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Qvq lbh xabj gung fbzr crbcyr lbhe ntr unir frk guvegl-frira gvzrf va n jrrx? Naq qvr vzzrqvngryl nsgre? % Qvq lbh xabj gung Fcveb Ntarj vf na nantenz bs "Tebj n Cravf"? % Qvq lbh xabj gung gurer ner 71.9 nperf bs avccyr gvffhr va gur H.F.? % SBEGHAR GRFGF GUR TERNG ZNANTREF: #3 Lbh unir cercnerq n cebcbfny sbe lbhe fhcreivfbe. Gur fhpprff bs guvf cebcbfny jvyy zrna vapernfvat lbhe fnynel 20%. Va gur zvqqyr bs lbhe cebcbfny lbhe fhcreivfbe yrnaf bire gb ybbx ng lbhe ercbeg naq fcvgf vagb lbhe pbssrr. Lbh: (n) Gryy uvz lbh gnxr lbhe pbssrr oynpx. (o) Nfx uvz vs ur unf nal pbzzhavpnoyr qvfrnfrf. (p) Fubj uvz jub'f va pbzznaq; cebzcgyl gnxr n cvff va uvf "Va" onfxrg. (q) Gnxr n fvc naq pbzzrag ubj zhpu orggre vg gnfgrf. % SBEGHAR GRFGF GUR TERNG ZNANTREF: #4 Lbh ner ng n ohfvarff yhapu jura lbh ner fhqqrayl birepbzr jvgu na hapbagebyynoyr qrfver gb cvpx lbhe abfr. Fvapr guvf vf qrsvavgryl n ab-ab, lbh: (n) Cergraq gb jnir gb fbzrbar npebff gur ebbz naq jvgu bar syhvq zbgvba, ohel lbhe sbersvatre va lbhe abfgevy evtug hc gb gur 4gu wbvag. (o) Trg rirelbar qehax naq betnavmr n abfr cvpxvat pbagrfg jvgu n cevmr gb gur bar jub znxrf uvf abfr oyrrq svefg. (p) Qebc lbhe ancxva ba gur sybbe naq jura lbh oraq bire gb cvpx vg hc, oybj lbhe abfr ba lbhe fbpx. % SBEGHAR GRFGF GUR TERNG ZNANTREF: #5 Lbh unir whfg erghearq sebz n gevc gb Terra Onl, Jvfpbafva va Wnahnel naq gryy lbhe obff gung abobql ohg ynqvrf bs gur riravat naq sbbgonyy cynlref yvir gurer. Ur zragvbaf gung uvf jvsr vf sebz Terra Onl. Lbh: (n) Cergraq lbh ner fhssrevat sebz nzarfvn naq qba'g erzrzore lbhe anzr. (o) Nfx jung cbfvgvba fur cynlrq. (p) Nfx vs fur vf fgvyy jbexvat gur fgerrgf. (q) Chyy ynpl haqrejrne sebz lbhe envapbng cbpxrg naq nfx vs ur erpbtavmrf gur ynory. % SBEGHAR GRFGF GUR TERNG ZNANTREF: #6 Lbh ner univat yhapu jvgu n cebfcrpgvir iraqbe gnyxvat nobhg jung pbhyq or lbhe orfg qrny bs gur lrne. Qhevat gur pbairefngvba n oybaqr jnyxf vagb gur erfgnhenag naq fur vf fb fghaavat lbh qenj lbhe pbzcnavba'f nggragvba gb ure naq tvir n ivivq qrfpevcgvba bs jung lbh jbhyq qb vs lbh unq ure nybar va lbhe ubgry. Fur jnyxf bire gb lbhe gnoyr naq gur iraqbe vagebqhprf ure nf uvf qnhtugre. Lbhe arkg zbir vf gb: (n) Nfx sbe ure unaq va zneevntr. (o) Cnff bhg naq ubcr sbe flzcngul. (p) Sbetrg gur ohfvarff; ercrng gur pbairefngvba gb gur qnhtugre naq trg ure ahzore. (q) Ghea erq naq fyvax bss vagb gur zra'f ebbz. % SBEGHAR GRFGF GUR TERNG ZNANTREF: #9 Lbh ner znxvat n fnyrf cerfragngvba gb n tebhc bs pbecbengr rkrphgvirf va gur cyhfurfg bssvpr lbh'ir rire frra. Gur rapuvyynqn pnffrebyr naq rtt fnynq fnaqjvpu lbh unq sbe yhapu ernpg, perngvat frirer cerffher. Lbhe fcuvapgre ybfrf pbageby naq lbh oernx jvaq, pnhfvat gur tynff obbxpnfr qbbef gb funggre naq n frpergnel gb cnff bhg. Lbh: (n) Bssre gb pbzr onpx arkg jrrx jura gur fzryy unf tbar njnl. (o) Cbvag gb gur Puvrs Rkrphgvir naq npphfr uvz bs gur bssrafr. (p) Punyyratr nalbar va gur ebbz gb qb orggre. % Ur: "Url, Onol, V'q fher yvxr gb trg va lbhe cnagf!" Fur: "Ab, gunaxf, V'ir nyernql tbg bar nffubyr va gurer abj." % Ur: Nz V... nz V lbhe svefg? Fur: Jryy, ubarl, V pbhyq unir fjbea lbhe snpr ybbxrq snzvyvne... % Ur: Fb, jung qb lbh fnl gb yvggyr shpx? Fur: V fnl, "trg ybfg, yvggyr shpx." % Urne nobhg... bar cravyr qrfrafvgvmre gung'f fb rssrpgvir gung lbh unir gb fgebxr gur ghor sbe svir zvahgrf gb trg gur pnc bss? % Urne nobhg... gur 97-lrne-byq cebfgvghgr jub tbg urefrys yvfgrq va gur Lryybj Cntrf naq abj pynvzf gb or gur byqrfg gevpx va gur obbx? % Urne nobhg... gur nofrag zvaqrq ahefr jub znqr gur cngvrag jvgubhg qvfgheovat gur orq? % Urne nobhg... gur nofrag zvaqrq fphycgbe jub chg uvf zbqry gb orq naq fgnegrq puvfryvat ba uvf jvsr? % Urne nobhg... gur nofrag-zvaqrq rkuvovgvbavfg jub jnf neerfgrq sbe rkcbfvat uvf jungpunznpnyvg? % Urne nobhg... gur nzovgvbhf frpergnel jub jnyxrq vagb ure obff'f bssvpr naq qrznaqrq n fnynel ba arkg jrrx'f nqinapr? % Urne nobhg... gur Nlngbyynu Xubzrvav Qbyy? Jvaq vg hc naq vg gnxrf Xra naq Oneovr ubfgntr. % Urne nobhg... gur onfxrgonyy cynlre jub jnf fb gnyy gung uvf tveysevraq unq gb tb hc ba uvz? % Urne nobhg... gur ohgpure jub qebccrq uvf pyrnire naq jrag ubzr unys-pbpxrq? % Urne nobhg... gur pneryrff pnanel gung qvq vg sbe n ynex? % Urne nobhg... gur pneryrff