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- INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH STREET - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008
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- Version 3.1 ██ ██ Version 3.1
- ██ CompuFreebies ██
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- Louis Puccio - President, Infolist. Author.
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- New update! Now includes game demo disks
- """"""""""" and free magazine.
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- MARGINS FORMAT - top margin:.5", bottom: .5", left/right:.3".
-
- Thanks for selecting this shareware file!
- This listing has something for virtually all computer users.
- 'CompuFreebies' is a valuable source of free promotional
- items, information, product/technical help, and many other
- things for computer users. Names and descriptions of
- everything offered are included and is very easy to use. A
- major computer monthly - PC SOURCES - has reviewed an earlier
- registered version of 'Freebies' in their April '91 issue New
- Products section. The magazine staff felt it would benefit
- their readers and was carefully considered among hundreds of
- new products. This is not a novelty or gimmick item to be
- thrown away or used up.
-
- The resources offered here, knowledge gained and contacts
- made will continue to be helpful for years. This is one of
- the few shareware products that offers much more value in
- material items and learning opportunity than the price paid.
- Our registered version (described later in detail) is the
- largest centralized source of demo-disks and free
- computer-related items in the U.S. available on disk. This
- file you have now has 2 parts. The first part lists companies
- offering general free items. The 2nd part lists companies
- offering 10 free videos.
-
- ┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐
- │ REGISTRATION INFO - Page 15. │
- │ Registered version shows how to get free │
- │ ADOBE TYPE MANAGER for WINDOWS. No cost! │
- │ No 'catches.' Sold for $100.00 + in stores!│
- └────────────────────────────────────────────┘
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- Note: This file ┌────────────────────────────────┐ Note: This
- file is NOT to │ BBS, shareware co. owners, club│ NOT to be
- be posted on │ Presidents. See Page 26. │ posted on
- any BBS │ │ any BBS.
- └────────────────────────────────┘
- ┌───────────────────────────────┐
- │ See page 27 for information │ See page 33 for a
- │ on how to use the games found │ collection of jokes.
- │ on this disk. │
- └───────────────────────────────┘
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- - 2 -
- (c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
- file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone
- (EXCEPT onto electronic bulletin board systems) provided
- that no changes are made to this text file. Make as many
- copies as necessary. Price not to exceed $9.00 per copy.
-
- HOW IS THIS TEXT FILE ORGANIZED
-
- All companies offering free items are organized by software
- categories. In each software category (word processing,
- database, desktop publishing, games, magazines, spreadsheet,
- etc.) you'll find a company offering a free item.
-
- ABOUT ACTUAL SOFTWARE. (Get yours right now!)
-
- The category - 'actual software' lists companies that give
- away free software. Most will work for at least 30 days - and
- some for an unlimited time. This is the 'real thing!' You
- actually receive software which can be used. No features are
- disabled. You install it on your computer just like regular
- software you would pay for. All software listed in this
- category is not disabled and has full features.
-
- As our thanks for reading this long documentation we've
- included a listing for a company that will send free
- software. Please see the 'Actual Software' category on page
- 7.
-
- ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS USED HERE
-
- Descriptions used here are a general guide and not meant to
- be a comparison or evaluation for any product. Some
- descriptions are shorter only because the software is complex
- and could not be easily described, such as an engineering or
- scientific program. If you're seeking any good program it
- would be best to request the demo disks for all programs (if
- more than one is listed) within that category and compare. Do
- not be guided mainly by brief descriptions in deciding on the
- best software. Good decisions are based on as much good
- information as possible. I decided against writing a
- paragraph or so for each item as it would basically be unfair
- to the company (a good software feature might go unmentioned)
- and still not provide enough information for users to go
- ahead and purchase it. Nothing less than a side-by-side
- comparison of all software in each category, such as the
- major magazines do, would be fair. Even those studies must be
- carefully studied by the user. Descriptions here are used
- mainly to help in asking for the free item.
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- AUTHOR AFFILIATION
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- Author of this shareware file is not employed by any
- companies listed here or in any other listing available
- from Infolist. Author has absolutely no interest or gain in
- promoting any particular company. All company names, product
- names, trademarks, etc. are property of the respective
- companies.
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- <<<<< BEFORE CONTACTING COMPANIES, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.>>>
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- HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS
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- The following will give good results in using this list.
- When someone answers the phone when contacting any company,
- the following short 'speech' is recommended: "I'd like to
- receive product information about _______" (name of free
- item). If you've reached the switchboard operator you now
- will be: 1) transferred to sales, marketing, or product info.
- dept. or, 2) someone will take your name and address and send
- the item. Often the phone operator will quickly transfer you
- to some other area if you ask something about their product
- that sounds complicated. It's important, then, to quickly say
- you only want something mailed. This might often prevent a
- call from being transferred or placed on hold. If you're
- still transferred to another dept. you may have to start all
- over and ask, "I'd like to receive product information
- about_____ (name of item)". After a conversation with the
- company representative, when appropriate, mention the
- following:
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- "Please include a demo disk (or other free item) also." This
- is better than quickly asking only for the item right away.
- Sometimes you might be asked, "Where did you hear about our
- product." You can reply, "From Infolist software catalog."
- Often you may not speak to a sales rep. as many companies are
- large so they have many people that just mail out literature.
- Companies are more than happy to send product information.
- They will send a demo, video, booklet, seminar registration
- etc. to any individual or company and sometimes will ask
- basic information such as your company name, address,
- department, and other things. Do not be concerned about being
- pressured to buy. You can say that you'd like a demo for now
- and will call back after reviewing it. Most companies do not
- call again, I've found. You can, if you like, let them know
- what you think of the demo, information or whatever else you
- receive. In fact, they would be very happy to hear from you
- and perhaps there are other 'extras' which can be made
- available later on. It's a good idea to listen to the sales
- or marketing representative as you can learn some good basic
- information about the computer industry, computer products in
- general, etc. as well as their product. I've found them to be
- very informed. However, if you're too busy you can quickly
- ask to have (whatever) sent and after reviewing it you'll
- call back. They may ask what use you plan to make for the
- software. One suggestion is to say you'd like the demo disk
- for evaluation for your own or company's use. Any item can be sent
- to your home address (ATT: your name). This may be faster than
- using your company address. You can still use a company name.
-
- Near the phone number in many listings you may see, 'Press 1,
- then 2.' You can press 1 as soon as you're connected and hear
- the recording. Then quickly press 2 once you hear the
- beginning of another recording. If you feel you might have
- reached the wrong area call again and this time listen to the
- entire recording. The company may have changed their phone
- directory. Once you get an actual person, follow the same
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- instructions in the above paragraph. Usually, items will
- arrive very quickly. If not, after 15 days you can call
- again. To keep track, it's a good idea to note the date
- called and the date item was received. Also write down
- company contacts. Soon you will have a listing of helpful
- contacts and friends within the industry. Everything on this
- list is currently available however, free promotions don't
- last forever. But to make sure that an item is truly not
- available you can try the following:
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- Call in about a half hour and request the item again to make
- sure. Perhaps when you called the first time you may have
- reached someone who didn't feel like filling out a form or
- thought that the offer expired. In some rare cases you might
- have come across a company that sends demos or other free
- items only if a specific advertisement or magazine is
- mentioned. If this happens, call again (it shouldn't happen
- but I mention it just in case) but do not repeat what was
- said the first time. You can mention that you heard about
- their product from any computer magazine, you're unsure
- where, or anything else you can think of - you happened to
- jot down their phone number a while ago but forgot what
- magazine. Also try reaching a company representative that
- handles some other region of the country.
-
- Phone numbers may change and there may not always be a
- recording mentioning the new number (rarely happens). Try
- calling 800 555 1212 (toll free 800 # information) or regular
- directory assistance. You can always try the company's long
- distance number. Read on for phone tips and tricks.
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- COMPATIBILITY
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- All demo disks listed here will work with IBM compatible
- personal computers unless otherwise noted. Demo disks will
- work on virtually all PC's.
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- SOME NEAT PHONE TRICKS.
-
- (Can be used in trying to reach any company you will ever
- call - not just those listed here!)
-
- In choosing companies for this listing, I made sure that
- anyone calling would not have any inconveniences or
- aggravation. If a company placed me on hold too long or
- transferred me too many times, or for whatever reason the
- free item was not easily obtainable, I did not include that
- company here. But I thought I'd mention some telephone tactics
- which might be helpful for those who spend a lot of time on the
- phone.
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- If no 800 # is listed here, the company doesn't have a
- toll-free no. Each company was checked thoroughly for any 800
- no. Try calling 800 555 1212, directory assistance before
- dialing a long distance no. There might be a toll-free no.
- available. However, you needn't worry about this as only one
- of the companies listed here has no toll free number. If,
- however, you ever need to find more than one 800 number for a
- company, write down the company names and ask toll free
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- information for a few numbers at one time. Compuserve also
- has a free area for finding toll free numbers for any
- company.
