R0102 Last year I made a list of things I resolved to do; I'll use that list again this year, it's still as good as new!
R0103 People are certainly peculiar - they want the front of the bus, the back of the church and the middle of the road.
R0104 Flattery is the art of telling another person exactly what he thinks of himself.
R0105 Burn the candle at both ends and you double the chances of burning your fingers.
R0106 One thing I've learned in growing old, no doubt you've noticed too; The kids to whom you give advice now give advice to you.
R0107 The trouble with the younger generation is it hasn't read the minutes of the last meeting.
R0108 A politician is someone who never met a tax he didn't hike.
R0109 There is nothing like sealing a letter to inspire a fresh thought.
R0110 Seeing ourselves as others see us wouldn't do any good. We wouldn't believe it.
R0111 Anybody can grab a tiger by the tail. The trick is knowing what to do next.
R0112 The big fish always gets away - that's why they're big.
R0113 If water pollution gets any worse walking on it will be easy.
R0114 Why are the godless so frightened by the sound of prayer?
R0115 The last word in an argument is what a wife says. Anything a husband says after that is the start of another argument.
R0116 If at first you do succeed, it's too easy - try something else.
R0117 Disneyland is the greatest people trap ever built by a mouse.
R0118 Poverty is no disgrace - it's just inconvenient.
R0119 It's not enough for a gardener to love flowers. He must also hate weeds.
R0120 The man who claims he never made a mistake in his life generally has a wife who did.
R0121 The world is divided into good people and bad people and the good people decide which is which.
R0122 One of the pleasures of age is looking back at the girls you didn't marry.
R0123 Good judgment comes from experience - usually experience which was the result of poor judgment.
R0124 Conceit is an old disease; it makes everyone sick but the one who has it.
R0125 Even when a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth.
R0126 A man usually can tell what kind of time he's having at a party by the look on his wife's face.
R0127 Most girls are looking for a man who is tall, dark and has some.
R0128 A good wife laughs at her husband's jokes, not because they're clever, but because she is.
R0129 Be careful of your thoughts; they may break into words.
R0130 You can accomplish anything if you have patience. You can even carry water in a sieve - if you wait until it freezes.
R0131 The end never really justifies the meanness.
R0201 A swap is a trade between two people who think they skinned the other.
R0202 You can always tell a well informed man - his views are the same as yours.
R0203 Money may not be everything, but it's a great consolation until you do have everything.
R0204 How come every time a guy meets a girl who cooks like mom she looks like dad?
R0205 A honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
R0206 Then there was the fellow who discovered a way to hammer nails without hitting his thumb. He has his wife hold the nails.
R0207 Love does not consist of two people looking at each other, but of two people looking in the same direction.
R0208 There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it.
R0209 The worst thing about growing old is having to listen to advice from your children.
R0210 A class reunion is when everyone gets together to see who's falling apart.
R0211 You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.
R0212 By the time a man realizes that mabye his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
R0213 There is more to life than increasing its speed. (Mahatma Gandhi)
R0214 There is no curve for birth and death, so why not enjoy the interval?
R0215 A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
R0216 Some people don't hesitate to speak their mind because they have nothing to lose.
R0217 Only the mediocre are at their best.
R0218 The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.
R0219 Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 except January and February which have 80.
R0220 A successful executive is one who can delegate all responsibility, shift all blame and appropriate all credit.
R0221 Some of us used to dream of the day we might be earning the salary we're struggling on now.
R0222 The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
R0223 There are some, who, in a 50-50 proposition, insist on getting the hyphen too.
R0224 If you want something done, give it to a busy man - and he'll have his secretary do it.
R0225 Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
R0226 Give thanks for fools; but for them the rest of us would never succeed.
R0227 The chicken probably came before the egg because it's hard to imagine God sitting on an egg.
R0228 Living with a saint is more grueling than being one.
R0229 "If at first you don't succeed - keep on sucking till you do suck seed," or "there was the guy climbing the ladder to success. When he got to the top he looked up, and a guy sitting there says, "Hi, my name's Sess". (Curly Howard)
R0301 If you can't convince them - confuse them. (Harry S. Truman)
R0302 Before you argue with your boss take a good look at both sides - his side and the outside.
R0303 Rule of failure: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
R0304 America is a land of opportunity if you're a Japanese businessman.
