purity-test-next-question))))
- (t
- (purity-test-next-question))))
-
-
- (defun purity-test-definitions ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Definitions"
- "All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
- subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
- happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
-
- The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
- masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.
-
- We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
- has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
- an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.
-
- We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
- failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a
- high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
- --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
- "))
-
- (defun purity-test-history ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Purity Test Genesis/History:"
- "Version 1 (100) Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for
- male, and one for female. Not much is known about this
- version. It was ported to CMU by ps in 1982.
- Version 2 (247) Spring 1983 - CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al.
- Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
- the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
- 250 questions, but got tired that night and said 'we'll think
- of three more tomorrow', and tomorrow never got there.
- Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
- First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
- former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden.
- Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Good correspondence
- of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
- version and version 2. Added Genesis/History section.
- Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
- Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
- destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
- Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
- Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
- Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
- Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
- copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up same bugs
- in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in verbose
- history section.
- Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
- Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400.
- Version 3.5B (400) on 18-Mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/ as
- Intermediate release, with footnotes integrated into main body
- of text and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in
- Fall, 1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend at
- MIT (where it all began), who hadn't seen any versions except
- the antique Version 1.
- Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd (CLARINET@YALEVM)
- Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history
- cleaned up.
- Version 4.0 (500) on 23-April-1988: Yale (Silliman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, mlm,
- and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question version
- expanded to 500 questions.
- Version 4.1 (500) in 1989 jkm and gwe from Univ. of Kentucky converted version
- 4.0 to LaTeX
- Version 4.1A (500) on 5-4-1989: Rutgers/rgm. Version 4.0 converted into GNU
- emacs lisp."))
-
- (defun purity-test-instructions ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Instructions for Use:"
- "This is a fairly long test consisting of five hundred questions. It starts out
- tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint).
- There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
- your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
- yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
- the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
- need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
- implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
- test is the test administrator; s/he readsd the questions out loud and
- everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to
- whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to
- the group to decide. However, each person's purity score should be made common
- knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
- rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
- who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home
- without it."))
-
- (defun purity-test-liability ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Disclaimer of Liability"
- "The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
- must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners'
- conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
- previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
- spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
- many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
- and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
- (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
- use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
- collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
- even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
- risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
- of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
- agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
- further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
- the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
- from use of the partner's facilities.
-
- As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
- partner, the customer understands and agrees that:
- (1) In the event of a transfer of use by another or anything else in the
- management's opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or
- nuisance, this service may be revoked without refund.
- (2) the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request,
- s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the
- pimp/spouse.
- (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you
- are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your
- sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A.,
- sections 2581 and 2582."))
-
- (defun purity-test-scoring ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Scoring"
- "In this version of the purity test, emacs will do all the math for you.
- But, if you had taken this test the old fashion way, you would have to
- follow these directions.
-
- Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containing
- lots of itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of
- workmanship, we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score.
- There are several methods; the calculator method works best. Also there is the
- a la mainframe method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.)
-
- Scoring method: Count 'yes' answers.
- Subtract that number from 500.
- Divide the result by 5.
- The result is your percentage purity.
-
- The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower the
- score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are.
-
- For your reference, we include calculator directions:
- For people with real calculators (HP):
- <# of NO answers> [ENTER] 5 /
- For people with other (dinky) calculators:
- <# of NO answers> / 5 ="))
-
- (defun purity-test-title ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up
- " THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
- P U R I T Y T E S T"
- " Version 4.0A (500)
- GNU Emacs Lisp Version
- 5-May-1989
-
- Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
- going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law on
- sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
- waste. Virginity can be cured.
-
- This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
- Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
- The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
- as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
- Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
- interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
- any of the actions contained herein.
-
- Hit '?' For instructions on how to take the test
-
- --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
- "))
-
- (defun purity-test-warranty ()
- (interactive)
- (purity-test-pop-up "Warranty Information"
- "We hope that you enjoy this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor
- does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better
- in bed or the haystack.
- The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages
- resulting from this test, including but not limited to paternity suits. Ask
- your doctor or pharmacist.
- Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
- Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the
- publisher; just don't edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the authors
- of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family, or
- fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state
- to state (i.e. inebriated, ecstacy).
- Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance discouraged and
- frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included. Some
- assembly may be required. Does not come with any other figures.
-
- Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents."))