-
- When calling any company (not only those listed here) long
- distance and you're paying for the call, as soon as someone
- answers, quickly ask if they have an 800 number. If they do,
- you can quickly hang up and call right back. Often, some
- companies may not have their 800 number listed in their own
- name. For example, a company you see advertised may have a
- parent company. The 800 number may be listed in that parent
- company's name. Others may not want the general public to use
- their 800 number to keep costs down.
-
- In order to properly route calls to the sales rep. or dept.
- handling your region, many large companies will quickly ask
- (maybe before you've had a chance to say much!) where you're
- calling from, name, zip code, etc. After you hear the first
- question quickly interrupt and say that you only want product
- info mailed. Sometimes this will speed things up and they
- will take your name and address right away and send the item.
- Other times you will be transferred to some other area. But
- what happens if you get a voice mailbox, the phone just rings
- or you're told that "no one is available?" You can do the
- following:
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- Try calling back again in a few minutes. This time say that
- you're calling from some other part of the country. For
- example, if the first time you mentioned that you called from
- California and got a voice mailbox or were on hold too long,
- the second time you call say that you're calling from
- Michigan. You will then be transferred to the sales (or other
- company representative) for another part of the country. They
- naturally will assume you really live or work in that area.
- If asked how you happened to "get here to my extension or
- dept." you can say that the call was misdirected somehow but
- while you're on the phone, can you please mail the item.
- Later you can call back and speak with the regular sales rep.
- that handles your region. Or, you can say that you're now
- travelling in that area but mail the item to your business
- address.
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- I've done all the above and it does work.
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- HOW TO AVOID BEING PLACED ON HOLD
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- If placed on hold after dialing an 800 no. you might want to call
- again right away. The 2nd time (or even the 3rd or 4th!) you'll
- most likely not be placed on hold. You'll most likely reach
- another operator that's not so busy. Your time is too
- valuable to be placed on hold! Sometimes you may ask someone
- a question and they are taking much too long. Someone else
- may have more experience and will find the answer more
- quickly. If you reach a recording asking you to press a
- number on your touch tome phone, pressing '0' will often
- transfer you back to a human voice, even if the company's own
- recording does not mention this. When leaving a message on a
- voice mailbox by pressing '#' you'll usually hear some
- options. Often the company's own recording may not mention
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- this. You can then save your message using the right number
- on your touch tone pad. Otherwise the message might be lost
- (not common but why take chances) if you just hang up. After
- saving you can then press 0 and be transferred to another
- area - all without having to redial and possibly be placed on
- hold. This should not happen when requesting any items here,
- however, I included it just in case.
-
- ABOUT TECH SUPPORT PHONE NUMBERS
-
- Toll-free tech support phone numbers are listed here right
- next to their regular phone number. Tech support departments
- for companies without a toll-free tech. support number listed
- may be reached by calling the long distance number. But call
- their 800 number listed first to make sure. Tech. support
- should be able to answer just about any question and help
- with problems using the company's product. However, speak
- with marketing, sales or customer service first.
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- FOR MORE THAN ONE DEMO OR FREE ITEM
-
- If you have many computers, PC's or workstations, you can
- mention this and ask if they will send the desired amount all
- at once.
-
- CONTACTING COMPANIES BY MAIL
-
- You can always write to request anything. Include the
- following in a letter: Your name, address, phone and name of
- software demo (or other items) you want.
-
- Always include your phone number so they can verify the
- correct mailing address if necessary. If you really don't
- want to be called, mention that there is no phone at your
- location. If you have a hard time getting through by phone
- you may want to write. Also, if you've called a few times and
- the item is unavailable, you can try writing as a last
- resort. However, I would recommend telephoning the company
- whenever possible.
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- *** If anyone knows of a company that offers demos or other items
- and would like to be listed in future updates please send a note
- with appropriate info. ***
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-
- If you'd like a specialized version of this file made
- to fit your particular needs please contact us. We can change
- the text or format.
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- AUTOMATIC 'LIST' PROGRAMS
-
- The reason why there is no 'list' program that automatically
- lists this documentation on your screen is that word
- processors offer many advantages. People are familiar with
- their own word processors and can format the margins and
- other information in this file easily. Adding a 'list'
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- program adds more complexity and there is a chance that it
- may not work on 100% of all computers. Some may want to print
- certain sections of this file. This is easy with your word
- processor. A list program may not have the right printer
- set-up. You would have to use 'print screen' from your
- keyboard - not easy if you have many pages!
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- THE FOLLOWING LISTINGS MAY NOT BE ADDED
- TO OTHER 'FREE' TYPE LISTINGS FOR RESALE.
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- COMPANIES SORTED BY PRODUCT CATEGORY: (42 Categories Total)
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- ******************************************
-
- ACCOUNTING
- ┌────────────────────────────────┐
- COMPUTER ASSOCIATES │ This is the name of the Free │
- ACCPAK SIMPLY ─────────────────────┤ item. Ask for this when calling│
- 800 645 3003. PRODUCT INFORMATION. └────────────────────────────────┘
- 516 227 3300
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- ******************************************
- If any company asks
- ACTUAL SOFTWARE how you heard about
- their products, mention
- Infolist catalog.
- SOFTWARE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION
- SPA AUDIT DISK This category,
- 800 388 7478 'Actual Software',
- 201 452 1600 is the ONLY one
- A DOS OR MACINTOSH PROGRAM THAT TAKES COMPLETE where you will find
- INVENTORY OF ALL SOFTWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER(S). real software.
- HELPS MANAGE AND KEEP TRACK OF SOFTWARE. Companies in other
- **************************************** categories here offer
- various types of demo
- disks and other free
- items.
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- BACKUP
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- GAZELLE SYSTEMS Registered
- BACKIT version shows you
- 800 786 3278 X 350 exactly how to
- 801 377 1288 get Adobe Type Manager
- *************************************** software program free!
- $100 + program sold
- BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM (BBS) in stores. No 'catches.'
- (FREE MEMBERSHIP)
-
- DRAGON'S NEST
- 619 449 7052 Supports modem speeds of 300 to 14.4 Bps
- SAN DIEGO, CA V32/V32 Bis) A WWIV AND ICENET BBS.
- JIM - OWNER/SYSOP. COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT. HELPFUL.
-
- FREE MEMBERSHIP TO ALL CALLERS. CALL ABOVE PHONE NO. USING MODEM.
- MANY FILES INCLUDING IMAGE (PHOTO) FILES - GIF.
- MANY OTHER SERVICES AND FEATURES. FRIENDLY, EASY TO USE.
- CAN COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD VIA EMAIL THROUGH
- WWIV AND ICENET NETWORK.
-
- MENTION INFOLIST WHEN ASKED HOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEIR BBS.
-
- ****************************************
- ┌──────────────────────────┐
- │ Booklets will always have│
- BOOKLETS │ a description as each one│
- │ is unique. │
- └──────────────────────────┘
- PACIFIC ACCESS COMPUTERS
- SYSTEM INTEGRATION GUIDE
- 800 648 6161 * * * * * * * * * * * *
- 916 635 9300 * Registered version *
-
- GUIDE ON HOW TO COMBINE SOFTWARE AND * has same categories *
- HARDWARE FROM MANY DIFFERENT MANUFACTURERS. * you see here. Except *
- ******************************************* * each has it's own *
- * individual file. *
- * * * * * * * * * * * *
- CAD - COMPUTER AIDED DESIGN
-
- FORESIGHT RESOURCES
- DRAFIX
- 800 231 8574
- 816 891 1040. SENDS 1 HI-DENSITY DISK.
-
- ***********************************************
-
- CASE - COMPUTER AIDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
-
- DATAPRO INFORMATION SERVICES
- CASEBASE
- 800 328 2776 SALES.
- 609 764 0100
- ************************************************
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- CATALOG ELECTRONIC
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- ELITE COMPUTERS
- COMPUTER PRODUCTS CATALOG
- 800 992 2171
- 404 923 9291
- CATALOG CONTAINS MANY COMPUTER HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
- PRODUCTS, ALL DESCRIBED ON DISK.
- ******************************************************
-
- CD ROM
- DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CO.
- DIGITAL CD ROM EXPLORER <──────────────────────── A free CD Rom
- 800 344 4825. PRESS 2. EXT. 720. disc is sent.
- 508 467 7760
- INTRODUCTION TO BENEFITS OF CD ROM. CD ALSO CAN BE
- USED ON AUDIO PLAYER! HAS FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME.
- **********************************************
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- COMMUNICATION
-
- DCA
- CROSSTALK
- 800 348 3221
- 404 442 4095
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- ********************************************** BONUS ITEMS:
- """""""""""
- CONTACT Following are more free
- items I decided to throw
- CONTACT SOFTWARE in at the last minute:
- ACT!
- 800 365 0606 LOGICAL OPERATIONS
- 214 418 1866 PC SUCCESS:THE MANAGER
- ******************************************* FACTOR
- 800 456 4677, EXT. 30.
- DATA ANALYSIS A booklet with ideas
- and suggestions for
- managers.