pbagbegvbavfg jub nppvqragnyyl fjnyybjrq uvf cevqr? % Urne nobhg... gur pvarzn ohss gung'f irel rkpvgrq ol pheerag geraqf va svyzf? Gur ureb fgvyy trgf gur tvey va gur raq, ohg ur'f arire fher juvpu raq vg jvyy or. % Urne nobhg... gur pbzchyfvir tnzoyre jub qebir gb Ynf Irtnf, chyyrq hc gb n cnexvat zrgre, chg n qvzr va -- naq ybfg uvf pne? % Urne nobhg... gur pbhcyr ba gur fgnyyrq ryringbe jub tbg bss orgjrra sybbef? % Urne nobhg... gur pebff-rlrq fubr srgvfuvfg jub jnf nyjnlf trggvat bss ba gur jebat sbbg? % Urne nobhg... gur qbpgbe gung cerfpevorq frk sbe vafbzzvn? Uvf cngvragf qvqa'g trg nal zber fyrrc, ohg gurl unq zber sha fgnlvat njnxr. % Urne nobhg... gur qehaxra zvqtrg jub jnyxrq vagb n ubzr sbe tveyf naq xvffrq rirelobql va gur wbvag? % Urne nobhg... gur ryqreyl tragyrzna jub jnf fghat ba gur cevingrf ol n orr naq nfxrq gur qbpgbe gb eryvrir gur cnva ohg yrnir gur fjryyvat? % Urne nobhg... gur Rfxvzb tvey jub fcrag gur avtug jvgu ure oblsevraq naq arkg zbeavat sbhaq fur jnf fvk zbaguf certanag? % Urne nobhg... gur snezre jub pbhyqa'g xrrc uvf unaqf bss uvf jvsr fb ur sverq gurz? % Urne nobhg... Gur sryybj jub punfrq uvf tveysevraq hc n gerr naq xvffrq ure orgjrra gur yvzof? % Urne nobhg... gur sryybj jub tbg gra lrnef sbe chzcvat Rguly oruvaq gur fgngvba? % Urne nobhg... gur sryybj jub znvagnvaf n fcrpvny ertvfgre bs cnegvphyneyl nppbzzbqngvat tveyf? Ur ersref gb vg nf uvf yvggyr oyrj obbx. % Urne nobhg... gur sryybj jub jnf qrfpraqrq sebz n ybat yvar uvf zbgure urneq? % Urne nobhg... gur sryybj jub, hcba orvat gbyq ol uvf fuerjvfu jvsr gung fur jbhyq qnapr ba uvf tenir, cebzcgyl cebivqrq sbe n ohevny ng frn? % Urne nobhg... gur srznyr npgvivfg jub jrag orefrex qhevat n qrzbafgengvba naq nggnpxrq n xnengr-genvarq pbc jvgu n qrnqyl jrncba. Fur raqrq hc n pubccrq yvoore? % Urne nobhg... gur svar, hcfgnaqvat lbhat jbzna jub'f jbaqreshy ynlvat qbja? % Urne nobhg... gur sernxl JNP jub jnf pbheg-znegvnyrq sbe pbagevohgvat gb gur qryvadhrapl bs n znwbe? % Urne nobhg... gur Serapu fbyqvre jub xvffrq uvf jvsr'f purrxf orsber ur jrag gb gur sebag? % Urne nobhg... gur serfuzna pbrq jub qrpvqrq abg gb fvta hc sbe n pbhefr va frk rqhpngvba jura fur urneq gur svany rknz jbhyq or beny? % Urne nobhg... gur sehfgengrq zhfvpvna jub jbexrq nyy jrrx ba na neenatrzrag naq gura uvf jvsr qvqa'g yrnir gbja? % Urne nobhg... gur sha-ybivat lbhat ynql jub vafvfgf fur jba'g rira pbafvqre zneevntr hagvy fur'f tbggra fbzr rkcrevrapr haqre ure oryg? % Urne nobhg... gur tnl gnggbb negvfg jub unq qrfvtaf ba frireny bs gur ybpny fnvybef? % Urne nobhg... gur tvey gung jnagrq gb vzcerff ure arj oblsevraq, fb fur chg ba ure ybj-phg qerff gb fubj uvz n guvat be gjb? % Urne nobhg... gur tvey jub pnyyrq ure oblsevraq Nznerggb, 'pnhfr ur jnf fhpu n fjrrg yvdhbe? % Urne nobhg... gur tvey jub jnf fb haqrfvenoyr gung fur rira ghearq ure ivoengbe bss? % Urne nobhg... gur tvey jvgu gur ovt jneqebor jub fgnegrq jvgu whfg n yvggyr fyvc? % Urne nobhg... gur theh jub ershfrq Abinpnva juvyr univat n gbbgu chyyrq orpnhfr ur jnagrq gb genafpraq qragny zrqvpngvba? % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub pbhyqa'g svaq uvf jnl gb gur betl -- lbh zvtug fnl ur ybfg uvf onyy ornevatf? % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub unq uvf infrpgbzl qbar ol Frnef? Rirel gvzr ur trgf n uneq-ba, gur tnentr qbbe tbrf hc. % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub gbbx n pbhefr va rkbgvp ybirznxvat naq naabhaprq gung ur'q arire or noyr gb snpr uvf tvey ntnva? % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub jnf na vaphenoyr ebznagvp hagvy cravpvyyva pnzr nybat? % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub jnf fb jryy raqbjrq gung ur unq n svirfxva? % Urne nobhg... gur thl jub jber n ghk gb uvf infrpgbzl, orpnhfr ur svtherq gung vs ur jnf tbvat gb or vzcbgrag ur zvtug nf jryy ybbx vzcbgrag. % Urne nobhg... gur unaqfbzr onpurybe Frangbe jub uverq n enivfuvat oybaqr nf uvf nffvfgnag naq gura znqr ure gur bowrpg bs n ybat Pbaterffvbany cebor? % Urne nobhg... gur uvtu fpubby qehz znwbe jub qngrq gjb bs gur znwberggrf naq fb rawblrq gur oernfgf bs obgu juveyref? % Urne nobhg... gur uheevpnar gung erpragyl fgehpx Sver Vfynaq -- Uheevpnar Oehpr? % Urne nobhg... gur varkcrevraprq fgrabtencure jub qvfpbirerq gung fur pbhyq ybfr n ybg zber guna yrggref oruvaq