- ;--
- ;
- ;
- ;From uakari!indri!ames!apple!rutgers!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!mende Tue Jul 18 05:53:54 PDT 1989
- ;Article 68 of comp.emacs:
- ;Path: ark1!uakari!indri!ames!apple!rutgers!aramis.rutgers.edu!athos.rutgers.edu!mende
- ;>From: mende@athos.rutgers.edu (Bob Mende)
- ;Newsgroups: gnu.emacs,comp.emacs,alt.sex
- ;Subject: purity.el (part 2)
- ;Message-ID: <Jul.17.23.48.37.1989.20841@athos.rutgers.edu>
- ;Date: 18 Jul 89 03:48:39 GMT
- ;Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
- ;Lines: 839
- ;Xref: ark1 gnu.emacs:43 comp.emacs:68
- ;
- ;here is part two.... the questions...
-
-
- (defun purity-test-test-questions ()
- '(
- "Purity Test Test Questions"
- ("section one"
- "This is what Section One is about"
- "question one")
- ("section two"
- "This is what Section two is about"
- "question two"
- "question three")
- ))
-
- (defun purity-test-init-questions ()
- "This function returns a list describing the questions to be used. The
- First Element is a string that is the question ID. All other elements are
- lists representing one section of the purity test. A section list contains
- a number of strings. The first is the name of the section. The second is
- the discription of the section. The rest are questions. Make sure that
- any questions do not have a double quote in them (use single quotes)."
- '(
- "Version 4.1A 5/6/1989 mende@athos.rutgers.edu"
- ("Platonic Relations"
- "For this section, if you are mostly a:
- - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
- by the word 'someone' or 'partner', is to be someone
- of the OPPOSITE gender.
- - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
- word 'someone' or 'partner', is to be someone of
- YOUR OWN gender.
- - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
- referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner', is to
- be someone of the OPPOSITE gender."
- "kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region
- as a friendly gesture?"
- "held hands with someone?"
- "had a date?"
- "had a date past 1 a.m.?"
- "dated someone on a regular basis?"
- "picked someone up?"
- "been picked up?"
- "gone steady?"
- "slow danced?"
- "had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?"
- "had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)?"
- "shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
- without anything steamy happening?"
- "given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?"
- "used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?"
- "directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
- never gone out with if they were a virgin?"
- "used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
- prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
- routine?"
- "secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?"
- "dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
- that they would pick up on it?"
- "written anonymous 'love letters' to someone (secret admirer, etc. That
- is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints)."
- )
- ("Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism"
- " Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
- events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the time.
- It was so named because these activities, like the harp, (and the
- porcelain goddess) are predominantly solo events."
- "had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.)"
- "been sexually aroused?"
- "uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
- expressed) obscenities?"
- "fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
- is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski
- instructors, and the like do not count.)"
- "fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
- with whom you are having a professional relationship?"
- "fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?"
- "fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?"
- "read or bought pornographic periodicals?"
- "ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?"
- "read sexually explicit literature?"
- "gone skinny dipping alone?"
- "made obscene phone calls?"
- "phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
- (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
- cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)"
- "phoned up any live phone sex numbers?"
- "stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
- male?"
- "shaved your genital pubic hair?"
- "shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?"
- "colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?"
- "shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?
- (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)"
- "masturbated?"
- "masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?"
- "masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
- fortnight?"
- "masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
- public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)"
- "masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby
- civilization?"
- "masturbated to orgasm?"
- "masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
- materials?"
- "masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,
- motorcycle, hearse, etc.)"
- "masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of 'on the
- phone'. This is legit.)"
- "masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?"
- "masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?"
- "seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)"
- "been to a peep show?"
- "been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?"
- "seen a pornographic movie in a theater?"
- "walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
- (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
- your undies after a shower doesn't count.)"
- "walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
- T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,
- lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms, bathrooms
- and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)"
- "bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
- of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design and
- function.)"
- "owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat
- woman scene in 'A Clockwork Orange.')"
- "written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?
- (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum [tm])"
- "sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples...)?"
- "eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)"
- "sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other
- carvable material that isn't food?"
- "made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman?"
- "tasted your own orgasmic liquids?"
- "inserted your finger into your rectum?"
- "used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually
- metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to
- feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted
- into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out.)"
- "performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible for most males,
- and even for some females.)"
