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  2. From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: short shameful xmas confession
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov13.143718.62309@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
  6. Date: 13 Nov 92 14:37:18 GMT
  7. Organization: Lehigh University
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  10. >>      my dad has a cooler xmas wish list than I do
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  12. >>      Michael, the Chaotic
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  14. >    Steal it.
  15.  
  16. Kill him.  Inherit what's on his list, plus keep your own.
  17. But of course you'll have to stage the murder so Santa Claus won't find out
  18. and think you were a bad boy this year.
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