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  1. Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37720 rec.arts.poems:11217
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!think.com!ames!agate!curtis
  3. From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
  4. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
  5. Subject: Re: History repeats itself
  6. Date: 11 Nov 1992 23:13:20 GMT
  7. Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
  8. Lines: 20
  9. Message-ID: <1ds42gINNbuh@agate.berkeley.edu>
  10. References: <BxIoJy.Msv@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> <1992Nov10.233530.14858@netcom.com> <1ds38pINNdg@alicudi.usc.edu>
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  12.  
  13. In article <1ds38pINNdg@alicudi.usc.edu> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
  14. >
  15. >       Roses are red,
  16. >       and violets are blue,
  17. >       I'm suffering from a multiple personality disorder --
  18. >       yeah, me too.
  19.  
  20. Your poem has been examined by an examination committee and
  21. found to be scannously deficient.
  22.  
  23. The poetically correct version is:
  24.  
  25.        Roses are red,
  26.        and violets are blue,
  27.        uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
  28.        yeah, me too.
  29.  
  30. Thank you for your cooperation.
  31.  
  32. c
  33.