- FIRSTMARK TECHNOLOGIES
- KNOWLEDGE SEEKER INTEL CORP.
- 800 444 2636 800 387 7335 dEPT 11.
- 613 723 8020 CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR
- FOR LOTUS, DBASE OR ASCII FILES. MOBILE (NOTEBOOK) COMPUTER
- FINDS TRENDS.
- Tips, ideas and suggestions
- SPIRAL SOFTWARE about notebook/mobile
- EASYPLOT computers.
- 800 833 1511
- 617 739 1511 Other bonus items can
- USED FOR PLOTTING. FOR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF be found throughout
- DATA. HAS GRAPHICS. WORKING MODEL. this section. Read all
- ********************************************** the way to the end!
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- DATABASE
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- MICROSOFT
- FOXPRO
- 800 426 9400
- 419 872 0043
- WORKING MODEL.
- **********************************************
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- DATABASE UTILITIES
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- CONCENTRIC DATA SYSTEMS
- R & R REPORT WRITER
- 800 325 9035. PRESS 3.
- 508 366 1122
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- DATA ACCESS
- FLEXQL
- 800 451 3539 or 800 426 9400
- 305 238 0012
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- QNE
- Q-QUERY
- 800 333 0448
- 215 968 5966
-
- ********************************************* Another bonus item:
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- DESKTOP PUBLISHING TIFFANY & CO.
- 800 346 3455
- TIMEWORKS 800 526 0649 - NY.
- PUBLISH-IT HOW TO BUY A DIAMOND
- 800 535 9497 Helpful guide.
- 708 559 1300
- **********************************************
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- DOS UTILITY
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- GAZELLE SYSTEMS
- OPTUNE
- 800 786 3278
- 801 377 1288
- OPTIMIZE HARD DISK. INCREASE SPEED, DEFRAGMENT.
- FREE DEMO.
- **********************************************
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- EDUCATIONAL/TRAINING
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- TELETUTOR
- TELECOMMUNICATIONS TRAINING
- 800 542 2242
- 603 433 2242
- COURSE COVERS TELECOMMUNICATIONS CONCEPTS.
- **********************************************
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- EMAIL
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- LOTUS
- CC:MAIL FOR DOS
- 800 448 2500 PRESS 2. 800 562 4772 TECH. SUPPORT.
- 617 577 8500
- **********************************************
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- ENGINEERING
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- TEKTRONIX
- TEK 1503C
- 800 833 9200. 800 835 6100 TECH. SUPPORT
- 502 923 0330
- FREE VIDEO. TESTER FOR METAL CABLE AND SYSTEMS.
-
- MICROSIM
- PS SPICE
- 800 245 3022
- 714 770 3022
- ANALYSIS OF ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS.
- **********************************************
-
- EXPOS
- NDN ENTERPRISES
- DB/EXPO EXHIBIT PASS
- 800 232 3976
- 415 941 8440
- FREE PASS TO WORLD'S LARGEST DATABASE AND TOOLS
- CONFERENCE. ANNUALLY IN MARCH.
-
- ***********************************************
- ┌─────────────────────┐
- GAMES │ Note: Get 20+ game │
- SIR-TECH │ demo disks from │
- 800 447 1230, 315 393 6644 │ registered version. │
- 1) WIZARDRY: BANE OF THE COSMIC FORGE │ Includes all Disney │
- Fantasy and role playing simulation. │ games. Also many │
- 2) WIZARDRY: CRUSADERS OF THE DARK SAVANT │ posters of popular │
- Sequel to above. Sound, color. Both for │ games. Great for │
- IBM, Mac, Amiga and Tandy computers. No │ kids. │
- special equipment needed. └─────────────────────┘
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- GRAMMAR CHECKER
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- QUE SOFTWARE
- RIGHTWRITER
- 800 992 0244. STAY ON LINE
- 813 923 0233
- **********************************************
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- INTEGRATED
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- INFORMIX
- SMARTWARE
- 800 331 1763. PRESS 1, THEN 2. 800 274 8184. TECH. SUPPORT.
- 415 926 6300. ALSO, 800 438 7627 X 4052.
- PRODUCT LITERATURE HAS GREAT NATURE PHOTOS ON FRONT PAGE.
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- INVENTORY
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- TALLY SYSTEMS CORP.
- PC CENSUS
- 800 262 3877. EXT. 652
- 603 643 1300
- AUTOMATICALLY MAINTAINS FULL HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
- INVENTORY. SENDS HI DENSITY DISK.
- **********************************************
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- MENU
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- ORACLE
- MENU
- 800 562 0720. PRODUCT INFORMATION. 800 392 2999 TECH. SUPPORT.
- 415 506 7000
- ************************************************
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- MAGAZINES
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- │166 free magazines │
- * PC WORLD - LOTUS EDITION │and many free │
- 800 825 7595 │subscriptions avail-│
- 303 447 9330 │able from our │
- BOOKLET & DISK WITH 15 READY TO USE SPREADSHEET │'MAGAZINE LIST'. │
- BUSINESS TEMPLATES. ALL ARE USER'S FAVORITES. │ See catalog. │
- * ASK FOR: SUBSCRIPTION TO LOTUS EDITION - PC WORLD, └────────────────────┘
- DISKETTE OFFER.
- SUBSCRIPTION COMES WITH THE SAMPLE ISSUE, DISKETTE AND TEMPLATES. IF YOU
- DECIDE TO CANCEL LATER AT ANY TIME, THE DISK, TEMPLATE AND FREE ISSUE
- ARE YOURS TO KEEP. MAKE SURE TO ASK FOR SAMPLE ISSUE AND DISKETTE OFFER.
- ****************************************************
-
- MISCELLANEOUS
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- OFFICIAL AIRLINE GUIDES
- OFFICIAL AIRLINE POCKET GUIDE
- 800 342 5624
-
- COMPLETE INFORMATION ABOUT TRAVELING IN THE U.S. OR INTERNATIONAL.
- FLIGHTS, AIRLINES, HOTELS, RENTAL CARS, LOTS MORE!
-
- W. QUINN ASSOCIATES
- STUDY ON DISK MANAGEMENT IN THE 90'S - (ask for this).
- 800 829 3453
- INTERESTING REPORT ON VAX/VMS DISK MANAGEMENT.
- WILL RECEIVE A FREE FRISBEE.
-
- BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
- '92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
- 800 521 7300
- 512 734 2224
- DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.
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- APPLETON PAPERS
- OPTIMA RECOVER
- 800 922 1730
- 414 734 9841
- ASK FOR 'OPTIMA RECOVER.' DESCRIBES THEIR FAX MACHINE PAPER.
- WILL AUTOMATICALLY SEND A FREE ROLL OF FAX PAPER.(Same paper sold in
- ********************************************** stores.)
-
- NETWORK ANALYZERS
-
- KNOZALL SYSTEMS
- FILE WIZARD
- 800 333 8698
- 602 545 0006
- FULL WORKING VERSION. COMES WITH MANUALS. WORKS
- FOR 30 DAYS. HI DENSITY DISK.
- **********************************************
-
- O C R
-
- NMC TECHNOLOGIES
- IMAGINE
- 800 466 2832
- 410 356 1444
- STORES OVER 150,000 PAGES ON ONE CD. DEMO COMES ON DISKETTE.
- **********************************************
-
- PAINTBRUSH
-
-
- SOFTWARE PUBLISHING
- HARVARD DRAW FOR WINDOWS
- 800 336 8360
- 415 962 8910
- SENDS A HI DENSITY DISK.
- **********************************************
-
- PAPER CATALOGS
-
- GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY SERVICES
- GOVERNMENT COMPUTER BOOK
- 800 999 4874
- 617 245 3768
- DESCRIPTIONS OF 2000+ MICROCOMPUTER PRODUCTS.
- SOFTWARE COMPARISON, MORE.
- **********************************************
-
- PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT
-
- INTEGRAL
- H.R.I.
- 800 824 8199
- 415 939 3900
- ***********************************************
-
-
-
-
- - 14 -
- POSTERS
-
- SHREDEX W.A. CHARNSTROM
- SAVE OUR WORLD POSTER PONY EXPRESS LIMITED EDITION PRINT
- 800 328 2962
- 516 345 0300 612 944 8555
- ENVIRONMENT-RELATED POSTER. ART PRINT OF FAMOUS PAINTING BY
- DAVID THATCHER. 17" X 14".
- COMES WITH BOOKLET ABOUT HISTORY OF
- PONY EXPRESS.
-
- NOTE: Get many posters directly from game companies in our
- registered version. Many colorful, action scenes - jets,
- dragons, fantasy scenes, etc.
- **********************************************
-
- PRESENTATION
-
- WORDPERFECT
- DRAWPERFECT
- 800 451 5151. 800 541 5096 TECH. SUPPORT.
- 801 225 5000
- **********************************************
-
- PROGRAMMING
-
- MPB SOFTWARE & SYSTEMS
- SQL REPORT WRITER
- 800 231 6342. PRESS 1. 800 346 4848 IN CA.
