Apple QuickTime movie | 2000-12-17 | 13.5 MB | 320x172 | 12fps | 2 minutes, 27 seconds
Transcription: This spring, America will finally have someone to look up to. What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot. What? I'm a rocker through and through. Here's my favorite bands. ACDC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar. His name is Joe Dirt. Oh, Dirt, did I get you? No, I'm cool. No, you're not. He gets no respect. Don't forget to wipe your dirt. You boys got something to say to me? Why don't you talk into the microphone? I got a backup mic right here. Check one, two. Testing, testing. His job isn't glamorous. You know what? I don't mind being hit with a few hot dogs. Enough with the hot dogs! I guess I'm ...
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