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- \/ Freddy Meets the Gestapo \/
- TS #4
- 12/05/89 by Gross Genitalia
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- [Centre of Eternity.....40 megs.....3/12/2400 baud............615-552-5747]
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- Little Freddy had always been notorious for stirring up shit on the
- local boards. He had been threatened numerous times by many users, Little
- Freddy just laughed and laughed. One time one of the users showed up at
- Freddy's front door. Freddy became son scared he pissed in his pants and
- ran to his mommy, who in turn stepped to the door and told the user not
- to ever be bothering her pansy defenseless son again. It got to the
- point where Little Freddy was kicked off all the local boards. He was
- so bored now he didn't know what to do. This began Freddy's change of
- tune, which led to his worst of nightmares.
- Little Freddy was about 13 years old. He was in middle school and
- was exceptionally stupid and insecure. Everyone picked on him because
- he tried his damnest to bug the shit out of everyone. One of the other
- local users, about his age, also went to Freddy's middle school. This
- other user had already thrown Freddy into the showers and dunked his
- head in the bowl in the boy's locker room, and was about to do the
- same again. Freddy's life was one of solitude, the few friends he had
- were geeks even scrawnier than he.
- As Freddy sat at home one night, he realized the severity of his
- boredom. Ideas began brewing in his head. Late that night, past his
- usual bedtime of 8:00, Freddy decided that if the local users wouldn't
- have him, maybe out-of-state users would. Freddy was too damned dumb
- to write a code hacker, so he had leeched one from the local 60 meg
- AE about a month ago. At about that time his file transfer priveledges
- were stripped from his account. The program was a multi-port multi-carrier
- hacker that Phukt Sector had written called "Phuk-a-Code". Freddy did
- not understand what the fuck this meant, he just knew it must be good
- since it did so many things that he just didn't understand. He ran
- Phuk-a-code, set some parameters, let it fly then shut off his screen.
- He sat on his bed for awhile then his mother came in. She kissed him
- on the cheek, which turned him on, and told him to hurry up and go
- to bed. She left and shut his door. After he heard his parent's
- bedroom door shut he lifted up his mattress and pulled out a wrinkled
- photo he had gotten from one of his geek friends. The photo had been
- pulled from an outdated issue of Penthouse magazine; it was of a
- scraggly-looking whore laying spread-eagled on the bed. Although
- little Freddy didn't fully understand the picture (mind you he was a
- dumbass fuckup), he would still sit and gaze at it for several minutes
- at a time. He would then whip his half-hard tiny dick out of his
- pajamas and begin fondling it. He would continue to gaze at the picture.
- He would then clench his dick in his hand and begin jacking off, still
- gazing into the uncomprehended picture. He got no feeling from it,
- yet he continued to whack off. He whacked and whacked until he tired
- himself out, clicked off the light, then went to sleep.
- He woke up the next morning and clicked on his computer screen.
- No codes had been recorded. He had heard some of knowledgable hackers
- of the local area talking about how tightly the phone companies were
- watching out for phreakers and hackers. He did have a small speck of
- intelligence as he turned off the computer before going to school;
- he knew it would be dumb to leave it hacking through the day. He
- went off to school as usual, his dick aching from last night.
- All through the day little Freddy thought about going home and
- hacking out codes. Finally 3 o'clock came, and he hopped on the
- school bus. When the bus driver stopped in front of his house he
- was out the door before it had hardly opened. He rushed inside and
- clicked on his computer, eagerly loading Phuk-a-Code. He input the
- parameters to continue hacking from where he had stopped last night,
- and Phuk-a-code set to work. He ran downstairs to get some milk and
- cookies and rushed back upstairs to start on his homework.
- He had just finished his math and was about to start on science
- when his computer produced a few short beeping sounds. Overjoyed,
- Little Freddy dashed over and slammed on the monitor switch. Sure
- enough, there was a valid code sitting on the screen. Freddy hurriedly
- copied it down and broke out of Phuk-a-code. He stuck in ASCII Express
- and went to dial mode. AE dialed the 950 port and the code, and Freddy
- heard the pause in the tone. He was getting too excited. AE paused
- and then dialed the number to an 80 meg board he knew of in Arizona.
