NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #26/NN_1992_26.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/37936

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From: [e-mail] (Roger Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
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Date: 13 Nov 92 03:25:03 GMT
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in talk.bizarre, [e-mail] (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
)Rick Kelly writes:
): When I ride in an elevator, I usually position myself so that I can read the
): date on the inspection certificate.  If the date isn't in the current decade,
): then I think about how many strands might be left in the cable.
)
)When I ride in an elevator (a lift) that's crowded, I position
)myself with my back to the door, facing everyone. Then I announce
)in a loud voice
)"Now, the reason I called this meeting..."

When I ride in an elevator that's crowded, I position myself in the
corner, with my back to the other passengers. Then I sing Elton John's
"Whippingboy" in a loud voice, while I spank myself.

carasso,
un-.

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