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  1. Xref: sparky alt.postmodern:2637 alt.religion.kibology:4523 alt.alien.visitors:8064
  2. Newsgroups: alt.postmodern,alt.religion.kibology,alt.alien.visitors
  3. Path: sparky!uunet!destroyer!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!eff!world!kibo
  4. From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
  5. Subject: Re: GRAVITY-NEUTRALIZING INVENTION
  6. Message-ID: <BxA96E.1FG@world.std.com>
  7. Followup-To: alt.postmodern,alt.sex,misc.test,alt.religion.scientology,alt.alien.visitors,alt.cascade
  8. Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
  9. References: <1992Nov4.174153.2106@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
  10. Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:08:37 GMT
  11. Lines: 24
  12.  
  13. In article <1992Nov4.174153.2106@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
  14. >                         Gravity-NEUTRALIZING Spacecraft
  15. >                         or ZERO/REDUCED-Gravity Chamber
  16. >...
  17. >    
  18. >               VERY CLOSE CONTACT must be made as the disc extensions 
  19. >          slide past the wall extensions in order to conduct the 
  20. >          "Kinemassic" Energy (term coined by the Inventor) from the 
  21. >          discs to the walls in an ALTERNATING CIRCULATION yap yap yap
  22. >          yap yap yap yap yap koo-koo yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
  23. >          yap yap, yap yap yap yap ding dong yap yap yap?  Yap yap yap
  24. >          yap yap yap yap... yap yap yap yap bork bork bork!
  25.  
  26. Oh NO!  Someone's fired the DEEDLEE RAY at Mr. McElwaine!  He's growing
  27. DEEDLEE FRINGE all over!  Quick, Henry, the scissors!  Before he's
  28. chintzed to death!
  29.  
  30. >                                        Robert E. McElwaine
  31. >                                        B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC
  32.                                          ^^^^
  33. "B.S." is somehow fitting.
  34.  
  35.                                 -- K.
  36.  
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