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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!noc.near.net!hri.com!spool.mu.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!hp-cv!hp-pcd!hp-vcd!dmunroe
  2. From: dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe)
  3. Newsgroups: alt.peeves
  4. Subject: Terrorist strikes News sites!
  5. Message-ID: <BxHAEq.HAn@vcd.hp.com>
  6. Date: 10 Nov 92 02:18:26 GMT
  7. Sender: news@vcd.hp.com (News user)
  8. Organization: Hewlett-Packard
  9. Lines: 34
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  12. In article <ATAYLOR.92Nov5140352@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
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  14. >    ObPeeve: Somewhere, in the mid-Atlantic, a cunningly
  15. >    fabricated submersible machine containing Claudio
  16. >    Terrorist and a number of infernal devices is certainly
  17. >    doing something unspeakable to the underwater cables
  18. >    that carry news....
  19. >
  20.  
  21. My news has been cut off for more than a week.  The Air National Guard here
  22. got a photo of his agent strafing the backbone sites in the Western U.S.:
  23.  
  24.  
  25.                                 .  Pokhoronim vas!  Kho, kho, kho!
  26.                                .
  27.                               .
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  29.                             .                        /       /
  30.                            .      ____              / _/\_  /
  31.                         ,-----.  /    |            /  >  < /
  32.                        / (..)  \/     |           /       /
  33.                   ____/_________\ _______________/_______/
  34.                  | _/\_   ____________            ,--\  '
  35.                 <| >  <  (            |          |    \ |
  36.                  |        \           |          |     `|
  37.                   ---------\          | ---------'
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  42.                                 \_____|
  43.  
  44. -Dave
  45.