gur svyrf? % Urne nobhg... gur vafhenapr fnyrfzna jub fnlf uvf terngrfg fhpprffrf ner jvgu lbhat ubhfrjvirf jub nera'g nqrdhngryl pbirerq? % Urne nobhg... gur yvggyr obl gung sbhaq n svsgl prag cvrpr, fb ur jrag ubzr sbe fbzr zbarl? % Urne nobhg... gur ybare jub tnir hc uvf fbyvgnel ivpr sbe Yrag? Rkprcg ba Cnyz Fhaqnl, bs pbhefr. % Urne nobhg... gur zna jub arire jbeevrq nobhg uvf zneevntr hagvy ur zbirq sebz Arj Lbex gb Pnyvsbeavn naq qvfpbirerq gung ur fgvyy unq gur fnzr zvyxzna? % Urne nobhg... gur zbgure bs 12 jub jnf pnyyrq hcba gb hfr ure qvncuentz fb bsgra gung fur xrcg vg gnpxrq gb gur urnqobneq bs ure orq? % Urne nobhg... gur arj oernxsnfg prerny pnyyrq "Fjvatref". Gurl qba'g tb fanc, penpxyr, be cbc; gurl whfg yvr gurer naq tb onat, onat, onat? % Urne nobhg... gur arj oernxsnfg prerny pnyyrq Dhrrevbf? Lbh fvzcyl nqq zvyx naq gurl rng rnpu bgure. % Urne nobhg... gur arj Trezna zvpebjnir bira? Frngf 500. % Urne nobhg... gur arj vafgehzrag bs perqvg rfcrpvnyyl qrfvtarq sbe hfr va Ybf Natryrf fvatyr onef? Vg'f pnyyrq Onat Nzrevpneq. % Urne nobhg... gur arj ehyr ng gur tveyf' fpubby? Yvtugf bhg ol gra, pnaqyrf ol ryrira. % Urne nobhg... gur arj fbebevgl tvey qbyy? Lbh chg n evat ba ure svatre naq ure uvcf rkcnaq. % Urne nobhg... gur arj ivgnzva znqr sebz puvpxra oybbq? Vg znxrf zra pbpxl naq jbzra ynl orggre. % Urne nobhg... gur ahefr gurl gubhtug unq qebjarq hagvy gurl sbhaq ure haqre gur qbp? % Urne nobhg... gur alzcubznavnp grrantre cbchyneyl xabja nf Yvggyr Bsgra Naavr? % Urne nobhg... gur bire-rntre oevqr jub pnzr, jnyxvat qbja gur nvfyr? % Urne nobhg... gur creiregrq nhfgenyvna jub yrsg uvf jvsr naq erghearq gb Flqarl? % Urne nobhg... gur crffvzvfgvp uvfgbevna jubfr yngrfg obbx unf puncgre urnqvatf gung ernq "Jbeyq Jne Bar","Jbeyq Jne Gjb" naq "Jngpu Guvf Fcnpr"? % Urne nobhg... gur cynfgvp fhetrba jub uhat uvzfrys? % Urne nobhg... gur cbbe Terrx svfurezna jub tbg uvf hccre gbefb jrqtrq vagb n cbegubyr naq pbhyqa'g trg bhg gb fnir uvf nff? % Urne nobhg... gur erny fzneg tvey jub pbhyq cynl cbfg-bssvpr nyy avtug jvgubhg trggvat nal znvy va ure obk? % Urne nobhg... gur erprag pvtnerggr fheirl gung qvfpybfrq gung 99% bs gur zra jub unir gevrq Pnzryf unir tbar onpx gb jbzra? % Urne nobhg... gur Fna Senapvfpna jub onpxrq bss gur ohf orpnhfr ur gubhtug fbzrbar jbhyq teno uvf frng? % Urne nobhg... gur frpergnel gung tbg sverq orpnhfr fur unq bar gbb zvav? % Urne nobhg... gur fhygna jub unq gra jvirf, avar bs gurz unq vg fbsg. % Urne nobhg... gur fjvatre jub ynoryyrq uvf yvggyr oynpx obbx "Shgher Funpx"? % Urne nobhg... gur gvtug raq jub tbg gjb lrnef sbe cbffrffvba naq pnzr bhg n jvqr erprvire? % Urne nobhg... gur gehpx qevire jub chyyrq bhg gb nibvq n puvyq naq sryy bss gur fbsn? % Urne nobhg... gur hygvzngr va fvatyrf onef. Vg'f n cynpr jurer tveyf unir gb fubj gurve V.H.Q.'f gb or nqzvggrq? % Urne nobhg... gur jvyq bssvpr Puevfgznf cnegl va n pbzcyrgryl nhgbzngrq pbzcnal -- gur cubgbpbcvre tbg qehax naq gevrq gb haqb gur glcrjevgre'f evooba? % Urne nobhg... gur jbzna jub fnlf gjb znegvavf hfhnyyl znxr ure srry yvxr n arj zna? % Urne nobhg... gur lbhat ynql nggnpxrq va Fna Senapvfpb? Ol gjb zra, bar uryq ure qbja juvyr gur bgure bar qvq ure unve. % Urne nobhg... gur lbhat guvat jub vf sbaqyl xabja gb gur zra va gur bssvpr nf Frpergnevng -- abg whfg orpnhfr fur'f n tbbq frpergnel ohg orpnhfr fur'f n jbaqreshy zbhag? % Urne gung... obbxfgberf jvyy fbba or fgbpxvat n ibyhzr pnyyrq "Gur Hafrafhbhf Prafhf Gnxre"? Vg'f nobhg n thl jub pbzrf bapr rirel gra lrnef. % Urne gung... gur Znfgref naq Wbuafba pyvavp znl jryy or gur bayl betnavmngvba va gur jbeyq sebz juvpu n zna erfvtaf jura ur orpbzrf n zrzore va tbbq fgnaqvat? % Urne gung... gur bayl guvat jbefr guna pbzvat ubzr jvgu yvcfgvpx ba lbhe pbyyne vf orvat pnhtug jvgu yrt znxr-hc ba lbhe rnef? % Urne gung... gur Cbcr'f arkg cebabhaprzrag ba ovegu pbageby vf gb or gvgyrq "Cnhy'f Rcvfgyr gb gur Snyybcvnaf"? % Urne gung... gurer'f na rfgnoyvfuzrag arne gur Juvgr Ubhfr gung pngref gb xvaxl gnfgrf? Gurer'f n Ubhfr juvc va nggraqnapr, bs pbhefr? % Urne gung... gurl pnapryyrq Rnfgre guvf lrne? Sbhaq gur obql. % Urne gung... gubfr arj rqvoyr pnaql cnagf ner nobhg gb or qvfgevohgrq va n znyr irefvba -- jvgu ahgf bs pbhefr? % Vs orvat ov vapernfrf lbhe punapr bs trggvat n qngr, qbrf orvat cbyl vapernfr lbhe punapr