- "willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the
- time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an
- accident.)"
- "willingly urinated on any part of your body?"
- "willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the
- time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)"
- "willingly defecated on yourself?"
- )
- ("Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters"
- "These questions deal actions that are not socially approved of, or are
- commonly frowned upon"
- "administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of
- administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you
- are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See 'Instructions
- for Use' for further information.)(having emacs do it for you does not
- count!)"
- "taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?"
- "lied on any previous Purity Tests?"
- "exaggerated about any sexual experiences?"
- "gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for an
- exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)"
- "broken your word, promise, or vow?"
- "lied to someone at someone else's request?"
- "lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?"
- "written graffitti?"
- "plagiarized?"
- "shoplifted?"
- "stolen?"
- "made out a check that bounced?"
- "used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?"
- "committed breaking and entering?"
- "seen a snuff film?"
- "read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?"
- "searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?"
- "told someone that you loved them when you did not?"
- "told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
- sex with them?"
- "fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were
- engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or
- mutual masturbation without their knowing it?"
- "used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of
- sex or oral sex?"
- "used drugs other than alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for
- the purpose of sex or oral sex?"
- "drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies
- and the like.)"
- "forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations
- with you?"
- "had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or
- more of the people involved were NOT aware of your actions?"
- "gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or
- more of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing?"
- "gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of
- them WERE aware you were doing it?"
- "urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)"
- "urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not
- originally designed for such purpose? Urinalysis incidents don't count."
- "urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
- commonly accepted piss hole? (in the kitchen sink, in the glove
- compartment of the family car...)"
- "urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height,
- above ground level, out of a building or off a bridge or any such
- permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?"
- "defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly
- accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
- access are nil do not count.)"
- "stored any excretia in a refrigerator, oven, or any food
- storage/preparation appliance?"
- "stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment,
- house, habitation, office, etc?"
- "entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the
- opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?"
- "mooned or flashed someone from the front?"
- "farted (audibly) in mixed company?"
- "streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
- in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?"
- "streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
- in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as a
- function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)"
- "been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)"
- "received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
- masturbation with someone?"
- "given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
- masturbation with someone?"
- "thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be,
- unintentionally pregnant?"
- "bought a home pregnancy test?"
- "bought condoms?"
- "borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's
- parents? (Condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)"
- "had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?"
- "lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?"
- "had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the
- legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?"
- "thought you had VD?"
- "had VD of any sort (VD, STD's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)"
- "had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?"
- "given a sympathy fuck?"
- "initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?"
- "willingly committed incest?"
- "committed adultery? (you need not have been the one who was married
- to get this point.)"
- "bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?"
- "stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than
- that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys
- invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not
- count.)"
- "intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it
- belonged to?"
- )
- ("Drugs"
- "These questions deal with both legal and illegal substances, their
- effects, and things you have done while under their influence"
- "had an alcoholic drink?"
- "been intoxicated?"
- "thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?"
- "passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol?"
- "forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?"
- "smoked tobacco? (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)"
- "chewed tobacco? (snuff)"
- "bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the
- DEA, in violation of the law?"
- "sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound
- scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?"
- "taken stimulants?"
- "taken depressants excluding alcohol?"
- "inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?"
- "inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?"
- "used a commercial aphrodisiac? (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops, powdered
- rhino horn, etc.)"
- "taken valium?"
- "smoked marijuana/sensemilia?"
- "smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?"
- "eaten marijuana/sensemilia?"
- "eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?"
- "taken opiate in any form?"
- "taken opiate in any form more than twice?"
- "used cocaine?"
- "used cocaine more than four times?"
- "injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than
- medical?"
- "injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than
- medical more than twice?"
- "taken Ecstasy/X?"
- "taken PCP?"
- "taken PCP more than twice?"
- "taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?"
- "taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?"
- "taken LSD more than six times?"
- "deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?"
- "played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
- getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.
- 'Who's got the pill', where half the cups (of soda) have LSD in them and
- the other half don't, and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders
- who gets lucky.)"
- "gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs? (alcohol
- counts)"
- "mixed drugs? (alcohol counts. Mixed meaning being under the influence of
- two or more drugs at once.)"
- "sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?"
- "had sex while under the influence of nitrous?"