- 415 769 4746. PREPARE REPORTS FROM ANY ASCII FILE VISUAL COBOL
- PROGRAM. KNOWLEDGE OF SQL UNNECESSARY TO USE THIS.
-
-
- INTERMETRICS
- INTERTOOLS
- 800 356 3594
- 617 661 0072
- BUILD, TEST AND DEBUG REAL TIME CODE. FOR USE WITH C LANGUAGE.
- **********************************************
-
- PROJECT MANAGEMENT
-
- COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
- SUPERPROJECT
- 800 225 5224. PRESS 1.
- 516 227 3300.
- ************************************************
-
-
-
- SECURITY
-
- AZ TECH SOFTWARE
- EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
- 800 227 0644
- 816 776 2700
- EACH PRODUCTS HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED
- COPYING OF SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
- *************************************************
-
- - 15 -
- SEMINAR
-
- LOTUS ADAPTIVE INFORMATION SYSTEMS
- WINDOWS WORLD TOUR IMAGING SEMINAR
- 800 327 6148 800 678 6978 - 714 587 9077
- 617 577 8500 SEMINAR DISCUSSES IMAGING
- DISCUSSES 123 SPREADSHEET FOR AND HOW IT CAN HELP SOLVE
- WINDOWS, FREELANCE GRAPHICS, AMI PRO, PROBLEMS.
- CC:MAIL, LOTUS NOTES.
- **********************************************
-
- SPREADSHEET
-
- LOTUS
- LOTUS 123 VERSION 3.1. FOR DOS.
- 800 872 3387
- 617 577 8500
- SENDS 1 HI DENSITY DISKETTE - 1.25 OR 1.44 MEG.
- ***********************************************
- BONUS STOCK MARKET 'FREEBIE:'
- """""""""""""""""""""""""""
-
- STOCK MARKET NASDAQ - 800 220 1448
- "100 FASTEST GROWING COMPANIES"
- ALSO HAS INFORMATION ON COMP-
- EQUIS INTERNATIONAL ANIES WORTH 1 BILLION OR MORE.
- 1 - METASTOCK. 2 - PULSE.
- 800 882 3040
- 801 265 8886
- 1 - METASTOCK - STOCK MARKET TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.
- 2 - PULSE - INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO MANAGER. 1 DEMO
- DISK FOR BOTH PROGRAMS.
- **********************************************
-
- WORD PROCESSING
-
- I B M
- DISPLAYWRITE
- 800 426 7699. STAY ON LINE. 800 426 7763. TECH SUPPORT.
- 404 238 3000
- **********************************************
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- We hope that you like this shareware product so far and found
- it useful. This is a result of many hours of hard work and
- research. Although this offers a lot of value compared to the
- price paid, the cost for registration is still low - only
- $15.00. You will receive, just by calling the companies
- listed in the registered version:
-
-
- - 16 -
-
- 700+ demo disks, 19 videos, working models of ALL top companies
- many of which are not advertised, many toll-free tech. support
- numbers, 8 free membership BBS's, admission to seminars, plastic
- CD holder, many free tickets to expos - avoid paying $10 - $20
- admission prices, free 'live' stock market information, free issues
- and subscriptions to national magazines, game demo disks, etc.
- Lots more actual software! Not a demo but real, live software
- More of everything you've seen here. Get a free computer memory
- chip and also a $150.00 value clip art collection (it's true!).
- Compufreebies is the only place you'll learn about most of these
- free items.
- From author receive notification of future updates, sample
- photo-images (GIF's) and helpful fun shareware programs.
-
- Remember - registered version has instructions on how to get
- Adobe Type Manager for Windows software free! Not a copy - actual
- software. Lets your printer work wonders. Sold in stores for
- $100.00+
-
- Here are some of the free items listed in the registered version.
- These are only a few of the actual descriptions from the 'Booklets'
- category:
-
- - 54 PAGES. BASICS OF USING WINDOWS 3.1 ON A NETWORK. $25.00 VALUE -
- FREE!
-
- - FREE BOOK - "People, Managing Your Most Important Resource."
-
- - 20+ DEMO DISKS FOR NATIONAL-BRAND VIDEO GAMES
-
- - MONTHLY REPORT OF EVERY SOFTWARE UPGRADE REPORTED
- BY MANUFACTURER. WITH NAMES, ADDRESSES, PRICES.
-
- - A FREE TUTORIAL. $20.00 VALUE. FULLY EXPLAINS DECISION TABLES IN
-
- PROGRAMMING.
-
- - BASICS ABOUT PC MAINTENANCE.
-
- - BOOKLET DESCRIBING SOME BASICS OF LAW.
-
- - 74 PAGES. BASICS OF DATABASE SERVERS, SQL, CLIENT SERVER,
- CONCURRENCY, MEASUREMENT, LOTS MORE.
-
- - A 75.00 VALUE. DESCRIBES MANY THINGS ABOUT CASE.
-
- - FREE - 470 PGS. HAS LISTINGS OF TRULY PORTABLE SOFTWARE FOR 88000
- RISC PROCESSOR HARDWARE.
-
- - SAMPLE ISSUE OF MAGAZINE RELATED TO WINDOWS. HELP, TIPS, STORIES,
- IDEAS, MORE.
-
-
-
- These are only a sample what is available in the 'Actual
- Software' category:
-
- - COMPUTER LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE SOFTWARE/HARDWARE. WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.
- - 17 -
-
- - CREATES MONTHLY CALENDARS. FULL VERSION - WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.
-
- - HELPS COMPARE RATES FROM MANY INSURANCE COS. SOFTWARE DOES NOT TIME
- OUT.
- These free items are in various categories found in
- registered version:
-
- CONTACT -
- A CALENDAR AND SCHEDULING SOFTWARE PROGRAM. WORKING MODEL.
- CAN SAVE UP TO 40 APPOINTMENTS.
-
- DATABASE -
- WORKING MODEL. 7 DISKETTES. THOROUGH GUIDEBOOK. COMES WITH
- VINYL DISKETTE HOLDER.
-
- DATABASE -
- WORKING MODEL. 120 RECORDS LIMIT. 2 DISKETTES.
-
- DATABASE -
- WORKING MODEL. CAN WORK WITH UP TO 100 RECORDS WILL ALSO SAVE DATA.
-
- DESKTOP PUBLISHING -
- WORKING MODEL. HAS 8 DESIGN ELEMENTS. SOFTWARE HAS DESIGN ELEMENTS
- FOR USE IN DOCUMENTS
-
- DESKTOP PUBLISHING - WORKING MODEL. DOES EVERYTHING EXCEPT SAVE.
-
- EXPO -
- TWICE A YEAR GRAPHICS EXPO. LATEST IN GRAPHICS, ANIMATION,
- MULTIMEDIA, DESKTOP PUBLISHING, MORE.
-
- EXPO -
- HELPS MANAGE TRANSITION TO DOWNSIZING.
-
- EXPO -
- EXPO COVERS SUN AND SPARC WORKSTATIONS, SOFTWARE & HARDWARE. ALSO
- UNIX & RISC. ANNUALLY IN JANUARY.
-
- EXPO -
- IN APRIL, ANNUALLY. TORONTO, CANADA. LATEST SOFTWARE PRODUCTS.
-
- EXPO -
- LARGEST CASE FAIR. ANNUALLY IN FEB (CALIFORNIA) AND OCTOBER
- (BOSTON).
-
- EXPO -
- SHOWS LATEST IN DATABASES. ANNUALLY IN JUNE.BOSTON
-
- EXPO -
- EXHIBITS VOICE AND DATA COMMUNICATIONS, NETWORK PRODUCTS. JANUARY
- (ANNUAL). $50.00 NORMALLY.
-
- GAMES -
- NOTE: A total of 20+ demo disks available. Major companies including
- Disney. Games can be played on almost any type of computer.
-
-
-
- - 18 -
-
- MAGAZINES - Free subscriptions to many computer magazines, free sample
- issues: BYTE MAGAZINE, INSIDE DOS, JOURNAL OF TAXATION, KIPLINGER
- WASHINGTON NEWSLETTER, MACUSER, PC COMPUTING, PC GAMES, TRAVEL
- PLANNERS (Pacific Asia, North America, European Editions), WINDOWS
- MAGAZINE, WINDOWS REPORT.
-
- MISC -
- A SMALL GADGET THAT TESTS RS-232 PORTS. PLUGS INTO PORT AND SMALL
- LIGHTS TELL YOU ABOUT PROBLEMS.
-
- MISC -
- FREE 90 DAY TRIAL FOR HOME POSTAGE METER AND ELECTRONIC SCALE. EASY
- TO USE.
-
- PAINT/DRAW -
- WORKING MODEL. MUST HAVE WINDOWS. DESIGNS PLANS FOR PRODUCTS. CO.
- SENDS 5 DISKETTES.
-
- POSTER -
- POSTER OF F-16 FIGHTER JET. *** Note: Also many posters from game
- companies. Scenes of jets, dragons, other action shots.
