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- Harmful additives are a formidable weapon against machinery, people, and
- processes. Additives perform one or more of the following:
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- 1) Corrosion...sulfuric acid, for example, will corrode the gutter, eaves, and
- downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a building surface or floor and
- kill a lawn.
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- 2) Contamination...copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a public or
- corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a steam boiler if
- you're more serious abou⌠L[¡YÉmatter.
-
- 3) Abrasion...introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins, to
- automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial
- machinery, will create frictional havoc.
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- 4) Impurities...adding sugar to gasoline greates harmful carbon from the
- burning sugar, stopping the engine.
-
- Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could even be
- beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soap-laden
- munchies or drinks will really keep him moving.
-
- During my stay as an invited guest of Uncle Sam I recall some dirty
- tricksters' making an action statement against being in KP. They liberally
- coated various pans and cooking vessels with GI soap. They washed mugs with a
- lot of soap, then neglected to rinse them before letting the utensils dry.
- Later, when some drinkable potion like milk or coffee was poured into the mug
- by some unsuspecting mark, the soap was activated. Whoosh!
-
- Soap is also a very effective additive to containers in which food is
- prepared. The secret is to disguise the taste. Various other additives will
- do that and other tricks.
-
- A horny old pharmacist, Doctor Frank Pittlover, claims there really is a
- working aphrodisiac. His is almost as esoteric as the fake stuff you read
- about in men's magazines. Here's what Doctor Pittlover says: "It's known as
- yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, O3N2), an obscure sex stimulant that
- operates on the central nervous system. It was the aphrodisiac used by the
- CIA in their MK/ULTRA scam." It is not on the Central Substances Act list
- --yet--and it is classed as a "veterinary aphrodisiac." That means you can
- get it openly from a pharmaceutical supply source. What you do with it after
- you get it is probably your own business.
-
- There are other references to and uses of additives in many other topical
- areas of your revenge...many more than could be indexed here.
-
- "Take tea and see" is a good advertising slogan that should also alert
- the dirty trickster to some additives brought to our attention by herbal-tea
- producers. Two common products of many herbal teas have side effects that the
- trickster could define only as delightful. First, some teas contain the
- leaves, flowers, and the bark of senna plant, a tropical shrub related to our
- bean plant. The dried leaves, bark, and flowers of this plant are a mighty
- powerful laxative. Chamomile flowers are also popular in herbal teas.
- Related to ragweed and goldenrod, chamomile can produce severe reactions in
- people sensitive to plants of that family.
-
- The trick in both cases is to obtain extracts of both products and use
- them in concentrated enough additive form to create the desired effect.
-
- Meanwhile, from the other end, Doctor Christopher Garwood Doyle has a
- prescription that could really get amark moving. Syrup of ipecac is a common
- purgative, easily available. Here's how Doctor Goyle uses it.
-
- "Your mark is with you or your agent somewhere having a few drinks," the
- doctor outlines. "Presumably, the mark is drinking something sweet and heavy,
- like rum and Coke. When the mark goes to the bathroom or is otherwise out of
- the area, mix one tablespoon of syrup in ipecac in with the drink.
-
- "You now have a fifteen-minute waiting--or escaping, if you prefer--
- period for the mixture to get active. After that, bombs away! The mark will
- begin violent projectile vomiting, which really messes up the nearby
- environment and anyone else who happens to be the way.
-
- "We first did this in medical school, using to get back at a classmate
- who'd turned us in to officials for having an after-hours party in our dorm
- with women and booze. They threw the book at us because we were supposed to
- be mature medical students.
-
- "The student who did this fancied himself as a real boozer," Doctor Doyle
- explained, "but he really was a hell of a hypocrite about it and really played
- pious when he turned us in. So we figured he who tattles about booze shall
- also toss his booze."
-
- Doctor Doyle reports that this additive will work easily with
- non-alcoholic drinks, too. He says the secret is to select a carrier drink
- that will hide the taste and consistency of the syrup.
-
- Another good remedy for a hotshot is cascara sagrada, made from the dried
- root of a thorny shrub found on the American West Coast. It produces violent
- diarrhea. Once, Joe Kascaba introduced some cascara sagranda into a mark's
- orange juice. The mark was with his girlfriend and her parents in their
- family car. He had the "juiced" orange juice about ten minutes before getting
- into the car.