- "had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult because of
- timing)"
- "had sex while under the influence of cocaine?"
- "had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?"
- "had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X?"
- "had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?"
- "had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not
- realize you were on them?"
- )
- ("Non Platonic Relations"
- "For this section, it you are mostly a:
- - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
- the word 'someone' or 'partner', is someone of the
- OPPOSITE gender.
- - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
- word 'someone' or 'partner', is to be someone of
- your OWN gender.
- - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred
- to by the word 'someone' or 'partner', is to be
- someone of the OPPOSITE gender."
- "propositioned someone for necking or petting?
- (petting is defined as any caressing, patting, stroking or fondling.)"
- "propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?"
- "french kissed?"
- "been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?"
- "kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?"
- "necked?"
- "petted above the waist?"
- "petted below the waist?"
- "kissed on the first date?"
- "necked on the first date?"
- "petted above the waist on the first date?"
- "petted below the waist on the first date?"
- "given a hickey?"
- "received a hickey?"
- "worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
- turtlenecks)"
- "fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?"
- "fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?"
- "fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?"
- "had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?"
- "been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?"
- "had your fingers licked or sucked?"
- "had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
- nibbled?"
- "licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?"
- "licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?"
- "fondled someone who was asleep?"
- "given a back massage with ulterior motives?"
- "given a back massage that led to something steamier?"
- "seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
- lighting conditions?"
- "been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
- conditions?"
- "been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?"
- "bathed or showered with someone?"
- "let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
- it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
- broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn't count, no matter how
- cute s/he was.)"
- "gone skinny dipping in mixed company?"
- "been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed
- breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?"
- "been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare
- breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?"
- "licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?"
- "had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?"
- "petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's
- covered genitals?"
- "had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
- handled?"
- "petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare
- genitals?"
- "had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
- handled?"
- "had an orgasm while petting?"
- "given your partner an orgasm while petting?"
- "given finger scratch marks?"
- "received finger scratch marks?"
- "drawn blood by scratching during sex?"
- "drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn
- blood)"
- "given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?"
- "performed oral sex?"
- "received oral sex?"
- "swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?"
- "done sixty-nine ?"
- "performed mutual masturbation?"
- "had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)"
- "had sex on the first date?"
- "had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm,
- prayer, and hope methods counts as 'without the use of birth control
- devices'.)"
- "had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)"
- "had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and *still* don't
- know)"
- "had sex with someone whose face you never saw?"
- "had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20
- years?"
- "had sex with someone not of your own race?"
- "had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
- cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)"
- )
- ("Non Primary Choice Relations"
- " This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
- people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
- section of the test, if you are mostly a:
- - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
- word 'someone' or 'partner', is to be someone of your
- OWN gender.
- - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
- word 'someone' or 'partner', is someone of the
- OPPOSITE gender.
- - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
- referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner', is to
- be someone of your OWN gender."
- "held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?"
- "kissed someone on the lips?"
- "french kissed someone?"
- "necked?"
- "petted?"
- "received manual sex?"
- "given manual sex?"
- "received oral sex?"
- "given oral sex?"
- "had sex?"
- "had sex with a virgin? (not yourself.)"
- "had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20
- years?"
- "had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this
- case would also count.)"
- "been involved in fist-fucking?"
- "done 69? (simultaneous oral sex.)"
- "propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,
- or mutual masturbation?"
- "had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't
- know.)"
- "had sex with someone whose face you never saw?"
- "been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped
- verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender;
- spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different
- gender.)"
- "been a judge in a who's-physically-better-equipped contest?"
- "gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "fondled someone who was asleep?"
- "attempted to seduce someone?"
- "allowed yourself to be seduced?"
- "had an orgasm while petting?"
- "gave your partner an orgasm while petting?"
- "had an orgasm at all?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?"
- "stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?"
- "stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?"
- "stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?"
- "stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?"
- "stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
- someone else?"
- "stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
- else?"
- "had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race?"
- "been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?"
- "been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex? (4
- or more people, partners must be exchanged.)"
- )
- ("Alternate Choices"
- " For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
- is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications
- or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual
- gratification. In other words, have you done it in a serious basis?
- Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count."
- "been decidedly heterosexual?"
- "been decidedly homosexual?"
- "been decidedly bisexual?"
- "practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)?"
- "practiced transvesticism?"
