Transcription: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Sorry, sir. Doing my best. Who made that man a gunner? I did, sir. He's my cousin. Who is he? He's an asshole, sir. I know that. What's his name? That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major asshole. And his cousin? He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's made first-class Phillip asshole. How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? Go! I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!