-
- SEMINAR - BASICS OF COMMUNICATIONS AND FRAME RELAYS.
-
- SEMINAR -
- YEARLY SEMINAR - APRIL. DISCUSSES HOW TO BUILD CLIENT/SERVER
- APPLICATIONS THAT RUN IN WINDOWS.
-
- SEMINAR -
- DESCRIBES DATA INTEGRATION.
-
- SEMINAR - DESCRIBES SCO ZENIX OPERATING SYSTEM.
-
- SEMINAR - DISCUSSES ALL THEIR WINDOWS SOFTWARE AND HOW IT CAN HELP.
-
- SEMINAR -
- IMPLEMENT AN OPEN SYSTEMS STRATEGY, CHOOSE BETWEEN MANY OPERATING
- SYSTEMS, INTEGRATION, APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT.
-
- SEMINAR -
- DESCRIBES SOFTWARE WHICH STREAMLINES APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT PROCESS.
-
- SEMINAR -
- DESCRIBES DATA MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS, CLIENT/SERVERS, OPEN INTEGRATION,
- ON-LINE DATA MANAGEMENT. 3 HRS.
-
- SEMINAR -
- DISCUSSES GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES, INTELLIGENT GATEWAYS,
- APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT, MORE.
-
- SEMINAR - DISCUSSES NETWORKS.
-
- STOCK MARKET -
- RECEIVE 20 HOURS FREE TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER TO OBTAIN STOCK MARKET
- DATA DIRECTLY FROM COMPANY.
-
- >> All this and a lot more for the low registration price of $15.00 <<
- """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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-
- See registration form for ordering information. 5.25 or 3.5"
- DOS/IBM Compatible disks sent but can be read by Macintosh
- computers. (for MAC order 3.5" disks only).
-
- The registered version is ordered exactly the same way as you
- see here (with many more companies!) except that each of the
- 42 categories has it's own file on the diskette. You would
- select the file you're interested in. Don't have to search through
- one huge file! Thus, word processing companies are in a
- separate file - named wordproc. Databases are in the
- 'databas' directory.
-
- The registered version has 3 more ways (besides Categories)
- in which the companies are organized:
-
- 1) A large file with names and addresses of each company - in mailing
- list format - 450+ computer companies.
-
- For example:
-
- AZ TECH SOFTWARE
- 305 E FRANKLIN
- RICHMOND, MO 64085
-
-
- COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
- 711 STEWART AVE.
- GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787
-
- (Continued for a total of 450+ companies.)
-
- There is no other computer program for the price which has
- 450+ top computer companies listed neatly for use as a
- mailing list.
-
- 2) A file of company names, addresses and phone numbers.
- Useful for simply contacting each company for any purpose. For
- example:
-
- AZ TECH SOFTWARE
- 305 E FRANKLIN
- RICHMOND, MO 64085
- 800 227 0644 This makes it easier to contact each
- 816 776 2700 company without having to read
- through any other information.
- Of course, if you do not need this
- information you do not have to
- BORLAND go through the file on the disk.
- BOX 660 001
- SCOTTSVALLEY, CA 95066
- 800 331 0877
- 408 439 1064
-
- COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
- 711 STEWART AVE.
- GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787
- 800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
- 516 227 3300
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- │ Our addresses are the best for obtaining │
- │ information about all products found in │
- │ Compufreebies. Sales/marketing or product│
- │ information dept. is found there. │
- └──────────────────────────────────────────┘
-
- 3) And finally, all companies listed in alphabetical order.
- If you want to see all the free items/demos in one place,
- look here. This is especially helpful when one company has
- many products and free items. You can easily inquire about
- many of the different products a company has with only one
- call:
-
- COMPANIES A:
-
- AZ TECH SOFTWARE
- MO (state abbreviation)
- EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
- 800 227 0644
- 816 776 2700
- SECURITY. (name of software category).
- EACH PRODUCT HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED COPYING OF
- SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
-
- COMPANIES B:
-
- BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
- TX
- '92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
- 800 521 7300
- 512 734 2224
- DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.
- MISC.
-
-
- COMPANIES C:
-
- COMPUTER ASSOCIATES Note: If a company offers
- more than one NY free item, all items would be
- listed one ACCPAK SIMPLY right after the other.
- ACCOUNTING.
- 800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
- 516 227 3300
- (Continued for a total of 450+ companies)
-
- There is NO other listing in the U.S. such as this available
- on diskette. Our registered version has complete addresses
- and phone numbers of almost every major computer company in
- the U.S. All are in alphabetical order. Each company's free
- items (over 800!) and major products are listed. Windows,
- DOS, MAC and most computer systems, including mainframes, are
- supported. Each company can be contacted by phone or letter
- to request info or free items which they'll gladly send. Most
- companies listed have toll-free numbers.
-
-
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- ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐
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- │ COMPLETE CATALOG OF INFOLIST PRODUCTS │
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-
- 1) CompuFreebies - REGISTERED VERSION.
-
- A listing of hundreds (over 800!) free items you can quickly
- receive from 450 companies, most with toll-free numbers.
- Everything is free and yours to keep with no obligation.
- Organized into 42 different computer categories including
- actual software. Yes, many companies do give away free,
- working software to the public as a promotion. One company
- gives away $150.00 worth of clip art (computer images to be
- put into your documents)! Get a free copy of Adobe Type
- Manager software $100.00 + value free. No 'catches.' However,
- you must know the proper instructions as detailed in
- 'CompuFreebies.' Many of the free items are demo disks and
- working models of popular software programs. Largest source
- of free computer-related items in the U.S. There are also
- many free and helpful booklets, CD Roms, CD holders, game
- demo disks, posters (including posters from game companies),
- computer magazines, vinyl organizers, free membership BBS's,
- and lots more. Shows exactly how to receive free tickets to
- large computer expos, trade shows and company seminars. All
- neatly organized with complete company addresses and phone
- numbers. Alphabetical listing of each company and their free
- items also included. Yet another listing with only company
- name and addresses to be used as a mailing list. Also a
- 'surprise' section with some photo-image files (see an actual
- photo on your screen!) and fun shareware programs. (Price -
- $15.00, includes postage in the U.S. and Canada. Overseas
- add$2.50 for airmail.) One 5.25 HD, (2) 360K disks or one
- 3.5" diskette. IBM/DOS compatible diskettes. Can also be read
- by Macintosh computers using File Exchange Software supplied
- with MAC's. All companies can be called from any phone in the
- world.
-
- 2) VIDEOLIST.
-
- Contains names and phone nos., most toll free, of companies
- offering free computer-related (and some travel and
- tour-guide) videos. 140 videos!. Videos describe products and
- companies. Call companies directly from listing. Everything
- totally free. Videos are used for promotion and advertising.
- One company sends, with their video, a $10.00 credit to be
- used when visiting any doctor! NOTE: CompuFreebies full
- version lists approx. 19 videos. (Price - $3.25, includes
- domestic postage. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail) Paper.
-
- 3) MAGAZINE LIST.
-
- A guide to obtaining free sample issues of magazines and free
- subscriptions. Total of 166 magazines! Yes, FREE
- subscriptions - even for magazines normally sold in stores.
- Free subscriptions help increase revenue from advertisers and
- are encouraged. All toll-free phone numbers and descriptions.
- - 22 -
- Contact directly. All completely legal. Four categories:
- Computers, Business, General Interest and Health. Many
- first-rate, well-known magazines including the largest
- available. Includes all computer magazines with 'PC' in
- title. Windows, Macintosh, Networks, more. Many
- investment/financial newsletters. Same publications available
- on newsstands for $2.50 to $7.00 (more for investment
- newsletters.) Absolutely no cost to you. Under NO obligation to
- subscribe. Very easy to request, simple directions. (Price -
- $4.95, includes postage). Paper.
-
- 4) NY HOTELIST.
-
- A guide listing 20 of the least expensive and best quality
- hotels in New York City. All hotels are in safe areas. As a
- long time NYC resident I know each area and only considered
- hotels in the safest areas. Lists hotel names,
- addresses,phone nos., rates. Hotels in NYC are usually
- expensive - however, rates here are $65 to $130. One hotel
- has a view of Central Park. (Price - $3.00, includes postage)
- Paper. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail. Hotels can be
- called from any phone in the world.
-
- 5) PHONELIST.
-
- The service described here (totally legal!) has no 50 - 75
- cent surcharge for their calling card. Make telephone calls
- without using coins and without paying for surcharges from
- hotels and other places that usually charge extra (a lot!)
- for calls made from their phones. Never worry about change
- for a call again! Used daily by many businesses, now
- available for individuals. Also - how to save 15% on all your
- international calls - no minimums, no fees, no special
- hours.(Price $3.00, includes postage) Paper. Add 50 cents
- for overseas airmail. Can only be used in U.S. However, if
- travelling here will be useful.
-
- 6) ON LINE GUIDE.
