NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #26/NN_1992_26.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/37749

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From: [e-mail] (Arthur Delano)
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Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Date: 12 Nov 1992 02:21:33 GMT
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now playing on talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors, and
alt.religion.kibology, interpretations of zoology creative
enough to rival hanna-maria's interpretations of cosmology:

you've read about the space potato, and now you are ready for
the bigfootf spaceman.

In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
]Subject: Why Bigfoot Is So Hard To Catch.
]  Jack Lapseritis thinks a Bigfoot can't be caught (but I know good and well
]they can) because Bigfoot can astrally project himself out of dangerous
]situations.
] That's the startling claim of noted bigfoot researcher Jack Lapseritis, who
]says three of the large, hairy creatures once teleported themselves into his
]bedroom, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
]  He has been researching he bigfoot phenomenon for more that 20 years and
]says he has seen the elusive beasts on seven occasions.
]  During a research expedition in Mount Hood Wilderness Area in the Oregon
]Cascades, he had a bizarre enncounter with a bigfoot that suggestded the
]creatures can teleport themselves at the speed of thought.
]  Almost daily, he heard a two-legged creature approach his tent, but when he
]peered outside, the approaching figure disappeared.
] Every time it left the area, I could hear a very loud, high pitched whistle.
]This continued every single day for two weeks.
]  He has experinced telepathic contact with both bigfoot and star people = a
]race of extraterrestrial beings that may have brought bigfoot to this
]planet.
]  His contact with bigfoot culminated with a bizarre visit from three of the
]creatures, who astrally projected into his bedroom late one night.
]  After they woke me up telepathically, I was facinated to observe these
]living apparitions as they moved around the room.
]  Among other revelations, the bigfoot people told me that they can traverse
]eight different dimensions, including astral projection, dematerialization,
]teleportation, and the ablility to enter the nucleus or door of a vortex,
]which purportedly, leads to another plane of existence in time and space.
]  So this is me (John Winston) speaking, how about that?
]John Winston.

this belongs on talk.bizarre.

AjD
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