- (Arizona? Oh well, many places are barren so will make for a nice place
- to set up a mock board...) Yeah, it was, er, Cattle Molestors Anonymous,
- yeah, that's what it was. He soon saw "Connect 1200" and he just about
- fell out of his chair. Gee, we must give him some credit, he's a fucked
- up loser schmuck fartsniffer, surely we can't go so far as to give him
- 300 baud, can we? Oh well. He entered "NEW" at the prompt and proceeded
- to fill out a new-user application. He got into the system and sat there
- stunned for a few minutes.
-
- [Cattle Molestor's Anonymous][Command] Bulletin boards
-
- Wait...loading.
-
- [#1/The Cow Pit] Command:Post a bulletin
-
- Address to: ALL U K00L PEOPLZ
- Title: HEY D00DZ HOW R U?
-
- Cattle Molestors Anonymous AE
- 1-602-4-PHUK-ME 60 megs
- ENTER on blank line to edit.
- -----------------------------
- 1. HEY GUYS, I AM CALLING HERE FROM FLORIDA AINT THIS KEEN? I AM USING
- 2. SPRINT TO CALL HERE BECAUSE I HACKED THIS CODE OUT WITH PHUK-A-CODE.
- 3. ONE OF MY FRIENDS WROTE IT. DO ANY OF U D00DZ WANT TO TRADE SOME
- 4. WAREZ? MY LATEST AND KEEN WARE IS ULTIMA III. I COPIED IT FROM THE
- 5. TEACHER AT MY MIDDLE SK00L. MY VOICE NUMBER IS 555-1234. OH YEAH
- 6. I GUESS U NEED THE AREA CODE SO THAT'S 813. CALL ME SOMETIME IF YOU
- 7. WANT 2 TRADE. I GUESS I'LL GO SEE IF THIS BOARD HAS ANY WAREZ I
- 8. WANT. I WILL ALSO UPLOAD STICKBEAR ABC'S IF ANY OF U D00DZ WANT
- 9. IT. FIRST I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE X-MODEM OPTION IN
- 10. THIS PROGRAM.
- 11. L8R
- 12. FREDDY
- 13.
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- CMA AE: Abort, Continue, Delete, Edit, Insert, New, Save: Save message
- Saving...wait.
-
- [#1/The Cow Pit] Command:Quit to main
-
- [Cattle Molestor's Anonymous][Command] File transfers
-
- Sorry, you do not yet have access to the AE section.
-
- [Cattle Molestor's Anonymous][Command] Feedback to the Head Cow
-
- Title: FILZ AND STUFF
-
- Cattle Molestors Anonymous AE
- 1-602-4-PHUK-ME 60 megs
- ENTER on blank line to edit.
- -----------------------------
- 1. HEY MR. SYS-OP, I WOULD MUCHLY APPRECIATE ACCESS TO YOUR FILE TRANSFER
- 2. SECTION. I WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY PROGRAMS I MIGHT NEED. I HAVE
- 3. SOME WARZ TO UPLOAD IF YOU WANT THEM AND I CAN CALL OFTEN BECAUSE I
- 4. HAVE A SPRINT CODE. I LEFT YOU MY REAL VOICE NUMBER SO YOU CAN CALL
- 5. ME BY VOICE SOMETIME AND WE CAN TALK. L8R.
- 6.
-
- CMA AE: Abort, Continue, Delete, Edit, Insert, New, Save: Save feedback
- Saving...wait.
-
- [Cattle Molestor's Anonymous][Command] Hang up
-
- Goodbye FREDDY, thanx for calling.
- You were caller #28631.
-
- $x1$yas{]5
- NO*CARRIER
-
- Need I explain WHY all the users hated Freddy? Out of the long list
- of NO'S that Freddy went by, the obvious thing he did wrong was post
- about using a sprint port, leaving his fuckin VOICE NUMBER all over,
- and posting just the lame shit. He was satisfied with himself for some
- unearthly reason, and he resumed his wonderful science homework. Later
- on that night he placed calls to other long distance systems around the
- country.
- Little Freddy called just about every damned board in the country
- using the same damned port and code. He posted his voice number quite
- often and just did stupid giveaway shit.
