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- From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Re: zippers
- Date: 13 Nov 1992 06:14:32 GMT
- Organization: The International House of Secretions
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- In article <1992Nov12.173309.28672@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
- *I just noticed last night that my fake Gore-Tex pants that I wear
- *on my ride to work have a double zipper on the pocket, the kind that's
- *on sleeping bags so you can open them from either the inside or the
- *outside.
- *
- *It's nice to know that if I ever get accidentally zipped inside my
- *pocket that I can get out by myself.
-
- Actually, it's in case you find any little people and trap them in your
- pocket to take back to your lab and do hideous experiments on them. The
- fake Gore-Tex people are very compassionate to their cause.
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- Mark "Hurl the giant pencil" Lippert
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