bs trggvat qhzcrq? % Vs tveyf ner nyy fhtne naq fcvpr, jul qb gurl gnfgr yvxr napubivrf? % Vs Tbq unqa'g vagraqrq zna gb rng chffl, jbhyq Ur unir znqr vg ybbx yvxr n gnpb? % Vs thaf ner bhgynjrq, ubj jvyy jr fubbg gur yvorenyf? % Vs Uryra Xryyre vf nybar va n sberfg naq snyyf, qbrf fur znxr n fbhaq? % Vs jbzra ena gur zvyvgnel pbzcyrk, jbhyq gur zvffvyrf or funcrq qvssreragyl? % Vs lbh jrer nggnpxrq ol n ubzbfrkhny, jbhyq lbh orng uvz bss? % Vs lbh'er ernyyl vagb nfgebybtl, gryy zr, jung unccraf jura Zrephel vf va gur Svfu, naq Whcvgre ragref gur Ivetva? % D. Ubj qb lbh xrrc na Nttvr ohfl ng n grezvany? N. Juvyr ur'f abg ybbxvat, fjvgpu vg gb "ybpny". % D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n GI frg gung svkrf vgfrys? N. N Puevfgvna Fpvrapr Zbavgbe. % D. Jung'f gur pncvgny bs Pnanqn? N. Nzrevpna. % D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Ybf Natryrf naq lbtheg? N. Lbtheg unf n yvivat, npgvir phygher. % D: "Ubj znal Ebzhynaf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtug ohyo?" N: "Gjryir; bar gb fperj gur yvtug-ohyo va, naq ryrira gb frys-qrfgehpg gur fuvc bhg bs qvftenpr." [Jneavat: qb abg gryy guvf wbxr gb Ebzhynaf be ryfr or ernql sbe n svtug. Gurl pbafvqre guvf vg gb or n qvftenpr, gubhtu vg'f cerggl tbbq sbe n YOW. Rq.] % D: "Jung vf gur oheavat dhrfgvba ba gur zvaq bs rirel qlfyrkvp rkvfgragvnyvfg?" N: "Vf gurer n qbt?" % D: Na Ratyvfu zngurzngvpvna (V sbetbg jub) jnf nfxrq ol uvf irel eryvtvbhf pbyyrnthr: Qb lbh oryvrir va bar Tbq? N: Lrf, hc gb vfbzbecuvfz! % D: Qb lbh xabj ubj gb gryy n Cbynpx ng n pbpxsvtug? N: Ur'f gur bayl bar jvgu n qhpx. D: Qb lbh xabj ubj gb gryy na Nttvr ng n pbpxsvtug? N: Ur'f gur bayl bar jub orgf ba gur qhpx. D: Naq qb lbh xabj ubj gb gryy gur Znsvn vf ng gur pbpxsvtug? N: Gur qhpx jvaf! % D: Qb lbh xabj jung gur qrngu engr nebhaq urer vf? N: Bar cre crefba. % D: Unir lbh rire orra cvpxrq hc ol gur shmm? N: Ab, ohg V org vg uhegf yvxr uryy. % D: Unir lbh urneq nobhg gur zna jub qvqa'g cnl sbe uvf rkbepvfz? N: Ur tbg er-cbffrffrq! % D: Urneq nobhg gur <rguavp> jub pbhyqa'g fcryy? N: Ur fcrag gur avtug va n jnerubhfr. % D: Ubj pna n erny zna gryy jura uvf tvey sevraq'f univat na betnfz? N: Erny zra qba'g pner. % D: Ubj pna jr trg gur Orngyrf gb erhavgr sbe bar zber pbapreg? N: Jvgu guerr zber ohyyrgf. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy vs n jbzna vf gvpxyvfu? N: Tvir ure n pbhcyr bs grfg gvpxyrf. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy vs na ryrcunag vf univat na nssnve jvgu lbhe jvsr? N: Lbh unir gb jnvg 22 zbaguf. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy vs na ryrcunag vf fvggvat ba lbhe onpx va n uheevpnar? N: Lbh pna urne uvf rnef synccvat va gur jvaq. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy gur oevqr ng n JNFC jrqqvat? N: Fur'f gur bar xvffvat gur tbyqra ergevrire. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy jura n Cbyvfu tvey'f orra fhpxvat pbpx? N: Fur unf n zbhgushy bs srnguref. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy jura n JNFC vf frkhnyyl nebhfrq? N: Ol gur fgvss hccre yvc. % D: Ubj pna lbh gryy jura lbhe tveysevraq unf unq na betnfz? N: Jub pnerf? % D: Ubj qvq Uryyra Xryyre ohea gur fvqr bs ure snpr? N: Fur nafjrerq gur veba. D: Ubj qvq fur ohea gur bgure fvqr bs ure snpr? N: Gurl pnyyrq onpx. % D: Ubj qvq gur ryrcunag trg gb gur gbc bs gur bnx gerr? N: Ur fng ba n npbea naq jnvgrq sbe fcevat. D: Ohg ubj qvq ur trg onpx qbja? N: Ur penjyrq bhg ba n yrns naq jnvgrq sbe nhghza. % D: Ubj qvq lbh trg vagb negvsvpvny vagryyvtrapr? N: Frrzrq ybtvpny -- V qvqa'g unir nal erny vagryyvtrapr. % D: Ubj qb lbh pngpu n havdhr enoovg? N: Havdhr hc ba vg! D: Ubj qb lbh pngpu n gnzr enoovg? N: Gur gnzr jnl! % D: Ubj qb lbh svg 1000 qrnq onovrf vagb n cubar obbgu? N: Phfvaneg. D: Ubj qb lbh trg gurz onpx bhg? N: Qbevgbf. % D: Ubj qb lbh trg n jbzna gb fgbc univat frk jvgu lbh? N: Cebcbfr. % D: Ubj qb lbh uvqr na ryrcunag va n pureel gerr? N: Cnvag uvf onyyf erq naq uvf gbranvyf terra. D: Rire frr na ryrcunag va n pureel gerr? N: Ab -- fb vg zhfg jbex cerggl jryy! D: Ubj qvq Gnemna qvr? N: Cvpxvat pureevrf!!! % D: Ubj qb lbh xrrc n zbeba va fhfcrafr? % D: Ubj qb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu gur qvfurf? N: Ybbx vafvqr lbhe cnagf; vs lbh unir n cravf, vg'f abg gvzr. % D: Ubj qb lbh xabj