R0305 Is there anything more embarrassing as watching your boss do something you said couldn't be done?
R0306 The mark of a true M.B.A. is he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.
R0307 There is no job so simple it cannot be done wrong.
R0308 Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
R0309 The closest one gets to perfection is filling out a job application.
R0310 Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
R0311 The first screw to get loose in your head is usually the one that holds your tongue in place.
R0312 A good manager hires optomists as salespeople and pessimists for the credit department.
R0313 If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
R0314 True wealth is not so much having talent, ambition, or luck, as it is having lots of money.
R0315 Always look for the calculations that go with the calculated risks.
R0316 Nobody ever puts out a sign that says "Nice Dog".
R0317 If you want to avoid suspicion, do not stoop to tie your shoe in a melon patch.
R0318 Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one.
R0319 A hole in the bottom of a bird's nest usually means she enjoys laying eggs, but is not very fond of children.
R0320 If we had our life to live over, we'd probably make the same mistakes sooner.
R0321 It's not possible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
R0322 A road map tells you everything except how to refold it.
R0323 A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
R0324 God made man at the end of the week, when he was tired.
R0325 If someone says: "I'm expensive" - believe them.
R0326 Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
R0327 The main cause of all problems are solutions.
R0328 An idea is a curious thing - it won't work unless you do.
R0329 There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head.
R0330 Common sense is the least common of all senses.
R0331 Toys are so sophiscated these days that they can play with each other.
R0401 Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
R0402 If you're stopped by the police, shut off your car and put your mouth in neutral.
R0403 Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.
R0404 Never eat any product when the listed ingredients cover more that one-third of the package.
R0405 A person who is always up in the air and harping on something is not necessarily an angel.
R0406 People do not usually reject the Bible bacause it contradicts itself, but because it contradicts them.
R0407 Every person should have a special cemetery plot in which to bury the faults of friends and loved ones.
R0408 Nowadays the only time people seem to get on their knees is when looking for a contact lens.
R0409 If God believed in permissiveness, he would have given us the Ten Suggestions
R0410 Children should be heard, not obscene.
R0411 Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.
R0412 What we learn after we know it all is what counts.
R0413 Old people know more about being young than young people know about being old
R0414 If it smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your shoes.
R0415 Education is the process of moving from cocksure to thoughtful uncertainty.
R0416 Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole.
R0417 A hug is a perfect gift - one size fits all and nobody minds if you give it back.
R0418 A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife has a very smart wife.
R0419 You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
R0420 They say there are lots of good fish in the sea - but who wants to go out with a fish?
R0421 A wallet is a device that permits you to lose all your valuables at the same time.
R0422 The simplest toy that even the youngest child can operate is called a grandparent.
R0423 The secret of happiness is being content with what you get - so get plenty.
R0424 Success covers a multitude of blunders.
R0425 To get along in today's economy, a man should have something working for him - like a wife.
R0426 A friend is someone who doesn't buy your child a drum for Christmas.
R0427 An optomist is the guy who can always see the bright side of other people's problems.
R0428 We all have undeveloped territory - it's under our hat.
R0429 A loving husband is one who remembers his wife's birthday, but forgets which one.
R0430 What this country needs is a set of brakes that will stop the car behind us.
R0501 Telling a teen-ager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
R0502 Santa Claus comes to us under many names: Kris Kringle, St. Nicholas, MasterCard.
R0503 From the time an infant tries to get his toes in his mouth, life is a continual struggle to make both ends meet.
R0504 Nothing is as difficult to do gracefully as getting off your high horse.
R0505 Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs.
R0506 Ask God's blessings on your work, but don't ask Him to do it for you.
R0507 Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
R0508 The most important things in the world, aren't things.
R0509 The price of sin is everlasting damnation, but that's one price that never goes up.
R0510 Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
R0511 One of the advantages of a clean life is that you can distinguish between flu and a hangover.
R0512 The longest wait in the world is when the nurse tells you to take off your clothes because the doctor will be with you in a moment.
R0513 The quickest way to learn speed reading is to get an unexpected letter from the IRS.
R0514 About the only thing that can halt an outrageous fad among the young is for adults to adopt it.
R0515 Ever notice how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet cannot understand the lawn mower, snow blower or vacuum cleaner.
R0516 Why is it that the people who have an hour to waste usually try to spend it with someone who does not?
R0517 Ever notice that nothing makes a boss more admired than being within earshot.
