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- Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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- Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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- March 22, 1991
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- Become a Quick-Change Artist - written by Drug Lord
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- Many people are looking for easy ways to make money, and this way seems to
- be one of the easiest. All it takes is a little intelligence, some simple
- math skills, and the ability to bullshit out of a bad situation.
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- There are a few different ways to approach this method or ripoff schemes,
- so I will explain a few of them and let you choose whichever suits you best.
- There is quite a bit of risk involved in this, so how much you prepare for it
- depends on how badly you want to get busted.
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- The best places are grocery stores or other lame stores such as K-Mart or
- Wal-Mart. There are a few things that you should test for so that you can get
- to know what the store is like and what the employees are like. Do these
- things a few days before you ever start trying this. Go through a line and
- see if they will give you change for a $5 bill. Just ask for five ones or
- something. This way you can see what they have to do to open their drawer.
- Some registers require a supervisor's key in order to make change. This way
- you will know whether or not a manager will be called when you are making your
- move.
-
- Look for new employees. Find ones that are 1-2 weeks old and don't know much
- about everything going on. This isn't necessary, it is just a step in your
- favor. Now that you know all this, you are ready to bullshit your way into
- making some extra dough.
-
- First write a phone number on one side of a $20 bill. It doesn't really matter
- which side it is on, but you might want to just put it on the back because
- bills are placed face up in a cash register. Buy a few inexpensive items in
- the store. Try to get them to total an odd amount such as $3.71 or $4.29 so
- that the numbers aren't easily calculated. Now go to a lane with lots of
- people
- and one that moves generally fast (ie: express lane). The people and the speed
- of the lane will put the extra pressure on the cashier to hurry up so that they
- can continue which helps add to the confusion.
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- Now for the kill. After the cashier rings your order up, hand him the $20 bill
- with the phone number on it. After they give you your change back, get a
- dumb expression on your face (this is generally the easy part). Tell him that
- there is a phone number on the back of the $20 bill that you need to see.
- After he hands you the $20 then give him a $5 bill and ask for 4 singles and
- change for a dollar for the Coke machine outside, or the newspaper machine, or
- whatever. Now he is worried about giving you the correct change, and isn't
- concentrating on the $20 he gave you back. After this it is just general
- bullshit. You can ask him what time they close, or where some place is that
- you really know is like next door. Apologize for the inconvenience and leave.
- Don't seemed rushed to get out the door. The other people in line will be
- bitching enough, therefore putting pressure on the cashier to hurry the fuck
- up before they complain.
-
- Added notes ---
-
- It would also help if you had an accomplice. It seems pretty stupid to say
- this, but here it goes anyway for the dumb asses that might fuck it up. Don't
- talk to this accomplice and don't let anyone know you are together. Get about
- one order apart so that your accomplice is behind the customer behind you.
- While the cashier is fooling around with giving you the correct change, this
- person can say something like "Hurry up, I'm late for work!" or other things
- that might speed it along.
-
- Added bonus ---
-
- A cheap way of short changing is to have an accomplice in front of you buy
- something, give the cashier a $20 bill (phone number on the back) and then
- leave as normal. Then, when you go to pay for your order you give them a $5
- bill and then when they give you the change you tell them that you gave them
- a $20 bill because you can prove it....and then recite the phone number on the
- back of the $20 bill for them. This usually works. That way you make an easy
- $15.
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- Be sure you remember the phone number on the back. Also make sure the number
- is local to you and would sound logical. And of course, if the fucking manager
- gets called, then just bullshit your way out by giving a sob story about that
- being the $20 bill that your girlfriend wrote her number on when you all
- started going out, and it has sentimental value.
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- Just wanted to say "hey" to Sinister X and Agent Cyclone. I told you I would
- get to writing the files. Be sure to look for more ULTRA files. Their new,
- up-to-date....and ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
-
- --- Drug Lord
- U.L.T.R.A.
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