-
- Describes exactly how to get Compuserve and Prodigy
- membership/startup kits for free - without paying $30.00 to
- $49.99! Totally legal sources - the companies do not mind at
- all as they gain more members. Shows exactly how to become a
- member, using your computer and modem, of the 6 major
- national on-line services - Compuserve, Prodigy, Genie,
- America On Line, Delphi and BIX. Complete instructions, 800
- numbers for customer service, best times to call, complete
- rates, some inside information, more. All in easy to read 5
- page guide. Information not available anywhere else all
- together in one place. (Price $3.50, includes postage).
- Paper. Overseas customers: Check locally for sign on
- procedures.
-
- 7) SUMMONS GUIDE.
-
- Guaranteed to save you money on parking and speeding fines.
- Using these methods you will avoid paying at least one
- future parking summons that you ordinarily would have paid.
- Everything legal! Shows exactly what to look for on a parking
- - 23 -
- or speeding ticket to reduce the fine or void it completely.
- What to write in a letter and suggestions on what to say in
- court. Valid in all 50 states. (Price - $3.25, includes
- postage). Paper.
-
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-
-
- Specialized listings are also available. For example, reliable and
- inexpensive sources for computer (or other merchandise)
- equipment, supplies, etc. Let us know your requests/needs.
- Please write/send email if any questions at all. Thanks.
-
- Hundreds of satisfied customers have ordered our full version
- and other products. Not one complaint!
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-
-
- You do not have to print out our registration form to
- register or order our other items. You can use the form as a
- 'worksheet'. Simply write down the following on a separate
- paper:
-
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- shareware file was obtained.
- 2) Comments or suggestions, if you like, on your own paper OR
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- 3) Enclose check or money order.
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- NOTE: Author of this file is not employed by or associated in any way
- with any of the companies mentioned here. All product names
- are the property of the respective companies.
-
-
- (c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
- file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone (EXCEPT
- onto electronic bulletin systems) provided that no changes
- are made. Make as many copies as necessary. Price not to
- exceed $9.00 per copy.
-
- PART 2 - VIDEOS - AFTER REGISTRATION FORM
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- Important! Where did you get this shareware file?......................
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- 1) COMPUFREEBIES...(800+ free items, actual software, game demos, etc.)
-
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-
- 2) VIDEOLIST........140 free videos...........Copies:____x $3.25 = _______
-
- 3) PHONELIST...Avoid calling card fees).......Copies:____x $3.00 = _______
-
- 4) NY HOTELIST..Inexpensive,quality hotels)...Copies:____x $3.00 = _______
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- 5) ON LINE GUIDE..Avoid $25-$30 startup fees..Copies:____x $3.50 = _______
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- 6) SUMMONS GUIDE..(Avoid payment - legally)...Copies:____x $3.25 = _______
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- 7) MAGAZINE LIST.....(166 free magazines).....Copies:____x $4.95 = _______
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- here (company name, item name, category, phone numbers, etc.) was the
- information easy to understand?_ _ _Easy to actually use? (if you've
- called any companies)_ _ _ _Why or why not? What would you add or
- change? Send printed examples if you like.
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- useful or feel are potentially useful. Also, please add some of your
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- companies will you call? Approximately? __________ Why or why not?
- Also, if you have called some already, which company did you contact
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- for club members, friends, co-workers etc. Not necessary to
- contact me first but I'd appreciate a note (or use e-mail
- addresses below) with the name, phone and description of your
- organization. Contact us if you'd like changes made to this
- file. The name for this file should be: COMPUFREEBIES.
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- contacting the author first. However, please let us know with
- a note so I can send updates. Send a catalog also, if you
- like. Better yet, send some free disks!..... Only kidding!
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- The name of this file for shareware catalogs should be:
- FREEBIES 3.1, or COMPUFREEBIES 3.1. If you already carry our
- older version, please note in your catalog description that
- this is an update.
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- less than $9.00.
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- HAMMERMILL DESKTOP PAPERS
- 800 242 2148
- ASK FOR: FREE SAMPLES OF ONE (OR MORE) OF THE FOLLOWING -
- 1) LASER PRINT PAPER. 2) LASER PLUS PAPER. 3) BOND PAPER
- WILL RECEIVE 25 PAGES OF EACH.
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- PART 2 OF THIS FILE - FREE VIDEOS - ON FOLLOWING PAGE
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- Included with this file are 2 actual games. This is an
- example of one of the many 'freebies' available from company
- just for the asking. To play the games go to the Airlift or
- Vegas directory here on this disk.
- 1) Type Airlift at the DOS prompt to play Airlift.
- 2) Type Cards at the DOS prompt to play Vegas. In each
- directory are complete instructions.
-
- These games are found on a demo disk sent by a company listed
- in the registered version. For more information go to the
- directory or file on this disk called 'gamedoc.' 2 other
- products made by the company are also described.
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- Note - the author is not affiliated with this company in any way.
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- ║ PART 2 ║
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- FREE VIDEOS
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- 10 companies offering 10 free videos are listed here. Title of
- each video and brief descriptions are included. These videos
- are mainly computer-related and describe products made by
- each company. You can learn from these tapes about the
- subjects covered as well as the company's products.
-
- Promotions and offers may end, however, all videos are
- currently available as this is constantly updated. Ask for
- extension, if listed, or request by video title. If you reach
- an operator, give the extension number (if listed) or just ask
- for the title of the video. Videos arrive in re-usable boxes
- and can be recorded over after viewing. If anyone asks how
- you heard about the video mention Infolist catalog. If you're
- told that the video is no longer available, call back later.
- Often a different person may be more cooperative. If calling
- a second time and are asked how you heard about the video
- mention a major computer magazine, or that you're not sure how
- you learned about it but had written down the company's phone
- no. You should rarely encounter such difficulty but I mention
- it just in case. If you don't have a touch tone phone and you
- reach a recording, eventually a company operator will answer.
-
- Videolist, one of our products, (described later in detail)
- lists 140 free videos and is the largest centralized source
- of free videos in the U.S. All the companies are constantly
- updated so there is no need to worry about outdated phone
- numbers or other information.
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- CLUB MED - 800 258 2633
- Title: CLUB MED VIDEO. Describes their large cruise ship.
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- CHRISTIAN CHILDREN'S FUND - 800 228 2221.
- Title: FREE VIDEO. Will receive general information and a video
- showing how you can help children all over the world. Note: Money
- Magazine rated this charity as one of the 10 best in America.
-
- EPSON - 800 289 3776
- Title: PROGRESSION PC
- Shows how their software speeds up Windows without accelerator cards.
-
- GREATER MIAMI VISITOR'S BUREAU - 800 955 3646.
- Title: CITY WITH A RHYTHM ALL IT'S OWN. Highlights of Miami, beaches,
- entertainment, etc.
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- MAUI RESORT - 800 292 4532
- Title: MAUI INTER-CONTINENTAL RESORT.
- Describes this Hawaiian island and places for business meetings.
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- MUTUAL FUND FORECASTER - 800 442 9000.
- Title: MUTUAL PROFITS.
- Describes this company's financial newsletter.
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- OLDSMOBILE - 800 354 3228.
- Title: INDEPENDENT TEST VIDEO.
- Describes features of the Achieva model automobile.
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- SMUGGLER'S NOTCH RESORTS - 800 451 8752.
- Title: SMUGGLER'S NOTCH VIDEO.
- Describes this family resort in State of Vermont.
-
- WORDPERFECT - 800 451 5151.
- Title: WORDPERFECT FOR WINDOWS.
- Describes their word processing program for use with Windows.
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- APPLE COMPUTER - 800 441 3001 extension 671.
- Title: IN BUSINESS WITH MACINTOSH.
- Video comes with discount cupons for Apple-related products.
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- FOR EVEN MORE VIDEOS!
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- If you liked this 2nd part you might consider Videolist,
- another of our products. It is organized in the same way you
- see here but includes many more videos and companies - 140
- free videos! Even the phone call to the companies is free.
- Many of these videos are not advertised and this is the only
- place you'll know about them. Please see order form and
- catalog at end of this file for ordering info. We've had many
- orders with no complaints at all. Do not worry about
- receiving out of date phone numbers or companies. Everything
- is constantly updated! More videos are added as they become
- available so you may receive more than 140.
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- IMPORTANT ■ When ordering or writing to us please print your
- return address on the order form. Also, mention where you
- found this shareware file that you have now.
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- JOKES - SEE PAGE 33.
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- ADVANTAGES, USEFULNESS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF ITEMS
- OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THIS FILE AND REGISTERED VERSION
- """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
-
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- 1) WORKING MODELS OF MAJOR SOFTWARE PROGRAMS, DEMO DISKS AND
- ACTUAL SOFTWARE.
-
- There is NO other centralized listing as large as
- CompuFreebies (registered version) in the U.S. available on
- diskette. There is only one other available on CD Rom which
- is much more expensive but free items listed are only demo
- disks, not booklets, videos, free expos, seminars or other
- things.
