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- From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
- Newsgroups: alt.peeves
- Subject: Re: FratBoyz (Was: A quick biology lesson)
- Message-ID: <MB2Yr*Pj0@prolix.apana.org.au>
- Date: 7 Nov 92 15:08:00 GMT
- References: <ATAYLOR.92Nov2143847@gauss.nmsu.edu> <Bx52wJ.Jzv@nic.umass.edu>
- <tsmXr*vj0@prolix.apana.org.au> <Bx8y9x.20p@nic.umass.edu>
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- In article <Bx8y9x.20p@nic.umass.edu>, Jenny Gutbezahl writes:
-
- > In article <tsmXr*vj0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Not Curtis Yarvin) writes:
- >
- > >
- > >Q. How many Jenny's does it take to change a light globe?
- > >
- > >A. THAT IS NOT FUNNY, ALRIGHT? (*)(**)
- > >
- > >(*) this presumes that Jenny is constantly premenstrual.
- >
- > Um, Dac, honey. My sense of humor actually gets sharper & nastier the
- > worse of a mood I'm in.
-
- From all accounts, those subjected to your 'sense of humour'
- [cleverly disguised as a tissue in your voluminous handbag], have
- mistaken your excessive overreaction for that of a caffiene fiend
- who has just come away from a thirteen week Jolt cola addiction
- therapy camp, and was asked "would you like a dagger up the
- clitoris?(@)"
-
- > humor. And respond that way when insulted. When insulted, I don't
- > say "that's not funny", I insult right back.
-
- INSULTED? A generic LBJ _insulted_ someone. Stop the presses!
-
- > A. Listen Dac, you pathetic excuse for a human being. First off, we
- > don't have f*cking light *globes* over here in the real world. We have
-
- Really? How scintillating. Do you have many examples of people
- with your predisposition towards being a precious little rat-fuck
- bastard with no hope of ever coping with the concept of a global
- village over there in Massofchewedtits(@)?
-
- Pardon me for not sashaying into alt.peeves with a generic
- American Comprehension Waiver, which specifically prevents me
- from being wrongly molested for mentioning vegemite, petrol,
- chocolate biscuits, rubbers, tyres, labour [or any word with a
- 'our' embedded in it], seventeen thousand strangely spelt
- placenames, holdens, wallabies, anthrax ripple icecream, and
- fuckhead ethnocentric yanks with delusions of world domination
- via corporate takeover.
-
- Thickie.
-
- > light bulbs. God only knows what sick and perverse things you Aussie
- ~~~ ~~~~~~
- > inbreeds do with your sheep by the light of the "globes" which you stick
- ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
- > up your own bums to attract gerbils, but I have no use for light globes.
- ~~~~~~~
-
- 1) The ubiquitous American reference to god: typical
- fundamentalist christianity with a whole truckload of
- parochialism mashed in [add televangelists for taste]
-
- 2) Aussie? Moi? Sorry, dear, I originally hie from Yorkshire, England.
-
- 3) Sheep? Your predilection towards ovine pals is shared by New
- Zealanders, not Australians - Aussies are into Kangaroo fucking.
-
- 4) Light from 'globes', well, you score one mark for managing to sus
- out what that strange Dac fellow meant by the term 'light globe'.
-
- 5) Generally gerbils are known as hamsters. q.v. ethnocentricity.
-
- > >(**) and is very sexist. Curtis Yarvin should be ashamed of
- > >forging this article.
-
- > What do you have against Curtis? He's less sexist than a lot
-
- Nothing other than he has leanings towards being an SF snob.
-
- > group. And I'm sure if he were to forge an insult to me
-
- FORGE? Deary me, child, if I wanted to FORGE something, I
- wouldn't go around putting 'dac@prolix' in every other header
- line, and drawing attention to my act of net.vandalism by
- mentioning the term 'forgery'. 'Fraid your sense of humour has
- failed. Perhaps you need a new box of tissues?
-
- > Jenny "i'll change that light bulb when I'm good and ready" Gutbezahl
-
- "Sure sure, Ted." [Obscure Oz joke, and not very funny]
-
- I can already see the yawns of a million souls, wondering what
- the fuck JennyG was so offended by in the first place?
-
- That she was sent an article from an Australian, or that she was
- mistaken for a person with some semblence of wit?
-
- Feel free to place me in your capricious killfile, toots(@).
-
- (@) obviously sexist taunts to see if poor little JennyG can put
- herself into orbit.
-
- Peeve: People with ultrashort fuses.
-
- Julian Cleary could have a field day with you. [And you would
- even get a Fanny statuette for your troubles.]
-
- Dac
- --
- dac@prolix.apana.org.au David Andrew Clayton. // _| _ _
- dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au Canberra, Australia \X/ (_](_](_
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