Transcription: You're listening to K.O.M.A. The Voice of Los Angeles. When purchasing an automobile, some people look for economy, thrift, practicality. Dude, that sounds so square. Tired of economy boxes? Check out the new Admiral Motors Penis Extension Turbo Sport. Whoa, dude! It's long and shiny and really handles the curves. Excellent! Guess what you need to impress the chicks. Some models sold without wheels or tires. See dealer for details. Some assembly required. Venus Extension Turbo Sport is a registered trademark of the Admiral Motors Corporation. Dealer assumes no liability to purchaser. Intercour ...