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- From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal
- Subject: WIZARD PREDICTED the Election CORRECTLY!
- Date: 10 Nov 1992 08:19:47 GMT
- Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
- Lines: 106
- Message-ID: <1dnrb3INN3al@gap.caltech.edu>
- NNTP-Posting-Host: gumby.cs.caltech.edu
- Summary: Movies are your Strangest Entertainment
- Keywords: wizard, predict, election, true psychic, CAPITALIZATION
-
-
- >Lauren Podolak writes (in response to Kibo's Psykik Prediktion):
- >
- >J"P>> WIZARD: THE NOSTRADAMUS OF MOTION PICTURES?
- >J"P>>
- >J"P>>>>O great Psychic Wizard: Who will win the Presidential Election?
- >J"P>>
- >J"P>>Psychic Wizard Answer @:) Nobody will win. (Sorry, Kibo)
- >
- >J"P>Here's my own prediction:
- >
- (Kibo's Psykik Prediktion tactfully omitted)
- >
- >Oh Great Wizard! you have fallen on thy a***.....
- >
- >Lauren
- >___
- > X OLX 2.1 TD X Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up
-
-
- 8@ NOOOOOOO! Your _sig-phrase_ is psychic! It all got screwed up!
- Psykik Kibo edited out the body of my WIZARD work, just so he could
- attach onto it the idealistic limbs of his own political creature!
-
- And I - I have been robbed of my Rightful Place in alt.paranormal's
- listing of Blatent Psychic Predictions! And it's even worse - because
- this time, I was ACTUALLY PSYCHICALLY CORRECT!!
-
- Here! This is The TRUE POSTING, re-posted, and using up more space,
- but I can do this because it is in the name of Truth and Justice:
-
-
- From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal
- Subject: The Predictable WIZARD - #2
- Date: 30 Oct 1992 01:55:47 GMT <<the DATE! PROOF!!
- Message-ID: <1cq4n4INNq6k@gap.caltech.edu>
- Summary: Movies Are Your Strangest Entertainment
- Keywords: Wizard, predicts, presidential election, Jeane Dixon (:p)
-
- (The author regrets that this posting was not made days ago, when it
- was more awesome and less obvious, but Guru Derek had to get someone
- to hit the "Reset" button on the Caltech SuperComputer, GumbyII.)
-
-
- WIZARD: THE NOSTRADAMUS OF MOTION PICTURES?
-
- >>O great Psychic Wizard: Who will win the Presidential Election?
-
- Psychic Wizard Answer @:) Nobody will win. (Sorry, Kibo)
-
- Okay, I'll go out on a limb, here.. TWO MEN will be elected. And
- that's about it. IMO, we just get a choice of (campaign) buttons,
- for essentially the same old, deeply-geared political machine.
-
- My opinions of this taxpayer-financed national circus must remain
- private, as I do not care to attract a flame-fest from all parties.
-
- But I DID tell Guru Derek Woolverton, back in February, 1992,
- precisely who was going to be elected. He is the keeper of the
- info, and he is sworn not to divulge it until after Judgement Day.
-
- (HOWEVER: you will notice, in the finale scene of my
- feature film, THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME, that we are
- all marching out of the Clinton Theater - now closed.) <<THERE!!
-
- If I'm RIGHT...then I have beaten Jeane Dixon, and the UseNet is
- my witness, my record of accurate prediction since the Nixon age
- is unbroken, and I will be hired for a princely retainer fee by
- the National Enquirer!!!
-
- If I'm wrong...hey, I'm a filmmaker, this ain't my profession.
-
- __________________________________________ ___._`.*.'_._ ________
- Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +.
- Hollywood, CA 90026-2714 ' * . ' ' |\^/| `. * . *
- jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (: May All Your \V/ Good Dreams
- <& alt.fan.mike-jittlov> and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
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-
- "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
- positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/28/88
- (END Re-Post)
-
- In summation:
-
- "Professional Psychic" (-guffaw!-) Jeane Dixon flubbed an easy
- prediction, and she STILL gets all the publicity, and UseNet
- follow-ups, and princely National Enquirer payments!
-
- And I risked my public reknown, by posting this SPECTACULAR
- PREDICTION right here and in my own Newsgroup, prepared to take
- the full brunt of all flames and criticism if I somehow failed...
- but I WAS RIGHT!!! And I predicted it in a FEATURE FILM, first
- theatrically previewed in 1988, a film which is right there in
- video stores in many places AROUND THE WORLD. And we filmed that
- finale scene on October 19, 1983!! TALK ABOUT PRECOGNITION!!
- WOW!!
- ...And NOBODY said A THING!! Nada, nil, zip, zilch, -0-
-
- SO - if You think that I'm going to mention the *Critical Dates*
- for the Big One, or for the West Coast Rapture, or the UFO Elvis-
- Yetis Stealing the Hollywood Sign... well, FORGET IT!!!!1 8p
-
- (unless you ask me to...)
-