- "practiced sadism ?"
- "practiced masochism ?"
- "practiced bondage?"
- "practiced domination?"
- "practiced submission?"
- "practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)?"
- "practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of
- feces or filth for sexual excitement)?"
- "practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person
- or the need to rub against another stranger)?"
- "practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers
- or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a
- baby)?"
- "practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?"
- "practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)?"
- "practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as
- sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)?"
- "practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and
- watching sexual activity openly, not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)?"
- "practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste
- of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)?"
- "practiced role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard,
- well endowed co-ed, etc.)?"
- "owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?"
- "been a foot fetishist to any degree?"
- "been a leather fetishist to any degree?"
- "been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree?"
- "been a voyeur?"
- "been an exhibitionist?"
- )
- ("Group Sexual Relations"
- " This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the
- group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders. In
- questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least
- one person in the group who is of the opposite gender."
- "listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?"
- "told dirty jokes in mixed company?"
- "discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation
- during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.)"
- "watched a porn movie in mixed company?"
- "watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?"
- "played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?"
- "played a game which may require you or others to perform an
- action on another participant?"
- "been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time
- while all of you were nude?"
- "had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)"
- "had sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)"
- "had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?"
- "had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?"
- "been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex?"
- "walked in on others having sex (committed an 'oops') and then joined in?"
- "had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (not necessarily
- at the same time.)"
- "had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a
- person and his/her sibling? (not necessarily at the same time.)"
- "been involved in a two (or more) in one? (oral & anal or vaginal & anal
- counts. But no fingers - we're talking the real thing here.)"
- "been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while
- it's hot.)"
- "been in a circle of fuck?"
- "been in a 69 circle?"
- "been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?"
- "played naked Twister [tm] (with or without oil)?"
- "participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex?
- (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)"
- "participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more;
- partners must be exchanged.)"
- "propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?"
- "been propositioned for group sex?"
- "participated in a fuck-a-thon? (Where the object is to see how
- many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)"
- )
- ("Non sentient objects"
- " This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to
- actions and events which occurred while you were alone, as well as those
- which occurred while you were with someone else."
- "used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general
- shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?"
- "masturbated using the aid of food?"
- "eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?"
- "eaten a lab dissection?"
- "inserted food into your or someone else's anus?"
- "eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's
- anus?"
- "received an enema for a purpose other than medical?"
- "received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer,
- urine, windex)?"
- "actually measured your own or someone else's penis? (i.e., actually
- grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)"
- "used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
- masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)"
- "used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of
- tickling?"
- "used tickling as a form of *arousal*?"
- "used ice for sexual purposes?"
- "used ice for something frozen as a dildo? (ice cubes don't count here -
- icicles, popsicles, and the like. Penetration.)"
- "used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?"
- "used whipped cream for sexual purposes?"
- "used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?"
- "had sex in front of or under a mirror?"
- "put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey
- or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it?"
- "used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing,
- or any like substance for sexual purposes?"
- "used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage
- purposes?"
- "used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?"
- "worn edible underwear/lingerie?"
- "eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?"
- "worn a leather/grore suit?"
- "worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?"
- "been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?"
- "used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?"
- "worn a collar and/or leash?"
- "been completely tied down (spreadeagled, hogtied, etc.)?"
- "tied someone down completely?"
- "had sex while you or your partner was tied up?"
- "used nipple clips (clothespins count)?"
- "pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples,
- labia, head of penis)?"
- "found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing?"
- "had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child?"
- "used an inflatable doll?"
- "humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in
- the wall, sausage, banana, etc?"
- "had sex or oral sex with a dead person?"
- "inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive
- or dead.)"
- "had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal?"
- "watched animals having sex?"
- "been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?"
- "attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a
- live animal, but failed?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?
- (Dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.)"
- "had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm
- animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)"
- "mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures?"
- "had sex with a live animal? (Any size.)"
- "received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)"
- "gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)"
- "had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type
- animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)"
- "had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the
- presence of 1 or more other people?"
- "cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
- purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the like
- don't count.)"
- "cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
- purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? (Plays and the like
- still don't count - this is for a sexual purpose)."
- "stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your
- sexual purpose?"
- "had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?
- (Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)"
- "worn groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)"
- "eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed
- piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear
- was not being worn at the time?"
