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  1. Path: sparky!uunet!mcsun!ieunet!ccvax.ucd.ie!tskelly
  2. From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Top tips
  5. Message-ID: <1992Sep10.125900.49655@ccvax.ucd.ie>
  6. Date: 10 Sep 92 12:58:59 GMT
  7. Organization: University College Dublin
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  11. Lonely and depressed but afraid to top yourself?
  12. Join the army - you'll soon get over your irrational fear of killing yourself 
  13. and before you know it you'll be six foot under, pushing up daisies
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  17. Colonel Algernon Fortesque-Smyth (Recruiting officer)
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  19. I don't have a sig. - Ha
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