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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!know!mips2!news.bbn.com!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!rpi!news.ans.net!newsgate.watson.ibm.com!yktnews2.watson.ibm.com!watson!gerald!gerald
  2. From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: Elevators
  5. Keywords: smirk, tasteless
  6. Message-ID: <gerald.721606068@gerald>
  7. Date: 12 Nov 92 22:07:48 GMT
  8. References: <josh.721593172@mowgli>
  9. Sender: @watson.ibm.com
  10. Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
  11. Organization: November is seafood month
  12. Lines: 9
  13. Originator: gerald@gerald
  14.  
  15. josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
  16.  
  17. >I tend to stand in front, right by the buttons. If you stand in the back,
  18. >short fat men will stand next to you, fart, and whistle out of tune.
  19.  
  20. I have heard that there are people who can perform both actions with a
  21. single bodily function.
  22.  
  23. Gerald -it takes practice, though
  24.