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- MAIL FRAUD
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- by L.E. Pirate
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- >>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
- -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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- Mail Fraud. The best thing since sugar free Jello (right Psyche?).
- It is probably the most illegal thing you can get involved in, even worse
- than (gulp) credit card scams. If you watch the news much, they nab alot
- of mafia dudes and drug guys for mail fraud, so I really do not recomend
- this as something you should do; I don't do it, so you know how much
- trouble you can get in.
-
- In order to do this, you have to card an advertisement in a magazine for
- a cruise, like a 6-10 day cruise in the Bahamas and 2 days in DisneyWorld.
- Make the ad colorful, something that would "jump out" at the person. I
- suggest you advertise in National Inquirer, Weekly World News, or something
- like that (the bullshit papers, "I had a UFO Monkey for a baby, etc.") Those
- kinds of papers will carry any ads. Either get a voice mail system, or a
- voice line (which is so stupid since the feds will catch you faster than
- you can say "jail sentence"). Make the voice mail system message say
- something like this.
-
- (PLAY SOME MUSIC, NOT ROCK OR ANYTHING, LIKE MUZAK SHIT)
- "Hello there, you have reached Star*Dust International Cruise Line
- Reservations. At the moment, no one is currently available in the
- office. Please leave your name, and voice number where you can be reached,
- daytime or home numbers are accepted. Please leave it at the sound of the
- tone. Thank you, and have a nice day!" BEEP.
-
- Next. Call them and say, "Star*Dust International calling" or whatever.
- Ask them if they would like a FREE cruise line listing. Write down their
- address. Before anything, you should call a real place and ask for some
- cruise line booklets delivered to YOUR house (YOUR address). Make an
- official looking cruise line sheet to go inside the booklet, rip the ones
- out that are in there. Ask shit like drivers license number, 2 forms of
- identification, visa/mc/amex card (you know), references, etc. Tell them
- to mail it to a P.O. box (get one registered under an alias, not your
- handle, dipshit, but like, 'TOM DICKFACE' or something. If they need I.D.
- read the file coming out soon, 'PAPER FRAUD' or 'CHANGING YOUR I.D.', it
- will appear in the first issue of Beyond TAP Magazine in March, 1988).
- Then tell them their tickets will be mailed to them. You might want to
- call a place and ACTUALLY get them the tickets, or just forget about it.
- If you send the tickets, they will totally forget about it. If not, I'm
- sure a full investigation will kick in. Best to do it.
-
- Please be careful...I would not actually try this. I have not tried
- it, and I do not plan on trying it. I take no responsibility for what
- you do (right there, I said it). If you try anything in ANY of my files,
- you are totally 100 percent liable for everything you do. I did not make
- you do anything, and I assume you are not a 'tard and can understand that
- mail fraud is one of the grandmaster biggies of all time. So stay cool.
-
- I'd like to thank ME, Swamp Rat, The Blade, Professor Falken, Ice Pic,
- Brain Tumor, The Traxster, Dr. Rom, Grass Lunatic, Bronze Rider, The Disk
- Jockey, The Perplexer, Dial Tone, Scourge, Fry Guy, The Snowman, and
- anyone that I forgot. Big FUCK YOU's go out to Dead Lord who thinks Blade
- won't get his book sold. Thanks again.
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