-
- Kascaba reminisced, "The stuff's fast acting, and we were lucky to have
- the girlfriend's brother as our ally, to report the action. It hit the mark
- about six minutes into the trip, and in another minute he didn't even have
- time to yell for them to pull over. He just started letting go with loud,
- wet, explosive bursts.
-
- "This is all in full witness of his girlfriend and her family in a
- tightly packed auto. He couldn't get stopped, either. They took him to a
- hospital, but by then the additive was through his system and the storm had
- subsided. That surely is super powerful stuff."
-
- Kascaba explained why he had taken action this explosive action, saying,
- "The guy was a real creep. He was always trying to make out with other girls,
- and since he wasn't very smooth, he used to get them drunk. This was always
- with other girls, of course--his regular girlfriend knew nothing about all of
- this.
-
- "Well, one night he pulled this crap on a friend of mine, got her drunk,
- messed around...she got this feeling all guilty and emotional, then got sick
- --puked, in fact. He thought he was macho stuff and gave her hell for it.
-
- "We figured if he was going to act like such a shit...well, I'm sure you
- understand...."
-
- The above trick is suggested to be used in such a place so that your mark
- can not easily reach a bathroom within a few minutes after the attack hits.
- This will cause him to literally shit his pants and drip at the heels.
-
- As a final note, Kascaba says not to use this powerful additive with
- older folks, because it weaken them to the point of very seroius medical
- complications such as dehyrdration which may kill them. Have some respect for
- the elderly, think of your grandmother!
-
- The following trick is technically a substitution and not an additive: I
- know of one person who visited her mark's home and emptied the hair
- conditioner out of his bottle, then poured Neet hair remover into the
- conditioner bottle. She knew that Operation Substitute was a bald success
- when she saw her mark in a local store several weeks later, wearing a large
- scarf on his head.
-
- Vinegar makes a great substitute for nose drops or in nasal-spray
- devices. One especially nasty person also suggested it for use in eye drops.
- I'm not sure about that one though, sight's a precious thing. You'd better
- reserve that one for a very deserving person that shot your dog, wrecked your
- computer, busted you for phreaking, etc.
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- Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you deplane.
- Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her retrieve your bags
- from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your bags. Before your
- friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get your claim checks
- back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend half an hour waiting
- for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report your "missing" luggage,
- showing your claim checks as proof. Very few flights ever have a clerk
- actually check the baggage and collect claim checks. It's foolish, but they
- don't. Make a polite, but firm scene and demand satisfaction. Normally, the
- airline people will have you fill out a form and they will attempt to find
- your luggage. Obviously, they won't find it. Bug them some...write them
- letters. Soon, you should get a good settlement from the airline. Don't try
- to pull this one on the same airline more than once!
-
- Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do a lot of
- personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to use airline
- travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.
-
- You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a switchblade
- in to your mark's pocket just before he goes through the metal detector at the
- airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his pocket at the same
- time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the technique for doing this.
- It's quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but totally bogus hijack scenario
- plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist attacks in airport
- bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real security
- people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers create
- unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines. Naturally, the blame
- for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has really been bugging you
- it's about time to get even!
-
- Leaving the airlines and aiming for individual mark, you can do a lot of
- personal damage. For instance, if you find that your mark is going to use
- airline travel and there are only a few travel agents in town, you could call
- until you find the correct one and cancel the reservations. Or if you know
- the name of the airline, call their office and cancel the mark's reservations.
-
- You might try to slip a couple of rounds of pistol ammunition or a
- switchblade knife into your mark's pocket just before he goes through the
- metal detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into
- his pocket at the same time. Read a book on pickpocketing to note the
- technique for doing this. It's quite easy since you are placing stuff back.
-
- Bill Cutcheon sometimes poses as a Moonie, Hare Krishna devotee, or other
- cultist and goes to airports. His goal is to act like a completely obnoxious
- fool. He really hams it up, usually getting tossed out after totally grossing
- out the passengers. The heat, of course, falls equally on the cults and on
- the airport for letting "them" behave like that.
-
- Another Cutcheon stunt is to leave accurate-looking but totally bogus
- hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders for terrorists attacks in
- airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real
- security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers
- create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.
-
- Naturally, thew blame for these plans must focus on the original
- perpetrator of Cutcheon's problems. He says, "If some nut group's been
- hassling me for money, messing in my neighborhood, or otherwise being
- obnoxious, I'll leave evidence to pin the hijack or bomb rap on them. I got
- back at a motorcycle gang by doing this once, after they had sideswiped
- my truck and refused to pay damages."
