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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uunet.ca!geac!itcyyz!xrtll!silver
  3. From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
  4. Subject: Overheard at a magazine counter
  5. Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
  6. Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:03:18 GMT
  7. Message-ID: <BxBppI.82o@xrtll.uucp>
  8. Lines: 12
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  10. Middle-aged woman:  "Excuse me ... do you have Horse Illustrated?"
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  12. Teenaged cashier:   "Sports?"
  13.  
  14. Middle-aged woman:  "Horse Illustrated."
  15.  
  16. silver "sounds like a veterinary textbook"
  17. -- 
  18. |I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
  19. |Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
  20. |home. _________________________________________________________________|
  21. |_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
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