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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!lordSnooty
  2. From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
  5. Message-ID: <69393@cup.portal.com>
  6. Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 18:32:26 PST
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  10.   <1992Nov10.203750.18029@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <josh.721431539@mowgli>
  11.   <s7145ss@zola.esd.sgi.com> <aslakson.721461337@pico>
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  15. Rick Kelly writes:
  16. : When I ride in an elevator, I usually position myself so that I can read the
  17. : date on the inspection certificate.  If the date isn't in the current decade,
  18. : then I think about how many strands might be left in the cable.
  19.  
  20. When I ride in an elevator (a lift) that's crowded, I position
  21. myself with my back to the door, facing everyone. Then I announce
  22. in a loud voice
  23. "Now, the reason I called this meeting..."
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  25. | lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Queuing Theory With That?       |
  26. | poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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