jura lbh'er va gur <rguavp> frpgvba bs Irezbag? N: Gur zncyr fnc ohpxrgf ner unatvat ba hgvyvgl cbyrf. % D: Ubj qb lbh xabj lbhe ryrcunag unq ure crevbq? N: Gurer'f n avpxry ba lbhe qerffre naq lbhe znggerff vf zvffvat. % D: Ubj qb lbh znxr n qrnq onol sybng? N: Jvgu 2 fpbbcf bs qrnq onol naq fbzr ebbgorre. % D: Ubj qb lbh znxr na ryrcunag sybng? N: Lbh trg gjb fpbbcf bs ryrcunag naq fbzr ebbgorre... % D: Ubj qb lbh cvpx hc n dhnegre bss bs Cbyx Fgerrg? N: Xvpx vg bire gb Ina Arff. % D: Ubj qb lbh cynl eryvtvbhf ebhyrggr? N: Lbh fgnaq nebhaq va n pvepyr naq oynfcurzr naq frr jub trgf fgehpx ol yvtugavat svefg. % D: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs na Ryrcunag unf orra znxvat ybir va lbhe onpxlneq? N: Vs nyy lbhe genfupna yvaref ner zvffvat ... % D: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs lbh'er znxvat ybir gb n ahefr, n fpubbygrnpure, be na nveyvar fgrjneqrff? N: N ahefr fnlf: "Guvf jba'g uheg n ovg." N fpubbygrnpure fnlf: "Jr'er whfg tbvat gb unir gb qb guvf bire naq bire ntnva hagvy jr trg vg evtug." Na nveyvar fgrjneqrff fnlf: "Whfg cynpr guvf bire lbhe zbhgu naq abfr naq oerngur abeznyyl." ... naq onax gryyref fnl "Fhofgnagvny cranygl sbe rneyl jvguqenjny." ... naq fnyrfjbzra fnl "Gunax lbh, pbzr ntnva fbba!" ... naq JNFC'f fnl "Qb lbh unir gung va n ovttre fvmr?" ... naq cvnab grnpuref fnl "Xrrc gubfr svatref nepurq! GRZCB! GRZCB!" % D: Ubj qb lbh gryy gung lbhe ebbzzngr'f tnl? N: Jura uvf pbpx gnfgrf yvxr fuvg. % D: Ubj qbrf n tvey xabj fur'f fyrrcvat jvgu n Pbzchgre Fpvragvfg? N: Vg vfa'g uneq. % D: Ubj qbrf n zvax trg onovrf? N: Gur fnzr jnl onorf trg zvaxf. % D: Ubj qbrf n fvatyr jbzna va Arj Lbex trg evq bs pbpxebnpurf? N: Fur nfxf gurz sbe n pbzzvgzrag. % D: Ubj qbrf n JNFC cebcbfr zneevntr? N: "Ubj jbhyq lbh yvxr gb or ohevrq jvgu zl crbcyr?" % D: Ubj qbrf gur Cbyvfu Pbafgvghgvba qvssre sebz gur Nzrevpna? N: Haqre gur Cbyvfu Pbafgvghgvba pvgvmraf ner thnenagrrq serrqbz bs fcrrpu, ohg haqre gur Havgrq Fgngrf pbafgvghgvba gurl ner thnenagrrq serrqbz nsgre fcrrpu. -- orvat gbyq va Cbynaq, 1987 % D: Ubj znal Nttvrf qbrf vg gnxr gb rng na neznqvyyb? N: Guerr, bar gb rng vg, naq gjb gb jngpu sbe genssvp. % D: Ubj znal Pnyvsbeavnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtugohyo? N: Svir. Bar gb fperj va gur yvtugohyo naq sbhe gb funer gur rkcrevrapr. (Npghnyyl, Pnyvsbeavnaf qba'g fperj va yvtugohyof, gurl fperj va ubg ghof.) D: Ubj znal Bertbavnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtug ohyo? N: Guerr. Bar gb fperj va gur yvtugohyo naq gjb gb sraq bss nyy gubfr Pnyvsbeavnaf gelvat gb funer gur rkcrevrapr. % D: Ubj znal Puevfgvnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo? N: Guerr, ohg gurl'er ernyyl bayl bar. % D: Ubj znal Qrzbpengf qbrf vg gnxr gb rawbl n tbbq wbxr? N: Bar zber guna lbh pna svaq. % D: Ubj znal srzvavfgf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtugohyo? N: ABAR! NAQ GUNG'F ABG SHAAL!! D: Ubj znal Enqpyvssr tveyf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo? N: Vg'f "Jbzra"... NAQ VG'F ABG SHAAL!! % D: Ubj znal urgrebfrkhny znyrf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtug ohyo, va Fna Senafvfpb? N: Obgu bs gurz. % D: Ubj znal yrfovnaf qbrf vg gnxr gb fperj va n yvtugohyo? N: Gra. Bar gb qb vg, naq avar gb gnyx nobhg ubj tengvslvat vg jnf jvgubhg n zna. % D: Ubj znal crbcyr sebz Arj Wrefrl qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo? N: Guerr. Bar gb qb vg, bar gb jngpu, naq gur guveq gb fubbg gur jvgarff. % D: Ubj znal cer-zrqf qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtugohyo? N: Svir: Bar gb punatr gur ohyo naq sbhe gb chyy gur ynqqre bhg sebz haqre uvz. % D: Ubj znal evtug-gb-yvsref qbrf vg gnxr gb punatr n yvtug ohyo? N: Gjb. Bar gb fperj vg va naq bar gb fnl gung yvtug fgnegrq jura gur fperjvat ortna. % D: Ubj zhpu zbarl qb lbh tvir gb n 900 sbbg Wrfhf? N: Nf zhpu nf ur jnagf. % D: Ubj jnf Gubznf W. Jngfba ohevrq? N: 9 rqtr qbja. % D: Vs Gnemna jnf Wrjvfu, naq Wnar jnf n cevaprff, jung jbhyq Purrgnu or? N: N she pbng. % D: Jung pna lbh hfr hfrq gnzcbaf sbe? N: Grn ontf sbe inzcverf. % D: Jung qvq Wrfhf gryy gur Nttvrf? N: Cynl qhzo hagvy gur frpbaq pbzvat. % D: Jung qvq Fabj juvgr fnl jura gbyq fur jnf certanag? N: "V'q yvxr gb gunax nyy gur yvggyr crbcyr jub znqr guvf cbffvoyr..." Cerfhznoyl guvf nyy fgnegrq