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- Currently available from Colin Gagnon Software:
- (See the end of this file for ordering info)
-
- Cheater
-
- Ever wish there was more to cheating than simply holding down the G-O-D keys?
- Well, now there's Cheater, the ULTIMATE game cheating/hacking utility. Now in
- its seventh incarnation, Cheater features a smooth, easy to use, mouse driven,
- graphical interface. Cheater is more than just a list of cheat codes for
- various games. Cheater features several editors and patches to edit your
- saved games, change the executable files in your favor, and more. Be on the
- lookout for newer versions of Cheater, as new versions are released
- periodically.
-
- Schmootris
-
- Tired of all the -tris games? Take a look at Schmootris! In Schmootris, you
- must eliminate blocks by connecting the the same colors. Sound easy? Guess
- again. Lots of politicians, and yes, even a couple of celebrities, are
- falling, and they WILL NOT move. Talk about standing firmly on the issues.
- Luckily, you have guns and Richard Nixon (for once) on your side, so maybe
- you'll be able to complete your task after all...
-
- Horrorscopes
-
- How will tomorrow turn out? Wouldn't you like to know. Well, that's just too
- bad, because this program generates your horoscope randomly, and it's not
- a pretty sight.
-
- The Gagnon Utilities
-
- Originally, we were going to call it The Norman Utilities, but then another
- company came out with an inferior product with a similar name, so then we
- were going to call it The Laugher Utilites, but the same thing happened. We
- are proud to announce, however, that The Gagnon Utilities is available anyway.
- TGU features some of the finest (non)productivity tools ever written, including
- Stoopid Sound Effects, the ability to create directories that cannot be
- normally entered in DOS or Windows (but yes, there is a way to enter them),
- and "Good" Advice.
-
- Groan
-
- Groan is a simple dice game. It's pathetic. Try it, you'll hate it.
-
- Captain Spleen, Episode I
-
- This was our first attempt (discounting Arkenstone, a game so incredibly
- stoopid that it won't be listed here. Don't ask for it) at writing an adventure
- game. In Captain Spleen, you are Captain Spleen (No! Really?), interplanetary
- adventurer extraordinaire! Basically, you owe a million bucks to Mr. Pointy,
- the giant nose. You'd better get that money to him quickly, or he'll have you
- killed... Fun for all. Well, sort of. (AND WHEN YOU ORDER NOW, You'll recieve
- ABSOLUTELY FREE a copy of the Captain Spleen ][ Main Title Theme in MIDI
- format! Whoopie!)
-
- March Hangman
-
- Remember when you used to spend hours playing hangman with whoever you could
- get to sit down and do it with you? No? Well, me either. But here's March
- Hangman, the first hangman game to use made up words. If nothing else, it's
- incredibly graphic, so you should get it anyway.
-
- Bill Blast
-
- In this arcade game, that bespectacled little brat neighbor of yours,
- Billy G., is trying to climb into your windows. Quick! Slam them on his
- fingers! Fun for all, except Billy.
-
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-
- TO ORDER:
-
- Single programs: $5
-
- -OR-
-
- All of the above: $10
-
- Send yer money to: Unregistered Software
- Colin Gagnon Software
- 408 Pine St,
- Stoughton, WI 53589
-
- No, we don't accept credit cards, moron. We do, however, accept checks and
- cash (though I don't suggest sending cash through the mail...).
-
- And that's all she wrote.
-