To begin the demo, click on the "Steak & Kidney Pie" icon on the icon bar.
It might take a while to load off Cfs, though.
This scrolltext contains all of the hellos which would otherwise bore you to death in the main scrolly. If you know me, read this! You might be famous!
Special mentions go to:
Martin Firth (photo developer & A3000 owner) Robin Hunter (ideas inspirer & Spectrum owner (ZX81, 48K x 2, 128K +2a, 128K +3)) David Kennedy (has a sampler which doesn't work, & is a PC owner [ick]) Darren Bateman (book lender)
Graeme Linton (moaner & PC owner [ick x 2])
Other people who I know of (ie have met), and will mention, and will take the mickey out of, are:
Philip Evans "Scary" Mary Charlton Zoë Baxter Caroline Kelly Carl Downs Richard Widdows (Titch) Neil Park Daniel Barron Steven Duke Keith Bailey
Kurt Cobain (although he's dead) Christine Chambers
Graham Baldwin (slinky) Simon Harbertson Martin Reed ("Birdy") Simon Derbyshire David Holmes (sad) David Bowmaker
Anthony McInerney (what a mouthful) Stewart Wardle (git) Steven Bond
Antonio Tomas (fingers) George Purdy Gordon Reid
Brian Jenkins (mooner) Jamie Walton Gregg Rowntree (prat)
David Parish (Mr. Gormless) John Curtis (Wile E. Coyote)
Neil Clark (curved through 75°) Lee Thompson (ha ha he's moved)
Noel Carr Chris Goonan
Paul Groves (Mr. Gossip) John Cummins (ego...) Steven Kenny
Graham Jones Colin Forster (smokey) Craig Jackson
Kevin Milner Gareth Allen (50p!) Lee Mather (The Claw)
Warren Dodds (who's he?) Paul Skelton (who's he?)
Chris Hill (splat) Andrew Shandran Richard Waugh Mark Fenwick
John Woods Andrew Robinson ("Penfold") Steven Renney Ian Rowntree
Steven Rossiter Stu Thompson (ego...2) Andrew Galloway (ug?)
Scott Russell (ug again) Ian Patterson Garrin French
Graham Stolk Paul Simm (get a job) Desmond Tweddle (get a life)
Sheryl Muxworthy Dawn Errington Alison Hare
Sara Judd Karen Thompson (nosey, har har) Yasmin Doran
Rachel Wannop Sarah Meyer Vicki Plumb Lorraine Addis
Helen Thompson Julie Harkness Helen Craig Carrie Bowmaker
Christine Milton (Moomin!) Sarah Anderson Kate Arnott Leigh Watson
Of course, I will probably never see ¾ of these people again because I am now a 6th former and lots of people have left school.
On with the hellos ... this time to more important people! Hello to:
Steve Turnbull ([A.A.Milne?] He's Acorn Computing's editor, I'd better be nice to him, so I've put him in first)
Mike Cook (Acorn Computing "Body Build" projects)
Paul Wheatley (Acorn User's editor & aider of !Vivaldi!)
Hugo Fiennes (for no reason)
TBA Software ('cos I've met them)
Other hellos ...
Hello to Amiga owners who are as sick as parrots and have the same brain capacity...
Hello to Me because, er, I can't think of anyone else...
If you have not been mentioned and you have met me, I have probably temporarily forgotten your name so don't feel left out. My only excuse is that I have the small misfortune of being exceedingly stupid occasionally, like now.
Click on the program's icon now, to start the demo.