R0518 It's called "Pandora's Rule": Never open a box you didn't close.
R0519 If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
R0520 Skillful listening is the best remedy for lonliness, loquaciousness and laryngitis.
R0521 Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.
R0522 Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.
R0523 Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.
R0524 Sometimes you have to be silent in order to be heard.
R0525 Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's where you wish they were.
R0526 Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God.
R0527 Frustration is when the same snow that covers the ski slopes makes the road to them impassable.
R0528 The test of your fairness is how fair you are to those who are not.
R0529 There is no substitute for incomprehensible good luck.
R0530 Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
R0531 Never trust too much in an overly modest man. A guy failing to toot his own horn may simply have a dead battery.
R0601 The only way to live is to accept each minute as a unrepeatable miracle, which is exactly what it is - a miracle and unrepeatable.
R0602 Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
R0603 One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
R0604 Anyone all wrapped up in themselves is over dressed.
R0605 A happy marraige is the world's best bargain.
R0606 Laughter can be heard farther than weeping.
R0607 No sound concentrates so much spitefulness and malice into a very small volume as the panging of mosquitos.
R0608 Some women are the clinging-whine type.
R0609 Truce is better than friction.
R0610 You can be hurt only if you care a lot.
R0611 Some people are so persistent they'd have the last word with an echo.
R0612 There are those whose train of thought never leaves the depot.
R0613 The will of God will never lead you to where the grace of God cannot keep you.
R0614 Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
R0615 Work rules: 1) The boss is always right. 2) If the boss is wrong, see rule #1.
R0616 Do you know the 10 commandments are not multiple choice?
R0617 People don't plan to fail - they simply fail to plan.
R0618 If you have a rose to give, give it today for tomorrow may be too late.
R0619 Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing even though it's in hot water up to its nose.
R0620 People who brag about their ancestors are like carrots - the best part of them is underground.
R0621 Lord, give me strength to resist temptation, but not just yet.
R0622 Whenever you can, hang around the lucky. (Chinese proverb)
R0623 What this country needs is a course on defending yourself from folks who've had assertive training.
R0624 Most of us believe everyone should work - especially those who have jobs.
R0625 Your problems only defeat you when you let them lean on you.
R0626 You are getting old when you talk to yourself and you listen.
R0627 Lead me not into temptation - I can find it by myself.
R0628 An optimist is someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way.
R0629 Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
R0630 Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three things a day unsaid.
R0701 To err is human, to forgive, infrequent.
R0702 Always try to drive so that your license will expire before you do.
R0703 With proper care, the human body will last a lifetime.
R0704 The man who gets ahead is the one who does more than is necessary.
R0705 The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.
R0706 The honeymoon is over when your wife complains about the noise you make when you are getting breakfast.
R0707 Girls who talk like walking encyclopedias should remember that reference books rarely get taken out.
R0708 Absence makes the heart go wander.
R0709 Gather ye rosebuds where ye may; florists are very expensive.
R0710 Some people look for divine guidance in the 10 Commandments, but most are looking for loopholes.
R0711 Think no evil, see no evil, hear no evil - and you will never write a best-selling novel.
R0712 Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles but in avoiding them. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory.
R0713 The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
R0714 Anticipating is even more fun than recollecting.
R0715 On the edge of a precipice; only a fool does cartwheels.
R0716 No noise is so emphatic as one you are trying not to listen to.
R0717 The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person
R0718 How wise are Thy Commandments, O Lord. Each one of them applies to to somebody I know.
R0719 Why a man would want a wife is a mystery to some people. Why he would want two or more is a bigamystery.
R0720 Most foreign countries, when they think of America, think of Dough-nations.
R0721 Do you realize we can no longer teach that what goes up must come down?
R0722 The trouble with making mental notes is that the ink fades so fast.
R0723 If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
R0724 God doesn't have to put His name on a sign in the corner of a meadow because nobody else makes meadows.
R0725 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out but he can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
R0726 Man is the only species who plants a crop he can't eat but still has to mow every week.
R0727 God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.
R0728 Start a new diet - no more eating your own words, swallowing your pride or putting your foot in your mouth.
R0729 The trouble with speaking one's mind is that it limits conversations.
R0730 Veni, Vidi, Visa (we came, we saw, we went shopping).
R0731 Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner.
R0801 The best scientific symbol is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
R0802 Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
R0803 Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs or cutting hair.