-
- What exactly is a demo disk? These are given away as part of
- advertising and promotion efforts, especially for new
- products. Most are similar to slide shows and you watch
- colorful screens magically appear. There is an example of
- most of the features. The term 'self-running demo' is often
- used for these types of demos. A working model does the most
- of any demo disk and is also more expensive to produce. It is
- almost the very same software sold for a lot of money. Unlike
- self-running or interactive demos, with a working model you
- can actually use many of the same features of the actual,
- expensive program. Each company's working model has unique
- limitations; most do not allow saving and/or printing. For
- obvious reasons, some functions cannot work or companies
- would in effect be giving away their software. However, some
- companies are more generous than others with usable features
- on the working model. One company's working model (found in
- the full version) allows design of up to 30 IC's (Integrated
- Circuits) for printed circuit boards. Our registered version
- lists all of Microsoft's working models including Windows.
- The working model of Windows 3.0 actually allows use of
- Windows in the lowest operating mode. For many people this
- may be good enough. You'll actually be able to use powerful
- Windows features. Many demos and other items are not
- advertised in magazines so Compufreebies is the only place
- you'll know about them.
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- You don't have to pay for or return anything. Demos are sent on
- re-usable diskettes. High density and 3.5" diskettes can be
- expensive, as you know.
-
- Demos are very valuable in revealing a great deal about the
- actual software. It will answer many questions such as:
-
- A) exactly how the screens are organized and will appear.
- B) how easy will it be to maneuver around, and
- C) where to locate the features YOU feel are important (not
- only those which advertisements describe).
- D) reveal quality of paper manuals and documentation. If the
- directions and documentation supplied with the demo disk
- (especially working models) are easy to use, then there's
- a good chance that the actual program will have the same
- qualities.
- E) quality of help screens and company support. How well are
- questions answered about materials received when you call
- the company? You'll see exactly how much on-screen help is
- provided.
- F) compare one or more software products easily and quickly.
- You'll be more certain as to which is the best software
- for your needs - without having to take a chance on a
- purchase. Often many magazines rate software and choose 2
- programs as the best. You can further compare these 2
- quickly on your own computer.
-
- I'm sure there are a lot more than these 6 points but the
- usefulness of demo disks in evaluating software should be quite
- clear.
-
- Demos offer many advantages over buying the actual, expensive
- software for review, for example, some computer/M.I.S. depts.
- cannot get quick authorization for purchase of a wide variety
- of actual software. Other problems are: Forms to be
- completed, red tape, waiting for approval, installation time,
- returns problems (IF allowed) such as keeping track of return
- dates, packing, postage, potential loss of items,
- 're-stocking fees', etc. All this makes it very difficult to
- review a lot of very good software.
-
- 2) BEST CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBERS AND EXTENSIONS.
-
- Nearly all companies listed here and the registered version
- have toll-free nos. I have contacted each company and found
- the most direct phone numbers. As a result, time spent on
- 'hold' or transferred will be greatly reduced when you call.
- You'll reach the department directly responsible for the
- desired product. Often companies do not list their 800 number
- in ads or any other literature. But through research I've
- managed to find and include them here. This feature will save
- phone charges and time. Detailed instructions on what
- extension to ask for or number to press is included.
-
-
- 3) ACCESS TO COMPANY EXPERTS, TOLL-FREE TECH SUPPORT
- AND OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE CONTACTS.
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- You'll speak with the department most knowledgeable about the
- product. Sales reps. are very helpful and can answer most
- questions except the most technical. If a company has
- toll-free tech support the number is listed near the
- sales/marketing 800 number. These numbers are not widely
- advertised and were obtained with a lot of effort. A lot can
- be learned, including basics. E.g., anyone with an interest
- in networks can contact a network company that will explain
- some basics.
-
- Because you can speak with someone quickly and easily much
- more can be learned with less effort (and cost) than reading
- a book or manual. For many applications, e.g. Wordperfect,
- completely free tech. support is available. For those who
- prefer studying, the booklet category has companies that send
- good basic guides for most computer fields.
-
- 4) VIDEO CASSETTES.
-
- These are also free and describe the company and/or their
- products. The tapes and boxes can be re-used to tape favorite
- programs and will fit into any VHS recorder. A total of 19
- videos are available in the registered version. Please see
- the catalog for description of Videolist which offers 140
- free videos plus a $10.00 credit from one company to all
- callers. These are all part of promoting products. However,
- you will also learn from these videos.
-
- 5) BOOKLETS, LITERATURE, MAGAZINES, EXPOS, GAME DEMOS, SEMINARS,
- DISCOUNT CATALOGS, POSTERS, PERSONAL ORGANIZERS, MUGS, ETC. (MUGS
- AND PERSONAL ORGANIZERS AVAILABLE IN REGISTERED VERSION)
-
- Many companies send thick informative booklets and literature
- describing many computer-related topics. To educate their
- users they send basic 'How To' booklets. For example, titles
- read something like, "Getting The Most from Your PC, Network,
- Mainframe, Connectivity, Telephone, etc. (titles depend on
- the company.)" I carefully selected booklets which are truly
- informative and do not try to sell a particular product.
- These are not sales materials or brochures and you will
- really learn a lot from them.
-
- Free computer magazine subscriptions are used to increase ad
- revenue. Most of the ads deal with specific products and
- systems. These free magazines are specialized and appeal to a
- certain reader. These are an excellent source of information,
- news and events.
-
- Free admission to popular expos and conferences: These are
- large trade shows with many exhibits from companies all over
- the U.S. Normally admission at the show without an invitation
- is at least $10 - $30.00. As with other items, these passes
- are free to all callers.
-
- Free seminars are given to explain the basics of products and
- help potential customers understand products and services
- better. Practically all the expos and seminars listed in the
- registered version of CompuFreebies are not advertised any
- place else. Free catalogs are offered are on either CD Rom or
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- diskettes. These are found in the electronic catalog section.
- Many sales brochures come in large folders for holding papers.
- Large envelopes can be re-used for other mailings.
-
- 6) LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED.
-
- A convenient listing of companies (such as this) with toll
- free numbers provides computer users with a great opportunity
- to explore and come across a solution or helpful product.
- Some companies with good products may not take out a full
- page ad (or any ad) in magazines or newspapers. We have many
- unadvertised free items and computer products listed.
-
- No purchase is required at any time from any company. Take as
- much time as necessary to review the demo disks and other
- material carefully. Only ask for what is really necessary as
- most things are expensive, especially for mail and handling.
-
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-
- Once again, thank you for selecting and reviewing this file!
- We value all our customers and are committed to quality. I am
- sure you and\or your organization will find this unique
- product helpful. You will definitely and without question get
- back more than your investment - not only in material goods,
- but in gain of knowledge and learning. The value of reliable
- knowledge is quite high and always pays back good dividends.
-
-
- - Louis Puccio, President. INFOLIST.
-
-
-
- SHAREWARE LAUGHS
- """"""""""""""""
- Following are some jokes and humor straight from my computer
- to yours. I save some of the best jokes I come across into a
- large file and chose some here to share with you. I always
- say that we can never laugh too much. Well, that's not always
- true...I also say other things besides that! Oh well, you
- know what I mean. Enjoy!
-
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-
- A young boy came home from class and his mother asked, "What
- did you learn in algebra class today, son?"
- "Well, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy.
- "Now, hold on there, son; everybody knows that pie are round"
-
-
- Didja hear about the cow that caught such a cold she gave
- nothing but ice cream?
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-
- What are microchips ?
- A. Little bitty highway patrolmen
- B. What you eat with microdip
- C. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie
-
- On a bright, warm spring day, a certain resident of East Indian
- origin was shaking his rug on his front porch. A passerby saw
- him, couldn't help himself and blurted, "What is the problem?
- Can't get it started?"
-
-
- A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policeman, he
- was use to pounding a beat.
-
-
- A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
-
-
- These two guys just arrived in America and decide to buy
- their first jigsaw puzzle. It takes them six months to
- finish it. One guy says, "Let's have a party to celebrate
- our accomplishment." So they invite their friends over for a
- party and one of the guests asks, "What are we celebrating
- guys?" The guys reply, as they're pointing to their
- accomplishment on the table, "We put together our first
- jigsaw puzzle and it only took us six months!" The guest
- says, "What is so special about that? It doesn't look very
- difficult." The guys reply, "Well, the cover of the box said
- '3 to 5 years'."
-
-
- Author unknown:
-
- I walked into a pizza place down the street from where I use
- to live. I was with a friend and we could not decide what
- kind of pizza we wanted. We decided to get a half of one kind
- and half another. "Give us a large vegetarian pizza, but put
- pepperoni on half". The guy behind the counter VERY straight
- faced and quite serious asked: "Which half would you like the
- pepperoni on?" Without missing a beat, I said "The right
- half!" He wrote "Pepperoni on the right half" on the tag and
- handed it to the guy who makes the pizzas. That guy smiled a
- bit and proceeded to make us our pizza.