-
- He also explains that this is a good vengeance grabber against an airport
- facility that has offended you.
-
- Mitch Egan of San Francisco doesn't like cultist panhandlers harassing
- people at airports, so he founded the Fellowship to Resist Organized Groups
- Involved in Exploitation, or FROGIE. Egan and his friends use those little
- metal clickers shaped like frogs to ward of religious solicitors.
-
- According to Egan, thousands of people across the country are now armed
- with the little metal frogs, and when a religious panhandler approaches, they
- whip out the clicker and "Click, click, click!" the pest away.
-
- "In San Francisco, I saw two hundred people clicking away at a Krishna,"
- Egan remarked. "They blew her right out of her socks."
-
- He adds, "If God wants a dollar from me, he can ask for it. I'm not
- against religion, but I'm fed up with organized beggars."
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- Relief is just a click away.
-
- I knew a chap who became annoyed at a Krishna who followed him out of the
- Indianapolis airport, verbally abusing him for not making a contribution.
- Having surreptitiously "armed and primed" himself, our hero suddenly stopped,
- whipped around, and pissed all over the startled harridan. After the few
- necessary seconds of attack, he calmly replaced himself, zipped up, and walked
- away. A bemused security cop nearby tried to hide his laughter.
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- If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should easily
- pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some farm
- animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog fight
- that's being held at your mark's home. Explain that you have no morals
- against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the
- fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that some people
- are holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the reporters and SPCA
- and tell them all about the fight. Mention that your mark and the cops have
- a payoff relationship. Give everyone the same general arrival time, never be
- too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of show up at the same time. You might
- manipulate things so the press and animal lovers show up first. Even if a
- real story doesn't develop, you have scattered some strong seeds of distrust.
- If you want a stronger story, find a dead dog on the road or something and
- plant it near by and tell the reporters and SPCA where to find the evidence.
- It will be fun to hear your mark and the cops talk about everything to the
- reporters.
-
- Dead animals are very useful. Wait until your mark goes on a trip and will
- be leaving his car or house empty for several days. Get into the car
- or house and stuff very large and very dead animals everywhere. Your mark will
- probably have to sell his car and fumigate his house when he returns.
-
- If you are bothered by big dogs chasing you just take a good quality
- plastic water pistol and fill it with freshly squeezed lemon juice. Shoot
- the furball right in the eyes and it'll soon stop the canine harassment.
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- ║ │ APARTMENTS │ ║
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- Your mark lives in an apartment? A squirt or so of Eastman 910 or a
- similar type glue into the lock can screw up the mark's trying to get back
- into the apartment after an evening on the town. It's best to save this one
- until late evening or on a weekend. Of course, this same stunt would work on
- a house, but an apartment lockout disturbance causes more of a public scene.
-
- If the mark's apartment is an older building with wooden door frames and
- you can work quitly and quickly at night, you can lock him/her in the
- apartment from the outside. Quietly fix a hasp and keeper on the door and
- frame using wooden screws. Then slap a padlock on the new fixture. It
- creates a great deal of frustration if that door is the only way out of the
- apartment. Do it late Saturday night so the discovery is made on Sunday
- morning when it's impossible to get help.
-
- Run a classified ad offering to sublet the mark's apartment. You can
- list either the mark's telephone number or that of his/her landlord. As
- usual, make the contact hour for very early in the morning "because of
- shift-work schedule."
-
- You might want to make a "milk run" to the mark's apartment very early on
- several mornings and place a whole bunch of empty booze bottles outside his or
- her door. This works well in ritzy apartments where the neighbors are snobs.
- How do you get by the security people? One way is to pose as a delivery
- person, a service person, a building inspector, or someone on a work crew.
- You can also hire an accomplice in the building, or you can bribe the door
- guard.
-
- Suppose you are the victim of a nasty landlord who evicts you for no good
- reason. There are lots of legal ways to get your tenant's rights, but there
- are also many quasi-legal and illegal ways that are much more fun. For
- example, you could simply "sublet" the place, on your own, to a bunch of
- dopers, bikers, drunks, hookers, runaways, or twenty-four-hour party throwers.
- Make this extracuricular subletting your going-away surprise.