R0804 A nickel goes a long way now. You can carry it around for days without finding a thing to buy.
R0805 There are some people in a fifty-fifty proposition who insist on getting the hyphen too.
R0806 Management is the art of getting other people to do all the work.
R0807 What's to be done - Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
R0808 The tongue - we spend three years learning how to use it and the rest of lives learning to control it.
R0809 As you slide down the banister of life, don't get a splinter in your career.
R0810 Husbands (wives) are like fires. They go out if left unattended.
R0811 There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.
R0812 The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.
R0813 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
R0814 Better that a girl has beauty rather than brains because boys see better than they think.
R0815 Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
R0816 Now take the work "indolence". It makes laziness seem classy.
R0817 Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
R0818 With jeans there's no problem finding the right pair - one size hurts all.
R0819 August is the time of year when you go to turn on the air conditioner and it already is.
R0820 Counterfeit money can always be called homemade bread.
R0821 Most love triangles are wrecktangles.
R0822 When you have an argument with your spouse, don't drag things out of your mental museum.
R0823 The second wife always has a cleaning lady.
R0824 If you've been together long enough to be on your second bottle of Tabasco sauce, you can bet your marriage will last.
R0825 There's nothing sweeter than the patter of little feet...going home.
R0826 You may outgrow your parents lap, but you'll never outgrow their hearts.
R0827 All children are born with a hearing problem. They can hear everyone's mother but their own.
R0828 Mother-daughter dresses are cute - for about 10 minutes.
R0829 Fresh flowers are acceptable. Fresh mouths are not.
R0830 In this world it rains on the Just and the Unjust alike, but the Unjust have the Justs' umbrellas.
R0831 Most of us don't mind getting older; but we do mind having aging children.
R0901 After forty, life is just a physical maintenance job.
R0902 Treat your family like friends and your friends like family.
R0903 This is not to defend the devil, but in all fairness it must be said that all the books about the devil were written by God's friends.
R0904 Some men are so handy around the house they are able to fix the same thing over and over again.
R0905 If you want to keep a friend, never suggest what's wrong with her children.
R0906 On your way up the ladder of success watch out for the person behind you.
R0907 What would the world be like without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
R0908 Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of.
R0909 If it goes without saying, let it.
R0910 Expecting success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.
R0911 Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
R0912 Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
R0913 You have to know what's biting you before you reach for a remedy.
R0914 Doing a business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark - you know what you are doing, but nobody else does.
R0915 He was a perfect pessimist - a real no-it-all.
R0916 You can buy flattery but envy must be earned.
R0917 There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
R0918 The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
R0919 It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.
R0920 Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
R0921 America has been discovered before, but its always been hushed up. (Oscar Wilde)
R0922 And that's the world in a nutshell - an approproate receptacle.
R0923 If the meek shall inherit the earth, how long will they stay meek when they get it?
R0924 What this country needs is a few unemployed politicians.
R0925 Old people shouldn't eat health foods; they need all the preservatives they can get.
R0926 The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work.
R0927 We all have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others.
R0928 Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.
R0929 The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
R0930 One good thing about talking to yourself is that you always have a rapt audience.
R1001 Now about that adage - "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" - who ever expected it to apply to a postage stamp?
R1002 Two can live as cheaply as one, but only half as long.
R1003 There are seven ways to warm your feet in February. Dipping them in the Carribbean is one. If you can't afford that, forget the other six.
R1004 Why in the world is it always the third car back that is the first to see the light turn green?
R1005 An executive is that type of person who solves more problems than he creates.
R1006 There are two periods when fishing is good. Before you get there and after you leave.
R1007 God gives every bird his food, but He doesn't throw it into the nest.
R1008 Young priests listening to confessions must learn to refrain from saying "Wow!"
R1009 Sometimes we all feel like a snapdragon - no snap and everything draggin'.
R1010 A martyr is a person married to a saint.
R1011 A sure formula for success - think of a product that costs a dime, sells for a dollar and is habit forming.
R1012 Family units are like banks. If you take out more then you put in they go broke.
R1013 There is always free cheese in a mousetrap.
R1014 The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.
R1015 There are no absolute answers to life - just revelations.
R1016 Do it tomorrow - you've made enough mistakes for today.
R1017 The best investment opportunities are encountered when you're broke.
R1018 The ignorant always seem so certain and the intelligent so uncertain.
