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- | Terrorist Home Companion V |_______________________________________________
- | "The day we make contact" |
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- | By: Soft Jock and The Dead Kennedy db ---- ----- db |
- | qp Silicon Valley..504-241-3452 qp |
- | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 db Pistop..........504-774-7126 db |
- |This file written in remembrance of Bug qp both 3/12 10m BBS/AE/CF qp |
- | Byter and Soft Jock (MCI, R.I.P.) db db |
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- With World War III knocking on our door, I feel it is every persons
- right to be able to protect and defend his or her's investments. With the
- Government making it almost impossible for the average person to have a decent
- weapon, I guess that only means that you will have to make them yourself. So,
- I've come back with a few more ideas, both serious and prank.
-
- Fire Grenade Launcher
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-
- First, you will need a 12 or 16 gauge shotgun. You must mount two
- T=ygs to it and make it like a tripod with the stock being the third
- leg. Take a shell and hacksaw off the front part with the shot in
- it. Place the modified shell in the chamber. Take a long piece of
- circular wood (like a broomstick) and shove it in through the barell.
- Make sure it is at least touching the shell (don't push too hard
- unless you want a broomstick through your head!). Next, mount a
- small rubber platform on the end of the stick. Securely fasten a
- molotov cocktail the the platform (coke bottle filled with gas,
- oil, detergent, and an oily rag in the top). Light the rag and pull
- the trigger. With practice, you can shoot this thing wih amazing
- accuracy.
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- Explosive Ideas
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-
- Everyone has made a bomb and just lit it and watched it go boom.
- there are ways to get more out of your boom. If you take something
- like sandbags or bags of cement and lay them on top or on the sides
- of your bomb, the result will be much more damaging and will create
- a smoke screen (if you use something like cement or flour and not
- rocks or sand).
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- Itching Powder
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-
- I know this is no Anarchy, but ideas are running low. This, however,
- makes a great practical joke! Get some fiberglass insulation (either
- by punching a hole in your wall and removing it, or by going to a
- construction sight and lifting it). Grind it up good (for large
- amounts, I suggest something like a blender). Now just place this
- pink powder anywhere you wish. This is better than the stuff you can
- buy in the store. I got some asshole in the movies and he itched
- all throughout the show. Don't ask me why I had itching powder in
- the movies, but it did work.
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- Rain Detination
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- Here's an easy way to let mother nature help you set off a few bombs
- (they must be ELECTRICAL). If it's raining out, place 2 test leads
- into a cup (or 2 wires), each on opposite sides, so that they are
- touching the bottom of the cup. Next place some metalic substance
- (that DOES conduct electricity) in the bottom (not too much! Don't
- connect the wires!). Wire up your favorite bomb around this leaving
- the only break in the circuit in the bottom of the cup. When it rains
- enough, the water will begin to fill cup, mix with the metal, and act
- as a bridge for the electricity. If all was set up correctly, your
- device should go off. In the event of no rain, just use one of those
- Solar Cells (obtainable from Radio Shack) and connect it to a solar
- igniter (this must be a FIRE type bomb with a fuse!). Connect the
- igniter to the fuse, set the bomb in a shady place (that is soon
- to be in the light), and leave. All should go as planned.
-
-
- Whistler Bomb
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-
- Do you have one of those asshole coaches in your school always
- blowing that damn whistle at you? If so, here's an idea that will
- shut his ass up for a while. First, make a small batch of your
- favorite friction sensitive explosive (see early "Terrorist Home
- Companion" files written by me and a few other aRu members). Fill
- his whistle up with it (not a whole bunch or he'll notice. Just enough
- so it will make a boom he will never forget. Now, go be an asshole on
- the field and wait for his to give it a good blow. "Gee coach, how did
- you get shrapnel in your face?"
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- Exploding Pipe
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-
- So you have that asshole teacher or mean old man on the block who
- smokes a (cough, cough) pipe. Or maybe even your favorite weedhead.
- Steal the guys pipe (like from his car). If it is a good pipe, you
- should be able to pull it into 2 pieces. Clean it out (with a pipe
- cleaner, they're cheap). Run a fuse from the bowl back to where the
- pipe goes back together. Place a small explosive inside the tube
- where the smoke comes through to the mouth and wire it up to the
- fuse. Next, replace the burnt tobacco that was in the bowl and put
- it back where you got it from. "What's wrong, not getting enough
- drag? Maybe you should suck harder. Boom!"
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- | | Terrorist Home Companion part V "The day we make contact" | |
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- | | (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | |
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- | | "Anarchists don't die, they just lose their cars and re-group" | |
- | | -Soft Jock | |
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