-
- About 20 minutes later they called my name. When I went to
- pick up the pizza I noticed that it was sitting so that the
- pepperoni was to my right but the counter person's left. I
- could not resist. I said "Hey, I wanted the pepperoni on the
- right side not the left side!" This taught me not to be such
- a smart ass in the future. The clerk, looking worried,
- grabbed the pizza and tossed it into the trash saying "Damn,
- I'm sorry, they must have made a mistake. We will make you
- another one right now!"
-
- 25 minutes later, I kept quiet and ate the pizza! My friend
- and I did laugh about it for quite some time. Especially when
- the clerk gave us each a free beer and said he was sorry for
- the mistake and that we had to wait!!!!
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- This piece of string walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" He
- asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, we
- don't allow string in here. You'll have to leave." The
- string gets up and walks out. Later he decides to try it
- again. This time he ties himself in a knot around the middle
- and cuts the end of the string by his head. He goes back in
- the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, are you
- a string?" The string says "No,
- I'm a frayed knot."
-
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
- All the kings horses and all the kings men
- Said what the heck, its only an egg!
-
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
- All the kings horses and all the kings men
- Had scrambled eggs for the next two weeks!
-
- I just heard about a group of US tourists who came back from
- the Soviet Union. They visited Lenin's Tomb, which is one of
- the most important monuments in the Kremlin. Although the
- line was long, the foreigners were allowed to go to the front
- of the line. As they were allowed to enter, one 20 year old
- woman was not allowed to go in because she wore a short
- sleeved blouse. (It was in the summer) She couldn't figure
- out why such a rule existed.
-
- Later on, she asked her travel guide about the rule, and was
- told that the Soviet constitution does not guarantee the
- right to bare arms.
-
- Some from the 8th annual Ten-Best Stressed Puns competition:
-
- A man discovered that a blood vessel on his wife's forehead
- would enlarge as the barometric pressure fell. He learned
- soon to predict rainstorms by observing her weather vein.
-
-
- Mr. Greenjeans said to Mr. Bluejeans, "Me? I like to wake
- up with the rooster. How about you?"
- Mr. Bluejeans shook his head, "Naw, I prefer sleeping in my
- own bed."
-
-
- (Sung with Italian accordion music in the background.)
-
- If you see a big eel,
- and his teeth are like steel,
- That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
-
- If he's big and he's mean
- and he's slimy and green,
- That's a Moray. (A Moray)
-
- When he's fanning his gills,
- Better head for the hills,
- That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
- - 36 -
- From a hole in the reef,
- He will bring you much grief,
- That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
-
-
- The following was taken from the Internet humor news-group.
- Unfortunately, I do not have the author's name to give credit
- here:
-
- SUBJECT: Service Interaction
-
- A particularly insidious kind of sales call now appearing in
- several cities is one which is initiated by computer, and
- contains recorded questions by some mellifluous voice that
- requires answers in simple digits or "yes" and "no". A voice
- recognition circuit then processes your answers and asks
- further questions based on your former answers. The sales
- pitch is usually disguised as a survey of some kind. The
- despicable thing about these things is that they won't leave
- you alone. If you hang up, they will just call back again.
-
-
- One day my wife got a call from one of these computer
- systems, and her answering machine answered. The conversation
- that followed was hilarious, as it consisted of two machines
- talking to each other without having the slightest idea about
- what each other was saying. The conversation wound up in an
- endless loop, as follows:
-
- [PHONE] *RING*
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "...At the tone, please give your
- message. BEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "Hello. This is [company_name], and we are taking a
- telephone survey...when I ask a question, wait for the beep,
- then please speak plainly. I will repeat your answer back to
- you, and verify it. First, what is your phone number?
- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- (The answering machine, upon hearing the beep, got confused
- and thought it was a play-back command, and generated another
- beep in response.)
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "Thank you! Your phone number was
- 443-28347-47756-377764-22222. Is that correct?
- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any children?
- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] Thank you! What is the age of your first child?
- BEEEEEEEEEEP."
- - 37 -
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "Your first child is 1,222 years old. Is that
- correct? BEEEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [--------------- BEGIN ENDLESS LOOP ----------------]
-
- [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any more children? BEEEEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "Thank you! What is this child's age? BEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [PHONE] "This child is 4,233 years old. Is that correct?
- BEEEEP."
-
- [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
-
- [---------------------END LOOP -----------------------]
-
- My wife, upon noticing that the answering machine had been
- going for over half an hour, turned up the volume to find out
- what was going on. When she discovered this endless loop (by
- now she had over 200 children, all over 1,000 years old), she
- switched off the answering machine. The computer never called
- again.
-
-
- FUN FACTS
- """""""""
-
- The following is from my file of 'fun' and general facts.
- I add to this when I come across a magazine or newspaper
- article with something interesting or unique:
-
- Dave Kunst walked around the world in 4 1/2 years covering
- 15,000 miles. He ended in Newport Beach, California in
- October 1974.
-
- Longest car in the world is in New York and costs $80,000. It
- has 2 sofas, TV, stereo, 2 fridges, bar and 3 phones. It's 27
- ft. long.
-
-
- The distance between the wingtips of a Boeing 747 is longer
- than the flight first made by the Wright Bros.
-
- Walter Diemer invented bubble gum in 1928. Everyone said the
- idea was crazy. When asked why bubble gum is pink he said,
- 'It was the only coloring I had at the time.'
-
- Kangaroos received their names when Captain Cook's crew asked
- Australian aborigines what those strange creatures hopping
- about were. They answered, 'Kangaroo,' which means 'What are
- you saying?'
- - 38 -
- In 1978 a 37 year old man, Yukihoro Isa, climbed 12,388 Mount
- Fuji in 5 days. He was paralyzed from the waist down and did
- it in a one horsepower wheelchair.
-
- World's Longest Walk - He walked 19,019 miles in 7 years,
- from Tierra del Fuego in S. America to Alaska's shores.
-
- Some names of actual towns:
-
- Disco, Wisconsin - Waltz, Michigan
- Carefree, Arizona - Panic, Pennsylvania
- Normal, Illinois - Peculiar, Missouri
- Sunrise, Wyoming - Sunset, Louisiana
-
- Lively, Virginia - Drab, Pennsylvania
- Why, Arizona - Whynot, Mississippi
- Ball Ground, Georgia
-
- Baseline, Calif.
- Centerfield, Utah
- Diamond, Missouri
- Fence, Wisconsin
- Fly, Ohio
- Homer, Louisiana
- Pitcher, NY
- Sunfield, Michigan
- Umpire, Arkansas
-
- Elvis Presley's Favorite snack was a fried peanut butter and
- banana sandwich.
-
- Thomas Crapper - 1837 - 1910. A sanitary engineer who
- invented the valve-and-siphon arrangement that made the
- modern toilet possible.
-
- The busiest U.S. intersection: the junction of Interstate 10
- (Santa Monica Freeway) and Interstate 405 (San Diego
- Freeway). An average of 513,000 vehicles use it every day.
-
-
- NO. OF TELEPHONE POLLS IN US - AS OF 1989:
-
- Alabama - 435,266 Connecticut - 388,627 Idaho - 60,840
- Alaska - 394 (least) Delaware - 45,303 Illinois - 737,728
- Arizona - 167,202 D.C. - 17,458 Indiana - 522,940
-
- Arkansas - 164,141 Florida - 635,506 Iowa - 106,175
- California - 1,783,465 (most) Georgia - 426,207 Kansas - 166,145
- Colorado - 216,268 Hawaii - 140,675 Kentucky - 446,403
- Louisiana - 287,082 Ohio - 1,212,887
-
- Maine - 236,376 Oklahoma - 282,144
- Maryland - 341,271 Oregon - 168,630
- Massachusetts - 644,852 Pennsylvania - 1,275,520
- Michigan - 660,291 Rhode Island - 134,408
- Minnesota - 144,238 South Carolina - 171,615
- Mississippi - 260,717 South Dakota - 20,293
- Missouri - 533,598 Tennessee - 515,516
- Montana - 56,198 Texas - 1,290,977
- - 39 -
- Nebraska - 60,590 Utah - 87,104
- Nevada - 75,190 Vermont - 141,997
- New Hampshire - 216,699 Virginia - 542,970
- New Jersey - 640,162 Washington - 366,826
- New Mexico - 84,918 West Virginia - 315,630
- New York - 1,469,917 (2nd most) Wisconsin - 231,594
- North Carolina - 403,983 Wyoming - 37,283
- North Dakota - 15,214
- Total - 19,387,333
-
- About 50 million hot dogs are consumed in the U.S. every day!
-
- Walter Nilson, on a dare from Robert "Believe It Or Not"
- Ripley, unicycled across the U.S. from New York City to San
- Francisco covering 3,306 miles in 117 days without falling
- once.
-
- Chief M.K.O. Abiola, the head of a tribe in Nigeria is a
- billionaire. He pays for the college education of any
- Nigerian who asks him.
-
-
- CAN'T COUNT
-
- In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March
- after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for
- disorderly conduct and thus now faces up to 20 years in prison.
-
-
- Well, this is it! This is really the end of this file...
-
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