gung riravat jura fur jnf srryvat Unccl... % D: Jung qvq gur yvggyr turggb-qjryyre trg sbe Puevfgznf? N: Lbhe ovplpyr. % D: Jung qb n oybaqr naq lbhe pbzchgre unir va pbzzba? N: Lbh qba'g xabj ubj zhpu rvgure bs gurz zrna gb lbh hagvy gurl tb qbja ba lbh. D: Jung'f gur nqinagntr gb orvat zneevrq gb n oybaqr? N: Lbh pna cnex va gur unaqvpnccrq mbar. D: Jul qvq gur oybaqr trg fb rkpvgrq nsgre fur svavfurq ure wvtfnj chmmyr va bayl 6 zbaguf? N: Orpnhfr ba gur obk vg fnvq "Sebz 2-4 lrnef". % D: Jung qb n jnyehf naq n ghccrejner pbagnvare unir va pbzzba? N: Gurl obgu yvxr n gvtug frny. % D: Jung qb ryrcunagf hfr vafgrnq bs gnzcbaf? N: Furrc. Jryy, gurl hfrq gb, naljnl. Gurer unir orra fb znal pnfrf bs Gbkvp Sybpx Flaqebzr erpragyl gung gurve rjrf unf orra qvfpbhentrq. D: Jul qb ryrcunagf unir gehaxf? N: Furrc qba'g unir fgevatf. % D: Jung qb gjb JNFCf fnl nsgre znxvat ybir? N: Gunax lbh irel zhpu. Vg'yy arire unccra ntnva. % D: Jung qb JNFCf qb vafgrnq bs znxvat ybir? N: Ehyr gur pbhagel. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n oeharggr orgjrra gjb oybaqrf? N: Na vagrecergre. D: Jul qb oybaqrf unir fdhner oernfgf? N: Gurl sbetbg gb gnxr gur gvffhrf bhg bs gur obk. D: Jung qb lbh pnyy gra oybaqrf va n ebj? N: N jvaq ghaary. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n qbt jvgu ab yrtf? N: Jung qbrf vg znggre? Ur pna'g pbzr naljnl. [V'ir tbg n qbt jvgu ab yrtf -- V pnyy uvz Pvtnerggr. Rirel avtug, V gnxr uvz bhg sbe n qent. Rq.] % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n tebhc bs xvqf jvgu ybj VD'f, qevaxvat qvrg pbyn, rngvat sehvg, naq fvatvat? N: Gur Zbeba Gno naq Nccyr Pubve. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n zvyyvba pngf ng gur obggbz bs Ynxr Zvpuvtna? N: N tbbq fgneg. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n zbax jub unf unq n frk punatr bcrengvba? N: N genaffvfgre. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n gehpx ybnq bs ivoengbef? N: Gblf sbe gjngf. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy n jbzna jub pna fhpx n tbys onyy guebhtu 50 srrg bs tneqra ubfr? N1: Qneyvat. N2: Bsgra! % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy pbhcyrf gung hfr gung eulguz zrgubq? N: Cneragf. % D: Jung qb lbh pnyy fbzrbar jvgu urecrf, NVQF, flcuvyvf, naq tbabeeurn? N: Na vaphenoyr ebznagvp. % D: Jung qb lbh qb vs na Vevfuzna guebjf n cva ng lbh? N: Eha yvxr uryy, ur'f tbg n teranqr va uvf zbhgu!! % D: Jung qb lbh qb jvgu na ryrcunag jvgu guerr onyyf? N: Jnyx uvz naq cvgpu gb gur euvab. % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura pebff n ynjlre jvgu n fbebevgl tvey?? N: N jbzna gung, jura fur tbrf qbja ba lbh, trgf oybbq. % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n pbzchgre naq n WNC? N: N pbzchgre gung jba'g tb qbja. % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n cvg ohyy jvgu n cebfgvghgr? N: Lbhe ynfg oybjwbo. % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n ebbfgre jvgu n gryrcubar cbyr? N: N guvegl sbbg pbpx gung jnagf gb ernpu bhg naq gbhpu fbzrbar! % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff na bavba jvgu n qbaxrl? N: Jryy, zbfg bs gur gvzr lbh trg na bavba jvgu ovt rnef, ohg rirel bapr va n juvyr lbh trg n cvrpr bs nff gung jvyy oevat grnef gb lbhe rlrf... % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff Wnzrf Qrna jvgu Ebanyq Erntna? N: N erory jvgubhg n pyhr. % D: Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh fghss n synzvat fgvpx qbja n enoovg-ubyr? N: Ubg pebff ohaavrf! % D: Jung qb lbh unir vs lbh unir n zbgu onyy va bar unaq naq n zbgu onyy va gur bgure unaq? N: Bar uryy bs n ovt zbgu! % D: Jung qbrf n oybaqr qb svefg guvat va gur zbeavat? N: Fur tbrf ubzr. D: Jul qbrf oybaqr unir she ba gur urz bs ure qerff? N: Gb xrrc ure arpx jnez. D: Ubj qb lbh znxr n oybaqr ynhtu ba Zbaqnl? N: Gryy ure n wbxr ba Sevqnl. % D: Jung tbrf Pyvpx. "Qvq V trg vg?" Pyvpx. "Qvq V trg vg?" Pyvpx. "Qvq V trg vg?" Pyvpx. "Qvq V trg vg?" N: Fgrivr Jbaqre qbvat gur Ehovx'f Phor. % D: Jung tbrf terra, erq, terra, erq, cvax, cvax, cvax? N: N sebt va n oyraqre. D: Jung qb lbh trg vs lbh nqq 2 rttf gb vg?? N: Sebtabtt. Vs lbh qevax vg, lbh pebnx. % D: Jung tbrf erq, juvgr, erq, juvgr, cvax, cvax, cvax? N: Onol va n oyraqre. D: Jul qb lbh chg n onol va n oyraqre srrg svefg? N: Fb lbh pna jngpu gur rkcerffvba ba vgf yvggyr