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- From: baumann@igd.fhg.de (Peter Baumann)
- Newsgroups: comp.windows.x
- Subject: FLAME, FLAME ON X!!!
- Message-ID: <1683@igd.fhg.de>
- Date: 6 Nov 92 12:44:14 GMT
- Sender: news@igd.fhg.de
- Organization: Haus der Graphischen Datenverarbeitung, Darmstadt
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- This is a sad story told by a frustrated user of some quite common
- one-letter software.
-
- Once upon a time, the Vice President of quite a big company was
- announced to visit the database group of some institute, and so the
- department head decided that the visitor was to be given *the* final audio-image-animation multimedia database demo. So, a lot of preparations
- were done to have all neatly arranged. Short before the Big Date, final
- checks were done again and again to ensure that all worked fine (and
- to calm down the anxious spirits of the programmers).
-
- The Big Date arrived, and indeed all worked fine - at first. But,
- when the images and the animation were to be loaded from the
- database --- nothing happened. More and more desperate re-tries
- failed each. At the end, the Vice President left the room, leaving
- behind some miserable creature worrying about its bad fate which
- had destroyed its career out of nowhere.
-
- Short after that, a colleague of the bad-luck guy occasionally
- remarked, "Did you know that the X windows server never releases
- memory space once acquired for image display? Each new image loaded
- makes the X server address space grow until there's no more available."
- And added, "This is a well-known bug of X". Well-known. Well...
-
- Beyond this point, rumors differ. Some say the guy jumped out of
- the 3rd floor window, and others say that a life insurance contract
- for MIT X group members has become more expensive than for Salmon
- Rushdie...
-
- This story comes from a deeply fustrated, X-rated :-( programmer
- who is an occasional (hence, non-expert) X user
-
- PS:
- Have you ever had something named X in your home directory when
- starting xinit? (I figure that each of us has "." at the beginning
- of the PATH variable...) - Nice effect.
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