-
- Another person I know went to the local animal shelter on several
- different days and got a total of fifteen cats for twenty-five dollars. He
- bought a bunch of cat food and a bushel basket of fish, and filled his bathtub
- with water for them. He then nailed every window and door shut from the
- inside before crawling out the tiny casement window in the basement. He had
- previously nailed the basement door shut behind him. Obviously, he had moved
- his things out several days previously. His eviction notice was effective the
- next day, but the landlord didn't check on the house for five days. My God,
- what a mistake that man made. To say that that cat house was an uninhabitable
- mess is an understatement.
-
- Tim Carroll was tossed out of his apartment by the landlady because one
- of Tim's many lady friends stayed over for the whole entire evening. This
- upset the old biddy who owened the building, and being a staunch, God-fearing
- charter member of the DAR, she canceled his lease and ordered him to leave the
- building.
-
- Displeased with the abitrary and unilateral treatment and the upheaveal
- caused by her dubious moral judgement, Tim didn't get angry; he got even. He
- had a trusted friend place a large sign in a hallway window of the landlady's
- apartment building. The seventh-floor window faced a busy business street,
- and the sign was quite visible to many hundreds of people.
-
- The sign read: TIM CARROLL SUCKS.
-
- The landlady didn't see the sign, so two days later, Tim's friend
- positioned another sign, this time in a sixth-floor-hall window.
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- The second sign read: TIM CARROLL IS A FAG.
-
- The landlady saw both signs and removed them. Two days later, she got a
- letter from Tim, with a picture enclosed showing her building with the signs
- easily visible. The letter was Tim's complaint about personal slander and
- harassment. He asked her please to desist.
-
- Sometime early the next morning, in time for rush-hour morning traffic, a
- new sign went up in the window: TIM CARROLL BLOWS DEAD BEARS.
-
- At 8:30 A.M., the unsuspecting landlady recieved a call from an attorney
- friend of Tim's, citing the original slander and warning the woman against
- further incidents. Shaken, she swore her innocence. Ten minutes after
- hanging up, he called back, sounding furious because Tim had just called him
- about the latest sign. Flabbergasted, the old lady swore she would remove it
- and loudly proclaim her innocence.
-
- Another sign went up that afternoon in time for rush-hour the other way:
- TIM CARROLL IS A FLAMING HETEROSEXUAL.
-
- The landlady got the lawyer's call just after dark, when the sign was no
- longer visible. She was almost in tears because of his threats to sue. She
- begged to just talk to Tim, to tell him none of this was her doing. The
- attorney told her that he had advised his client to have no further
- discussions with her.
-
- The next day's sign read: FOR A GOOD LAY, CALL TIM CARROLL.
-
- That evening, a new sign went up. The landlady, frantic, according to
- Tim's friend who was putting up the signs, got to it fifteen minutes after it
- went up. The attorney called her five minutes after she go back to her own
- apartment.
-
- Tim related, "You might feel almost sorry for the old lady, except that
- she had told me earlier that she was going to keep my security deposit and
- that I would have to forfeit the month's rent I had paid in advance because I
- had violated the morality clause in my lease. The was no such clause. I
- found out she had done this same thing to two other guys a year before and
- some guys before that. She also tossed out a couple because they weren't
- married. She'd come into your room when you were gone and snoop, too. That
- bugged me."
-
- No signs went up for the next three days, although the woman checked the
- windows every twenty minutes or so. On the fourth day, hundreds of passersby,
- accustomed to the signs weren't disappointed.
-
- The new sign read: TIM CARROLL'S WHOREHOUSE.
-
- Although it took her an hour to discover and remove it, the lawyer friend
- of Tim's didn't call until the next morning, when a new sign was in the
- window: WHOREHOUSE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. The landlady's telephone number was
- listed.
-
- A second sign was placed on the sixth-floor window underneath: TIM
- CARROLL COULDN'T BEAT THE COMPETITION.
-
- In his best tones, the attorney explained that enough was enough and that
- on behalf of his client, Mr. Carroll, he would be filing an action. The woman
- was distraught. He told her to have her attorney present for a meeting at
- three the following afternoon. He asked her who attorney was and said the
- meeting should be in his office. Tim and his attorney postponed this meeting
- several times, then told the woman that since she had stopped putting up the
- signs, they would hold the suit in limbo for the time.
-
- Reportedly, she monitored the halls and windows of that building
- regularly for five months. But more importantly, she also left her tenants to
- their own moral lives.
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