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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!europa.asd.contel.com!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!agate!doc.ic.ac.uk!uknet!edcastle!fofp
  2. From: fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.peeves
  4. Subject: Re: Squirrel
  5. Message-ID: <27983@castle.ed.ac.uk>
  6. Date: 11 Nov 92 11:15:39 GMT
  7. References: <1dncrpINNdfe@agate.berkeley.edu>
  8. Organization: Edinburgh University
  9. Lines: 25
  10.  
  11. curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
  12.  
  13. >So I saw this squirrel.
  14. >It was gamboling merrily in the middle of the road.
  15. >So I hit him.  With a soft thunkathunk.  In the head I think.
  16.  
  17. Is that a Harvest Quaker Crunch you're eating?
  18.  
  19. Aren't you worried about the squirrels?
  20.  
  21. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID....
  22.  
  23. The HarvestQuakerCrunchEatingPsychoSquirrelLiberationFront has sworn revenge!
  24.  
  25.  
  26.  
  27.                   |\__/|  .~    ~.
  28.                   /  o `./      .'
  29.                  {o__,   \    {
  30.                    / .  . )    \
  31.                    `-` '-' \    }
  32.                   .(   _(   )_.'
  33.                  '---.~_ _ _|
  34.  
  35. -- Squirrels With Attitude
  36.