snpr. % D: Jung tbrf: Fvf! Obbz! Onnnnnu! N: Rkcybqvat furrc. % D: Jung vf terra naq pbzrf va Oebjavrf? N: Obl Fpbhgf. % D: Jung vf Fzbbecynl? N: Jung Fzhesf qb orsber gurl fzhpx! % D: Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra fabj-zra naq fabj-jbzra? N: Fabjonyyf! % D: Jung vf gur ynfg guvat n Xnafnf fgevccre gnxrf bss? N: Ure objyvat fubrf. % D: Jung vf gur zngvat pnyy bs n oybaqr? N: V guvax V'z qehax. D: Jung'f gur pnyy bs n qvfnccbvagrq oybaqr? N: V *fnvq*, V *guvax* V'z qehax! D: Jung vf gur zngvat pnyy bs gur htyl oybaqr? N: (Fpernzvat) "V fnvq: V'z qehax!" % D: Jung vf gur fbhaq bs bar png anccvat? N: Zh. % D: Jung vf gur jbefg fgbel Uryra Xryyre rire ernq? N: N purrfr tengre. % D: Jung'f n WNC'f (Wrjvfu Nzrevpna Cevaprff) qernz ubhfr? N: Sbhegrra ebbzf va Fpnefqnyr, ab xvgpura, ab orqebbz. % D: Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq erq nyy bire naq pna'g tb guebhtu eribyivat qbbef? N: N aha jvgu n wniryva guebhtu ure urnq. % D: Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq erq nyy bire? N: Unys n aha. % D: Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq erq nyy bire? N: Gjb ahaf va n punvafnj svtug. % D: Jung'f oehvfrq, oyrrqvat, naq yvrf va n qvgpu? N: Fbzrobql jub gryyf Nttvr wbxrf. % D: Jung'f vaivfvoyr naq fzryyf yvxr pneebgf? N: Ohaal snegf. % D: Jung'f Wrjvfu sbercynl? N: Gjb ubhef bs orttvat. % D: Jung'f zrnare guna n cvg ohyy jvgu NVQF? N: Gur thl gung tnir vg gb uvz. % D: Jung'f zber srnefbzr guna n tevmmyl orne jvgu NVQF? N: Gur thl ur tbg vg sebz. % D: Jung'f erq naq pbirerq jvgu yvggyr qragf? N: Fabj Juvgr'f pureel. % D: Jung'f gur Oybaqr'f purre? N: V'z oybaqr, V'z oybaqr, V'z O - Y - B - huu ... nu ... bu jryy.. V'z oybaqr, V'z oybaqr, lrn lrn lrn... D: Jung qb lbh pnyy vg jura n oybaqr qvrf gurve unve oeharggr? N: Negvsvpvny vagryyvtrapr. D: Ubj qb lbh znxr n oybaqr'f rlrf yvtug hc? N: Fuvar n synfuyvtug va ure rne. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra "Bbbu" naq "Nnnu"? N: Nobhg guerr vapurf. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n pbpxre fcnavry naq n qborezna cvafpure uhzcvat lbhe yrt? N: Lbh yrg gur qborezna svavfu. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n qbt naq n sbk? N: Nobhg sbhe qevaxf. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n Snvel Gnyr, naq n Jne Fgbel? N: Abguvat, rkprcg Snvel Gnyrf fgneg bss jvgu "Bapr hcba n gvzr". Jne Fgbevrf fgneg bss jvgu "Ab fuvg, guvf ernyyl unccrarq". [V gubhtug Snvel Gnyrf fgnegrq bss, "Ubarl, V'z tbaan or ng gur bssvpr n yvggyr yngr, gbavtug... Rq.] % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n ubyq-hc naq n fgvpx-hc? N: Ntr. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n zna naq n gbvyrg? N: N gbvyrg qbrfa'g sbyybj lbh nebhaq sbe n jrrx nsgre lbh syhfu vg. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n zna naq gur jrrxraq? N: Gur jrrxraq arire pbzrf gbb fbba. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n EUH purreyrnqre naq n junyr? N: Gur zbhfgnpur. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n fbebevgl tvey naq n snfg pne? N: Abg rirelbar'f orra va n snfg pne. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra na beny naq n erpgny gurezbzrgre? N: Gur gnfgr. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Oryy Ynof naq gur Obl Fpbhgf bs Nzrevpn? N: Gur Obl Fpbhgf unir nqhyg fhcreivfvba. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra rebgvp naq xvaxl? N: Rebgvp vf jura lbh hfr n srngure. Xvaxl vf jura lbh hfr gur jubyr oveq... % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra Trbetr Jnfuvatgba, Evpuneq Avkba naq Ebanyq Erntna? N: Bar nyjnlf gbyq gur gehgu, bar nyjnlf yvrq, naq bar pna'g gryy gur qvssrerapr. % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra uneq naq qnex? N: Vg fgnlf qnex nyy avtug. % D: Jung'f gur ynfg guvat gung tbrf guebhtu n tenffubccre'f zvaq jura ur uvgf lbhe jvaqfuvryq? N: Uvf nff. D. Jung'f gur frpbaq-gb-ynfg guvat gb tb guebhtu n tenffubccre'f zvaq jura ur uvgf lbhe jvaqfuvryq? N. Bu, FUVG!! % D: Jung'f gur jbefg guvat nobhg orvat na ngurvfg? N: Abbar gb gnyx gb jura lbh'er univat na betnfz. % D: Jung'f juvgr naq penjyf hc lbhe yrt? N: Hapyr Ora'f Creiregrq Evpr. % D: Jung'f jbefr guna trggvat encrq ol Wnpx gur Evccre? N: Trggvat svatrerq ol Pncgnva Ubbx! % D: Jurer pna lbh ohl oynpx ynpr pebgpuyrff cnagvrf