- "deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal
- underwear while it was not being worn at the time?"
- "been gagged with someone's underwear? (not your own)"
- "played in or with shit?"
- "worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has
- already been used by someone else?"
- )
- ("Locality"
- "This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It
- applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else."
- "necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar,
- Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
- of religion?"
- "necked or petted in a place of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery,
- etc.)"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
- of the dead?"
- "necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, body
- bag, etc.)"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
- contraption of the dead?"
- "had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)?"
- "necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS
- THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (car, station
- wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
- moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds
- net unladen gross weight?"
- "necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000
- pounds net unladen gross weight? (truck, tank, armored car, steam-
- roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
- land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross
- weight?"
- "had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land-
- based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster,
- monorail, Disneyland ride, etc.)"
- "necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
- in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium? (Rowboat,
- surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.) (For this question it only counts if
- the thing was in the water at the time.)"
- "necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
- in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium LESS THAN 80
- feet in length? (Yacht, PT boat, windsurfer, Sunfish, etc.)"
- "necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
- in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium MORE THAN 80
- feet in length? (Cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear
- submarine, etc.)"
- "necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
- in an aircraft? (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin,
- space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)"
- "had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?"
- "had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?"
- "had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table,
- desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for
- sitting or as a table/desk? (Television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic
- photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was
- not designed for such activities?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any
- building-internal people moving device?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?"
- "had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some
- kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other
- natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock
- overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative
- shielding structure?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is
- acceptable.)"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the
- prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding
- you) was below the freezing point of water?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
- masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled
- bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall,
- torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water?
- (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)"
- "had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)?"
- "had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the
- opposite sex?"
- "gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex?"
- )
- ("Sexual Style"
- "These questions deal with the 'stylishness' of your sexuality."
- "watched while someone else masturbated?"
- "been watched while masturbating?"
- "orgasmed on somebody?"
- "orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you
- if you are female?"
- "had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several
- people orgasming on someone else?"
- "been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning
- device?"
- "been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?
- (Nitrous oxide does not count.)"
- "willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex,
- oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "physically watched others having sex?"
- "watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual
- masturbation with someone else?"
- "taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex,
- oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?"
- "willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or
- mutual masturbation?"
- "talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral
- sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever
- might have been listening in?"
- "intentionally made 'animal' noises during sex?"
- "had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while
- you were involved in sex or oral sex?"
- "had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (House on
- fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your
- dwelling, etc.)"
- "had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?"
- "taken nude pictures of someone else?"
- "had nude pictures of you taken?"
- "placed a personal ad?"
- "answered a personal ad?"
- "been involved in breast fucking? (aka 'The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck')"
- "participated in fist-fucking? (see 'Caligula')"
- "shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of a
- sexual activity?"
- "had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?"
- "been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
- (hickies do not count.)"
- "bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?"
- "orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?"
- "had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved
- runs dry?"
- "disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?"
- "had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex
- while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?"
- "had sex doggie fashion?"
- "had sex in the female superior position?"
- "had sex sitting up?"
- "had sex standing up?"
- "had sex upside-down?"
- "gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for
- re-entry?"
- "fallen asleep during sex?"
- "woken up to someone having sex with you?"
- "had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious?"
- "given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh?"
- "been on the receiving of anal sex?"
- "been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)?"
- "had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?"
- "had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?"
- "had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?"
- "had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation
- while someone other than your partner was watching?"
- "had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical
- instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other
- words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?"
- "performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?"
- "kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing
- teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?"
- "inflicted pain during sex?"
- "been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?"
- "had sex during the woman's period?"
- "foot masturbated someone?"
- "been foot masturbated?"
- "tongue bathed someone?"
- "been tongue bathed?"
- "licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?"
- "had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?"
- "licked someone's anus?"
- "licked someone's anus while they were defecating?"
- "performed oral sex while the person was urinating?"
- "drank your own urine?"
- "tasted or drank someone else's urine?"
- "drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?"
- "drank human blood?"
- "tasted someone else's nasal mucous?"
- "been involved in a golden shower?"
- "swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?"
- "used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?"
- "ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test
- score?"
- "bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?"
- "participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?"
- "become interested in someone only after hearing about their Purity Test
- score?"
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