R1019 There is always an easy solution to every problem - neat, plausible or wrong.
R1020 No job is too small to botch.
R1021 Success is just a matter of luck - just ask any failure.
R1022 Save your money - someday it may be worth something.
R1023 Nothing is opened more often by mistake than the mouth.
R1024 Years make us old, people make us wise.
R1025 It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
R1026 The way some people think, you'd think there was a reward.
R1027 Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.
R1028 The only thing wrong with doing business is that you never know when you're finished.
R1029 If at first you don't succeed - find someone who knows what he's doing.
R1030 The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.
R1031 One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him.
R1101 Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
R1102 The difference between smart people and dumb people isn't that smart people don't make mistakes. They just don't keep making the same mistakes over and over again.
R1103 If you're pushing fifty, that's excuse enough.
R1104 What is a cynic? Someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
R1105 How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
R1106 One way to end wars is to make the universal minimum draft age sixty.
R1107 A person's age can be measured by the degree of pain one feels as one comes in contact with a new idea.
R1108 When you help someone up a hill, you're that much nearer the top yourself.
R1109 Too many folks go through life running from something that isn't after them.
R1110 If faith can see every step of the way, it isn't faith.
R1111 God loves you; pass it along.
R1112 Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
R1113 Why not go out on a limb? That's where all the fruit is.
R1114 Time flies, but remember, you are the navigator.
R1115 For fixing things around the house nothing beats a man who's handy with a checkbook.
R1116 A reckless driver is one who passes you on the highway in spite of all your car can do.
R1117 Some folks are so busy being good they forget they should be busy doing good.
R1118 A diplomat is someone who can disagree without being disagreeable.
R1119 Always keep your head up but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
R1120 Save for a rainy day and a new tax comes along and soaks you.
R1121 Today it isn't facing the music that hurts, it's listening to it.
R1122 If the knocking at the door is unusually loud and long, it isn't opportunity - it's relatives.
R1123 Did you ever get the feeling that perhaps your gray hair isn't premature?
R1124 Strange how some people would like to abolish Prayer just when the country needs it most.
R1125 Lots of men need two women; a secretary to take everything down and a wife to pick everything up.
R1126 History keeps repeating itself because we weren't listening the first time.
R1127 Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
R1128 Taxes could be worse - suppose we had to pay on what we think we're worth.
R1129 When the outlook is poor, try the uplook.
R1130 Take care that the face which looks out from your mirror each morning is a pleasant face, you may not see it again all day, but others will.
R1201 God knows us better than we know ourselves and he loves us better too.
R1202 The man who can smile when things go wrong has the thought of someone he can blame it on.
R1203 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
R1204 Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference.
R1205 We are the people our parents warned us against.
R1206 Pain is forgotten; insult lingers on.
R1207 A speech, to be immortal, does not have to be eternal.
R1208 Behind every successful man is a surprised father-in-law.
R1209 Always remember that you are absolutely unique - just like everyone else.
R1210 The best thing to hold onto in this world is each other.
R1211 How about an undeclared peace?
R1212 I am not young enough to know everything.
R1213 If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
R1214 Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone - you are the one who gets burned.
R1215 Confession is good for the soul - and sometimes royalites.
R1216 Some books are not to be tossed aside lightly. They should be thrown with emphatic force.
R1217 Remember when TV bloopers were a rare mistake - not the entire show?
R1218 Remember when "enter" was a sign on a door and not a button on a computer?
R1219 Success is not what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others.
R1220 Some people eat from the three basic food groups - canned, frozen and take-out.
R1221 Some of us are on a rotation diet of our own. Every time we turn around, we eat.
R1222 Ever notice how hard it is to keep your head when your neck is on the line?
R1223 Christmas shoppers are people with the spirit of brotherly shove.
R1224 What a joyous place our Earth would be if only we could keep Christmas' spirit the whole year through.
R1225 Christmas - may we keep it in our hearts that we may keep in its hope.
R1226 Why is it that a minute contains 60 seconds except when it's preceeded by "Just a..."?
R1227 Some speakers need no introduction, they just need a conclusion.
R1228 How come vices are more habit forming than virtues?
R1229 Why is it listeners always know when the speaker should stop and he seldom does.
R1230 Practice makes perfect except when it comes to getting up in the morning.
R1231 Thanks for the last year and I hope we'll all be together for yet another!