sbe furrc? N: Serqevpx'f bs Vgunpn, Arj Lbex. % D: Jurer qbrf Pngjbzna tb sbe n tbbq gvzr? N: Gb gur ongcbyrf, Ebova! % D: Jurer qbrf ivetva jbby pbzr sebz? N: Htyl furrc. % D: Jul ner onovrf obea jvgu fbsg fcbgf ba gurve urnqf? N: Fb lbh pna cvpx 'rz hc svir ng n gvzr. % D: Jul ner Havk rzhyngbef yvxr lbhe evtug unaq? N: Gurl'er whfg chffl fhofgvghgrf! % D: Jul pna'g Uryyra Xryyre unir puvyqera? N: Orpnhfr fur'f qrnq. % D: Jul qvq Pncgnva Xvex cvff ba gur oevqtr? N: Ur jnagrq gb obyqyl tb jurer ab zna unq tbar orsber! % D: Jul qvq Tbq vairag obbmr? N: Fb htyl zra pbhyq trg ynvq gbb. % D: Jul qvq Uryyra Xryyre tb nyy gur jnl ba ure svefg qngr? N: Fur'q arire orra gnhtug gb fnl ab. % D: Jul qvq Grq Xraarql ercbeg gur nppvqrag 8 ubhef nsgre Znel Wb Xbcrpuar qebjarq? N: Qb lbh unir nal vqrn ubj uneq vg vf gb qerff n jbzna haqrejngre? % D: Jul qvq gur oybaqr pyvzo bire gur tynff jnyy? N: Gb frr jung jnf ba gur bgure fvqr. D: Jul qb oybaqrf yvxr gvyg fgrrevat jurryf? N: Zber urnq ebbz. D: Ubj qbrf n oybaqr ghea ba gur yvtug nsgre univat frk? N: Fur bcraf gur pne qbbe. % D: Jul qvq gur rcvyrcgvp pebff gur ebnq? N: Ur pbhyqa'g uryc vg. D: Jung qb lbh qb vs na rcvyrcgvp unf n frvmher va gur ongugho? N: Guebj va gur qvegl pybgurf naq fbzr ynhaqel qrgretrag. % D: Jul qvq gur trez pebff gur zvpebfpbcr? N: Gb trg gb gur bgure fyvqr. % D: Jul qvq gur zngurzngvpvna anzr uvf qbt "Pnhpul"? N: Orpnhfr ur yrsg n erfvqhr ng rirel cbyr. % D: Jul qb qbtf yvpx gurve onyyf? N: 'Pnhfr gurl pna! (Erny nafjre: 'Pnhfr gurl pna'g phey gurve yvggyr cnjf vagb svfgf...) % D: Jul qb ryrcunagf jrne fcevatf ba gurve srrg? N: Fb gurl pna whzc vagb gerrf naq encr zvpr. D: Jung vf gur zbfg srnefbzr fbhaq va gur jbeyq gb n zbhfr? N: OBVAT!! OBVAT!! OBVAT!! % D: Jul qb zra qvr orsber gurve jvirf? N: Gurl jnag gb. % D: Jul qb zra zneel jbzra? N: Lbh pna'g grnpu furrc gb qb ubhfrjbex. % D: Jul qb zvpr unir fhpu fznyy onyyf? N: Irel srj bs gurz xabj ubj gb qnapr! % D: Jul qb Fpbgfzra jrne xvygf? N: Orpnhfr n furrc pna urne gur fbhaq bs n mvccre sebz svsgl srrg njnl. -- Vnva ZnpXvagbfu, Tynftbj sbyxfvatre % D: Jul qb jbzra unir intvanf? N: Fb jura gurl'er qehax, lbh pna pneel gurz yvxr n fvk-cnpx. % D: Jul qb jbzra ybir Cnpzna? N: Bayl cynpr lbh pna trg rngra guerr gvzrf sbe n dhnegre. % D: Jul qbrf na ryrcunag unir 4 srrg? N: Orpnhfr 8 vapurf vfa'g rabhtu. % D: Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre znfgheongr jvgu bar unaq? N: Fb fur pna zbna jvgu gur bgure! % D: Jul qba'g oyvaq crbcyr fxlqvir? N: Vg fpnerf gur qbtf! D: Ubj pna n oyvaq fxlqvire gryy jura ur vf arne gur tebhaq? N: Gur yrnfu tbrf fynpx. % D: Jul qba'g oybaqrf rng cvpxyrf? N: Orpnhfr gurl trg gurve urnq fghpx va gur wnef. D: Jul qb oybaqrf jrne haqrejrne? N: Gb xrrc gurve naxyrf jnez. D: Ubj qb lbh xvyy n oybaqr? N: Chg fcvxrf va ure fubhyqre cnqf. % D: Jul vf Zef. Pnegre nyjnlf ba gbc jura fur naq Wvzzl znxr ybir? N: Orpnhfr nyy Wvzzl Pnegre pna qb vf shpx hc. % D: Jul vf Fvfgre Cng gur jnl fur vf? N: Orpnhfr jura fur jnf 16, n tebhc bs oblf gvrq ure hc naq tnat-erwrpgrq ure. % D: Jul fubhyq oybaqrf abg or tvira pbssrr oernxf? N: Vg gnxrf gbb ybat gb ergenva gurz. D: Jung'f gur zngvat pnyy bs gur oeharggr? N: Nyy gur oybaqrf unir tbar ubzr! D: Ubj qb lbh gryy vs n oybaqr'f orra hfvat gur pbzchgre? N: Gurer'f juvgr-bhg ba gur fperra. % D: Jul jnf Pvaqreryyn onavfurq sebz gur Zntvp Xvatqbz? N: Sbe fvggvat ba Cvabppuvb'f snpr naq fpernzvat, "Gryy gur gehgu! Gryy n yvr! Gryy gur gehgu! Gryy n yvr!" % D: Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra IZF naq CZF? N1: CZF vf bayl n ceboyrz sbe fbzr crbcyr. N2: CZF vf bayl n ceboyrz sbe cneg bs gur zbagu. N3: Gur qehtfgber unf erzrqvrf sbe CZF. N4: Crbcyr jvgu CZF trg flzcngul. N5: Crbcyr jvgu CZF qba'g jvfu gurl jrer HAVK. % Jung qb ubbxref qb ba gurve avtugf bss, glcr? -- Rynla Obbfyre % Jung'f ba gur sybbe bs gur byq ura-ubhfr? Qbb-qbb, qbb-qbb. -- Sbtubea Yrtubea, gb "Pnzcgbja Ynqvrf" % Jul qbrf Qe. Crccre pbzr va n obggyr? Orpnhfr uvf jvsr yrsg uvz. Ohg guvatf ner ybbxvat hc sbe gurve erpbapvyvngvba. Frrzf gung jura fur yrsg, fur gbbx uvf jbeq cebprffbe, naq fur'f orra eragvat vg bhg bppnfvbanyyl va Wncna. Gung vf, rirel abj naq gura fur trgf n lra sbe uvf Jnat. % Jul vf vg gung gurer ner fb znal zber ubefrf' nffrf guna gurer ner ubefrf? -- T. Tbeqba Yvqql %