- However he did not get caught, and he continued in his habits for
- approximately two months. He leeched wares left and right. The sysops
- of some of the boards were beginning to get sick of his shit and were
- blacklisting him. Until it got so out of hand that the sysop of a
- relatively "clean" (minus a few ELITE sections) system reported Freddy
- to the Gestapo. The Gestapo watched Freddy's line for a while, and
- caught him red handed a number of times.
- One afternoon little Freddy came home from school and jumped onto
- a board located in Boise, Idaho. He was on for a few minutes and
- someone rang the doorbell. He quickly logged off the system and rushed
- downstairs. He hoped to see his geeky little friend Bob. What he
- saw instead was the figure of a burly man standing in his doorway. He
- looked aside and saw behind the man several other men, holding
- briefcases and various equipment. His mother greeted them warmly
- (and goofily) and invited them in. Freddy stood in the kitchen, out of
- sight, listening intently. The men began explaining to Freddy's mother
- that Freddy had been using other people's Sprint accounts to illegally
- place long distance telephone calls. Freddy's mother was appalled and
- immdeiately took Freddy's defense. But the first man whipped several
- computer printouts from his briefcase, showing detailed records of
- Freddy's activities on their phone network. The mother's face dropped,
- and she began bawling. How could her precious little pure son do
- something so awful? She ran into another room to grab some Kleenex.
- As she looked up she saw Freddy standing solemnly in the doorway. She
- lunged at him and picked him up by his belt and threw him across the
- dining room table. "How in the hell could you DO something like
- this Frederick Allen Smith? How dare you!" His mother was ravaging across
- the dining room after Freddy. The four Gestapo representatives came
- into the dining room. They tried to stop Mrs. Smith from beating her
- son but it was too late; she was already placing humongous dents in
- the sheet-rock walls with her son's head. The Gestapo men pulled the
- mother away. She said to them, between her deep gasps for air, "Give
- us a day or two to knock some sense into him and figure out what's
- happening here." The men left the house and Freddy was sent to his
- room.
- The next day his mother left for the grocery store. Having been
- busted already, Little Freddy figured he could get away with calling
- the boards again with the code; surely they had stopped monitoring
- his line. But just as soon as he dialed the code, there were hard
- knocks on his door. He rapidly shut off the computer. The knocks
- became louder. They combined with the increasing thumping in his
- ears. He tried to hide. They would go away. No. After several
- minutes the punding continued, increasing in force with each stroke
- on the door. Freddy finally dashed at the front door and swung it
- open and cried, "What do you WANT? Stop that BEATING SHIT!" There
- stood on his front porch two of the Gestapo men. They enetered the
- house without saying a word. They shut the door behind them. "Hey!
- You can't come in here like that!" squeaked Freddy. Still the
- men said nothing. The first man grabbed Freddy and picked him up.
- The men then carried Freddy upstairs to his bedroom. They threw him
- down on the bed and shut and locked his doors. They stripped him
- naked and began fondling him. One of the Gestapo men shoved two
- large fingers deep into Freddy's tiny intestinal tract. Freddy
- screamed loudly so the the other man gagged him. The men began
- rubbing Freddy's ass. One man grabbed Freddy's dick and began
- whacking him off. Freddy wiggled and tried his hardest to get away,
- but the other Gestapo man held him down. The man took his hand
- away from Freddy's dick and shoved his two middle fingers up
- Freddy's asshole. He began sucking Freddy's dick. He sucked for
- a long long while, then the other man began to suck. Still Freddy
- could not come. Unsatisfied, the Gestapo men left Freddy's house.
- Freddy sat on his bed, crying. Why did he have to be punished this
- way for his phone crimes? Were all people molested for their crimes?
- He looked out his bedroom window and continued to cry. He saw the men
- leave through the back door and begin fooling in the bushes. He ran
- to the phone to dial the police. He was shaking badly and his
- crying fits wouldn't subside. He picked up the phone. He dialed a
- nine. He heard a hissing noise outside his window. He dialed a one.
- The hissing became louder and he turned around. He turned back around
- to dial another one. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! A bright light flashed into
- Freddy's eyes and a strong force blew his naked body across his room
- and into the wall. In this last brief moment he realized the Gestapo
- men had planted a bomb in the bushes below his window. It was not
- the explosion however that killed him, but it was the large chunk of
- sharp glass that flew at him with such great speed, drove through his
- eyes, sliced cleanly through his brain and stuck into the wall.
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